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My new years celebratory art with Qi Ring and Guzi going on a dumb little adventure together <3
#idrk what to call this#it’s going well thanks#love how feral I made qi ring look#quiz probably has the most adorable laugh but in my head qi ring sounds like a chain smoker so his laugh is probably horrendous to hear#so don’t make him laugh#ain’t quiz adorable tho#tried finding some wholesome found family fics between those two and I was faced with incest and smut despite the filters I put it through#so that’s why I don’t read fanfiction yall#if any of you dare sexualize Guzi one more time I’m making sure earth stops orbiting the sun and there will be no more new year for you#art catastrophe#tgcf#qi Rong#tgcf fanart#qi Rong fanart#qi Rong and Guzi#night touring green lantern#mxtx#mxtx fanart#Guzi#Xie Lian#Hua Cheng#hualian#shi qingxuan#xianle quartet#xianle#crimson monsoon#crimson monsoon art tag
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AU where Steve hears that his girlfriend is cheating on him with the town freak but never suspects it’s with his good friend Jonathan.
So now, Eddie had a sad jock at his door threatening to beat him up but like, through tears. A lot of tears. He’s crying pretty hard and it’s getting really awkward.
#Tommy and Carol in the car during all this like: fuck him up Stevie. get him!#meanwhile Steve is shaking crying throwing up like: pleas stop kissing my girlfriend#it’s so shocking that Eddie blurts out: dude I’m gay#and Steve just cries more like: You don’t even like her!?! why are you doing this to me???#Wayne makes him bring Steve inside because they have neighbors and this is weird even for Eddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#(if you ever wonder if these posts make me laugh. this one did)
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I think the person who would be most upset about a Batlantern situation wouldn’t be, like, Clark or any of the more Bruceward members of the Justice League. I think it would be Ollie, and the argument about it would become just utterly irrational from the word go like
Ollie: well fuck Hal if you wanted that many step kids I’m RIGHT. HERE.
Hal: you’re basically married!
Ollie: and I love my almost wife that’s not the point!
Hal:
Bruce, smug: I guess I’m just a better sugardaddy than you, Queen
Ollie: whichever of your spawn taught you that is dead to me
[Titans Tower, the game room]
Dick:
Roy:
Kyle:
Dick: something just happened
#I don’t go to lanterns well enough to actually write a fic of this#but the concept was making me laugh#Batlantern#bruce wayne#hal jordan#oliver queen#batman#Green lantern#green arrow#also I don’t go to Bruce well enough to write him unless its with other people I know so Batlantern isn’t my strong suit#but I like the concept there#dc#dc comics
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Book Fiyero: *immediately recognizes Elphaba and stations himself at the backdoor to prevent her from evading him, stalks her halfway across town to her aerie (even though at that point in time she was only a college friend he hadn’t seen in five years), insists on seeing her again, instinctively goes to comfort her when she first cries, gets sucked into increasingly deep and fraught conversations with her about collateral damage and freedom fighter terrorism, calls her the “most individual, the most separate, the most real” DURING AN ARGUMENT, says he adores Elphaba’s looks IN THAT SAME ARGUMENT, doesn’t understand Elphaba’s “being born with a talent or an inclination for goodness is the aberration” comment because (implied) he sincerely believes Elphaba isn’t evil, changes his mind about the plight of the Animals all by himself but doesn’t mention it to Elphaba because he is afraid she would distance himself from him, buys scarves for both his wife and Elphaba even though only Elphaba likes scarves, is so concerned for Elphaba and her dangerous Lurlinemas Eve mission that he stalks her instead of staying at his club or just leaving town altogether, and is so worried about her that he returns to the aerie just to see her*
Also Book Fiyero: Am I in love with Elphaba?
