#so absurd

[glue-enjoyer]

I saw somebody posting about how chases fandom wiki lovers section is foul but I lost it before I could reblog with houses equally atrocious one

Like???

[moonlightpirate]

Guys I'm going to tell you something so wild and so crazy I really don't think you will believe me.....did you know that in a buy one get one special you have to buy more than one item?!?!?! 🤯🤯🤯🤯

[pr]

if you think ai generated images are art unfollow me for real, block me even

[marlynnofmany]

#this one wins #now im imagining a fantasy fruit that's super rare and is fireproof #and the uber rich get armor made of the fruit's skin #it becomes a status symbol #and the fruit's just a slightly magicked version of a fucking pineapple

That would be so appropriate, given how rich folks in Britain actually treated pineapples when they were new and exotic. You could rent them as status symbols for parties. That's just about the right level of absurdity for a fireproof fruit.

[saintseiyasl]

Dude, i just power read through like 100 chapters of a romcom smutty manhwa and i had the time of my life wtf

[mercenaryg]

It's getting So Absurd, this world we live in.

[haveihitanerve]

I don’t think we, as a fandom, discuss how absolutely WILD it must have been for Tim to switch from idolizing Dick to having him literally being his brother who will casually chug a gallon of milk just to prevent Tim from getting any.

Like personally if fucking Zendaya or like Orlando Bloom showed up at my house and started treating me as a sister I would get WHIPLASH

[citizen-of-the-fandom]

Isn't Hockey like, the sport where officials forced a mascot on a team and they were like "fine but Grizzy is your problem now"

despicable

[bones-of-rabbit]

feed your partner a salamander

[emberglowfox]

birds of a feather

[lotus-pear]

charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️

[freefallintothevoid]

The real reason everyone makes fun of Dicks Discowing outfit is because he's the only one that can somehow pull it off

Every superhero and vigilante has has a costume like that at some point, something daring or a bit ridiculous that in hindsight that they just couldn't make work for whatever reason. Nightwing? The pretty motherfucker not only made it work, he slayed in that outfit. It looks ridiculous by itself on display in the batcave but not when Nightwing puts it on

The only reason Dick doesn't know this is because all his siblings have collectively gaslit him into thinking that it's his worst costume to date.

[mintaikk]

I fuck hard with Asexual Venom, but the idea of Venom, an alien whose species doesn't breed sexually and don't have concepts of sex, being sexually attracted to some boring sad and sweaty white guy he picked up on the streets is just so funny to me

[egophiliac]

we were fucking ROBBED

[yangjeongin]

HYUNJIN | 241208 • S-CLASS @ DOMINATE OSAKA

[pastabaguette]

why am i drawing the dancestors? i don’t even like any of them, except maybe damara

i don’t even know if aranea would even do this. i just thought the post was really, really funny and i wanted to draw something for it

horuss and rufioh would be the annoying pda couple that blocks your way when you’re trying to walk

sorry if i’m completely mischaracterizing everyone. i haven’t read openbound since i read homestuck.