#shut up Nicki

[labradorite-princess]

I wish my nipples were heart shaped.

[captain-sunshine-11]

Youtube Video Titles caused by the AFTG Disasters (Foxes & Trojans)

Pt. 1, Pt. 2 (you are here!), Pt. 3

"Leaked Video of Nicky Hemmick and Matthew Boyd crying to Take Me To Church by Hozier" (leaked by Allison)

"Neil Josten Being Weirdly Close to Andrew Minyard for 8 minutes (gay???)"

"Kevin Day Praising the USC Trojans and failing to say nice things about his own team"

"Allison Reynolds Middle Finger Comp (ft. times she was caught swearing on camera)"

"Matt Boyd and Aaron Minyard drunk and badly singing The Final Countdown" (leaked by nicky)

"Editing Riko Moriyama Videos (ft. Distorting his Voice and also Everything Else)"

"Renee Walker being wonderful during press duty (ft. Neil Josten Not Being Wonderful)"

"Allison and Dan Jumping and Hugging Each Other after Fox Wins Comp"

"Jeremy Knox Trying Not To Break Character During Trojan Press Duty (he fails)"

[goodomens-girlie]

pull up in that monster automobile gangster

[mommaboyhalo]

Me: yeah I think out of all the teens Taylor is my least favorite. There is something about him I find so very annoying and I can't put my finger on it. He's an interesting little guy but like???

Google images the second I wake up: hey here's a picture of you at the age of 14 in a home made hetalia cosplay with a pokemon poster in the background. Hey hey remember that? Here's some fanart of Ouran Highschool Host Club you made when you were that age. Remember that? I've made a slideshow of the warrior cats fanart you made at age 12 and mixed it with the fanart of aphmau my street do you want to see it?

Me: ah. I see..

[iwannascreameurekaa]

AARON MINYARD IS NOT HOMOPHOBIC HE JUST REALLY FUCKING HATES NEIL JOSTEN AND WANTS NICKY TO SHUT UP

[elene78-blog]

After the Foxes-Trojans game, Nicky runs up to Jeremy.

"Oh my God, you're Jeremy Knox. I'm a huge fan of yours!" Nicky shouts exaggeratedly.

Jeremy turns around with a friendly smile, remembering Nicky's play (he tackled Jeremy hard during the game, though that didn't stop him) when Nicky continues talking like a volcano spewing lava nonstop.

"You know, I'm gay too. I'm out, like you, I mean. But I didn't have as spectacular a coming out as yours, of course. Is it true there are annual gay orgies in California? I mean, I wouldn't go because I have a future husband, but it would have been nice to at least be invited, you know? Or doesn't it work that way? Is there a list you have to sign up for? What does that all work like? How do I get an invitation?"

Jeremy is dumbfounded. He wonders if Nicky has no filter, or if he's trying to embarrass him somehow. In any case, Jeremy acts as he always does in these situations.

"Wow… Do you want an invitation? Would it be for you or your cousin? I hope it's just for one, because it would be a little weird if you both went."

For a moment, Nicky doesn't react. A nervous laugh creeps up his throat.

"Cousin? No, no… My cousins… No… They're…" Nicky glances nervously over his shoulder, right where Andrew remains relaxed while Neil, Kevin, and Jean argue.

Andrew's attention immediately snaps to them, and as if connected by some super protective instinct, Jean's attention does too.

Jeremy greets Andrew with a smile.

Nicky is sweating.

"I… I don't have any cousins!" he says hastily.

Aaron, who was passing by at the time, yells.

"Fuck off!"

"Okay, so… you and Neil?" Jeremy continues. "I don't know if Andrew will agree with that."

Nicky's face goes white.

From then on, Nicky is much more careful about what he asks. And despite the initial shock, he also gains a new friend.

[voidyellingtime]

i’m reading The Raven King from aftg as we speak and I love how Neil is canonically the dryest texter. Not only does he respond with as few words as possible, but he responds with Grammar and Only When Asked A Question.

it’s not even like he can’t have practice or adapt to it because he ALSO canonically gets SPAMMED. Brother… you absolute goofster…

[wizard-tinky-winky]

ppl really just say whatever to actual authors of books they love on social media and look what keeps happening. can't even ask about a character you love bc some of you are so nasty the author won't even talk about their own character anymore

[biscuitfacegrey]

Jodie Foster and/or Scam Likely? Terrible parents but they do still spark joy

like father/uncle like son ig

[labradorite-princess]

I'm sorry I haven't been posting much/any NSFW stuff lately. Tbh after the election I'm afraid of sex. I just get the worst feeling inside me when I see/read NSFW posts. I get overwhelmed with fear at the thought of what is to come. I am unsure if this feeling will ever go away. I may become a sfw blog from this point on. I have left my NSFW pics up and the tags are still on them if you want to look at them or reblog them.

[captain-sunshine-11]

Kevin: My knees hurt

Nicky: From sucking dick?

Kevin, with a horrified expression: No?? From landing wrong after being checked?!??–I'm not gay, Nicky–what do yoU MEAN FROM SUCKING DI-??

[thespineoftherighteous]

"he pitied Nicky for being so gullible" BITCH do not do my boy Nicky like that when for ONE you just delivered that Oscar-worthy-ass performance of your pretend-family drama and TWO he's literally just being a good guy a good FRIEND that's not gullibility that's compassion you jackass

[pussyexy]

Neil: Hey, Nicky

Nicky: *punches Neil in the stomach*

Neil: WHAT THE FUCK?

Nicky: You're one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young. You're too beautiful!

Neil: What the fuck are you talking about?

Nicky: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.

Neil: I'm not pregnant!

Nicky: Well, not after that punch, you're not. I've been training at the gym

Neil: I was never pregnant, Nicky!

Nicky: A-are you sure?

Neil: Yes I'm fucking sure!

Aaron: Why the fuck everybody yelling over here?

Nicky: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and-

Aaron: *punches Neil in the stomach*

Neil: OH MOTHERFUCKER-

[r2y9s]

[Watch_Dogs]

omg they're all bisexual. and they absolutely would all try to squeeze onto that one bed in the bunker.

reference photo lmao

[faepple]

I love that the monsters got to experience 2008 The Fame Lady Gaga in Eden's Twilight.

[risetherivermoon]

honestly to me nark = "diversity win! the two worst people you know are kissing! and they hate each other!"