#😭😭😭😭😭😭#wicked#wicked meta#wicked book#faeyero#fiyeraba#re reading wicked and i am crying#maybe the musical was right all along in making him the scarecrow#jk fiyero’s wicked smart no pun intended#i think he was protecting himself subconsciously from heartache#because he had sarima and the kids#if he got in too deep with elphie…well…#but sarima believing he was a little in love with glinda makes me laugh so hard. so off base#honestly the intensity with which fiyero just latched onto elphaba when he sees her again. real I'M NOT GOING TO LOSE HER AGAIN vibes#it almost makes me wonder#because it’s been five years dude#crope saw her too#but he didn’t stalk her halfway across town just to say hi#and he knew her for much less time than glinda boq crope AND tibbett. they literally had only (1) line of dialogue during the shiz years#don’t get me wrong#typically when you have to ask yourself if you love that person the answer is usually no#but i think in this case actions speak louder than words#no shade to musical fiyero btw he also got the sauce. especially bailey!fiyero oh god#but book fiyero is something else#‘my wife is from nest hardings’ ELPHABA WAS BORN IN NEST HARDINGS#he could have said ‘my girlfriend or friend or cousin’ but nooo it had to be wife#also the fact that he refused to sleep with sarima’s sisters or be unfaithful to sarima because he didn’t want to compromise his power#but then sleeps with elphaba when she sheds (1) tear#i’ll shut up now
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I should find another hobby
Anyway, if Merlin was set in modern times, Arthur would have called Merlin his “gay awakening”.
#arthur’s mind in this moment (probably)#‘what the fuck is a stab with a magical sword anyway’#‘let me kiss merlin’#‘let’s smooch’#‘let’s go back to camelot and copulate’#‘why haven’t i done this before i mean WHATEVER I’M JUST DYING SO’#‘let’s make the best of my last few moments AM I RIGHT FELLAS’#‘come on merlin one small peck coME HERE’#and merlin’s thoughts (probably):#‘if you die without kissing me i will sentence you to death’#‘no hesitation’#‘put those pretty lips on minE COME ON ARTHIE’#merlin’s thought as he waits for arthur’s return (probably)#‘i’ll kill him again. what the fuck does thank you even mean’#‘bro be for real we’re just gay’#‘we were supposed to bed each other and you died in my arms instead’#‘pretty dramatic if you ask me’#if you didn’t notice i’m going insane#merthur#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon#merlin bbc#i’ll probably delete it later because i don’t feel that sure about it but i wanted a laugh#i made this out of desperation for the finale since i finished my rewatch#please send help
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Wait… so if Stolas doesn’t have any powers..
AND if he starts working for IMP…. Especially if he might be a target for imp kind…
Does that mean we r going to get an epic Blitzo Teaches Stolas How To Fight Sequence???
I need to see Stolas go toe to toe with someone and their like
“Ah ha ha! I gotcha! whatcha gonna do without all your fancy magic bullshit??? You’ve got no powers to help you now!”
And Stolas just tuts and whips out a fucking GUN
(He’s like “well no, but I’m mighty good with guns now. Dance bitch!”) (Blitzo wipes away a proud tear)
#LIKE HELLO#STOLAS WITH A GUN IUST MAKES ME LAUGH SO KUVU#SOMEONE DRAW IT PLS SOMEONE EDIT IT PLS#ILL DO ANYTHING HAAH#also a good training sequence would be so cool#just as Blitzo teaches him self defense#like I don’t think Stolas would become hells number one assassin but it would be cool for him to learn some moves#helluva boss#stolitz#blitzo#hellaverse#stolas#helluva boss blitz#blitzo x stolas#hazbin hotel#stolas goetia#blitzø#stolas x blitz
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does anyone else do the avpd thing where the more you like or care about someone, the more you subconsciously avoid them way more than you avoid other people (to the point of not even looking at them)?
because i do and i’m constantly terrified that the people i like and care about the most are going to think i hate them because my brain won’t let me act like i like them or engage with them at all. and it kills me that it’s not even a stretch for them to think i hate them because yeah, if i’m smiling at and even having little chats with other people but i can’t even look at them, it sure does look like i hate them, doesn’t it?
but it’s not like i’m making a conscious choice to avoid them or act cold toward them, it’s just an instinct that i don’t really even notice i’m slipping into again until it’s too late. in the moment, it feels just like my usual avoidance and it’s only once i’m with other people again that i realize how much of an asshole i was.
