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tofufei · 7 days ago

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Do you ever think about how precisely Jing Yuan excises his grief to not to succumb to mara because whenever I do I feel like puking my guts out.

This video was in my bili recs this morning and I had to stop myself from tearing up on the train 5s into it. You have to give it to mihoyo that the microexpressions are done amazingly well in the moments it matters. The way he gives himself a moment to take in the two of them after they fought side by side (even if it was to beat up his disciple lol). He regards them with such warmth and affection before Blade cruelly cuts off his attempt at establishing a connection and ughhhh you just see how he compartmentalizes and slips back into his role as the General.

His subsequent conversation with Dan Heng is also so emotionally fraught, I don't even know how he doesn’t just implode.

His "So what?" really gets to me. I thought he'd sound quite like he's repressing his anger but I rewatched the scene and he says it with barely any heat😫 He is well aware that this isn't his old friend anymore, Dan Heng couldn't have been making it clearer. If anything, he sounds resignated and self-mocking.

Also this scene is so evillll because the first time you (I) played this scene, you're totally seeing it from Dan Heng's POV. He's justified in being annoyed with how everyone sees him as someone he isn't, and Jing Yuan seems especially stubborn about not letting it go. I for one just kept thinking "Dude Jing Yuan, leave the poor lad alone."

The thing though is that Dan Heng actually is wrong here — he is very much still Dan Feng by the definition of Vidyadhara reincarnation. The game keeps saying that it wasn't properly carried out and that it failed, but it doesn't tell you in what exact way in the main story. You have to dig a bit for info.

‘The Vidyadhara rebirth normally erases all memory of the previous life. However, you have retained fragments of your past, as well as the powers of the high elder.

‘...If my guess is correct, the Preceptors were unwilling to allow the Ichor Line to end and hoped for Imbibitor Lunae’s resurrection. That is why they tampered with the molting rebirth… and turned you into what you are now…’

Source: Jingliu’s Companion Mission dialogue

‘Most things people are unwilling to part ways with are connected to experiences from their life. It’s really all just small sentimental trinkets: Engraved love pendants, letters from old friends, or even works they’ve personally created…’

‘*Sigh* But what was once of utmost importance becomes of zero relevance when this ancient sea cleanses away all memory and hatches new life. Without exception, no Vidyadhara has ever returned post-resurrection to ask for any of these relics back.

‘After rebirth, ‘you’ are not the same ‘you’ as before. Who cares about how your previous life was lived, or what suggestions might get passed on? You’re better off bequeathing a valuable pendant or whatever for the future benefit of your fellows!’

> ‘So after hatching rebirth you’re a new ‘you’?’

‘From what I’ve seen, most Vidyadhara lack emotions fresh after their rebirth, and are unable to understand the sentiments of their previous selves. Not a single one has ever been able to identify which one of these items used to belong to them.’”

Source: Lingling, a Vidyadhara NPC

It is commonly thought that the source of Vidyadharas' immortality is different from that of Xianzhou natives and Foxians. The Vidyadhara race did not gain immortality from the Plagues Author. Instead, as the descendants of Long the dragon, the majesty of the Permanence flows in their blood.

Due to this unique characteristic, Vidyadharas also exhibit a life cycle different from other long-life species. Their life, consisting of reverting from maturity to an infantile stage in an unending cycle, relies upon continuous cellular transdifferentiation. This is the reason why Vidyadharas do not face the ailments of immortality that many other long-life species have to contend with.

Source: Dan Shu, Disciples of Sanctus Medicus: Collection of Exhibits

“‘I took a few samples from inside a Vidyadhara egg. Nobody was harmed in the slightest. [...]

Todd raised his once dry and skinny hand to show that his wrinkles had disappeared, revealing fair, smooth skin instead.”

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“‘Hehe, I just was a little sloppy with my experiment. An inevitable result.

‘I thought I'd gained immortality, but unfortunately things were not that simple.

‘My body, it keeps shrinking. My skin, muscles, organs... Indeed, I'm getting younger, you see, but this "youth" doesn't seem to have an off switch.’

> ‘You're de-aging?’

> ‘Kind of like the Vidyadhara tradition of hatching rebirth…’

‘Yes. But so far as I know, their "rebirths" have a limit.

‘Test results indicate that this de-aging process seems to have no endpoint. It won't be long before I'm illiterate and won't be able to understand my own reports — which would seem no difference [sic] from regular dementia.

‘In the end, I might even become an egg again, just like the Vidyadhara. Perhaps I could become a human embryo once again — I mean, I'm not Vidyadhara, am I?’”

Source: Todd Riordan’s Academic Research Adventure Mission dialogue

While what exactly happens during the incubation process after the Vidyadhara turn into eggs before their rebirth is a mystery, the chief condition of a rebirth being considered one is the *complete* loss of your memories. After rebirth, the Vidyadhara can be of a different gender and usually display no similar inclinations as their previous incarnations. What we also know is the way they turn into eggs is via de-ageing.

So you have to understand Dan Feng's reincarnation was incomplete in the way that he literally just de-aged a bit. Philosophical debate aside about what makes you you and if you're still yourself when you've lost memories that made you you—Dan Heng biologically is de-aged Dan Feng. How Dan Heng thinks of himself is course his prerogative and it's totally fair that he sees himself as a whole new person and believes that Dan Feng has nothing to do with him. But he still has his powers. He still has some of his memories; probably more than he lets on actually if you read some of playable!Dan Heng's character stories in-game. So it’s not hard to understand why other people would still see him as Dan Feng even if he doesn’t think he is.

Anyways, point is that Jing Yuan actually doesn't cling that much to the past as first impression makes it seem, either. I was gonna say that he calls him Dan Feng in...two? instances which come across as very annoying to the player, but I’m Ctrl+F ing this chapter and he never does directly address Dan Heng as Dan Feng to his face. Actually, Jing Yuan comes to terms with it shockingly swiftly. "Old friend." "I'm not him." "Mhm… sorry" <- HE HAS ACCEPTED IT THEN AND THERE. Those are their first words exchanged after reuniting, what the heck... It was both a half-hearted and a last ditch attempt to find his old friend in Dan Heng, and it’s not as if he never had any high hopes but they immediately get shattered, nonetheless.

