#shut up Nicki

[labradorite-princess]

I wish my nipples were heart shaped.

[captain-sunshine-11]

Youtube Video Titles caused by the AFTG Disasters (Foxes & Trojans)

Pt. 1, Pt. 2 (you are here!), Pt. 3

"Leaked Video of Nicky Hemmick and Matthew Boyd crying to Take Me To Church by Hozier" (leaked by Allison)

"Neil Josten Being Weirdly Close to Andrew Minyard for 8 minutes (gay???)"

"Kevin Day Praising the USC Trojans and failing to say nice things about his own team"

"Allison Reynolds Middle Finger Comp (ft. times she was caught swearing on camera)"

"Matt Boyd and Aaron Minyard drunk and badly singing The Final Countdown" (leaked by nicky)

"Editing Riko Moriyama Videos (ft. Distorting his Voice and also Everything Else)"

"Renee Walker being wonderful during press duty (ft. Neil Josten Not Being Wonderful)"

"Allison and Dan Jumping and Hugging Each Other after Fox Wins Comp"

"Jeremy Knox Trying Not To Break Character During Trojan Press Duty (he fails)"

[goodomens-girlie]

pull up in that monster automobile gangster

[mommaboyhalo]

Me: yeah I think out of all the teens Taylor is my least favorite. There is something about him I find so very annoying and I can't put my finger on it. He's an interesting little guy but like???

Google images the second I wake up: hey here's a picture of you at the age of 14 in a home made hetalia cosplay with a pokemon poster in the background. Hey hey remember that? Here's some fanart of Ouran Highschool Host Club you made when you were that age. Remember that? I've made a slideshow of the warrior cats fanart you made at age 12 and mixed it with the fanart of aphmau my street do you want to see it?

Me: ah. I see..

[iwannascreameurekaa]

AARON MINYARD IS NOT HOMOPHOBIC HE JUST REALLY FUCKING HATES NEIL JOSTEN AND WANTS NICKY TO SHUT UP

[voidyellingtime]

i’m reading The Raven King from aftg as we speak and I love how Neil is canonically the dryest texter. Not only does he respond with as few words as possible, but he responds with Grammar and Only When Asked A Question.

it’s not even like he can’t have practice or adapt to it because he ALSO canonically gets SPAMMED. Brother… you absolute goofster…

[wizard-tinky-winky]

ppl really just say whatever to actual authors of books they love on social media and look what keeps happening. can't even ask about a character you love bc some of you are so nasty the author won't even talk about their own character anymore

[biscuitfacegrey]

Jodie Foster and/or Scam Likely? Terrible parents but they do still spark joy

like father/uncle like son ig

[thespineoftherighteous]

"he pitied Nicky for being so gullible" BITCH do not do my boy Nicky like that when for ONE you just delivered that Oscar-worthy-ass performance of your pretend-family drama and TWO he's literally just being a good guy a good FRIEND that's not gullibility that's compassion you jackass

[labradorite-princess]

I'm sorry I haven't been posting much/any NSFW stuff lately. Tbh after the election I'm afraid of sex. I just get the worst feeling inside me when I see/read NSFW posts. I get overwhelmed with fear at the thought of what is to come. I am unsure if this feeling will ever go away. I may become a sfw blog from this point on. I have left my NSFW pics up and the tags are still on them if you want to look at them or reblog them.

[captain-sunshine-11]

Foxes & Their Spice Tolerances;

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Dan: Can take a decent amount of spice with a glass of milk nearby

Kevin: Would have a better tolerance if he didn't have bland bs in the Nest so his relationship with spice is iffy. That being said there have been tears

Andrew: Refuses to eat super spicy food due to the consequential red face teary eyed response he can't control. Doesn't like spicy food

Matt: Hiccups when he eats spicy shit but isn't all too bothered

Aaron: Refuses to eat super spicy food due to the consequential red face teary eyed response he can't control. Loves spicy food

Seth: Tries to keep up with Matt and fails miserably, drinks water and makes it worse

Allison: On par with Matt but her face does get red

Nicky: Little to no reaction to spice considering he is the cause of most of the reactions above

Renee: Loves spicy food but requires intermittent drinks to make it so her mouth isn't on fire

Neil: Has a terrible time eating more cared for meals that have good seasoning but quickly builds it up so he is on par with Renee

bonus!

Wymack: Pretends he has no reaction but is like his son, there have been Tears

Abby: Has accidentally spit out food that made her feel like her mouth were flames. Needs many glasses of milk

Feel free to add on with other characters or add on to what I said already!

[pussyexy]

Neil: Hey, Nicky

Nicky: *punches Neil in the stomach*

Neil: WHAT THE FUCK?

Nicky: You're one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young. You're too beautiful!

Neil: What the fuck are you talking about?

Nicky: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.

Neil: I'm not pregnant!

Nicky: Well, not after that punch, you're not. I've been training at the gym

Neil: I was never pregnant, Nicky!

Nicky: A-are you sure?

Neil: Yes I'm fucking sure!

Aaron: Why the fuck everybody yelling over here?

Nicky: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and-

Aaron: *punches Neil in the stomach*

Neil: OH MOTHERFUCKER-

[r2y9s]

[Watch_Dogs]

omg they're all bisexual. and they absolutely would all try to squeeze onto that one bed in the bunker.

reference photo lmao

[faepple]

I love that the monsters got to experience 2008 The Fame Lady Gaga in Eden's Twilight.

[biscuitfacegrey]

an update on where I am in the form of a doodle page

[risetherivermoon]

honestly to me nark = "diversity win! the two worst people you know are kissing! and they hate each other!"