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if anythings getting reposted on their own its them …

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some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

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two old man doing the mistletoe challenge 😘

Merry Christmas to those who celebrate and Happy Holidays!!

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somewhere out there, heimerdinger just dropped the biggest, most justified ‘i told you so’

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"Astarion...what did you do?" Disarray asked carefully when Astarion wouldn't look her in the eyes. "Did...did you do something...nice?"

"No," he huffed, but she knew he had.

There was a reason Yenna had a new comb.

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Thinking about characters with self-admitted unsympathetic personality traits being thankful for loyalty 🥹

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"Oh, hang on!" The dwarf snapped her fingers and pointed at Viv's leg. "Highlark! Hells, you're the one that-" She clutched at her neck and poked her tongue out. Then she laughed and slapped the counter, an explosive sound in the open bakery. The sea-fey behind Viv actually flinched.

Viv flushed, although she thought she ought to be immune at this point. "So, I wasn't exactly in my right mind when I-"

"Ha! Nah, don't fret over it, sweet thing. He's a sour apple. You probably squeezed a little sugar into him."

-- Bookshops and Bonedust

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I see those "every family has that one cousin who's severely mentally ill", but considering how my mom once made me promise not to tell the extended family that I had attempted suicide a week before my cousin's confirmation party (like they literally picked me up from psych ward to attend it, I changed from hospital clothes to party clothes in a truck stop bathroom on our way there) because "it would just upset people for no reason", I'm starting to suspect that some families are 100% mentally ill but everyone's pressuring their kids to not show any symptoms in front of the big family in order to save face.

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I want all animals to become sapient enough to produce art specifically because I want to see what sort of sex homunculus caricature each species would create if given the ability to draw

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Mark the electrician has been here for five minutes and he’s already said “well that’s…weird” twice from the other room and frankly I’m afraid to ask.

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Forest dweller turned darkspawn hunter, Davrin will stand between you and a pack of demons. Artwork by @gewska, sponsored by EA.

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Chapter 11 - Truth

“She likes you,” the Fifth Talon said eventually, his tone carefully neutral, “and given what happened tonight, I'm not sure that's a good thing.”

Lucanis sighed and loosened his collar, unsure what to say since Viago was correct. He’d been dreading this talk and the awkwardness it was sure to bring, but the other man seemed determined to hash it out.

“I know,” he agreed finally and moved to take a seat at one of the chairs grouped in a corner of the room, physically and mentally exhausted. “But I like her too.”

And there it was. Simple. Honest. Direct. 

Viago seemed equally disturbed and surprised by his honesty. “The Demon of Vyrantium - the man who butchered an entire Crow House and slaughters Venatori like cattle - likes a de Riva?” He pulled a face and turned away. “I'm not sure how to feel about that.”

Lucanis shrugged and undid his bloodied waistcoat, a tiny smile tugging at the corner of his mouth. “At least I'm not Illario.”

“That's not funny,” Viago turned back to glare at him, but Lucanis saw the corner of his mouth twitch in amusement.

(Art is by @beemot )

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Flying to the south for the winter for the first time must feel so good when you're a migratory bird. Like imagine that you can feel some change in the air, sense that Something's Up, but you don't know what. You just have a restless feeling like you gotta be doing something but don't know what it is, and go bug your parents and other fully fledged adults in hopes that doing so would fix something. But the adults aren't helping and even if your communication is precise enough to express something as complex as "not yet", that's still not an answer! Not yet what? Something is off and feeling weird and nobody's doing anything, just huddling together in a flock!

And then somebody high enough in flock status ranks decides "alright, it's time", and you start flying off and suddenly everything clicks together, your restless yearning and discomfort was the longing for long journey, you're going somewhere you've never been before because your blood pulls you to the lands of beautiful winter, but right now you have no idea what's going on or where you're going but it feels so fucking good and you're in the flock like

LET'S FUCKING GOOOO