#eddi speaks

[mommaboyhalo]

Gricko having that ADHD walk where you bump into the person you're talking to and can't walk in a straight line to save your life.

It's worse when he and Twig are talking to eachother bc they keep bumping into one another like a pinball machine.

Gideon and him do it too but Gricko is more cautious about it bc he's been kneed in the nose on accident a few too many times.

[itsalwayssunnyboyhalo]

I made another side blog. You are all safe from my House MD interest for now untill I inevitably make a iasip crossover

[girldadbuckley]

[hello-sweetheart]

Steve hosting game night for the kids and always up and out of his seat, getting drinks and snacks and wiping away crumbs because he feels awkward if he doesn’t have something to do.

And Eddie just watching him bounce around until he’s finally had it up to here, so he pushes Steve down to the couch by the shoulders, softly scolding

“You know what? Just, Sit Down and Stay.”

And Steve, bitchy not-so-retired mean boy, rolls his eyes so hard and slouches down with a sarcastic and infuriated “woof.”

And Eddie fucking glitches before skedaddling to the kitchen for the drinks but also to just take a breather cuz??!!

What tf was that??!!

He looks down at his crotch betrayed and bewildered.

‘Jesus fucking Christ’

[dreamsteddie]

When Steve and Eddie first start to date, Eddie is ready and prepared for Steve to be unsure about initiating certain things in their relationship. He gets this idea in his head that he'll be the one drawing Steve into his side and settling his nerves when they hold hands in the presence of his friends and generally getting him comfortable being in a relationship with a man that is semi-public (ie. their close friends, Wayne, and some of the Party's parents).

Except Steve doesn't hesitate at all to initiate all the casual boyfriend moves that he used to pull with the girls he dated in the past.

At their first group hang out after they announce their relationship Eddie is ready to sit on the cushion next to Steve and maybe - maybe - hold his hand. He knows Steve loved PDA with his past partners and at home, Eddie would never dream of sitting any other way besides draped all over his boyfriend but this might be different. Being visibly queer in front of others, in Eddie's experience, can be extremely nerve-wracking.

So, color him surprised when Steve immediately drops his arm from where it was resting behind the back of the couch to wind its way around Eddie's waist and haul him in close. Steve doesn't even look away from where he's talking to Robin about the work schedule next week. Meanwhile, the casual possessiveness of the move has Eddie's brain leaking out his ears like he's a sweet virginal maiden experiencing physical touch for the first time.

When they head home Steve is holding his hand and uses the leverage to pull them to a stop. He asks Eddie if that was too much, if Eddie wasn't ready to be lovey like that in front of their friends. Tells him he gets it if he wants to pump the breaks a little bit in front of their friends but before he can finish Eddie is hauling him in for a kiss that leaves Steve breathless and tells him to never change and also maybe hold Eddie like that all the time please and thank you.

[quhere]

one of my favorite feelings is starting a new show and having that: ….are they…having gay… sexual tension?? And then logging onto tumblr dot com and seeing gifsets that show several thousand other people also agree that it was, indeed, gay sexual tension

[edlinklover]

I went to the Ib exhibition!!! Here’s some pictures!!!! I couldn’t include everything because tumblr only allows 10 images on mobile only which is a bummer

It was really cool!! Some of the paintings actually moved, and there was a section where we were given VR headsets and got to experience the doll room scene with Garry and the key which was very neat!! Also Garry’s acrylic stand at the gift shop was totally sold out LOL

Part 2 of the exhibition

[eddiediazenjoyer]

people who say that eddie doesn’t need to dance around to heal he needs to go to therapy or whatever are so boring!!! i don’t wanna watch a man sit on a couch and talk i want to watch him get flirted with by a gay priest and then go home and dry hump the air and then have life affirming sex with his best friend who gafs

[nerdystarlightlove]

Hey howdy hey, neighbors! ❤️

I made some ACNH custom designs for Welcome Home! <3 I've become really invested in the ARG, and it inspired me so much that I just had to make something for it! I'm still working on Frank, Barnaby and Poppy, but I was too excited to wait until all of them were done, so please take these! :0D

(Also: I know the name of the Custom Design Creator is different from the name in my bio, and that's because I made these designs on my sister's profile, which is the only profile on our island with connection to the internet and stuff like the Custom Design Portal. I just felt the need to clarify! <3)

Most importantly, all of the artwork - not to mention the wonderful Welcome Home ARG as a whole - belongs to @partycoffin! Their work is seriously so amazing, and I highly recommend checking them out!