Jing Yuan doesn't see and need Dan Feng in Dan Heng, the one that does is the Luofu General—he says as much. And after Dan FHeng fulfills what was his duty all along (sealing the fancy tree with his dragon powers or whatever, I don't quite remember) and something he sorely owed to Jing Yuan and the Luofu, Jing Yuan lets him go. *points at "Haha, let us talk of happier topics. The friends you made on the Express are about to arrive here. Don’t you wish to see them?"* Like do you see this!!!!!! He immediately engages with Dan Heng as Dan Heng of the Astral Express, and asks him about his new friends QAQ

He really has perfected the art of letting go. So yeah. On Jing Yuan and the excising of grief 👍

#to be clear i do not think that jing yuan is miserable any significant amount of time. quite the opposite #it's been so long. memories fade; feelings abate; there are so many more things occupying him than his not!dead but dead friends of the pas #he obviously wants to reconnect with his friends! like it's still his first instinct to try #but he just SO readily accepts their nos #despite how much he cares for them; or maybe exactly because of how much he cares #he has to #jing yuan extends soooo much grace to the hcq and it's obvious with his every word and action even when he assumes the role of the general #AND NOONE EVEN APPRECIATES IT #blade is doing his best to Not Reminiscence (understandable) and dan heng...#you have to rewatch this bit lol he is so incredibly suspicious of what jing yuan wants from him (nothing but his happiness)#the looks of suspicion on his face when he listens to JY talk are as hilarious as they're tragic #jing yuan #hsr #dan heng #high cloud quintet #fei rambles

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accio-victuuri · 3 months ago

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xiao zhan describing guo jing ( china news network ):

XZ: friends of china news network. hello everyone i'm xiao zhan.

🎤: "chivalry" is from the inside to the outside.

XZ: "chivalry" is from the inside to the outside. "chivalry" not only requires you to have a skill. the stronger your ability then the greater the responsibility on your shoulder.

🎤: "how he makes a choice?"

XZ: guo jing has a powerful presence. he grew up in a such complex environment. how will he make a choice between a national identity and righteousness will weigh up this role. his faith and persistence unconsciously has given me a lot of support and beliefs.

🎤: "becoming" guo jing.

XZ: from the early stage to the end of last shot. i have been striving to get closer to this role. throughout this process i'd go to the character training class for more than two months, and martial arts training will design different moves according to roles. my most common move is slay the dragon's eighteen palms. and the most important thing in my opinion is that the exploration of mongolian's language, because this indeed a new language for me. i needed to quickly master it in a short period of time. i want to perform it in guo jing's language so all i can do is to keep communicating with my mongolian's teacher. it’s just like learning english when you were a child, my teacher said. so i would put on my headphones then i would follow it and recite every sentence first, grasp the intonation and the speed of the language. regarding the script again, it’s in mandarin then i'd go perform it once, then make some note out of it and mark it. for example, at this moment i should be more intense in my emotions, convert to mongolian's again. it's quite complex so it's actually a very fulfilling process.

🎤: "understanding" guo jing.

XZ: understanding of heroes is that they are highly skilled in martial arts and have a strong sense of justice. but after i finished filming loch, i actually have a new understanding of heroes. i think a hero only requires you to possess a set of skills, the stronger your ability, the greater the responsibility on your shoulders. so i think heroism is coming from inside out. guo jing has a very powerful existence. whether it's his martial arts skills or his spiritual core and he is a very intelligent person. he knows what things he doesn't want, when learning a skill he will devote himself wholeheartedly to it. there are no distractions around. so i think this is the highest level of intelligence instead of playing some clever tricks.

🎤: "hero" guo jing and actor xiao zhan.

XZ: i think every character actually leaves something on me or take something away. of course the role of guo jing — his steadfastness and persistence, the subtle movements behind it gave me a lot of support and belief. i think the similarity between me and guo jing lies in our seriousness towards things, i often want to do everything well, and then focus on the present moment like guo jing.

🎤: xiao zhan still has something to say.

XZ: hello everyone, i'm xiao zhan who played guo jing in loch: the gallants. i hope everyone can also come to the cinema on the first day of the chinese new year to support our movie. thank you once again everyone. i wish you all a happy new year, all smooth and healthy!

#xiao zhan #loch #legend of the condor heroes #accio victuuri translation

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baronfulmen · 5 months ago

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Hey you know how How to Train Your Dragon was a nearly flawless movie? What if we made it again but worse?

I'm so tired.

What is the point of a shot for shot remake of a movie we already did perfectly? Who is this for? Why do I need to see real humans interacting with CGI dragons instead of CGI humans interacting with CGI dragons?

Why does it look so low quality? Seriously, look at this:

It looks like a mediocre sound stage. The lighting looks fake. Toothless looks worse. It's not the worst thing I've ever seen but it's certainly not better than the original.

(Side note, I am hearing a lot of people bitching because Astrid is being played by Nico Parker and she's not white enough to be a historically accurate Scottish dragon-riding Viking and if you're stupid enough to hold that opinion let me just say you're going to LOSE IT when you find out the Earth isn't flat.)

#how to train your dragon #httyd #httyd live action #live action remakes

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zarinahook · 25 days ago

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What if...

Just a heads-up, this is going to be a pretty long post... sorry 😅

Spoiler alert! If you haven’t seen Trollhunters: Rise of the Titans or the full Tales of Arcadia series and you don’t want to be spoiled, do not read any further. This post will reveal the ending of the movie as well as many major events from the series—it would be a shame to have the story spoiled this way. Like finding out that Santa Claus makes an appearance in the film 😯 (Just kidding! But that was your final warning—happy reading and/or go discover this amazing universe 😊)

So, I watched Trollhunters: Rise of the Titans. To be honest, I really liked the movie. The story is solid, the stakes are high, and the character development is well handled. However, the many character deaths throughout the film really shook me. Before finishing the movie, I thought Strickler’s death—right after we learn about his engagement to Barbara—was the most heartbreaking moment. Especially since I’ve been attached to that character ever since the first episode of season one. But when I saw Toby die, I was truly devastated. I never imagined the writers would kill off such a joyful, kind, and young character.

And then came the time travel. When the film ended with Toby being chosen by the amulet, I wasn’t sure how to feel. Honestly, my first thought was, “Steve lost his kids and went back to being a bully—how depressing!” I reacted the way I usually do when I get upset about part of a story—I go through all the stages of grief. I cry during the scene, I get angry at the writers, I pretend it’s not canon, and sometimes... I reach acceptance. For example, someone spoiled the ending of How to Train Your Dragon 3 for me, and out of a mix of denial and anger, I still refuse to watch the movie to this day.

Back to Trollhunters: Rise of the Titans—for a long time, I decided the movie didn’t exist. Then, for no real reason, I decided to give it another chance. When I watched the ending again, I started thinking: Was Jimmy’s choice really the right one? What changes will it cause? Will Steve and Aja become parents again? (Half-joking, but I was seriously frustrated that Steve got reset to square one in his character development.) So I thought a lot about it, and I decided to go through each character one by one to see how they’d be affected. I’m going to highlight the events that will change now that Toby is the Trollhunter, the ones that will likely still happen, and ultimately determine whether Jimmy made the right decision or not.

