#so no man we're not ''cool''
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genuinely sorry about all the dndposting recently it hasn't even been interesting but i'm so desperate to dm. i've got storytelling skills!!! i've got improv skills!!! i want to build a story around characters!!! i want to see what players do with what i give them!!!
#i want to get good at planning combat encounters too#i'm sad that the first group didn't work out#it really could have been great#but also. thank FUCK it didn't work out i need to get away from those people.#earlier the person that has basically only been condescending to me was like#''hey are we cool?''#because i never responded to his shitty condescending message#like no bitch we're not cool. shut the fuck up.#you have permanently ruined my opinion of you.#which may be harsh#but you need to understand he's an experienced dnd player and dm. started several dnd clubs#and did Not help me out at all#and when i was like ''hey man you're the experienced player here can you help me out''#he was like ''well i'm doing EVERYTHING i can. it's just a shitty way of life that the dm has to do everything''#(''everything'' means things i genuinely could not do by myself. things that were explicitly a group effort)#and he kept being like ''this is stressing you out let's take a break''#fucker i didn't need a break i needed HELP. i wasn't even stressed#i was pissed off#and INCREDIBLY reasonable the entire time. this sounds like biased bullshit i know#but the worst things i said were like#''hey guys i'm really looking forward to this but i can't do everything by myself i need some help''#''don't you wish you had a proactive player in your groups?''#and ''if you leave a date blank on the calendar i just have to assume that it's free. that's why we have the calendar''#so no man we're not ''cool''#also talking down to me is the easiest way to get me to dislike you. it's like a speedrun#''i don't think it's your fault. i don't think it's anyone's fault :)"#bro it very clearly is SOMEONE'S fault. definitely not mine.#fuck that guy#persimmon's rambles
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Okay sense everything we know about the Characters in episode 2 is now Untrue I'm just gonna make shit up for these two in particular because I love them
They're a couple, not married but together for a while now
Cole's in his mid to late 50s, Doddy's in his early 60s
Cole is divorced, it was very amicable (he realized he was gay after getting married to his wife, she was understanding)
He also has a daughter who was less understanding about it as a kid. She's sense got over it but they still don't see eachother often
Doddy's spent a lot of his life in casual situationships, this is his first real serious relationship
It's also an open relationship
They both have a massive celebrity crush on York. When they got this job they argued over who would play the Murderer for days
It was eventually the show coordinator (The woman Eugene is talking to at the end, she doesn't get a name card and I am STRUGGLING to find someone who says her name verbally) who assigned Doddy the role because "He looks more like a Butler"
Cole did take all the photos they used as props, his reaction to being complimented was genuine
That's all. If they come back later in the season with more characterization instead of just actors than so be it. These are just my thoughts right now. Old man Yoai.
#Drawtectives#Doddy Timbers#Cole Parotic#Drawtectives season 3 Spoilers#Just read that comment on the video about how all their names are Anagrams this season instead of puns#Which is fantastic and also terrible because I am shit at anagrams#But they're so cool#I'm just gonna have to read all the comments I guess kfgdfjhgdj#The fact that we're struggling to decipher Doddy's name tho gives me hope he might come back later#And his anagram name will be more relevant to his second role#But that's just speculation. Who knows.#Anyway. Woe Drawtectives Old Man Yoai be upon yee
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made that template for three :3 venchiya rundown!!! more in tags if u care
#i have lots of aus for us but this is the og venchiya au#where i have a studio and work downtown and they live downtown so i actually see them all the time#i would watch them from 3 stories up bc they intrigued me#always thought they were a cute couple but the red guy looked like he was being followed against his will even tho they did everything tgtr#heard a commotion one late night in the studio and saw the red guy beating the fuck out of someone in the alley across the street#locked eyes with black haired guy and he waved and smiled like a freak and i just kept drawing#started doing sketches of them when i was supposed to be working on bigger projects#passed by them one day on my way to work and black haired one said hello. i ignored him#one day i'm asked to give a private tour at the gallery and i come downstairs and it's them#red hair guy does not gaf#black haired guy asks thoughtful questions and seems to care about art but is a bit unsettling to me#i dont think much of it until he starts showing up more frequently and alone#the interactions are pleasant but i cant shake what i saw that one time so i tell security to be wary of him from then on#and i stop staying late in the studio for a few weeks#fast forward 8 months and we're not friends not dating but some secret third thing where i'm always at their apartment#we kiss cuddle and have sex but theres no labels but i refuse to see anyone else and i know neither of them are either#also to touch on takiishis sexuality he did not know that and doesnt gaf that is my conclusion after spending lots of time with him#his closet is in no way gendered he wears whatever he wants and if he gave af to label it he'd be nb#i think hes very cool and he intrigues me and i like going shopping with him and getting our nails done together#i stay at theirs a lot despite having my own place bc i like spending mornings with takiishi#and i assume if he didnt like to then he wouldnt sit at the table with me...or maybe hes just food motivated#i like his mystery#we are alone together in the mornings because endo goes to the gym in the morning and then he comes back all sweaty and sexy#ok ive exhausted everything i wanted to talk about thank u for ur time and for reading if u made it this far#mwah love u all#venchiya <3#wait also to be clear endo is still using random women's cards in this au i'm def not giving that man my money#LOL
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"When Jack was dying, I - I made a deal to save him."