If you're considering getting into Welcome Home, please be aware that it's a horror ARG with elements such as gore/blood, heavy eye contact and staring, unreality/derealization, and puppets/mannequins. It's still being developed, but if any of these may trigger you, then it's probably best to avoid it so as to keep yourself safe!

That's all for now, friends! Bye! :D

Edit: Frank’s Custom Design is now done! It can be found using the link below! ❤️

Edit: Barnaby and Poppy are finally here, meaning that the neighborhood is officially complete!

Also! Some of you have mentioned that you can't access these because you don't have Nintendo Online, so if you'd like me to post pictures of the patterns themselves in order to replicate them on your own account, then let me know and I'll be more than happy to do so! ❤️

[watchyourbuck]

Buck’s been waiting for a man to shut him up with a kiss for seven seasons btw <3

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

*Bobby tired of Buck and Eddie bickering during their 1st meeting*

Bobby: I have an easy and effective solution for this problem.

Buck: You're gonna fire him?

Bobby: Buck shut up and do him. If you want to be a pain in his ass, at least make it pleasurable.

Bobby: Diaz, I know you're antagonizing him on purpose, so just ask to get manhandled and spare us the torture.

[mommaboyhalo]

Thoughts on the groblin, spoilers for Ouaw after episode 12

I KNOW that I'm looking too far into this and it's just to be funny but I like world building and how species work

Gricko's greatest fear is a 2nd dimensional creature called a groblin, it does a little jig to a funky song and slowly moved towards them. Gricko freaks out at the sight of the thing and says something along the lines of "me mum warned me about the groblin!!!".

Now this could have been a Boogeyman situation, like telling a small child that the Boogeyman comes and eats children who don't finish their veggies. But I propose another idea.

Gricko freaks out about this one more time after the groblin incident, when Torbek is cursed with turning into a 2d creature he is fucking TERRIFIED of him. Sheltering Hootsie from Torbek in his 2d form. So Gricko's fear isn't exactly just the groblin, it's creatures of the 2nd dimension.

So what if there was something. Not necessarily a groblin but something that existed in Avantris long ago that was of the 2nd dimension. Something that hunted goblins that set such a fear in them that echos of it are felt generations after generations even after that species died out.

This mainly comes from the theory that the reason we're so scared of the uncanny valley is that humans were once hunted by something that looked kind of human but definitely wasn't.

Just a thought

[solarmorrigan]

Any time Eddie reaches for Steve's hair, Steve stops him. Whether it's when they're kissing and Eddie wants to bury his hands in it, or something more casual, like when Steve is sitting in front of Eddie while they watch a movie and Eddie idly tries to play with it

The moment Eddie's hands start to stray backwards from Steve's face, or upwards from his shoulders, Steve stops him. He's actually grabbed Eddie's hand midair once

Everyone assumes it's because Steve's hair is Off Limits

It's actually because Eddie keeps forgetting he's wearing his dumbass chunky rings and they once got so tangled in Steve's hair that Eddie had had to slip his fingers out of them before he could actually work them free, and now Eddie isn't allowed to touch Steve's head unless he takes the rings off first

[hello-sweetheart]

Steddie fae!au

Fae!Steve who is changling. Who used to be a little more malicious with his tricks as a young teen, but now is just a bit mischievous as most. Harmless, really. But he has a questionable hobby…

Some people collect action figures, comic book, ties, but Steve? He collects names, okay! He doesn’t do anything with them, promise, but he likes to collect them. And his job as a barista ensures that he has an impressive roster of names.

