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normalise referring to your girlblog as your baby and your followers as your babies
#me because i hit 500#i have 500 friends now what 😭#shits surreal#ive only had this blog for like 4 months#and yet so many people care about my silly little thoughts???#thank you😭💖#i love you!!!!#so much!!!!#💗💖💝💓💕🩷💘💗💞💝#girlblogging#wonyoungism#it girl#pink pilates princess#blossoming ୨𖹭୧
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Creative Dessert Designs By Chef Matteo Stucchi
#art#surreal#design#fun#funnyshit#funny#funny pictures#funny shit#fooding#sweet#pastrytdessert#idolcidigulliver#miniature#chef#matteo stucchi#small world
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I had a dream that I signed up for a kids version of American idiot the musical on ice and I was really excited because I know all the lyrics to Jesus of Suburbia but I didn’t know it was supposed to be on ice cuz I don’t know how to skate and the teacher didn’t like me much so my friends and I snuck out and went out to lunch. After that we went to like a combo of a drugstore and a Michael’s. Then we went home and I told mom I wanna quit because idk how to skate so we did
And then my childhood mailman challenged us to a cookoff where we had to use RAO’s branded sauce but we declined and he got pissed
We also passed this really weird hibachi restaurant where I got a glass of water but I think I might’ve stole it because it was like $30 and I didn’t pay????
what the fuck is up with my brain
edit: I made a visual
#yipppeeee#help#yippee#help idk what im doing#manic pixie dream girl#dream#dreamcore#surreal#dream journal#funny as hell#funny content#funny memes#funnyshit#funny pics#funny stuff#funny#funny shit#funny post#humor#jokes#memes#lol#haha#actually adhd#adhd brain#what the fuck#lmao#idk lmao#lmaooo#lol. lmao even
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It’s always funny to me when I post a drawing in a different style I commonly use or whatever and people go “Omg you’re THAT artist?? I never connected the dots” and I’m like really, how did you not know, I feel like all the work I put out is pretty similar. And then I look at the difference between the fun art I make vs the bigger part pieces I make and it’s like.
Ok yeah I get it. That’s fair.
#on here I’m a surreal artist. on twitter I’m a shrimp artist.#very funny to see me post my surreal work and people go#holy shit I’ve seen this stuff. never realized it was you. I thought you only draw shrimp#and then I post shrimp art and some people are like#holy shit I didn’t realize you were the shrimp guy. that’s insane.#postings
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NICKELODEON/BACKYARDIGANS OFFICIAL HIRE ME I CAN HELP YOU!!!!
#ive fixated on this show since i was a fetus do u know how surreal it is to see it go viral again over some shit like THIS#the backyardigans#backyardigans#also /pos im about to cry cause these are blowing up on twitter and i feel so validated#shumm's art#digital art#nick jr#noggin#2000s nostalgia#medibang paint pro#redesign#pablo backyardigans#tyrone backyardigans#uniqua backyardigans#tasha backyardigans#austin backyardigans#artists on tumblr#being simultaneously excited to get new content for the first time in like 14 years for it to look AI generated is crazy (im not ok)#i said it on twit but it feels like they generated a prompt. then paid an animator/artist/whatever to model and design said prompt.#it also sounds...really weird????? i cant tell if it's ai singing or real kids but. it's lowkey unsettling to me lol#anyways i snapped on everyone esp austin#HIRE ME FOR A REBOOT HIRE ME FOR A REBOOT HIRE ME FOR A REBOOT
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#camp camp#fanart#art#cc neil#cc max#cc nikki#cc david#camp camp in 2024 this shit feels so surreal.#7 whole years.#jesus christ#canon’s art
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#aaaaand just like that he's gone#(feels so surreal doesn't it?)#well done starlight#you okay tho#no seriously#you still with us?#hey-#WELL IM DEFINITELY NOT OKAY THIS SHIT HAD BEEN SITTING IN MY WIP FOLDER FOR A M O N T H#do you wanna know why#KAZOODOOR THAT'S WHY#BITCH KEPT MESSING EVERYTHING UP#DUDE YOU'RE DEAD HOW CAN YOU STILL BE SO ANNOYING#THIS ISN'T EVEN ABOUT YOU YOU'RE JUST A DECORATION HERE#REST IN PISS#NOBODY MISSES U#RRRRRRRAAAHHHHHHHHHHH#well at least our little star seems fine#he's not even crying#looks like he may in a second tho#BUT as art is all about CAPTURING THE MOMENT here's the moment where he's NOT crying#yet#and would you look at that I'm disrespecting the rules of anatomy again#kazoo's spine is broken#THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR KEEP MESSING UP MY PICTURE#Astarion did the stabstab I did the crackcrack#no regrets#astarion#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion fanart
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I love Jar of Mice! I've never seen creature designs like Thrones before.
