#so that's not good

[djevelbl]

LET'S GOOOO MY DANCE RECITAL IS TODAAAAAY!!!

[labradorite-princess]

I'm not going to the wedding. I can't do it.

[fireheartedpup]

I'm laughing at this growly dog because--and I've watched Iike 50 videos to try to figure out what the vibe is here--I think they're just mad that their owner is asking them to do an obstacle course instead of just handing them the treats directly.

It's possible the owner does need to leave this dog alone more often, but no one is forcing them to do this. From what I can tell, they're being encouraged with treats offscreen. The rest of the body language is relatively loose and bouncy.

The other dogs have that interested look dogs get when you ask them to complete an activity that requires them to use their brain. It's frustrating for them to figure it out, but not so hard that they can't do it.

So from what I can tell, the situation is this:

White poodle: I got this!

Maltese: Um... I guess I can try?

Brown poodle: how DARE you ask me to do this.

It's possible I'm missing something and it does make me a little nervous, but I'm pretty sure they just have an attitude.

[shapeshifterraccoon]

imagine sleeping in long trousers and sock and the trousers keep riding up to your knees and you can hear squeaking inside your own head every time you move even a little bit and you can also hear your heartbeat against your pillow,

that is what my bones feel like when I need to crack them.

you telling me you don't like the noise of it is not going to stop me.

tough luck bro, my joints are squeaky like styrofoam on cotton, and if I don't crack them joints rn I will have a meltdown

[itsscaredycat]

so ok yeah fine i watched gravity falls again and read the book of bill

[macdenlover]

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

[gorgo4ne]

"Useless ray of goddamn sunshine. You could have taught an old fool like me a lot."

Referenced Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan (1885)

[its-arson-time]

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[mroddmod]

the queen of the disco or whatever

[yourmajestybee]

EVERYONE NEEDS TO LOOK AT HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON UNTRAINABLE THE STAGE PLAY RN

[katelynduval]

Wanted: Your face in my 😻

would u lick me...?🥺

[cronchy-baguette]

caitlyn's garden of violets

[ilona-mushroom]

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

[sanguinifex]

You gotta read and watch some old books and films that aren’t 100% modern politically correct. I’m not saying you should agree with everything in them but you need to learn where genres came from to understand what those genres are doing today and where media deconstructing old tropes is coming from.

Also, more often than you might think, they’re not actually promoting bigotry so much as “didn’t consider all the implications of something” or just used words that were polite then but considered offensive now.

Kill the censor in your head.

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]