So, without further delay, let’s begin with the hero of the series: Jimmy Lake Jr.

Jimmy

Jimmy is no longer the Trollhunter, but he still remembers everything. He knows the entire story—everything that’s going to happen. This means he can step in to alter certain events and has a completely different perspective on things. He’s also more mature now and has gained greater self-confidence.

I’d like to explore more how he could anticipate events alongside the other characters. That knowledge gives him an advantage, but it could also become a burden.

In fact, I think Jimmy might experience more stress. He watched Toby die right before his eyes, and now all the Gum-Gum are after him. His life is far more dangerous than before. I wouldn’t be surprised if certain missions became more difficult simply because Jimmy refuses to let his friend face danger without being able to help.

Toby

Toby is now the Trollhunter. You could say his training is going to be tougher, but we can already see at the end of Trollhunters: Rise of the Titans that he’s stronger than he was at the beginning of the series—he manages to climb all the way to the top of the rope, something he couldn’t do before.

There are also several events that are likely to play out differently, simply because Toby doesn’t have the same personality as Jim. But I’ll come back to that a bit later.

I’m deliberately skipping over Claire for now, because I need to explain a few other things first in order to understand how this will affect her character development.

Strickler

There’s a lot to say about this character, and all of it is important. First of all, Strickler is once again Bular’s right-hand man, but he doesn’t know who the Trollhunter is. In fact, when he discovers it in the original timeline, it’s by setting up a meeting with Jim in his office—and we see at the end of the film that this event still happens.

This is a key detail, because it means Bular doesn’t know who the Trollhunter is either. He’ll obviously find out eventually, but it’ll take longer. At this point in the story, Strickler doesn’t realize the Trollhunter is human, and he’s still focused on getting revenge against trollkind. He’s also still a loyal member of the Janus Order.

However, we shouldn’t forget that in this new timeline, Strickler has been with Barbara from the very beginning—and their relationship is far healthier than in the original series. He’s no longer dating her to gain leverage over the Trollhunter, but because he genuinely has feelings for her. Jim accepts their relationship now, which is another major change—he becomes a source of support for Strickler. This could lead to them growing closer, with Jim even becoming an emotional anchor for him.

Moreover, Strickler and Barbara are likely to become much more involved. We could even imagine them moving in together. This would add a whole new dynamic to the relationship between Jim and Strickler. While Strickler already had a certain fondness for his young “Atlas” in the original timeline, here he would truly become a father figure. His need to protect his new family would likely take precedence over his loyalty to the Janus Order.

And this change in mindset would bring about one of the most significant shifts in the story:

Strickler would not release Angor Rot. Why would he? Angor Rot is extremely dangerous, and Strickler wouldn’t risk unleashing a bloodthirsty assassin now that Bular is dead and his family is finally safe. With all these changes, I really don’t think he would still be interested in changeling superiority or the Janus Order’s goals.

Finally, we might even get to see Strickler and Barbara’s wedding—and maybe even the birth of a little “Stricklacke”!

Enrique

Jim knows the whole story—including the exact day Enrique is supposed to be kidnapped by the goblins. This means he can stop it from happening, and Enrique will stay with his family.

Not-Enrique

Since Enrique is never kidnapped, Not-Enrique will remain in the Darklands. He won't come to the human world, which means he won't form the sibling-like bond with Claire that developed in the original timeline.

And now, I can finally come back to Claire.

Claire

Claire and Jim will get back together, since their relationship was never actually tied to Jim being the Trollhunter. However, this time, she won’t be the girlfriend of the Trollhunter—just of Jim. That means she won’t be involved in the troll world, which is very closed off from the human world.

In addition, Claire will never receive Morgana’s staff, since Angor Rot was never freed.

Lastly, the relationship between Claire’s parents and Jim will be much healthier. Without Not-Enrique living with Claire, their house will never be trashed or attacked.

Barbara

Barbara’s relationship with Strickler is deeper and healthier in this timeline. Strickler will never try to kill Jim. He’ll never disappear. The relationship between Barbara and Jim will also improve, as there will be far fewer lies between them. She won’t be enchanted by Strickler, and therefore won’t have to break a spell or suffer memory loss. And since Angor Rot was never released, she also won’t be injured or put in danger by the spell in the first place.

Blinky

Blinky is a bit more complicated. He’s no longer Jim’s mentor—he’s now Toby’s. However, I don’t think Blinky will develop as strong a bond with Toby, simply because Toby’s personality is different from Jim’s. Jim, on the other hand, still sees Blinky as a mentor and father figure. He’ll continue to turn to him for advice, share his doubts, and stay close to him—much like how Toby is very close to AAARRRGGHH!!!

That said, I don’t think their bond will grow strong enough for Blinky to gift him a Vespa for his birthday.

Aaaaaargh!!!

The relationship between Aaargh and all the characters remains unchanged. The fact that Toby is now the Trollhunter doesn't affect Aaargh’s personality or bonds.

However, there’s one major detail that impacts Aaargh's character: Angor Rot is never freed. That means Aaargh doesn't die, there’s no deal made with the Janus Order, and Vendel keeps his staff. Aaargh also never travels between the land of the dead and the living, meaning he can’t serve as a vessel for Kanjigar’s spirit—if that was even necessary later on.

Vendel

Not much changes in Vendel’s storyline, apart from one major and wonderful thing: he doesn’t die. Since Jim knows that Queen Usurna is a traitor and planning to kill Vendel, he’ll be able to prevent it. As a result, Blinky never becomes the new leader of Trollmarket.

Steve Labrute

After some thought, I realized Steve’s story wouldn’t change either. It’s not tied to Jim being the Trollhunter. He still catches a goblin, befriends Eli, meets Aja, and has kids. Even if Aja doesn’t return to Earth to fight the Titans, I doubt she’d never come back to see her little brother and Steve. So the infamous fifth kiss accident would still happen.

We just have to wait for him to become a bit less annoying first.

Elie Pepperjack

Same thing with Eli—his story stays the same. It’s not linked to Jim being the Trollhunter.

Chomsky

Chompsky’s storyline remains mostly unchanged, except that he won’t go to the Darklands, since Enrique never gets kidnapped. So he won’t be injured and stays with Toby.

Bular

For Bular, not much changes either—except he might die earlier. Jim knows his entire plan and Bular doesn’t know who the new Trollhunter is, so Toby will have more time to prepare.

Gunmar

Since Claire’s little brother is never kidnapped, they won’t need to go to the Darklands to rescue him. However, Jim promised to save all the babies in the Darklands, and he knows Not-Enrique is trapped there too. Even if he doesn’t know him personally, I doubt Jim would ignore someone in need.