"You what?"
"The-the price was my life. When I experienced a moment of true happiness, the Empty would be summoned and it would take me forever."
"Why are you telling me this now?"
"I always wondered, ever since I took that burden, that curse, I wondered what it could be, what - what my true happiness could even look like. And I never found an answer. Because the one thing I want.. it's something I know I can't have. But I think I know- I think I know now. Happiness isn't in the having, it's in just being. It's in just saying it."
"What are you talking about, man?"
"I know. I know how you see yourself, Dean. You see yourself the same way our enemies see you. You're destructive, and you're angry, and you're broken. You're "daddy's blunt instrument." And you think that hate and anger, that's... That's what drives you, that's who you are. It's not. And everyone who knows you sees it. Everything you have ever done, the good and the bad, you have done for love. You raised your little brother for love. You fought for this whole world for love. That is who you are. You're the most caring man on Earth. You are the most selfless, loving human being I will ever know. You know, ever since we met, ever since I pulled you out of Hell... Knowing you has changed me. Because you cared, I cared. I cared about you. I cared about Sam, I cared about Jack... but I cared about the whole world because of you. You changed me, Dean."
"Why does this sound like a goodbye?"
"Because it is. I love you."
"Don't do this, Cas."
"Cas-"
"Goodbye, Dean."
"What?"
#the bite back of anger of stress in deans 'why are you telling me this now?'#the confusion in deans 'what are you talking about man'#this whole thing#dean shaking his head after cas said 'i love you'#WHICH COULD MEAN SO MANY THINGS??#like it could be read 'you couldnt love me knowing me'#or 'not now. not here. please not now. not when we're both about to die.'#i love this show so much#spn#destiel#supernatural#castiel#dean winchester#spn 15x18#supernatural 15x18#15x18 despair#yes i included the barely audible 'what'#im cool like that#(probably autistic)
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argentinian spider-oc !! :D
#used a different brush for this one#it looks cool#“avis why is she wearing the argentina flag in her shirt if her suit already has its color” because we're prideful like that#argentina el mejor país (ignoren la economía)#spidersona#?? ig... I'm not sure if it counts#I didn't mske it to be me specifically#it could be a self insert ig#i uh. i have no idea how sonas work. is it obvious?#original character#oc#spider-man#across the spiderverse#atsv#my art#art#digital art#avis draws#argentina#this is an old one#wait have i already posted it??#pls tell me I haven't that'd be so embarrassing
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Sophie Oliveira-Shepard Alenko-Oliveira and Kaidan Alenko-Oliveira - ME3 (3/?) "What would I do without you?" "You'll never have to find out." Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021)
#mira makes gifs ✨#sophie shepard#kaidan alenko#shenko#mass effect#mass effect 3#me3#dailygaming#otp: you’re real enough for me#i've got shenko on the brain this week so i'm back with more gifs :) carlot this time baby!#this set is just a little bit important to me since carlot was the first thing i ever made gifs of :)#and it's cool to see how different soph looks in the like... year it's been since the last time i made gifs of it#how much closer i've been able to get her to the version of her that exists in my head and put that actually in game. it's nice for me :)#ANYWAYS - THE RANT (as usual)#the reason why soph doesn't have a lot of banter is because her brain fritzed out when kaidan showed up in infiltrator armor :)#that's the set she always wears so her brain started making dial up noises when he showed up with it on :)#something something thigh holster arms and definitely ass#conversely kaidan also flipped his shit when showed up in thigh high boots and a leather jacket#it's just the spider-man pointing meme of them losing their shit at what the other person is wearing and trying to focus but failing#kaidan's little nickname comment is because she has a very specific nickname for him that she always uses :)#it's bússola :) compass in portuguese since that's what she got her little tattoo behind her ear for :)#i've always hc'ed the citadel DLC as after TRW. this is probably pretty soon after it with cat-6 wanting to move in during recovery efforts#and something something soph chops all her hair off during her recovery for undisclosed reasons#anywho carlot isn't the most canon since they meet up earlier together and dom is the one they meet on the carlot but i love carlot so :)#we're going to pretend that kaidan is carrying her cobra since giving him his eagle was a pain in the save i used for this lmao#i’ll stop using the tags as my canon TEDtalk space now :) have a good day like always friend 💙
