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If I am Convenient If I’m convenient Label here, smart code Bank states Alcohol and nicotine The provided Now allow the heroine Harris If I must be convenient Millions during Covid Feel don’t own the body If I am male Easy hero talking about you Less than female Trumpette So convenient I know, what do you know? Irregardless of your satire Follow me into Monday Be fore (We don’t need) On Tuesday You know the name That male live evil Trump Evil live Vance T.V. You know the name That male live evil Trump Evil live Vance T.V. You know the name That male live evil Trump Evil live Vance T.V. Future past med in hope Harris mending Scrapes and cuts Deleted out sciences Removed scenes Running at a hit target and allowing? The patrons on knolls of grasses Waiting for a glimpse I’m showing you all Put it together Here in convenience Grab tha piece (Not owning the body can do it also) Any human no matter Country If I am convenient Got to read Wordsbymm||mmybsdroW Mmybsdrow||wordsbymM May I digress That deviant on TV Trump had fake storms I had natural weathers Trump groped Vance never had had a conversation The tits just show I have questions? Tell me Donald! DJ JD Vacuous Two I know TV also As well as Concert coerced convinces Add played cons On Women Shh you Do you own body to the mouth? Female He protects while rolling in the garbage truck for you! (That vest only made me want candy corn) Can men be safe Around Trump? Not a comedian He didn’t even know! [You bussed in character!] Buster Not as bad as bitch! Right mister PR I’ll convene Here Say boy bitch (People ask) I’m talking directly To Garbage state-er and riders Of so said vehicle with hydraulics Pretty vested (Trump oral) @ a rally Punk T V and rubbish state-er .|. Prunts Can Trump name his Disciples? Haaa TRUMP track trash T +R tangerine racist And other orange juices Non O Julius Trick thrust Trump Happy after Halloween 🎃 After elections People spoke Will we have progress! Will we have America! Leave this in artcalledwrap Artcalledpourbrush I convenient
#land right here#artcalledwrap#i’m convinced#convenient#wordsbymm||mmybsdrow#discipline#orange juices#Julius orange#Orange Julius#slipped down#connecting#pourbymm#Artcalledpourbrush#deviant#remote science#grassy Knowles
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typical tavern scene
#dimension 20#fantasy high#fhjy#fabian seacaster#riz gukgak#adaine abernant#kristen applebees#figueroth faeth#gorgug thistlespring#got my version of this in lol. I feel like this is mandatory if u draw fh art#trying to remember whats on the menu at a typical swensen's. its been years since I last was at one#tho I am so absolutely unfamiliar with like elmville level of town scenery. just immediately drew from my own experience lmao#I used to think malls are the same everywhere.... but then I hear from my US friends and. wow they sure are not#mm. good day to reminisce a little bit. but I am now sleepy#not a lot to say abt this I think most of this is pretty straightforward. I did use this to test out some overlays in SAI2#that I never really touched. the talisman on fig's guitar case takes from the house protection talisman you'd put on the front door#and also I think kristen slipping while fully sat down is very funny and special. she means so much to me#okay. alright. I should really go to sleep. and tomorrow I should take my dang walk... see the sun#have a good night lads! enjoy ice cream
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Drake L continues
sorry its so long, endless L, final notes:
#mypost#kendrick lamar#drake#k.#long post#the funniest thing ever is ive seen drake fans going ''EVERYONE BELIEVES KENDRICKS CLAIMS BUT NOT DRAKES'' and someone said#''their reputations are their own making...''#LMAO. like yeah. between the two of them kendricks word is more trustworthy. he isnt the known liar teen liker two faced actor???#anyway my king pulled off a single man cancel operation on someone who is famous for slippery slipping out and protecting his image#pinned that man down....