#this post was brought to you by me seeing one of my favorite patients back at the hospital and not even being able to say hi#luckily he’s a very chill guy and just made a joke about me not saying anything so i could apologize and laugh it off with him#and i genuinely don’t think he’s upset about it bc he makes it very clear when he’s upset#so i think apologizing and laughing it off together was really all that needed to happen#but i still feel awful#poss.speaks#avpd#actually avpd#actually avoidant#avoidant pd#avoidant personality disorder#cluster c
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“Haven’t You Noticed (I’m a Star)” from Steven Universe works so ridiculously well for Leo
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt headcanons#rottmnt leo#rise leo#listen it’s morning now and I haven’t slept so bear with me for the sudden unwarranted lyric analysis haha#a lotttt of the lyrics work so well for him#not even just the overall theme the words just work great#first lyric is literally ‘I can’t help it if I make a scene’ which is one to one with ‘Leo’s makin a scene’ from the rottmnt opening like-#‘I’m turning heads and I’m stopping traffic’ -> Leo has not made it a secret that he values his looks a LOT#-not just his looks but also his ability to get people’s attention#‘when I pose they scream when I joke they laugh’ -> I feel like this speaks for itself#-posing and joking for the crowd and himself#‘I’ve got them dazzled like a stage magician’ -> works both with Leo’s canonical love of magicians and his aptitude with tricks in general#‘well everybody needs a friend and I’ve got you and you and you’ -> I just think it’d be cute to imagine his friends here just as his bros#‘I got you and you and you’ = ‘my brainy guy my smashing guy and eats peanut butter with his fingers guy’#‘haven’t you noticed that I’m a star?’ -> Leo loves attention and especially loves when his feats and efforts are acknowledged#+ he loves glam rock and sci-fi and being a champ and - listen he has a LOT of star symbolism with him#‘haven’t you noticed I made it this far’ - Leo is well aware of how dangerous situations get and thinks himself only a part of a whole#-so hey it’s notable that he’s survived this long yeah?#‘now everyone can see me burning’ -> self-sacrificing with his family bearing witness + all his star and flame symbolism in general#+ how attention naturally goes to him - including bad attention where his mistakes are highlighted and burn bright#also even the limo lyric-#obviously this boy has never and will never own a limo but one of his main secondary colors IS pink so even that#okay that one is just a joke but he would#(on that note though I think the other colors the boys gravitate to outside THEIR color are fun to notice)#I don’t actually know too much about Steven universe beyond the songs and some eps but I like the music#and this just came to my tired mind so here you go anyone who’s interested#may draw something with these lyrics dunno yet#it’s a good song in any case even though it’s super short
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I was gonna go on a WHOLE rant ab how the boy I’m talking to is not making plans……. And then he texted me that he wants to see me
#The thing is like I’ve been here before#I’d love to take the reins but straight men are so weird like if you start#Doing that they’ll take advantage and start being lazy#It’s a little miserable tho bc I’m such a let’s just do it person#like I don’t like not taking the lead but I don’t like this guy enough to do that#Knowing it might get misconstrued into him thinking I wanna fuck him#This makes me laugh bc my lesbian friend was j telling me ab how watching satc is#Fascinating to her bc straight dating culture is totally lost on her#It’s lost on me TOO#It’s miserable.#but I fit the role perfectly bc I just don’t gaf
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Today Rose gave the Fourteenth Doctor a t-shirt that simply said “Spiders Georg.” He’s got no idea what it means, but it’s a gift from his favorite niece so of course he’s going to wear it.