But since Jim is no longer the Trollhunter, his opinion doesn’t carry the same weight. Will he be able to convince enough trolls to join a rescue mission? That’s tough to predict, but essential to know whether Gunmar escapes or not. Because even if the mission happens, different people and strategies could affect the outcome.

For the sake of this theory, I’ll assume Jim fails to convince the trolls to go. As heartbreaking as it is for Not-Enrique, it seems the most logical.

Nomura

Since the Battle of the Bridge of Agonir plays out the same, Nomura will still be imprisoned in the Darklands and won’t be rescued by Jim.

Merlin

Since Gunmar is never freed, there’s no reason to awaken Merlin. He stays in his tomb, and Jim never becomes half-troll.

Draal

I can’t imagine Toby challenging Draal—it’s just not his style. So Draal won’t be banished from Trollmarket or end up living with Jim (or Toby), meaning he won’t bond with the new Trollhunter. That said, he won’t sit out the Battle of Agonir either. I imagine Draal earning redemption there, and losing his arm in the fight, as before.

Since Gunmar and Angor Rot are never freed, Draal won’t be possessed or killed.

Morgan

If Gunmar isn’t freed, then neither is Morgana. The Battle of Eternal Night won’t happen. Trollmarket stays intact, and everyone remains in Arcadia.

Reine Usurna

She’s trickier. As a queen, she still has a whole people behind her. But without Gunmar, she’s far less dangerous. She may still be an antagonist, but without an army, she’s not as much of a threat.

Dictatious

Dictatious remains in the Darklands. Blinky never learns his brother is alive or working for Gunmar, so he never burns his library.

Krel et Aja

Their story remains unchanged, since it’s unrelated to Jim’s role. However, Jim and Claire will be present this time around since the Battle of Eternal Night doesn’t happen. The rest of their plot continues as usual.

Mage contre sorcier

First off, Jim, Claire, and the entire Trollmarket stay in Arcadia, so all the adventures they had while Toby and Aaargh were away won’t happen. Jim doesn’t get injured or put into magical sleep.

Since Merlin was never awakened, there’s no time travel. However, Camelot still exists, as does the Green Knight (a.k.a. King Arthur). The fight against the Arcane Order will still happen, but this time, Jim already knows about them and can prepare—especially from his very first meeting with Douxie.

Douxie will probably insist on waking up Merlin, as their bond is more like father and son, in my opinion. With the threat posed by the Arcane Order, I think Merlin will be awakened.

And now… I find myself at a dead end. Almost every character is back, and we’re once again facing the same terrifying enemy. The Arcane Order is just as powerful.

From this point on, it’s impossible to predict what happens. Will Toby and Strickler survive? It’s uncertain. And maybe if they don’t die, someone else will.

Honestly, after finishing this alternate timeline where Toby becomes the Trollhunter, I personally believe Jim’s decision wasn’t the right one.

A better solution might have been to go back in time and stop the Arcane Order before they gained power. But I’m not even sure that would have worked.

In the end, I’ve put a lot of thought into this theory, only to arrive at a frustrating conclusion. I still can’t find a way for the Arcane Order to be defeated and give everyone a happy ending.

Let’s not forget: in this timeline, not only is the Arcane Order still alive and dangerous, but Not-Enrique and Nomura are rotting in the Darklands.

So no, Jim. This really wasn’t a good idea.

Despite my best efforts to give this movie a second chance… I’m going to keep pretending it never happened.

If you’ve made it all the way here with me—thank you so much for sticking around. I’d genuinely love to know your thoughts. Do you see things the same way, or imagine a different outcome?

I’d love to hear your thoughts.

#trollhunter #jim lake jr #time travel #rise of the titans #tales of arcadia #what if

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juno-of-wonderland · 1 year ago

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Hello. I got an idea after listening to these songs - requiem ver chogakusei Alien Stage - sweet dreams. Namely, that Yu has the magic of music (more precisely, magic manifests itself when Yu sings or plays musical instruments, sometimes when he dances). And I would like the guys to catch Yu during one of these actions (dormitory wardens + Jamil). Just imagine how Yu sings requiem and magic begins to appear in the form of flames/shining stars/flowers, etc.)

you brought me some memories and I love ideas involving music, most of my entries are made with a POV playlist and I swear I tried to do it in dorm order, but I was blocked so I wrote who already had one (yes, I I do everything disorganized and then together) and as my limit is 7 characters, I believe you asked to change Kalim for Jamil, if not, just let me know and I'll do his THANKS FOR THE REQUEST

Azul Ashengrotto

-Azul was ending the day and going to his room -but the kitchen lights were on, which made him frown, don't people know how much energy can cost? -as he was approaching, he heard a small voice singing "I travel the world and the seven seas Everybody's looking for something" -he sneaked in to see you and his eyes widened -there you are, washing the dishes, a normal thing, if it weren't for the small bubbles forming around you and the water apparently wanting to come out of the sink -he was certainly stunned for too long for you to stop your work and look at him -you stare at each other in silence -he clears his throat and says he appreciates you staying until everything is finished, but it's already late and he's going to walk you to the mirror -if you act as if nothing had happened or don't know that anything happened, he will understand that tiredness is causing some kind of jock -if you seem nervous, then he knows that what he saw was your secret… that he can use later

Malleus Draconia

-this man loves the night, we all know, but you didn't expect him to show up today -you start singing outside the ramshackle and doing a very small and centered dance -it's not really a dance, it's just a swing -small flowers bloom next to your feet as you says "Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to disagree" for the second time -and the dragon is watching everything -he is surprised but delighted by your performance, he finds it adorable -he only talks to you when you finish -Malleus asks about your magic with interest, but if you don't want to talk about it, he won't insist, even if it upsets him -please sing him another song

Idia Shroud

-a miracle happened and this man was outside his room -he wanted to play a new game with you -Idia just didn't expect to catch you singing alone in a completely personal and shameful moment -he planned to sneak out, he was really going to do it! but your voice is so jahavsbgsjsbsfgssnj he sounds like an otome boy, stop doing this to him! -you start another song "one vague, misjudged view like a faint flower gone insane " -and that's when he realizes, small spark of fire dancing on top of his head -he leans over from where he was hiding, to get a better look… and ends up tripping and falling -Please don't do anything to him! he didn't want to peep! -if he has the courage to mention what happened while you were singing and you look confused, he will get excited like "I think you unlocked a power because you were brought here like in an isekai… in fact you are already in one isekai" -if you are aware of this ability, it will be your little secret, he will keep this information and fulfill the promise

Vil Schoenheit

-Vil was going to her dorm, to take you on a comparison trip -This man's ears are trained and he doesn't even need to open the door to see that you are singing -he ponders whether he should go or not, he chose to stay and open the door slowly and you sing "if i became a butterfly, so free"