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Interesting little thing, Sorn and Nym Orlith's names can both be found in the "male" section of drow names from Dragon Magazine (Sorn meaning enchanted or spell, Nym meaning skeleton or skull, and possibly Orly-th meaning Guild of Challenges).
Sorn says they fled because male drow are treated like dogs. At first I figured it meant his sister went with him for a genuine care of her brother and twin (and perhaps still is the case) but I wonder if Nym is trans and transitioned after leaving the Underdark but kept her name.
#bg3#sorn orlith#nym orlith#bg3 drow#drow#bg3 meta#im on board any reason to trans a character#i was looking up drow names for a dnd character and thought 'wouldnt it be cool if bg3 uses this'#nere could be neer meaning root or strong#dhourn could be dhaun meaning infested or plague#which interestingly is a gender neutral name#min and thara meaning lesser glyph/rune#dhourn says hes third born. third born sons are sacrificed unless one of the two older brothers died#OR. he could be ftm#being trans in drow society could have so many interesting implications.#was nym not allowed to transition into a 'higher' status? is dhourn 'allowed' because he transitioned into a 'lesser' status?#did dhourn leave his house because he ended up being a third born man who Wasnt sacrificed to lolth?#i have so many delicious trans drow thoughts.#you know#im not even sure if we're told dhourne is a man. we can tell him to respect us if we play as a drow woman#but i assume enby drow would have lesser status to a cis drow woman.#the implications are interesting.
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*regarding the post about getting set up for a date* yknow the saying in for a penny in for a pounding or however it goes
(no but I’m really happy to see your excited, hope everything goes well)
LMAO
#ong thank you i needed that laugh badly#im actually excited he seems like a cool dude. we are still texting and i have NO idea how to do this#i don't foresee getting my back blown out tbh but its been fun knowing theres an actual world out there#and that ive missed it dearly#this man is so charming im feeling things about it. like im. idk. IT FEELS WEIRD MAN. but its so fun!!!#hes also kinda fresh out of a long-term relationship so i think we're both feeling a bit ???? bc its very soon for both of us#but yeah. its fun. i feel...perky. LMAO
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real suffering is learning that the awesome pretty girls in your chem class are also into starkid and you have no way to drop that you know what that is without it being completely out of the blue <//3 i'll just have to settle for liking all of their starkid innit reposts <///3 woe is me
#what's rlly funny is that i don't swear or anything#and keep rejecting everyone who asks me out#so there's this like. image around me at school that i'm ridiculously innocent#which is fair enough in most cases (modern slang & sex references are so weird)#but also it'd be so funny to see their reactions to finding out i listen to like#dirty girl and take off your clothes#& i watch stuff like abstinence camp completely of my own volition#one of then was shocked enough about me listening to heathers#i want her to learn that i too know all the choreo to cup of roasted coffee and every word in npmd <3#LOOK I THINK WE'RE ALL DOING A LEVELS AT THE SAME PLACE#THEY'RE SO COOL AND SMART AND PRETTY AND THEY'RE??? NICE TO ME????#it's crazy#i want to be their fren :)#i feel like if i got into a conversation sith them about starkid i would go so off the rails though#the least normal about it ever#starkid#starkid productions#starkid npmd#tgwdlm#team starkid#hatchetfield#starkid musicals#black friday starkid#trail to oregon#starkid twisted#holy musical b@man#firebringer#etc etc etc#i wonder if they've seen spies are forever..#starkid innit
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me: man idk I'm kinda out of stuff I wanna paint or play when it comes to Warhammer, I already have all the models I ever wanted and I don't like the new stuff so much :(
Games Workshop: here's WH40k Fulgrim
me: :)
#personal#ngl this is a dream come true#my legionnaire KT is fake Emperor's Children#they're my pink babies#and now we're getting the man himself and he looks so cool#fulgrim#wh40k#warhammer#warhammer 40k#horus heresy#emperor's children
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I had the privilege of drawing an EXTREMELY COOL drow/dhampir gunslinger for a secret santa art trade last month! This is Vesper, who belongs to Fiaphee/Fiaphy.