#doctor who#fourteenth doctor#what’s fourteen up to#rose noble#based on how hard Rose and her friend laugh every time he wears it#he’s 95% certain he’s being made fun of#but he never remembers to look it up#Yaz sees it and loses her shit#literally falls over laughing#she’s the one that eventually has to explain it to him#Yaz is a Tumblr girlie I don’t make the rules#so is Ryan#they posted about their time with the doctor but people just assumed they were shitposts#or those stories that become tumblr lord#I’ve gotten off track#anyway the Doctor is Spiders Georg
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Why do I feel like based on the security reset card and the secret books Dream gave Techno in prison, that the Revival Books were literally just books titled Revival Book that said, “revival book” inside….
#as far as like actual lore wise and burned in lore… as far as the actual book it probably has stuff like rules in it since Dream talks abou#animals being one of the rules and the death book having rules so yeah… but I don’t know that just “t” at the back of the reset book just#had me laughing…#staged duo#dreblr#dsmp#dsmpblr#dream smp#c!dream#prison arc#c!stagedduo#random thoughts#and see now I’m imaging them staring at a mostly empty book in that lab… huh no wonder then needed to do so many tests lol gotta make sure#this scuffed knowledge actually works…#not me also imaging Dream one just straight up telling Quackity that the contents of the revival book are revival book and Q losing his shi#and dream just finding it so funny as Q hits him with the axe because he actually told the truth XD
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had some thoughts regarding the bastardization of Porky’s legacy in recent decades and thought they were perhaps interesting enough to relay here



#lt#it’s really infuriating reading the DC comics because. i forget the context but there’s one where Porky is just stuffing his face#and that’s supposed to be the gag like lol wow look at him drinking two sodas and eating all this stuff while he’s watching TV!!!!! laugh!!#and i wish i knew what they were trying to achieve because if they think they’re just matching the standards of the originals… no#and again not to say that the originals are some shining example of progressiveness. quite the opposite. you see it a bit even in the comic#i have with Bugs making smart remarks. but i swear it feels like they don’t realize Porky has an actual personality that people have been#endeared to and that’s why he’s lasted as long as he has rather than relying on the immediate buzzwords they think of#Porky has been done so wrong 💔#again TLTS is really guilty of all of this sorry i know i keep slandering it but
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I keep thinking about this one thing I regblogged a few days ago where it’s just descole on the verge of having a blood vessel pop in his head because he takes shit that personally and I’m giggling so bad
#Layton just pissing him off not even on purpose makes me laugh so bad#you have the most polite man alive and his number 1 hater#I don’t even know his deal but it’s so funny just thinking it’s all because he’s just a hater
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thanks for infecting me with marchil its so so fun to just see them pair themselves up in the background now
especially love how much she picks him up like a cat (and when he has the opportunity to do it to her too he just lugs her around like a sack of oats) gosh i love them they're so funny
YAAAAAA 🎉🎉 I’m so glad to hear it welcome to the sillies corner 🤝
THEY’RE SOOO SO FUNNY










They’re worsties that cannot get enough of each other
#Ask#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#dungeon meshi#marchil#MAKE IT MAKE SENSEEE they’re so ‘see u later bestie!! <3 … Can’t stand their fake ass smh’#Ppl get on Marcille’s case about teasing him about his age but I think most forget how teasing her is Chil’s mission & calling 24/7#-sends off an explosion near him- ‘Woah careful there!! Is he okay??!!’ ‘What are you a baby it’s just a lil explosion he’ll be fine’#Rest of the time: ‘CHIL ARE YOU OKAY OMIGOSH I’M COMING DON’T WORRY’#He laughs at her so so much. So often. They are united in haterism like ‘thank god we’re normal’ and then realize they are so obnoxious#I’ve been trying to think of funky ship names for them lately. Bc Short Fuse is taken by another ship from another fandom </3#None feel perfect but… Closed book. Magiclock. Detonation… Implode explode… Bc she makes boom booms and he undoes traps which blow up#Also he bottles his feelings up until he bursts hehe#Anyways. Just a short comp of the sillies#Compilation#Marcille donato#chilchuck tims
