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Chat I’m reading the killing eve book rn and I’m gonna be honest I went into this thinking it was lesbian Hannibal and I’ve come to the realization I fucking hate Luke jennings’ writing

Why is villanelle just like a cardboard cut out of a sexy woman who kills people…? Like every single scene she’s in revolves around sex somehow to the point it’s almost comical. Even Eve is like….so uninteresting and she’s supposed to be the lead like come on now. It even happens with women in the background! They’re so reductive I wanna scream

Also like is this seriously the best we can do with like sapphic representation in media????? I’m praying that the show is better / handled kinder / less weird bc I really do want to watch it but idk how much more I can take.

I was gonna end this with like “oh if they don’t kiss at the end I’m gonna be mad” but honest to god even if they do it will somehow manage to enrage me bc I can just tell it’s gonna be so fetishy and weird.

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i think this is the best show in the world

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It could change the very nature of our existence! Happy Threshold Day Everyone!

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did i tell u guys about how when i got my phone stolen i had to describe the case to the police. The case had a chibi sticker of Garak on it, because look at me.

So i showed him this cropped image and said “this is the sticker on the back” and he went “auuu… okauey…. un autocollant d'une jeune fille...”

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the face wilson makes when he's actually right and he comes home to house cooking Italian food and folding his fucking laundry like a 1950s housewife on lethal doses of valium

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"Oh, he's cinnamon role coded! He's so soft boi!"

OK. Is he Jesus Coded?

Cut the yaoi and get back to God.

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I went into House MD expecting some subtle gay undertones, because that's how fandom is, bread is Peeta's entire personality etc. etc. But no, House and Wilson are just exactly like that.

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They're replacing Santa claus with Laoganma Chilli Crisp this year

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Guys does anybody have any good fic recommandations for good omens? Like specifically more canon compliant post s2 stuff, a brother is struggling over here

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I finally finished season 2 of good omens and finally get what you people are so fucking angry about oh my god I’m going to explode

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queer rep is "wait... I like boys? but... I am one..." meanwhile queerbaiting is "I need you to tell me that my life was worthwhile, and... I need you to tell me that you love me"

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They lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

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Always thinking about that post that said that wilson and cuddy should've date just so house killed himself

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genderbent hilson edits, ive relapse on house md because my stupid amazing boyfriend got into it recently. btw does anyone have any good genderbend fic recs? the only ones ive come across make them STRIAGHT,,,,,