-and look at his surprise when he saw you beaming like a crystal while (trying to) clean -several occasional sparkles and butterfly's swirling around you -you get scared when you see him -"your performance…" Vil begins "it wasn't bad, but I'm disappointed that you hid your magic potato" he's serious -after all, his magic suits you, he wants to know why you don't tell anyone, but he won't be invasive, he will be… subtle

Jamil Viper

-I couldn't think of an excuse for this guy to find you, so let's get to the basics -he was passing in the hallway when he heard his voice coming from an empty room -he pulled up next to the door and heard you sing "Lord, Please when the song is over, save me please My Father, My Universe Take away the small and weak me" -and when he looks at you and literally sees stars dancing with you -this man is bewildered, I think tiredness has finally caught up with him -but he remains silent, without interrupting you, you seem so carefree now, he doesn't want to take away that feeling -At some point he will leave, you won't even notice it -he needs to see this again and make sure it wasn't something in his head

Leona Kingsholar

-Now I Live in Darkness Bring me brightness Show me proof you hear my sound Live in darkness Bring me brightness Show me proof you're here now -His ears twitched at that, why does someone always have to show up at the botanical garden and disturb his sleep? -Leona intended to go back to sleep when he recognized your voice -he decided to sit down and look at the free and private show he was getting -…why are there rose petals surrounding like a hurricane and why are flowers blooming on the bushes? -he remained quiet, his mind loading until you noticed him -this guy has a mischievous smile on his face -"it seems that the herbivore hides several little things, doesn't it?"

Riddle Roseheart

-you had offered to help paint the roses -you were bored and started singing "Sweet Dream, it's today, wait for me I'll go see you soon, woo~woo~woo" along with small movements -a crown of flowers began to form on his head and roses as red as blood surrounded the garden -like when you hear a familiar voice behind you, you even spill paint on yourself -"since…since when can you do this?" -Don't try to pretend you didn't notice -he is willing to listen and help you control this magic better -he thinks what you do is really beautiful…just don't say it out loud

I hope I got the songs you said right

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danaris112 · 5 months ago

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Introduction

I'm just a silly little guy, I promise :)

About Me

I'm Dani, and I use they/them. I speak English and French, so feel free to talk to me in either! I use il in French :D

I'm aroace and nonbinary

I'm autistic, chronically ill and depressed, so if I come across as weird that's probably why XD

Fandoms

Final Fantasy XIII, Marauders, Blue Lock, Persona 3, Persona 4, Persona 5, How To Train Your Dragon, Rise of the Guardians, Alien Stage, Interview with the Vampire, Danganronpa

Ships

I'm a multishipper, but my favourite ships are Jegulus, Rosekiller, Nagireo, Kaisagi, Kainess, Yukamitsu, Ryomina, Souyo, Shuake, Hiccstrid, Hijack, Loustat, Naegiri, Komahina, Saiouma

Favourite Characters

Lightning Farron, Hope Estheim, Regulus Black, Pandora Rosier, Bachira Meguru, Michael Kaiser, Alexis Ness, Yukari Takeba, Yosuke Hanamura, Goro Akechi, Hiccup Haddock, Astrid Hofferson, Jack Frost, Louis de Pointe du Lac, Kokichi Ouma

Special Interests

Reading, writing, playing video games, watching anime, baking, cats

The Familr

@rainystarssx: my quadruplet and blanket burrito buddy. I love her so much, she deserves the world <3

@mairon-goth-minion: my quadruplet, and a baguette

@equippedtolove: also my quadruplet :D

@blueberry0409: my sister

@hawaiianshirttaco64: my brother

@l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft: my sibling-in-law and a ghost

@guess1mjustheren0w: my aunt

@the1970sdeadgaywizard-regulus: my uncle? I think?

@yesiamprocrastinating: my mom??? I don't remember being adopted by her though XD

@allonsy-moony: my great uncle? Maybe?

@percyweasleyapologist: GRANDMA :D

Honourable mention to @thatrandomlemononyourcounter1, who I am coparenting Hope Estheim with (he is our fictional son, but our son nonetheless <3)

My pronouns page:

#intro post #just dani things

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marichild · 2 months ago

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20 Questions For Fic Writers!

ty for the tag @valleykey <3

how many works do you have on ao3?

listed as 114! I cannot remember how ao3 counts the works but I do have a fic or two on anon and like 3 in a private anon collection.

what’s your total ao3 word count?

673,463. for now anyway

what are your top five fics by kudos?

there are more important things than words between us || 8.8k hits || gyuricky || zerobaseone || canonverse getting together

something that has become absolutely clear || 5.1k hits || karmagisa || assassination classroom || spin on the cave scene

for me, like the real me || 4k hits || karma & gakushuu || assassination classroom || transmasc karma has a crisis

a vinland saga fic that has been been put in priv anon collection awaiting time to be rewritten

what’s the lie? what’s the truth? || 3.9k hits || sequel to cave scene fic, the karmagisa fight scene

what fandoms do you write for?

quite a lot! right now I’m writing mostly for link click, alien stage, and bsd, but I haven’t stopped writing for jjk either! there are assorted miscellaneous fandoms thrown in there, though.

do you respond to comments? why or why not?

I do! no specific reason other than I get so excited when people comment on my fic and I just have to say thank you and respond to any thoughts they leave behind. truly, nothing makes me happier than talking about the creative process/choices/thoughts I put into my writing with people who are eager to do so.

what’s the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

hmmm. I don’t really do unhappy endings but rather ambiguous/open ended ones. if I had to pick out of my recent works, probably the kyouka & lucy idol au which didn’t solve any problems at all, or the lukatill power play fic where…well. I stuck to how blink gone went in canon, so. </3

what’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

I WRITE MANY HAPPY ENDINGS. honestly it depends on what one perceives to be more positive than the other, so there’s no set answer for this, really.

do you get hate on fics?

shoutout to the guy who managed to be both racist and misogynistic about the main canon couple of the racism bad discrimination bad war bad series. other than that weirdo who jumped me within five minutes of posting my first attack on titan fanfic (which was genuinely so funny tbh), nope, unless I’m just forgetting.

do you write smut?

eh. sometimes. more so than usual these days to be honest.

do you write crossovers?

not really! I do write x aus of y universe, but the only crossover I have ever done so far is the jjk x bsd crossover and that is for the sole purpose of dazai menacing/unsettling gojo.

have you ever had a fic stolen?

not that I’m aware of.

have you ever had a fic translated?

yep, a few times! I’m always so honored like…wow….a translation…

have you ever cowritten a fic before?

technically not, but kavi @blackwaves and I fully wrote both our versions of lukatill power play fic after rambling in dms and wrote it specifically for that purpose lol.