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feel like we could annoy megs by making out with him outta nowhere and then saying sum like "Oh i need to put the clothes in the dryer" a few times. Just to see what happens ya know? :D
wait this is so funny there’s a moment he pauses when he takes in what you’re saying but then you’re off with one last peck to presumably do your laundry but he grabs you before you can get up and he’s got that confused/offended/bothered look on his face like when nobara told him to show up to the diner to meet yuki, and he’s like “what’s this all about—what’s going on,” and he’s dead serious but you’re not which only adds to him being annoyed. he was having a good time making out and now you’re giggling at him and bringing up laundry, he’s about to have the fit of all time
also for the record you can annoy megumi with anything. he is a boy who is so Botherable i haven’t ever seen a man lose the idgaf wars as badly as him. all of the jjk boys are losers of these wars but megumi is the biggest loser boy who wants to be nonchalant so bad he ends up caring about everything all the time always
#anonymous#also something something you keep laughing and now he’s all -_- yeah yeah yeah laugh it up . it’s so funny 🙄#well yes! it is you little attention whore! you need affection like tinkerbell and it’s funny to see you wilt when you don’t get it 😁#also something something him getting you to bed and saying if you need to laundry sooooo bad you might as well make a mess of the sheets
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˚˖𓍢ִ໋🦢˚ 𝓻𝔂𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓶
there was an ache in my heart when i awoke in a strange, beautiful world that wasn’t my own. even as months turned to years, i still missed the familiar skies, the voice of loved ones and the home i had left behind. i wrote letters that went nowhere and whispered silent prayers that reached no one. it was like i was plucked from my own reality and placed in a world where i didn’t quite belong.
yet, as much as i longed for home, i was determined to learn in this new life. sumeru became my sanctuary and the akademiya, my solace. i learned their languages, customs, and secrets while sharing stories of the stars, landmarks, and beauty of my own world. the scholars listened, fascinated by the similarities and differences, but none more than al-haitham—a student assigned to guide me through this foreign land. he was a quiet presence. thoughtful and curious. he did not pity me.
and over time, he went from guide to peer to something more. over time, i wasn’t just seeking knowledge but also him. but what was the point? what was the point of falling for him if one day, i could just disappear—vanish back to my world, leaving him and teyvat behind? this could slip away at any moment. this might be as fleeting as a dream.
despite all reason, i still found myself loving him deeply. in a world that wasn’t my own, he had become my home.
𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐬: very slow burn, mutual pining, friends to lovers
𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐔𝐒: 22.10.22 | playlist | genshinverse ryu | home for christmas (fic) | moodboards
𝐀𝐑𝐓: silk & moonlight | modern au | akademiya days | season of love | minecraft |
#is this an intro… or a drabble…#i got carried away#did i really just isekai myself into the genshinverse?#yes#don’t laugh at me please !!!!#be kind please !!!#i loved the academic rivals to lovers thing i had going on but that backstory belongs to my oc nahla (who i had for haitham before#i decided to self ship with him)#for my s/i i found myself daydreaming about this scenario and it’s probably a bit too ambitious for genshinverse but hey#the power of fiction lets me do whatever i want!#and our dynamics still stays the same ^^ i just changed my lore. i rlly tried to keep this intro as short as possible#but i think there is something so deeply romantic about falling for someone despite there being so many barriers and crossroads#if i wasnt clear enough we meet as students! i can picture him watching me curiously from behind his book when i first enrol at the akademi#he could be pragmatic at first but over time he brings me things that remind me of my home. perhaps books that could comfort me or#asking questions to allow me to talk about it#not knowing whether or not i'll suddenly go *blip* makes every moment so precious#nothing better than finding your beacon of light in an unfamiliar place#*he* fell first *i* fell harder me thinks#because i was never going to open myself to love but did it anyway#anyway who’s even reading this far i should have like a certain emoji for people to comment if they’ve reach this point#maybe 🌎#selfships#selfship moodboard#my selfships#genshin self insert#self insert
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