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Mama's boy. twitter // ko-fi
#i was doing so good while drawing this#then slipping through my fingers came on my playlist#had to lay down for ten minutes after that#sokka#atla sokka#kya#atla kya#atla#avatar the last airbender
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up again
#baldurs gate 3#halsin#clover#cloverhoney#bg3#myart#fey...#Clover's used to staying awake and alert at night and sleeping a few hours during the day when he thought he could#It feels wrong to sleep at night#he never fully gets that deep slumber instead fluttering between sleeping and waking as if in a fever#until he snaps into consciousness with his body and mind screaming at him to run#and he doesn't feel like he can#sometimes he does#and sometimes he makes a little too much noise and Halsin wakes to bring him back down#Clover's fear isn't the remnant of a nightmare#Béla still walks the forest alive#as much festering obsession with the one who slipped his grasp as he is flesh and blood
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I keep seeing suggestions for Lestat on hot ones and fortunately there are lots of different fun versions of this.
Option 1: Lestat on hot ones in show where they give Sam the same mild sauce the whole time in increasingly frightening colors and everyone gets really confused and impressed that Lestat is so “inhuman” as to not be affected and he’s just like “yeah babe, I keep telling you, I’m a vampire”
Option 2: Lestat on hot ones in show where he cries and sweats blood as he gets through hotter ones to everyone’s terror and Lestat starts threatening Sean or asking how he thinks it would pair with human blood or something equally funny and insane
Option 3: Sam goes on hot ones for promo AS Lestat where he has the normal hot ones set but has to try and keep his shit together and keep up a French Accent and cunty laid back attitude as he suffers through the wings and answers questions.
Regardless, it seems hard to go wrong. AMC, I beg you.
#Lestat on hot ones#asking Sean if it makes the blood spicy#drinking blood instead of milk to cook his mouth down#or poor Sam slipping to Australian as he sweats and cries#lestat de lioncourt#Lestat#interview with the vampire#iwtv#amc iwtv#iwtv amc#the vampire lestat#sam reid#not spn#Meg mumbles
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more of the dapper lad! i Cannot get him out of my brain
#i sit down to draw dragons and/or ocs and OOPS my hand slipped its wally#hes so. bites him bites him bites him#but affectionately <3#but also with affectionate intent to maim <3#every time i feel like my feelings about him are starting to level out to a normal baseline....#....i feel a heart squeeze and im back to insanity#welcome home#scribble garnish#wally darling#welcome home wally#welcome home puppet show#also i am once again imaging that he is modeling for sally#this is alternatively titled 'consistency? dont know her'#his hair confuses me so much#no matter how many times i look at references or draw him it still baffles me#which way does it curl? how does it floof? fuck if i know!#yknow before i drew this i set out with the intent to put Other neighbors in schmancy outfits#and then i saw that colorblock shirt. and it all went downhill#its 2 am now.#i spent a solid hour making a fancy background but i scrapped it bc it was Too Much
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I like when nightwing has long hair but he should tie it up more often. I almost fell out of a tree once bc I didn’t tie my hair back and he fights crime for a living there’s no way he can see what he’s doing half the time. Plus braids are cute
#the tree story is basically the wind blew all my hair into my face while I was trying to climb down and I started slipping and couldn’t see#so I didn’t know where to get a better grip and had to hug a branch that definitely couldn’t hold all my weight#eventually the wind stopped and I could see after shaking my hair outta my face#so I got down safely with nothing but an ugly scratch on my arm#but anyway I love dick and Kory so much#dickkory#robstar#teen titans#nightwing#starfire#robin#robin dick grayson#dick grayson#koriand'r#teen titans 2003#dc robin#dc comics#inkbagel art
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I know it would probably be bad for politics but I think biden and trump should both die before the election it would be so fucking funny
#even better if they both die in an objectively funny way#like slipping down the stairs or choking on pudding
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"Take, eat"
"this is My body which is broken for you"
1 Corinthians 11:24, KJV
COTLtober Week 2: Piece of Flesh
#for narinder to say “take and eat” and lamb to say “this is my body which is broken for you”.#to nourish and heal your love with the flesh of your own body#is that not the greatest act?#this counts as a piece of flesh right. it's not just bone there's still Skin there#*slips and makes another reference to communion dammit*#i sure do love making art about getting a finger shoved down your throat#narilamb#narinder#cotl narinder#the one who waits#the lamb#cotl the lamb#cotl#cult of the lamb#cotltober#cw christianity#cw religious themes#lotus art#artists on tumblr#fan art#tw blood#cw blood