I am also writing a companion comedy fic to their vein/lu guang fic, which is how that universe has been nicknamed the toxic romcomverse. because we low-key lost our minds thinking about how cheng xiaoshi and xia fei would react to vein/lu guang hooking up and it’s genuinely a fucking mess. stay tuned for more bad sex decisions from two puppies who are sulking about things they should not be.

what’s your all time favourite ship?

woah. that is a difficult question. if I were to really choose probably percy/annabeth from pjo or hiccup/astrid from how to train your dragon although I haven’t actually written for either of them. if I were to pick one I have written for. nico/will from pjo or (sorry for the rpf ships) yeonjun/beomgyu (tomorrow x together) and heeseung/jay (enhypen).

what’s the wip you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

uhhh there’s a lot. thinking about it, probably the zb1 kidfic. or the if I stay au. I do want to go back to it eventually; I just don’t have interest in it right now due to a variety of factors.

what are your writing strengths?

I’ve been told my prose and characterization is pretty good! I do take pride in it as much as I question what the hell I’m doing sometimes.

what are your writing weaknesses?

action-based scenes, probably? those are particularly difficult for me. tbh I can think of too many haha

thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

as long it’s done well and respectfully? honorifics and such don’t have direct translations and sometimes if a character who speaks a different language is present, that might also work. it really depends on execution for me.

first fandom you wrote for?

winces. during my wattpad days? bts x reader fic. (ironically I am I listening to bts as I write this. specifically the truth untold and filter) on ao3, enhypen! my most recent fic (assuming you’re reading this before I post my femslash february fic) is enhypen, too. nostalgia I guess.

favourite fic you’ve ever written?

careless as could be, a sigchuu character study fic. aka my current baby in the bsd fandom. (I’m cooking more insane shit trust)

the little blue bird that’s lost its voice, a shin/raiden fic (for 86). honestly I’m just fond of the characterization and all there. 86 unlocks a weirdness in me sometimes.

tags!!! all optional btw dw

@obsidianstrawberrymilk @blackwaves @anticidic @monkey-banana41 @bungoustraypups @lesbiansanemi anyone else interested!

#fic ask game #fic asks #writing #ao3 #bsd #alnst #alien stage #assassination classroom

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blackdragon-selfships · 3 months ago

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Valentine's Day Commissions -CLOSED-

That's right, I'm opening commissions for Valentine's Day! Half-body/torso shots, in lineart, flat color, simple shading, and fully rendered quality!

If interested, DM me and we can discuss details and answer any questions you might have.

TOS below

-Open until the end of February 2025

-Please provide reference images of you/your OC and your f/o when we discuss details. If you don’t have any, describe the characters as best you can, and/or use images that are similar or can be used to help describe them

-Payments are made after the sketch stage has been approved by the customer(s). Once inking/coloring has begun there are NO refunds

-I will DM each stage (sketch, lineart, colored, shaded) as I progress so that you can tell me of any changes or mistakes on the way

-Any major changes past the lineart stage will cost 5-10 USD extra

-I don’t set deadlines for myself

Will

-Canon x OC/self-insert

-Almost any fandom (see “won't” section for exceptions)

-Live-action characters (they will come out cartoon/animated-looking)

-Romantic, platonic, familial relationships

-Shared f/os (meaning if your f/o is also one of mine (past or present) I will still do your commission)

Won't

-Underage characters with adults

-Beastiality (if your f/o looks like an animal but is of or over human intelligence, I am willing to discuss it.

Example: Your f/o is a dragon that is established to be a person, not a lesser animal that does not understand human emotion/can't convey human emotion or is considered a lesser animal in the source material. Toothless from "How to Train Your Dragon" is considered a lesser animal even though he is an intelligent one. Sisu from "Raya and the Last Dragon" is considered a person because dragons in the lore are equal to humans and she speaks.

-NSFW of any kind

-Transformers/Autobots and Warriors Cats (I'm not skilled enough in those areas)

-Real people (YouTubers, reality show cast members, anyone that is not playing a fictional character, but is filming as themselves)

-More than three characters per picture

-Hateful or politically charged topics (Example: You and your f/o killing/maiming your least favorite character

-Violence/gore of any kind. These are VALENTINE’S DAY themed commissions. All about love and hope. Even the origin of the holiday was about love.

#valentine's day #selfship community post #selfship #selfshipping #comissions #commission #price sheet #starlight’s art #adamspearl #megadam #romantic f/o #adam (hazbin hotel)#self insert #me g #meg

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rhysiana · 1 day ago

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Okay, I said I wasn't going to talk too much here about the ViewFEST kpop fandom charity raffle I'm helping with, BUT someone asked me about the idol AU Devil Judge fic from my WIP list, and I cannot gatekeep this snippet/details to the other social media hellsites. (I want to talk about my ideasssssss)

Bonus fandom: The Devil Judge -former idol Yohan and local small business lawyer Gaon (research for this fic is the reason I got into kpop in the first place; I have a beginning and backstory notes, but the plot forward remains hazy, YOU could be the one to help me figure it out!)

How? By donating to the DDing Dong LGBTIQ Youth Support Center! (Use the Global Giving link for English.) Every $10 donated gets you one raffle ticket to bid on a creator (like me!) (or merch or albums, if you prefer to add to your dragon hoard in physical format)

But rhys, I hear you say, Gaon was the one played by an idol. Listen, there was just something very compelling to me about the way Yohan played so much with changing his persona with his hair. Also he had the more tragic backstory reason to become an idol.

The notes as they exist so far:

Group name: Schoolyard Boys

Stage names: YoYo, Ink, K, (other members???)

Yohan’s solo album before he disappeared: Judgment

Inguk is now a variety show host

K is an enigmatic solo artist who makes beautiful IG posts with no tags, especially of animals he meets

Yohan has been doing behind-the-scenes image consulting under his real name, unrecognizable to people who only knew him as YoYo/[mother’s name] Yohan, because his father wouldn’t let him go for idol training under the Kang name

Excerpt of the very beginning:

"Hyung, please," Inguk pleaded through the phone. "You have to do this reunion stage with us. I'm only still in my 30s on a technicality; I can't do ripped skinny jeans anymore. Your presence is the only thing that will save our styling." Yohan sternly told himself not to laugh. It was all definitely true. And it was probably the least of what he owed the other members after disappearing so thoroughly off the face of kpop a decade ago. Elijah was 16 now; it would probably be fine. "I have some ideas," he said, and Inguk sighed in relief.

Extra bonus Yohan fact from this AU: Because his stage name was Yoyo, he was basically required to learn yo-yo tricks as his talent to show off on variety shows. He studied them with the same intensity he did dance and vocal training. He was given sooo many yo-yos as gifts.