#I made sketches of 3 characters and made the project host pick which one I should finish gnjfkdlnkjhn all of Fia's characters are SO COOL-#AND BEAUTIFULLY DESIGNED#I went SO FAR out of my comfort zone with this one#A little too far - I had to rein in the colors to a selection I could actually work with ngjkfndhnjgfkldh#I was deeply inspired by ghostember/emmett's work#EVERYONE GO DRAW A COWBOY! DRAW SOME MOUNTAINS!#Man I didn't want to wait to post this but like....now we're going back to my stuff from 2 years ago again ngjfkdnskhjl#digital painting#drow#dhampir#dnd#dungeons and dragons#gunslinger#western#cowboy#yeehaw#fiaphee#fiaphy#vesper tohme
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thinking about that time in history class where i didn't know the answer to a question asking something like "who was the man that did blah blah blah in blah blah blah" so i just said fuck it, wrote "john" because all guys back then were named john, and turned it in
and i got it right
#fuck history class#just give me the abridged version#white man conquers everyone else suffers for it#eventually theres some form of equality but still not really#and some fancy papers were signed in 1776#cool! thanks for the info! can i learn how to do taxes or budget my finances to be a functioning adult?#and yeah. ok. history is important#especially history that SOME PEOPLE cough white guys cough don't want taught#but that's literally not what we're learning about in school#instead the one thing i can accurately recall WITHOUT having watched hamilton#is that elections used to be done with huge parades and parties and shit#log cabins and cider#which meant that they drove around floats and gave people a bunch of alcohol#so that they would vote for them as “normal people” and not just war heroes#...that's the takeaway#anyway that was offtopic#thank you for coming to my ted talk#history#school#ap us history#us history
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For the first time in a good few years, I'm pleased to announce that I am designing a brand new line of robot master OCs for a faux Mega Man project like Mega Man Ultimate— and while I'm still a little ways in revealing the bigger details, I really wanted to post art I drew of my latest fanon robot master... the effervescent Dazzle Woman! 💛🧡✨
#⭐ Star's Art ⭐#Mega Man#Megaman#Rockman#Dazzle Woman#HDN-002#Hot Dice Numbers#Mega Man OC#Megaman OC#Robot Master OC#Medibang Paint Pro#Coolness#''And... we're live!''#I've had concept art of Dazzle Woman sitting around for a little while now and just yesterday I thought#''I have everything I need. Why not just hook up my tablet and design her in full?''#And so... I didn't.#I ended up drawing this entire thing by mouse. W h o o p s i e s !#I'm super proud of Dazzle Woman's overall presentation. She came out looking exactly how I've been envisioning her in my head#And while I'm holding off on details for the rest of her line I will say they all are themed around themes underutilized in Mega Man canon#I thought a diva television host robot master would be fun... so... Dazzle Woman!#Sometime very soon I will be spriting her as well as a portrait. I have a very specific pose I want her to be in...#We'll see if I can pull it off! 💙🏳️⚧️✨
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I keep on seeing people mention how they want to see another Davy Back Fight during the Final Saga, and while I'm 10000% sure we won't see another Davy Back Fight
Unironically
I think a Davy Back Fight between the Strawhats and Cross Guild could be fucking hysterical
Especially because like. Buggy could totally challenge Luffy intentionally, desperately hoping that either Luffy will save HIM from Crocodile and Mihawk, OR that Luffy ends up taking Croc and Hawk into his crew if he wins
(Sidenote, DBF is normally only about exchanging crewmates and stealing pirate flags, but could you imagine if Buggy could demand to have Luffy's copies of the Road Poneglyphs if he won? Hell, I imagine Buggy could probably get away with innitiating the challenge regardless because once it's on, it's on, and surely his men would be so riled up Croc and Hawk would know there'd be no way to stop it anymore even though Buggy's not the true boss. But just to keep Croc and Hawk from trying to murder him on the spot Buggy could maybe suggest taking the Poneglyph copies as if it were a part of his plan from the begining)
And you know if Buggy challenged Luffy into a DBF Luffy might just accept??? Because it could be fun (in Luffy's mind)??? And it could be kind of on-brand for him to jump in on a challenge like that???