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Portrait of Mevrautje Inej
inspired by the amazing fic Serves You Right by @linearao3, for all your undercover kanej needs, incl kaz being very into playing inej's servant ;)
#tgv#sab#soc#inej ghafa#kanej#the grishaverse#six of crows#crooked kingdom#ck#shadow and bone#s&b#kaz x inej#serves you right#tltl art#my art#art#soc art#fic rec#image description in alt#click for quality! :)#portrait of madame x#beyond inej herself there's some bonus spot-the-differences between this and the original painting ;)#1) her hair is coiled in a braid (since inej does that part herself in the fic)#2) the red jewels in her hair and on the bodice (as described in the fic. it's supposed to look like blood spatter!)#3) gloves! kaz gives inej some looooong gloves to wear#4) shoulder chains (3 as described in fic with the right pair slipping down so kaz has to fix them oh noooo)#5) KNIFE. because of course inej has a couple stashed away. she's holding it bc it's a fun parallel with madame x holding her gloves#6) inej's side-eye. she be watching
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imogen & fearne in c3e106
#critical role#cr lb#ygifs#imogen x fearne#imogearne#imogen's unprompted don't worry about fearne's cooch and fearne's why you wanna talk about my cooch imogen#fearne going well it's probably unrequited love he's probably in love with you and always will be and the ship will never sail for him#the dip in imogen's voice when she's talking about fearne to the others like what are you doing lesbian why you pickin fights#imogen watching fearne and laudna link arms and skip together trying to figure out how to lock down her throuple ok#if you really drank delulu you could say imogen saying that was a way of slipping in implied offscreen intimacy#and I'm a little obsessed with fearne challenging that like absolutely not! make a move! i'm gonna talk about unrequited love! girls I
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”You smell nice….” ”You can smell..???”
#my hand slipped#dbh#detroit become human#gavin reed#reed900#dbh rk900#gavin900#rk900#my art#Well#that’s one down on my list of 17 other dbh ideas#That aren’t on paper
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☆ de fontaine
{☆} characters furina {☆} notes cult au, imposter au, drabble, gender neutral reader {☆} warnings angst, suicidal thoughts, hurt / no comfort {☆} word count 1.4k
This wasn't fair. This wasn't fair. This wasn't fair!
She thought, for one moment, she could put the mask down and breathe – for one moment of daydreaming, she thought she could just be Furina. She thought she would finally get to live the live she should've had in the first place, the life she threw away to play God to an audience who saw her as nothing but a circus animal, dancing to their whims. Furina just wanted to be selfish for one brief and fleeting moment..and it was gone before she could even grasp it in her hand. A comet soaring past far out of her reach.
She can barely keep her hands from violently shaking as she looks down at them – broken and bloody and more a corpse then a person – and she feels so numb she can't even feel the rain pelting against her back. None of this is fair, she wants to scream, why is it always me? But her voice is silent beneath the torrent of rain. She wonders if the ocean would take her if she sank into it's depths – just for a moment, she wonders how it would feel to finally be able to sleep at ease.
Furina is tired.
But Furina is nothing if not useful, isn't she?
So she forces her feet to move, dragging against the stone beneath her heels, and drags their bloodied body into the nearest empty building, letting the rain do the work of washing away the smeared blood following her path. The smell makes her feel sick, the feeling of it sticking to her hands and gloves makes her lightheaded, but she persists. Because Furina is useful, because Furina won't let them die out in the rain, because Furina won't stand by and just let them rot on the streets like some..pest.
Furina wants to go home. She wants to sleep and she isn't she if she wants to wake up, this time. But she keeps going anyway.
Because it's all she's ever done, and the habit sticks.
An Archon she may not be, not anymore, but the expectations of five hundred years still linger like eyes on the inside of her skull. They watch her, pry and prod at her thoughts, mocking laughter and judging eyes following her as she forces herself to dance to the song they weave with glee. Furina never stepped off that stage – she's still there, she thinks, watching the crowd stare at her in disdain as the curtain call looms above her like a guillotine. She still hears Neuvillette deliver her damnation and salvation with a trembling voice, still feels her hair stand on end when electro crackled like the crack of the whip, Clorinde's blade aimed at her like a loaded gun.