#devil judge #rhys's stuff #fic rambling #viewfest raffle

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willvoiceit · 1 year ago

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Hello, Will! I'm sorry if I bothered you, but may I ask, was it difficult for you to adjust your voice to Marazhai? I remember it was a bit of a surprise for me to find out that you also took part in bg3, voicing Milil, because I couldn't recognize your voice there for the first time (silly me thought it was Dorian's voice from Dragon Age😅). And I think it's amazing that you're able to hide your own timbre of voice and play with it so well.

And now, knowing Milil and Lord Panswyck from Hob's Barrow as well, I feel a huge difference in the voice timbre, comparing them and Marazhai's low timbre with notes of danger. Also those hisses, smooth talk, insane laughter...😄 I really like that even Marzi is able to sound so diverse in the game, thanks to you and your talent. And that's why I'm curious, what was it like?

Sorry if my text may seem strange somewhere, I'm not a native English speaker, hahah. Have a good day, and thank you for liking the fanarts and our shitposts.😄 You're incredible!😊🙏

Hello!

I think because I'm used to adjusting my voice a lot I wouldn't say it was difficult, but I have had a lot of training (both as an actor and as a singer) to get to that stage!

I'm also lucky that I have a very wide vocal range in full voice, around 3 octaves - and while my natural speaking voice sits in the lower end of that I've learned how to cut out sections to my advantage. In Eiyuden Chronicle which is out in a few months I'm playing an 18 year old, so had to drop a lot of the natural grumble!

And I *love* the fanart (and the shitposts). Makes my day whenever I see people put in such amazing work!

#marazhai #voice acting

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dragon-master-clair · 8 months ago

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Dragon Care: Dragonite

To most of the world, dragonite was long thought to be a myth. The Blackthorn Clan, however, have been raising and training them for generations. They're marine pokémon and can swim very well. Like the kingdra line, they can also float in the air.

As an egg:

Dratini eggs should be kept partially submerged in cold water. They hatch when they're ready and not before.

As a dratini:

Due to dratini's long incubation time, they often hatch close to their full size--around 6-6'6" (1.8-2 m). To contrast with the horsea line who have to grow into their abilities, a dratini should be able to float in the air within a few hours of hatching.

Dratini are very social and intelligent. Like all pokémon, they can tune in to their trainer's emotions and learn their moods and habits, but due to the dratini's gentle nature, they express it a lot more. If you're upset around your dratini, expect it to coil around you to comfort you.

There's a persistent rumor that the dratini line soaks in moonlight to eat, and this isn't true. They're not autotrophs like druddigon--they're herbivores and feed on aquatic plants if living in the sea, and other vegetables if they're with a trainer. Fruit can be given as a sweet treat.

A dratini should be given a large pool of cool water to swim in, including places to hide and plants to eat. They don't dry out as easily as the horsea line and therefore don't need to be submerged as often, but it's still good enrichment for them. Don't put fish in the dratini's pool; they can nip at their external gills or carry diseases that can harm the dragon. Per usual with aquatic pokémon, make sure the water is kept clean at all times.

To contrast with charmander, dratini have a calm disposition and are often considered very easy to train. However, as they're so gentle and averse to conflict, training them to battle may be more difficult. As always, positive reinforcement of desired behaviors instead of punishment is the way to go.

Dratini regularly shed their skin. Don't tug on the skin if it isn't coming off; let the dratini shed it naturally. Pulling on shedding skin can cause damage to the scales underneath if they aren't finished developing yet, or cause tears and bleeding.

As a dragonair:

As a dratini develops into a dragonair, its external gills and forehead horn will lengthen. It will also develop crystal-like growths on its neck and tail. It's not quite understood what these crystals are; they're thought to be concentrations of dragon energy, or reservoirs for the dragonair to store such energy.

Dragonair take a long time to mature into their final stage of life, but eventually they will begin developing arms, legs, and wings. During this transitional stage, they will eat more than usual to gain the necessary energy to grow. While they can regenerate lost toes and fingers, try to take care that they don't lose them in the first place. Injuries are stressful and can cause issues with the dragonair's health.

As a dragonite:

While dragonite are naturally gentle creatures, they are still very large and strong and need to be taught to be aware of that strength to avoid hurting people accidentally. Even a simple hug that is too tight can cause bruising or bone fractures. Dragonite are highly intelligent and can learn by example, so it's up to you as a trainer to set boundaries with your dragonite regarding what is and isn't acceptable force.

As dragonite are calm by nature, they don't often need to be taught how to be bored like charmander do, but they are intelligent creatures in need of stimulation and social interaction. Taking your dragonite on walks, letting them meet other people and pokémon, playing games such as fetch, going flying or swimming, or simply sitting and spending time together are all good activities to do with your dragonite.

A dragonite's wings are too small to allow it to fly, so their "flight" is actually floating.

Their ability to regenerate limbs persists into their final stage of life, and a healthy dragonite should be able to regrow a limb within months. Obviously the loss of a limb should be avoided in the first place, as it causes severe stress and pain, but it won't cause permanent disability.

#pokeblogging #irl pokemon #pokemon irl #rotomblr #original content #event: dragon care #worldbuilding

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the-lesbian-orpheus · 1 year ago

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Disclaimer I’m not the best artist so this will probably take a long time and may just be sketches

Here are a bunch of fandoms and things im in :))

Hermitcraft/Empires/Life Series

Ofmd

Good omens

Wwdits (tv and movie, but I have not seen the police spinoff)

Adventure Time/Fionna and Cake

The marauders fandom (idk much about Evan barty or panda tho)

Lotr/the hobbit (books and movies)

Pirates of Caribbean (mostly the og trilogy tho)

The princess bride

Dead poets society

Spider man (especially itsv/atsv)

Into the woods original Broadway cast

Hadestown

Falsettos 2016 (I’d also be down for obc)

David Tennant.

Stranger Things

The Owl House

(Not fictional but here’s my fave music:) the crane wives, queen, David Bowie, Hozier, abba

Honorable mentions:

Something rotten

Schitts creek

The good place

B99

Lots of musicals

Lots of Shakespeare plays actually lmao

Staged

Doctor who

Knives out??

