#the monsters aftg

[crows-and-crumbs]

Shhh they’re sleeping…

[jeanmrow]

the monsters going to the club but instead of the GS or maserati it’s a clown car and nothing is different

[deersiderare]

I love that the monsters got to experience 2008 The Fame Lady Gaga in Eden's Twilight.

[notacluedo]

my @aftgsecretsnowflake for @szecretary sorry it’s not very Christmassy 😔

[nothatsmi]

The foxhole court, chapter five

First books monsters were something really.

On an aftg reread, which is very useful to survive school these days. Currently into the raven king, i'll make more fanart cause this brings me so much joy (which - idk what it tells about my mental state). If you have suggestions on what I should draw next I'm taking em.

[allfortheslay25]

Monsters pregame:

[james-farrow-did-nothing-wrong]

Some amazing things are happening in twitter right now

[ivlu]

Neil Josten:

[allfor-thegames]

jean: *panicking on the phone to wymack*

neil: *gently taking the phone* "i got him, coach"

coach: why the fuck is neil in california?

[toramirr]

Vodka and Red Bull

[eatsbooks]

we know renee made a deal with andrew to protect the rest of the foxes outside of his core group, so do you think her guilt rivaled neil’s for failing to keep seth alive? do you think she would stare at the ceiling at night in the days after, unable to even close her eyes to pray for seth’s soul because she kept seeing his face stamped into the backs of her eyelids? do you think her chest would seize so tightly she couldn’t breathe when she heard allison’s muffled sobs from their bedroom? do you think she couldn’t meet andrew’s eyes for fear of the judgment nestled beneath his manic grin, his bored glances? do you think she took her knife out of her drawer sometimes, turned it over, over, over, swore to herself that she would not lose another one — she would not lose another one, all her fault, all her fault, all her fault?

[crows-and-crumbs]

So I finished a piece for the frist time in like… five months, and while I’m not super happy with it, I am happy to have at least made something! Artblock is a bitch and sometimes it’s about creating even if you aren’t perfectly happy with the things you make!

Anyways, here’s some post-workout Andriel, having a smoke in the window and Andrew is whipped for one idiot Rabbit

[very-small-giant]

they’re trying to order some ice cream

[bellflowerpuddle]

 I love powerpoint night things lol i thought id try my hand

Matt: aw no big deal man

Allison: wdym places youve slept??

Nicky: do we finally get to know all the countries youve lived in?? omg

Neil: um

Nicky: oh

Aaron: wtf where else would you sleep

Kevin: is that andrews bed

Dan: i feel like that ranking is a little high but whatever

Allison: why is that chair in the woods

Neil: ok next slide

Andrew: nice

Renee: oh it is a nice view

Aaron: how tf did you get up there

Matt: WHY did you get up there

Allison: how does that have a 6/10 neil how low are your standards

Andrew: pretty low

Nicky: what

Neil: oh yeah that one was a hassle

Nicky: ALMOST FELL??

Neil: woops

Aaron: smells like what

Andrew: junkie

Kevin: that is not what a locker room is for

Dan: whose locker room is that??

Dan: ON A? ON A TRUCK???

Matt: how did you even get up there?

Renee: actually thats really impressive

Neil: thanks :)

Nicky: we're not gonna talk about the 'almost fell' again? or the 'yelled at'?

Andrew: whats to talk about

Nicky: no comment

Dan: i think we need to start considering the possibility that neil has superpowers

Kevin: climbing trees is childsplay

Allison: yeah but sleeping in them?? without falling??

Nicky: its important to note that this one does not say 'almost fell'

Neil: i was surprisingly secure

Matt: wdym 'kind of obvious'

Neil: when you see someone sleeping in a tree thats pretty suspicious

Andrew: have you met yourself

Neil: and i try not to draw attention to myself, yknow father and mafia and all

Andrew: have you met yourself

Allison: not surprised about the beef with squirrels tho

Renee: neil when did you get good at climbing

Neil: its a talent

Aaron: surprisingly high rating again, are we sure neil knows how rating works

Allison: EW YOU SLEPT THERE?

Nicky: neil...honey...

Neil: it was one time guys

Dan: at least this is the worst one right neil

Neil:

Dan: right neil?

Nicky: i am very concerned for you neil

Aaron: how tf do you even manage that

Renee: we're not gonna talk about the fact that he passed out ??

Dan: this rating i can understand at least

Allison: no. no this is where i draw the line

Kevin: this and not the stairs or the alley?

Nicky: its the fact that this is rated higher than either of those for me

Matt: your lack of self preservation skills still astounds me

Neil: try before you deny

Aaron: fuck no

Neil: coward

Renee: well wasnt that just a great presentation guys

Dan: neil please have a sleepover with us

[yourgalgremlin]

The Monsters would have clocked Andrew’s crush on Neil from the way that man willingly wasted his cigarettes on him.

Just imagine Aaron, Nicky, & Kevin watching Andrew light Neil his Emotional Support Cigarette™️ for the first time. Andrew, who doesn’t share anything. Whose pack of cigarettes is on the “do not touch” list with his car keys. Who’s pulled a knife on ppl for grabbing his lighter (including Nicky.) Who just…lights this 5’3 ginger a “just to hold” cigarette, like it’s nothing, like it’s normal.

They wouldn’t be able to keep their shit together. They’d ask Neil what his intentions are, someone would get maimed, there would be blood everywhere. It would be chaos.

[sunriseabram]

Andrew humanised Neil. Not the other way around.