“Hi, welcome to Upside Down Coffee. May I have your name?

“Estelle.”

Steve, eyes gleaming with excitement, “Ooh, that’s a beautiful name. I hadn’t had the pleasure to meet someone with that name until now.” And the lady blushes at his flirting, leaving a few bucks in his jar.

And then meets Eddie who refuses to give him his name. He doesn’t know if it’s deliberate or not. And he never misses the chance to flirt with him, mistaking his flushed cheeks from being flustered, but really it’s frustration.

“Hi, welcome! May I have your name?”

“You can put me down as Eddie, sweetheart.”

Steve: >:(

“Hi! May I have your name?”

“Just Eddie will do.” He winks.

Steve: >:(

“Hi, welcome back! May I have your name?”

“Come on, bright eyes, dont you remember me?” Eddie pouts.

“Well,” he bats his eyelashes, “I was hoping you’d give me your real first name.”

“God no, it’s atrocious. Trust me, Princess, I’ll spare you.”

Steve: >:(

Steve doesn’t know this but Eddie is half fae. He knows what Steve is trying to do, and finds it hilarious to give him the run around. Besides, he’s so cute when he furiously writes down ‘Eddie’ on his cup with that little frown creasing his brow.

[dreamsteddie]

One of my favorite flavors of Rockstar Eddie and Normal Guy Steve is when Steve not only doesn't care who Eddie is, but actually thinks his music is terrible and is Not Impressed with him at all.

Robin and the kids drag him to a festival where Corroded Coffin is headlining and they have an ok time, Steve is mostly focused on making sure no one gets dehydrated or roofied but he enjoys some of the opening acts before the heavier shit starts.

But then the more metal/alternative stuff starts and more people are crowding around the main stage and the whole thing irritates him and makes his head start to throb but he's keeping it together. Finally, the main act is set to take the stage and Steve can push through one more hour before corralling everyone to the food stalls one last time and heading home so he doesn't have to stop on the way to feed the gremlins, or worse, take them to his place and be forced to provide sustenance.

Only, Corroded Coffin is 30 minutes late to the stage which sets Steve's teeth on edge from the get-go. Then they come on and they are so loud and the main guy whose name he doesn't know (it's Eddie) is drenched in sweat in 5 minutes and looks like a drowned rat with tattoos. Steve has no idea what they're saying and he's reached his limit so he knows he must be glaring up at them and is the infuriating guy in the front of the crowd with his arms crossed not dancing.

Finally, the show ends after two encores making it well past 1:00 AM. The kids and Robin are buzzing, so he can't be too mad, but he's ready to get something to eat and drive them all home. Technically there's two days of the festival, but they only had enough money to shell out for the first day.

It's when they're in line for food that Eddie seeks out Steve. Usually people standing in front and not moving is a surefire way to piss Eddie the fuck off, but this guy was so pretty and looked so sweet looking at his friends next to him he was instantly smitten.

He walks over with a kind of jackass rockstar swagger that immediately sets Steve off. He smells like sweat and his hair is a huge frizzy mess and he says "Hey sweetheart, why don't you let me buy you something?"

Steve just gives him an unimpressed look while the party is in various states of shock, crosses his arms, and says "Only if you want to pay for all these shitheads too. They're like a pack of feral chipmunks and I'm not looking forward to paying their bill."

This is not at all the response Eddie expects. He's famous! He's used to people getting flustered and tripping over themselves to be in his orbit! Sue him! But he's immediately charmed and agrees to pay for everyone and ends up coming with them to eat around Steve's car, entertaining the kids when he'd rather lean up on the side of Steve Robin hasn't already claimed for herself.

By the end of the night Eddie is convinced Steve is the one for him, the man of his dreams and is determined to woo him. He asks for Steve's number which Steve agrees to give, but promises Eddie he won't be easy to please.

Eddie is more than up for the challenge.

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A sort of part two has been created 😊

[girldadbuckley]