Lots of Sondheim musicals

How to train your dragon

Luca

Nevermore webtoon

I was really into the mcu a few years back

I probably know a lot of Disney and dreamworks characters

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blankvort · 1 year ago

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tangentially animal-related hcs 4 the mean girls crew bc i am now responsible for giving a goldfish daddy issues

cady

inexplicably allergic to dogs and always in the first four stages of grief about it. don’t @ me about the medical semantics i just want her to suffer a little

tried to get a job at petco the second she turned eighteen but learned of the above information in the most destructive job interview since janis’s application to be the local coffee shop’s cool gay barista (they were worried that she’d swear at fighter-jet-takeoff volumes if she touched hot coffee) (she did, but only because they started playing a shitty pop cover of one of damian’s fave show tunes) and came out of the building a puddle of mucous and tears

grossly fascinated by the grossest of primitive functions. her insta page is all dope and authentic until you find a selfie taken using the back camera 0.5x with the corpse of an effervescent snail and a bunch of reels telling you how to narrow down what bird species are destroying your garden by the splay of their shit

has a miniature aneurysm whenever movies get stuff wrong about animals. artistic liberties are granted to janis alone. like sure if she’s in the theater she’ll sit through the movie fisting popcorn down her throat but as soon as she gets out of there the entire mall becomes a soapbox for dissecting the bullshit sexual dimorphism of giving female animals eyeliner

thus while i know the headcanon of her loving the lion king is basically canon i think she’s absurdly secretive about it. like she’s burying her merchandise and blu-ray copies under her bed in the dead of night while secreting more sweat than should be possible. she could come out to her parents and elope to antarctica no problem but liking the lion king which implies that lighter manes = stronger lions is a death sentence

probably got banned from a bunch of zoos for interrupting field trips

janis

had one of those angel/wolf/dragon/whatever hybrid phases as a kid like all good artists. did those like. not quite furry but not quite human animal art commissions on twitter for a while for the funnies but discovered a lucrative market and never turned back

does not know how to hold human or animal babies. like she’s good at taking care of them in terms of general physical and intellectual nourishment but that limp wrist is not supporting any necks properly

mercilessly makes fun of the whole “would you love me if i was a worm” trend. she doesn’t even love most humans what makes you think she has any answer for you regarding that other than that she’d turn you into a super deep art piece museums would purchase for exorbitant amounts

that being said she feels like a vivarium girlie to me. she’s nocturnal like a pillbug and post-canon constantly tries to convince the plastics that her pacman frog is poisonous

feeds her meticulously decorated ant farm gourmet meals every day. anyone else gets microwavable mac and cheese at best

this one probably won’t make sense unless you’re a jenny nicholson fan but she has a fake id for buying wine and turning the corks into those hallmark craft animal sculptures (and selling the open wine bottle to mrs george in back alleys)

damian

his grandma owns the most omnicidal chihuahua in the state of chicago. it’s how he learned to dance with such mental and physical dexterity. how else would he have survived visits to the nursing home

^ attempted to adopt the chihuahua’s children to have his own bruiser woods moment. turns out, even with his classically trained tenor voice, puppies and janis respond to the “drop it” command much the same way. that is to say they do not drop it and the puppies ran away with ninety nine per cent of his anastasia-inspired music box memorabilia

has a love-hate relationship with cats the musical. like memory is one of his top ten karaoke songs but he’s not going to admit it until he’s several fruity seltzers into the night. wishes all the actors in the movie had been replaced with real cats picked off the street before anything else was approved

played milky white in a scammy local production of into the woods and so so so embarrassed about it. he had to be on stilts the whole show

stuck a fish in regina’s backpack sometime in sophomore year but found karen feeding it and talking to it about her worst fears and greatest dreams felt too guilty to continue with the next phase of his plan (sticking a very hot picture of janis in regina’s backpack) (karen probably would’ve tried to talk to the photo too)

regina

musical specific but i think she didn’t Exactly do a matching animal costume with gretch and karen because 1) what can you dress up as when your friends are going as a cat and a mouse. cheese? 2) had cady not moved into the neighborhood, she’d have gone as a sexy lion to ease into the prospect of. you know. with shane oman but going as a sexy lion when your shiny new homoerotic frenemy has a lion pin on half her clothing isn’t quite a non-questionable choice

had a warrior cats phase she keeps under lock and key in the very depths of her closet. her closet is an iceberg of issues that goes shein -> homosexuality -> warrior cats and climate change is doing a number on it

fried a couple of janis’s ants alive with a magnifying glass sometime before middle school. she’s never flirted normally in her life

the bulk of janis’s furry commission clientele. she has so many emails for alternate accounts that she could get every american president ever suspended from twitter if national security let her. that’s including the dead ones

remember the nigh-rabid chihuahuas damian had. yeah she’s been raising those in secret for a few years now. mrs george doesn’t notice because regina hides them in her hair and extensions are, like, totally in or whatever

had a horse girl phase. all her drawings of horses came out like this meme tho. the art freaks nickname was born out of jealousy

gretchen

chose to be a sexy cat for halloween to match with karen because she has no sense of identity. also because she remembers regina’s warrior cats phase

actually a guinea pig person. i’ve never met a guinea pig person but she feels like one. they’re both in dire need of daily interaction and likely polyamorous

but also peri-canon gretchen could not keep a pet alive she’d spend every cent of the wieners fortune on buying the animal’s love

speaking of. her family bought a stable to fuel “her” horse girl phase. she just wanted to make regina happy and couldn’t stay on a saddle if there was an escalator that plopped her right on the horse

cares about the puppy bowl more than she cares about the superbowl

instinctively pets cute animals. if they bite her then she deserved it

karen

chose to be a sexy mouse for halloween because tom and jerry was having a media marathon and she’s into that sort of power dynamic

believes in unicorns more than she believes in horses. this is because she had a horse girl phase for the hottest of seconds before realizing that none of the ponies at the apache trail sale had horns and thought they had their horns cut off for aesthetic reasons

animals love her so much. survived a jellyfish attack because the jellyfish sensed she just wanted to pet something shiny and absolutely respected that. pests of all shapes and sizes evict themselves stat when karen says her mom doesn’t appreciate her hundred thousand dollar lotions being invaded by peril-bringing insects. strays follow her 24/7. gretchen is jealous (of the animals)

thinks tigers are very sick zebras

thinks blobfish are cuter when they’re all flesh putty out of their natural habitats but would also break into a zoo if she thought the animals were being mistreated

was banned from australia at the age of eight because she tried to have a sleepover in a kangaroo’s pouch

aaron

mean girls insta described him as a golden retriever so i’m also hcing him as being allergic to dogs <3 equality

becomes deeply fearful of all fauna after falling into a research rabbit hole for the sake of connecting with cady. what do you mean buffalo are some of the deadliest beasts on the planet and not just a type of chicken wing

kevin g

a preteen vsco girl in her granola advocacy era stuck in a teenage boy’s body. he has saved more turtles than any natucate volunteer by repurposing his rejected business cards to make a selfie stick long enough to stick him in the same selfie as gretchen wieners. the selfie stick has been in progress since daycare. he has also gone to the hospital more than any natucate volunteer do not trust this man with shop class equipment

#mean girls #cady heron #janis sarkisian #janis ‘imi’ike #damian hubbard #regina george #gretchen wieners #karen smith #karen shetty #aaron samuels #kevin gnapoor #kevin ganatri #these r so long for no reason #who wants goldfish pics btw

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