She's trapped on that stage and she never left, not really.
She hates it. She thinks she hates them, but it's not their fault. They didn't ask for this, didn't ask for everyone to turn against them, didn't ask for her to save them. Neither did she..yet here they are, she thinks.
She tries to tell herself she's in control this time, though. She can stop performing her part in this horrible, bloody play any time she wants. It makes her feel better, just for a little while, if she convinces herself she's still Furina, painfully human.
And Furina has always been good at lying.
It's the believing that's the hard part.
There isn't time for her to wallow in her own self pity, though. They're still bleeding out onto the dusty, creaky floorboards of some random, broken down house and she's just standing there as the blood stains the wood. She can fix it – she's good at fixing things. She's done nothing but fix things – try to, anyway – for five hundred years. She can fix a little wound, how hard could it be? Her hands are clenched so tight they ache as she kneels down, wincing at the creak of the floorboards beneath her heels– she hesitates just long enough to wonder if she's making a mistake before she peels away just enough of the outer layer of their clothes to see the deep, bloody gash across their chest. She tries not to think about it – it's deep, too deep, and she feels dizzy just looking at it, but she's handled worse, right?
Furina can fix it. That's what she's good at.
She doesn't feel so confident when she tries to wrack her brain for..something. Five hundred years, and a little wound stumps her? No, she had to have learned something, right? She's decidedly not trying to buy time because she's panicking, parsing through hundreds of years of memories like flipping through a book. Furina isn't made for this, not really – she's running on nothing but adrenaline and she's really not sure what she's doing, but she's trying. And just like before, it won't be enough, will it?
She'll fall short again – she'll be too late to fix it before she's alone again.
Furina was an Archon..used to be. What use would she have for that sort of knowledge? Which makes her predicament all the more harrowing and bleak. What was she supposed to do?
Furina had heard it first hand, that vitriol in Neuvillette's voice. She isn't sure she's ever heard him that..angry before. She's not sure he would listen to her if she tried, either. And that scares her more then anything. All of Fontaine was up in arms about this..imposter, yet here she was, staring down at them bleeding out in front of her, and she was trying to save them.
Why? Why is she throwing away her only chance at normalcy for a fraud? Why didn't she just turn them in?
They were dying – that should've been a good thing, shouldn't it? So why didn't it feel like it?
"Why you?" Her voice breaks as she speaks in harsh tones, grabbing the front of their shirt in trembling, bloodied hands. "Why now?" She wants to scream, to demand answers they can't give, to claw back the reprieve she was promised after five hundred years of agony..and all she can do is sob into their chest, pleading for an answer that will not come. "Why me?"
Silence is their answer, and it hangs heavy on her trembling shoulders as she cries.
Of course they don't, she thinks bitterly, no one has ever answered her pleas spoken in hushed sobs. Not her other self and certainly not them.
Furina has always been alone. Furina will always be alone.
Because Furina never left that stage, never left that moment when she looked at herself in the mirror and took up a mantle too heavy for her to bear. She always finds her way back eventually. There's no one on the other side anymore – she stands alone on a stage, waiting for an inevitable end she isn't sure will come.
"Please," She pleads through tears and choked sobs, clinging to them like they are all that keeps her from sinking. "Please don't leave me, too." The words burn on her tongue – how pathetic is she that she craves companionship from the bloodied body of the imposter? Perhaps she's truly lost her mind after all these years..perhaps she's finally gone mad. She must have.
But their presence is like the first feeling of gentle warmth upon her skin as the sun crests the horizon, like the gentle lap of tides along her heels, the sway of branches and leaves as the wind blows through them like an instrument all it's own. They are the soothing sound of rain against the window as she watches the dreary skies in fond longing, the first bloom of spring as color blooms upon the landscape like paint had been spilled across the hills and valleys.
They are like the faint spark she carefully nurtures and stokes, so fragile even the smallest wind could blow it out like a candle. She cradles it within her palms, pleads with whoever will listen – prays that someone finally listens, because if not for her, then for them.
