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I wish my nipples were heart shaped.
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Youtube Video Titles caused by the AFTG Disasters (Foxes & Trojans)
Pt. 1, Pt. 2 (you are here!), Pt. 3
"Leaked Video of Nicky Hemmick and Matthew Boyd crying to Take Me To Church by Hozier" (leaked by Allison)
"Neil Josten Being Weirdly Close to Andrew Minyard for 8 minutes (gay???)"
"Kevin Day Praising the USC Trojans and failing to say nice things about his own team"
"Allison Reynolds Middle Finger Comp (ft. times she was caught swearing on camera)"
"Matt Boyd and Aaron Minyard drunk and badly singing The Final Countdown" (leaked by nicky)
"Editing Riko Moriyama Videos (ft. Distorting his Voice and also Everything Else)"
"Renee Walker being wonderful during press duty (ft. Neil Josten Not Being Wonderful)"
"Allison and Dan Jumping and Hugging Each Other after Fox Wins Comp"
"Jeremy Knox Trying Not To Break Character During Trojan Press Duty (he fails)"
#shut up capt#callum rumbles#aftg#aftg tsc#aftg vid titles#neil josten#aaron minyard#andrew minyard#nicky hemmick#matt boyd#kevin day#allison reynolds#riko moriyama#renee walker#dan wilds#jeremy knox#more as per positive reaction#aftg foxes#aftg trojans
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pull up in that monster automobile gangster
#good omens#good omens s2#good omens show#crowley#good omens fandom#aziraphale#neil gaiman#crowley x arizaphale#aziraphale x crowley#good omens edit#good omens bentley#good omens playlist#good omens crowley#good omens cast#good omens fanart#crowley good omens#neil gaiman good omens#queen nicki#crowley shut up#good omens s1#good omens season 1#sergeant shadwell#madame tracy#gos1#good omens art#good omens fanfiction#good omemes#aziraphale good omens#crowly x aziraphale#good omens aziraphale
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ppl really just say whatever to actual authors of books they love on social media and look what keeps happening. can't even ask about a character you love bc some of you are so nasty the author won't even talk about their own character anymore
#this is once again about nora sakavic on twitter#who won't talk about nicky anymore#bc some people made her think he's not liked#shut up!!!!!!#nicky hemmick#aftg fandom#aftg#the foxhole court#andrew minyard#neil josten#nora sakavic#all for the game#kevin day
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"he pitied Nicky for being so gullible" BITCH do not do my boy Nicky like that when for ONE you just delivered that Oscar-worthy-ass performance of your pretend-family drama and TWO he's literally just being a good guy a good FRIEND that's not gullibility that's compassion you jackass
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Jodie Foster and/or Scam Likely? Terrible parents but they do still spark joy
like father/uncle like son ig
#grey shut up#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndads s2#grey’s art#dndads spoilers#Jodie foster#Glenn close#demonick#dndads Glenn close#dndads nick close#dndads nicky foster#dndads demonick#dndads Jodie foster#dndads scam likely#scam likely#scam x jodie#scamster#?#dndads tax evasion
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Neil: Hey, Nicky
Nicky: *punches Neil in the stomach*
Neil: WHAT THE FUCK?
Nicky: You're one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young. You're too beautiful!
Neil: What the fuck are you talking about?
Nicky: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.
Neil: I'm not pregnant!
Nicky: Well, not after that punch, you're not. I've been training at the gym
Neil: I was never pregnant, Nicky!
Nicky: A-are you sure?
Neil: Yes I'm fucking sure!
Aaron: Why the fuck everybody yelling over here?
Nicky: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and-
Aaron: *punches Neil in the stomach*
Neil: OH MOTHERFUCKER-
#WHAT THE FUCK AARON WEREN'T YOU A MEDICAL STUDENT#SHUT UP JOSTEN I DON'T TRUST YOU WHEN IT CONCERNING YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH MY BROTHER#it came to me when I was just living my life and wanted a cake#aftg#all for the game#neil josten#nicky hemmick#aaron minyard
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Fluent Freshman - Part 28
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FF does not like being on pain medication.
Everything feels floaty and it is so hard to focus on anything around him.
He’s almost glad that his Gran has given him something to focus on that something being helping her sell her lie to the Foxes that she only knows Polish. Coach Wymack must know but the man is a steel trap and FF finds himself envying his Gran that HER secret keeper is Coach Wymack.