And yes
The idea of Luffy winning against Cross Guild in a DBF, resulting in fucking Mihawk and Sir Crocodile joining the Strawhats would be fucking hysterical man, and that alone makes me kinda want it
#Moon posting#OP Meta#Cross Guild#It's just that between CrocHawk and Buggy I honestly don't think Luffy would want Buggy on his crew#See: Luffy calling Buggy a loser#I mean I don't think he'd want Crocodile on his crew either#I could see Zoro being like ''hey let's grab Mihawk it'll be funny as hell'' and the others maybe being cool with it#And I could imagine them taking Galdino and Daz Bones too before even considdering Crocodile#Also hey this is where we once again get to the ''how does Luffy actually feel about Crocodile right now?'' question#Because. Under circumstances like these. I could see Luffy choosing Crocodile for his crew.#If for no other reason than *Oda being able to make it as funny as fucking imaginable*#The thing is that Cross Guild is an Evil Organization Under A Yonkou and not really a Pirate Crew???#See: Chairman Buggy and not Captain Buggy#But??? I mean the opportunity for comedy could allow for some bending of the rules???#I just think it'd be hysterical man#Mainly because it'd be humiliating for Crocodile and Mihawk and arguably they'd slightly deserve it after bullying Buggy so much#ALSO we could avoid having Cross Guild fight the Strawhats entirely and that'd be cool lmao#But alas. As much as I'd love the leisure of a funny arc like this. Don't think we're gonna get one. But it could be so funny
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skyglow:







(alternative title: photo dump of a midnight desert run)
#photography#Ford's Art#color says shit#it was either go on a twelve mile run or re-download grindr and get absolutely blasted so I went with the more responsible option.#b because damn I'm feeling it tonight. or at least I was before the run. I need to shower and then I'll cook dinner and go to bed satiated.#I did also jerk off under the bridge and then piss on someone's flowers on the way home. gotta get those animal instincts out somehow right?#anyway I've successfully vented most of my manic energy and a cold shower will finish it off and then we're good.#the mood meds have been helping a lot. last time I got hit with this kind of a mood I came out of it with huge bite marks and chlamydia.#and I haven't been feeling it nearly as bad this time so that's nice. more like a restless dog and less like a caged wolf thirsty for blood.#yes I'm making references to Call of the Wild again deal with it.#anyway sorry to anyone who sees this from the tags and not because you follow me. you didn't sign up for this lmao.#also. this is why I can't be a binary trans woman. this night photography shit is the most gay-man thing ever and I enjoy it.#I was doing it before my last boyfriend but he got me even more into it.#anyway bye I'm gonna go shower and then eat food. I've been hungrier more recently.#between the meds and the hrt my appetite is bigger and I'm gaining weight with the hrt fat redistribution which is cool and good.#I want to be a healthy weight and maybe even a lil chonky? we'll see we'll see.
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Who the fuck even took this picture? And may I worship the ground they stand on, like thank you for your service.
#Sab talks#I am once again tempted to change my icon like someone control me#but it's so hard to resist when every other day we're getting bangers like this#man is just too damn fine and so fucking cool
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