She's failed to protect too much already, let too many people with so much trust in her fall between the cracks of her fingers like grains of sand. She won't let them go – she can't.
If nothing else, if she couldn't be saved when she begged for salvation from that five hundred year long agony, even if she never got that chance..
Furina will make sure they do.
#sagau#genshin sagau#self aware genshin#genshin impact sagau#self aware genshin impact#genshin cult au#genshin impact cult au#fic tag#furina#so um. looks around. okay look. i know im like THE ts@r1ts@ dealer (censored so it doesnt show in tags. hopefully)#but the moment i saw furi in fontaine the day it released she became my fav even more then the tsaritsa SORRY SHES SO..#this is my love letter 2 furi (making her suffer unimaginable horrors)#open ended kinda in case i decide on making a sequel maybe#furi makes me feel cuteness aggression so bad i start acting like a rabid animal#furina the woman that you are. thats my girlprince meow meow id kill someone for her#playing her part as archon so well but being so horribly irrefutably human in every way..#five hundred years not even knowing what the real plan was. when it would end. knowing if she slipped up it was over.#and in the end almost no one knew what really happened. a select few people know the real weight of her sacrifice.#furina's story was always a tragedy. it was never going to be anything but a tragedy.#and thats one of the most tragic parts of it isnt it? she didnt know how itd end. she didnt know her story was always going to be a tragedy#furina never knew a thing. and still she did it for the people of fontaine and succeeded.#how do you define “yourself” when you havent existed for 500 years?#to be so selflessly human you give up “yourself” to save people who will never know of your sacrifice.#sometimes i think about the confrontation on the stage and have a week long mental breakdown#sacrificing EVERYTHING for fontaine and still. still! the people closest to you turn on you.#heavy on clorinde. she was as close 2 furi as neuvi fight me on this. i bite.#her bodyguard and friend and she ends up staring down her blade wondering if this is it. she failed. she failed them all#because even when faced with the trial. with losing everything. she still thought only about fontaine. oh furina.#do you think she has nightmares. wonders if she was never meant to win this game of g-ds. that her story was always meant to be a tragedy?#do you think she still wonders if she was ever meant to have a chance at a happy ending? a doomed tragedy from beginning to end
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Petition for Papergames to give us an "outfit" (or maybe accessory?) for Raf with his scales out because
Oh my God is he gorgeous and I want to look at him like this all the time????
Like excuse me this man isn't just an artist, he IS the art
#oh no kay has fallen into Rafayel posting#love and deepspace#lads#l&ds#lnds#love & deepspace#rafayel#rafayel love and deepspace#down the slip-n-slide to lemuria we go~#he's my little Ravioli#i wanna bite every one of those freckles uhj#kay's edits
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sometimes u just get so filled w thoughts about a pair of characters u gotta just go bonkers ya know
#rvb#red vs blue#my art#batsy art#rvb tucker#rvb doc#rvb junior#docker#this file is called docker_and_son on my pc so ya know#tuckers hair being a mess post quest and post birth is v important to me#man got home took out his dreads and promptly fuckin immediately fell asleep face down on the floor and hasnt had a moment to retwist em#he very much meant to finish his hair first but his body had other plans#the picture has everyone in stolen clothes and that amuses me#Doc is wearing Caboose's shirt tucker is wearing one of tex's shirts and junior is wrapped up in one of church's shirts#not pictured is jr introducing doc and tucker to mason wu with 'hi mr wu this is my dad and mom-doc' 'dad doc this is mr wu :D'#and doc needs to compose himself from being called mom meanwhile junior doesnt even notice he slipped up he just auto corrected and moved o#tucker also missed it bc he was trying to figure out what mason's vibes are by force of eyebrows alone#mason wu is the only parent there who doesnt think doc and tucker are mid-messy divorce bc he looks at them and recognizes them#from pfl articles and chorus ones#so he Knows theyre soldiers and the shit they get up to and his previous frustration with juniors apparently absent family is nuked#theyre not absent theyre just keeping him Safely away from Fuckery
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