“Smithy! My sweet beautiful idiot!” Nicky cries when Gran gives Wymack the OK for them to come back in. FF finds himself on the receiving end of 2 forehead kisses and a kiss to each of his cheeks from Nicky. “Next time you see a crazy mafia hitman looking to kidnap me you just grab me and RUN.” He orders pointedly, “No more cool guy shit where you take ‘em out in the weird sex alley.” He runs his fingers through FF’s hair and…
Yeah it’s okay that Nicky is the one that knows.
Nicky is so nice.
“What about Aaron?” FF asks.
“If Romero could grab Aaron when he is in whacky inflatable tube mode then I don’t think he’d be taken out by you and Andrew.” Nicky says with a watery smile.
“Hey.” Aaron’s voice is offended.
“Learn to dance at a club already. We’ve been going for years.” Nicky shoots back but never takes his eyes off of FF’s face.
“I dance just fine. I’m better than Kevin.” Aaron argues.
“Hey.” Kevin’s voice is offended.
“You are better than Kevin, but that’s not a real standard of good.” Nicky dismisses, “Regardless, next time grab me and I’ll grab Aaron and the three of us can hide literally anywhere other than the weird sex alley. We could go to the back room with Roland or, if it means you not ending up in the hospital with a stab wound, I would even tolerate hiding down in the straight swingers club in the basement.” Nicky says.
He sees Andrew and Captain Neil tense off to the side.
Oh, that’s right.
Oh fun another lie for him to focus on instead of feeling floaty. Gran always talked about the virtue of telling the truth but the only thing set free would be Nicky in a club that he’s not supposed to know about.
“I wouldn’t ask that of you Nicky.” FF says instead.
Nicky laughs and kisses his cheek one more time. “You’re my favorite family member now. Sorry Aaron, you’ve made me endure the horrors of a heterosexual relationship for too long.” Nicky says stroking FF’s face as he looks up to where FF assumes Aaron is.
“Hey.” Aaron says in the exact same way he said earlier.
“Andrew-“ Nicky starts but is cut off.
“I don’t care.”
“That’s the spirit.” Nicky says, “Neil-“
“Nicky, I also don’t care.”
“At least you have one another to support each other.”
“Wait, what about me?” Kevin asks.
“You won’t even LEARN the family language Kevin, you were NEVER in the running for my favorite.” Nicky dismisses and doesn’t bother to turn back to the “So Smithy is my favorite family member now with Aras coming in second.”
Two things strike FF in the wake of family conversation.
First, when in the world did Kevin get here? Why is he here? Is he going to ask the doctors to run tests on FF to figure out stealth mode?
Second, Nicky just used his Gran’s nickname. The nickname that causes FF no small amount of embarrassment. It was a youthful indiscretion! He had thought he understood Lithuanian quite well! He had wanted to impress his Great Gran and his Gran with his knowledge.
“You’re looking pale Smith, do you need more pain medication?” Captain Neil asks.
“No, I’m fine.” He is pretty sure that pain meds can’t numb the psychological pain of his friends hearing about his youthful mistakes and he doesn’t care how bad his stomach is going to hurt he wants to only take the absolute minimum amount of pain meds required to get through this so he can stop floating.
Having friends nearby makes it so much easier.
Conversations go on with him and around him. He’s tired still from everything and when a nurse comes in to try and give him more pain medication he declines. All present in the room except Gran try to convince him to take it but he declines all but the most minor amount to take the edge off.
He finally realizes that Kevin had not been with them and asks why the hell he’s here. He gets an answer that makes him reconsider being on any pain medication at all because it doesn’t really make any sense. Why in the world is Kevin telling him not to trust the nutritionist?
Neil lets him know that the FBI are going to be coming around at some point to talk to him. He says that Agent Browning is a dick but generally fine and that there will be a local agent Iruma Matsumoto stopping by before him, probably today. He looks right at Andrew and says “Yeah, I’ll talk with them about how Romero stabbed me.” Andrew lets out an amused puff of laughter that makes FF feel like he might be doing alright at this friendship thing.
He apologizes to Andrew that he can’t make the pie today and gets a flick to his ear.
He finds out that he slept through all of Saturday and that it is Sunday morning. Finds out that his Gran and Wymack had stayed over at the Columbia house last night and that Wymack has him excused from his classes this week. He also finds out that Nicky has given his grandma a key to the house in Columbia so she could stay there while she’s visiting him.
