#so that's not good

[djevelbl]

LET'S GOOOO MY DANCE RECITAL IS TODAAAAAY!!!

[labradorite-princess]

I'm not going to the wedding. I can't do it.

[fireheartedpup]

I'm laughing at this growly dog because--and I've watched Iike 50 videos to try to figure out what the vibe is here--I think they're just mad that their owner is asking them to do an obstacle course instead of just handing them the treats directly.

It's possible the owner does need to leave this dog alone more often, but no one is forcing them to do this. From what I can tell, they're being encouraged with treats offscreen. The rest of the body language is relatively loose and bouncy.

The other dogs have that interested look dogs get when you ask them to complete an activity that requires them to use their brain. It's frustrating for them to figure it out, but not so hard that they can't do it.

So from what I can tell, the situation is this:

White poodle: I got this!

Maltese: Um... I guess I can try?

Brown poodle: how DARE you ask me to do this.

It's possible I'm missing something and it does make me a little nervous, but I'm pretty sure they just have an attitude.

[shapeshifterraccoon]

imagine sleeping in long trousers and sock and the trousers keep riding up to your knees and you can hear squeaking inside your own head every time you move even a little bit and you can also hear your heartbeat against your pillow,

that is what my bones feel like when I need to crack them.

you telling me you don't like the noise of it is not going to stop me.

tough luck bro, my joints are squeaky like styrofoam on cotton, and if I don't crack them joints rn I will have a meltdown

[bizarrebazaar13]

what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

[gorgo4ne]

"Useless ray of goddamn sunshine. You could have taught an old fool like me a lot."

Referenced Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan (1885)

[itsscaredycat]

so ok yeah fine i watched gravity falls again and read the book of bill

[macdenlover]

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

[cronchy-baguette]

caitlyn's garden of violets

[mroddmod]

the queen of the disco or whatever

[tawnysoup]

Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

[yourmajestybee]

EVERYONE NEEDS TO LOOK AT HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON UNTRAINABLE THE STAGE PLAY RN

[charbroiledchicken]

if it's good enough for you, then it deserves to be made. don't let anyone else decide if your story is worth it or not.

[gongyussy]

good thing from jp twitter this week is queen of old man yaoi michiru sonoo discovering the term old man yaoi

update: somehow it got impossibly more wholesome

quick translation: おかえり: welcome home あ 終わった 終わった: ahhh, it's over! it's done! コーヒー? お茶?: coffee? tea? コ~ヒ~ ありがと: coffee, thank you~ ネクタイレア★★ ネクタイ取るレア★★★★: seeing him with a tie on, rarity level ★★, seeing him take a tie off, rarity level ★★★★ にあうな~: it suits him~

also please do follow: AraigumaSha: sensei's twitter account marureviere: maru, who does such valuable work highlighting bl manga for an international audience

[fishfingersandscarves]

they've never had sex