He apologizes to Nicky for messing up the clothes he’d let him borrow and earns another flick to the ear from Nicky.
Wymack hands him a new phone that Nicky has apparently set up for him. His lip quirks up slightly when he sees that Nicky registered it as ’Smithy’s phone’. Neil shows him some stuff since he has the same phone model but Andrew rolls his eyes.
“You’ve barely figured out how to set anything on your phone Junkie. You still haven’t even set a screen lock.” He says as he pulls Neil back from FF’s space.
“I’ve figured out how to change the notification ping.” Neil argues but lets himself be pulled away and if Andrew keeps his arm around Neil afterwards? No one comments on that.
He translates things for his Gran when it seems important for her to be able to respond to and helps Nicky with some pronunciations.
He falls asleep a couple times and wakes up to his friends and teammates in all sorts of different configurations. Nicky gets him some good sugar-free Jell-O from the nurses while Aaron smacks Kevin upside the head when Kevin complains that it’s not good for him and not part of the diet he’s making to get FF back on the Court ASAP. “He’s gotta be on a clear liquid diet for 24 hours after his surgery.” Aaron hisses.
“Why does it have to be clear? I can put it in a blender but it won’t be clear.” Kevin grumbles.
“He’s not going to be on puree’d food for at least two weeks idiot.” Aaron smacks his head again.
“Stop that.”
He hears from Wymack the other Freshman Dealer won’t be returning and that Sheena is now their only Dealer and she does not do defense well. Kevin’s disapproval for the Jell-O cups only grows stronger in light of this news. His grumbling only stops when Gran looks at him and says “Maybe someone should help you pull that stick out of your ass young man.” In her nicest most grandmotherly voice.
When Kevin turns to FF for a translation Nicky beats him to it, “She said a handsome young man like you shouldn’t ruin your face with worries.” He says without a hint that he’s lying.
Kevin preens at the grandmotherly approval of his looks and FF gets to know that he, Nicky and his grandma all have lying in common.
Eventually it’s lunch time and the natural hunger of college athlete boys trumps anything else. Kevin won’t eat anything at the cafeteria since he doesn’t trust the nutritionist so they agree to head out of the hospital to grab food. He’s more tired than hungry so he tells his Gran to go with them. She pats his face and promises she’ll be back with some clear soup for him per the Doctor’s order and despite Kevin’s grumbling that he could make a clear protein shake.
His Gran kisses his forehead and tells him that she’ll be back soon and that he should rest as much as he can.
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FF can’t sleep.
He tried.
He really did.
But without the noise of everyone else his mind keeps going back to the last time he was in a hospital. He closes his eyes and he can see Gran’s pale face when she tells him that his dad didn’t make it and the tears when she tells him neither-
He can’t sleep.
So he gets up against medical advice and decides to go on a walk. He’s not been connected to any of the monitoring equipment since he had first woken up, just the IV keeping him hydrated. FF decides he wants to get his dad’s leather back because it would make him feel better. The leather jacket has weight that would keep his feet strictly on the ground and it’s something his Gran had given to him when he went off to college so that he could keep his dad close. He could call a nurse but it feels like he shouldn’t distract them with something as stupid as getting him his dad’s jacket so he doesn’t have a panic attack.
So he lets himself slip into the background and heads towards the nurse station. He thinks that might be where they’re holding his belongings. It’s a good first stop if nothing else.
He can’t help but notice a strange number of men in suits but figures that maybe they’re just there to talk to people who seem to have gotten caught up in some sort of mass casualty incident.
He makes it to the nurse station and when a whole 5 minutes goes by without a single nurse clocking that he exists he considers speaking up until he sees a nurse bagging up some clothes, slapping on a label, and heading away.
It’s nice when things work out for him.
Another suit wearing man comes up and a different nurse sees him there immediately and comes up, “What can I help you with?” She asks.
“I’m looking for someone with the last name Smith, he has a stab wound?” The man asks.
“You’re going to have to be more specific.” The nurse responds with exasperation but FF is already almost out of earshot when he hears it because he’s following the nurse with the bag.
He follows her down the hallway and she thankfully takes an elevator instead of going down the stairs because FF doesn’t know how he would have gotten his IV stand down with him.
FF walks in with her and he watches her slump as the doors slide close. Relaxing like most people do when they think they’re alone. Her shoulders go straight back when the elevator opens again and he follows after her.
He follows her to a door that she unlocks and proceeds to enter and FF sees a room full of the same bags with belongs all tagged with a last name and a room number. “Christ, why are there so many fucking Smiths in here right now?” She grumbles but takes him straight to the S section and he sees his own ‘Smith’ and room number.
He grabs it and heads out the door before the nurse and heads into the elevator.
His phone pings with a text message. He opens it and sees a text from an unknown number.
“Come to the Cafeteria. - IM”
FF stares at his phone for a few minutes before the initials click.
Iruma Matsumoto, the local FBI agent who was coming to talk to him today according to Captain Neil. It’s weird to be texted like this but this is the first time he’s ever had to talk to the FBI. Maybe it’s normal? He doesn’t really want to bother Captain Neil about what getting interrogated by the FBI is like since Captain Neil is out at lunch.
He decides to go to the Cafeteria.
FF follows the directory in the elevator and then the arrows that point him towards the cafeteria. He takes a moment to pull his dad’s jacket out and it does help him feel better. He realizes the McDonald’s toy is still in his pocket and thinks that he really should probably turn that over to Agent Matsumoto.
When he gets to the cafeteria he sees even more of those guys in suits and then he sees a well dressed Japanese man sitting by himself at a table. FF has a moment where he thinks ‘Wow that FBI agent sure does look like a member of the Yakuza.’ Before he squashes it because ‘OMG that’s such a fucking racist thing to think. Thoughts from the abyss are the worst and Agent Matsumoto is probably a perfectly nice guy.’
He takes a seat in front of the man who is surrounded by two other of the men in black he’s seen. Oh that guy was probably looking for him to bring him here so they could have the talk.
None of the men seem to notice him and FF realizes that he’s still in stealth mode. He sets the bag with the rest of his clothes to the side and clears his throat.
Three sets of eyes are on him immediately and FF breathes through the anxiety as the two men at either side of Agent Matsumoto seem to reach for something at their holsters.
“Captain Neil said you wanted to talk to me.” He says.
Captain Matsumoto raises a hand and the two men on either side of him return to an at ease position.
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Ichirou Moriyama could admit to himself that he had been startled when a young man seemingly appeared out of nowhere in front of him without any warning. He sees a bulge in the man’s pocket that says that he’s armed and he could have done anything before bringing attention to himself. He had men throughout the hospital and no one has spotted Wesninski or any of his cohorts but they had their eyes peeled for the uninvolved civilian who had taken out Jackson on his own and had assisted Wesninski’s guard dog in taking out Romero.
Interesting.
Ichirou clasps his hands together in over the cafeteria table.
“Yes, let’s talk.” He agrees.
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The requests to be added to the tag list keep being spread out across a few different areas. If I missed you please just ask again in the replies I promise I just missed you.
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If you didn’t get notified on the last part it’s probably because I used tumblr mobile to post and our most beloved garbage fire site just didn’t like that.
#Fluent Freshman AU#Guess who accidentally took FF's phone?#It's Neil#He realizes it halfway through the grocery store run#Sorry FF your grandma is now the Monster Grandma#She's got knitting projects planned for each of them#She's already asked about allergies#She jokingly tells Nicky she'll knit Kevin a muzzle because he's commented on the amount of butter she uses four times#He always shuts up when he eats it at least#Neil is blissfully unaware that he has FF's phone and FF has his#Some poor Moriyama grunts are wandering through the hospital having to check every single Smith room for the one they're looking for#Ichirou was planning some mild intimidation shit on Neil#But was hampered because JFC why so many Smiths#Does Ichirou know Smith's first name?#Perhaps#Does he use it?#Probably not#AFTG#AFTG AU#AFTG OC#Andreil#FF - Pt. 28
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[Watch_Dogs]
omg they're all bisexual. and they absolutely would all try to squeeze onto that one bed in the bunker.
reference photo lmao
#watch dogs#aiden pearce#tbone grady#raymond kenney#clara lille#they would all pile onto each other on the bed and someone always ends up on the floor by morning#and it's not bc someone gets pushed off. it's bc someone just rolls out.#they're my ot3 of all time and i'm forever in denial about clara's death#i mean what#clara is also dating nicky at the same time shut up aiden already knows about it#it's an open relationship :)#rayden#clarayden
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Although I want nothing more than for Agatha to be happy I really do understand where Rio was coming from when she said she had to take Nicholas, like he was a cute kid and all but can you imagine the absolutely insane amount of cunt he would have been serving post adolescents after being raised not only by queer witches but THOSE queer witches, that much power cannot exist amongst mortals she took that diva down for the greater good
#“but rio didnt raise nicholas” shut up yes she did#she called him nicky and he recognised her when she came for him#thats his dad#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#lady death#nicholas scratch#agathario#agatha x rio#aubrey plaza#kathryn hahn
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I'm sorry I haven't been posting much/any NSFW stuff lately. Tbh after the election I'm afraid of sex. I just get the worst feeling inside me when I see/read NSFW posts. I get overwhelmed with fear at the thought of what is to come. I am unsure if this feeling will ever go away. I may become a sfw blog from this point on. I have left my NSFW pics up and the tags are still on them if you want to look at them or reblog them.
#v true#shut up nicki#just thinking about sex makes me scared#even just touching myself scares me#i want to cry#sorry guys
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Foxes & Their Spice Tolerances;
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Dan: Can take a decent amount of spice with a glass of milk nearby
Kevin: Would have a better tolerance if he didn't have bland bs in the Nest so his relationship with spice is iffy. That being said there have been tears
Andrew: Refuses to eat super spicy food due to the consequential red face teary eyed response he can't control. Doesn't like spicy food
Matt: Hiccups when he eats spicy shit but isn't all too bothered
Aaron: Refuses to eat super spicy food due to the consequential red face teary eyed response he can't control. Loves spicy food
Seth: Tries to keep up with Matt and fails miserably, drinks water and makes it worse
Allison: On par with Matt but her face does get red
Nicky: Little to no reaction to spice considering he is the cause of most of the reactions above
Renee: Loves spicy food but requires intermittent drinks to make it so her mouth isn't on fire
Neil: Has a terrible time eating more cared for meals that have good seasoning but quickly builds it up so he is on par with Renee
bonus!
Wymack: Pretends he has no reaction but is like his son, there have been Tears
Abby: Has accidentally spit out food that made her feel like her mouth were flames. Needs many glasses of milk
Feel free to add on with other characters or add on to what I said already!
#shut up capt#callum rumbles#aftg#aftg headcanon#i love the idea of the minyards having the worst tolerance#andrew calls kevin a baby but then has a worse reaction#i love my stupid idiots#dan wilds#kevin day#andrew minyard#matt boyd#aaron minyard#seth gordon#allison reynolds#nicky hemmick#renee walker#neil josten#david wymack#coach wymack#abby winfield#aftg foxes
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I love that the monsters got to experience 2008 The Fame Lady Gaga in Eden's Twilight.
#i can't shut up abt them being in 2007 pls#Eden's Twilight aftg#all for the game#the monsters aftg#nicky hemmick#aftg#neil josten#andrew minyard#kevin day#aaron minyard#andreil#twinyards
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honestly to me nark = "diversity win! the two worst people you know are kissing! and they hate each other!"
#tbh i think they think they hate eachother but dont and then hate that they dont#narks biggest haters are just nick and lark themselves#posting abt nark now randomly like i haven't been obsessed with this ship for like ever#rarepairs 😍😍😍#'nark in this day and age' SHUT UP IM COPING#dndads#dndads s2#dndaddies#dungeons and daddies#nark#nark nation#me rambling#lark oak garcia#lark oak#nicky close#nicky foster#nick close#nick foster#nicholas close#nicholas foster#nark dndads#dndads nark#dungeons & daddies#autumn rambles#🍁
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plurals who follow me. describe the headspace as u see it in ur minds eye 🫵
#mine is like a ratty apartment where we all mistly ignore each other like unwilling rommates#theres an ugly couch and stains on the carpet and arthur has a whole rig he sits at & ignores us#the couch is like. the front. mostly me bentley and shy hang out on it but sometimes nicky shows up =')#multiple bedroom doors but they all stay shut. sadly they are not 4 me so idk whats in there#also theres a dark kitchenet in the corner no one ever uses. gross lol#to clarify for people who arent plural. for me anyway it wasnt like a choice of space thats just how it looks#like a fact? i would not have chosen this for myself LOL#its ugly as hell in here#landlord white w stained off white carpeting and dull qhite overcast sunlight coming t#*in thru a foggy window. washed out muted colors nothing pretty or decorated about it 💀
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an update on where I am in the form of a doodle page
#some of this is redraws#grey shut up#grey’s art#dndads s2#normal oak#lark oak#sparrow oak#nick close#nick foster#nicky foster#scary marlowe#Terry marlowe#theresa marlowe#Grant Wilson
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