You mention Ibis tissue in some of the posts, and I read the old post about it - has the lore changed since then? Does it have anything to do with the bones of God at Godtomb?
I'm very flattered! I don't think of Thrones as particularly creative but I suppose that's because I know all the ingredients for them... Actually let me take this post as an excuse to go into them a bit!
I extremely enjoy taurs and human "hybrid" style creatures like sphinxes a massive amount, but there are a ton of artists who's particular styles and sensibilities have inspired me. Coming to mind off the top of my head are artists on social media like Bwusagi, Suzumori521, Deerchip, Theveryworstthing, iliothermia, and definitely more...
I tend to collect a lot of art of centaurs, sphinxes, harpies, and dragons that catches my fancy, here's some of it:
(An Islamic depiction of Sagittarius, Salome Sphinx by Nicholas Kalmakoff, ????, Nagas by Rabi Behera, Şahmaran)
Edit: forgot the Lamassu, which is a more specific inspiration than any of the things above or below.
Jim Woodring is one of my inspirations for Thrones that people tend to clock, and they're correct. It's probably the colors, patterns, eyes, shapes.....
Oh and.
Her.
And for the second question, yes! The tissue was once on the bones, although the Ibis tissue used in the temples for the creation of dagnyds is much more equivalent to a cell culture than anything at this point. It's desire to grow and take form is the creative force that humans have harnessed to create dagnyds..... for better or worse.
I don't have any art of it i'm happy with, but here's some several year old pixel art of an Oracle Computer, which is filled with the stuff. Honestly though, I don't think "black goo" is very compelling or visually interesting considering what the stuff actually is. It needs work.
Everything always needs work...
#My art doesn't hold a candle to any of this tbh and i don't want to @ anyone and be annoying#Looking through the insp folder for JOM and its like...#pokemon minoan frescos manga medieval Islamic paintings moebius dinotopia historical costumes a picture of a bug... and so on...#i particularly like medieval things that veer into being very surreal combinations of anatomy#you'd be amazed what you can achieve by covering something in polka dots#looking at my pixel art from several years ago and being like damn this is quite good still#i could probably do better now... i want to get back to it#also i have not read dungeon meshi btw i just saw that art above like 2 years ago and was like holy shit that fucks#answering#jar of mice#misc#flattered ppl think thrones are unique i guess they're just a thorough enough blend of a large enough number of things that they don't come#across as derivative
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someone please sever my hands-
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#soundleer's art#sprunki#god why did i draw these- 😭#i cant fuckign sleep and this is the shit i do might as well kill myself /j /silly#no like honest to god i genuinely started tweaking at the thought of redrawing these and even more as i ACTUALLY DRAW IT#how do people do this have i gotten sensitive now?? 😭#yknow if someone blocked over this i cant even blame them its so surreal djekdnd#sprunki jevin#sprunki tunner#sprunki black#tunner x jevin#jevin x black#<- ??? i guess it counts if you see hard enough???????#cw suggestive
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Doodles to get back in the swing of drawing
#tumblr artists work hard but tumblr compression works harder#which is crazy because there wasn't much to compress; this is like half the size i normally work on lol#(started on a larger file and only drew on half so i cropped it)#anyway kralsei time#let them be happy for once#kris#ralsei#kralsei#deltarune#drawing kris with a smile is a surreal experience every time#holy shit it's three thirty when did that happen
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Deciphering, page 108-110 [Previous page] [Masterpost] [Next page] Hello, Dahlia. Wooooooooooof. We are getting closer to a quite dreadful scene (especially for me, it will be hard to draw), but for near future pages just enjoy the ride with mystery solving and little Gummy moments. There will be lighthearted scenes... before that one x') Also enjoy my Dahlia's redesign concept art.
And also curly Pheen gives me life x') Insta - https://www.instagram.com/arainmorn/ DeviantArt - https://www.deviantart.com/arainmorn/gallery Х - twitter.com/ArainMorn_art VK - https://vk.com/arainmorn
#just forget about that anxiety#it will resolve itself right?#right guys?#nah it won't hurt to take another sip#alchoholism will def solve your problems man#drink every time you feel it and it'll be fine#it still better than dealing with that surreal shit surrounding you#nah it will be fine man#arainmorn's art#deciphering ace attorney#ace attorney#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#dick gumshoe#narumitsu#wrightworth#ace attorney comic#black dahlia#dahlia hawthorne#webcomic#gyakuten saiban#gyakuten kenji#naruhodo ryuichi#mitsurugi reiji#itonokogiri keisuke#chinami miyanagi#concept art#character design#surreal#surrealism
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the golden ratio
#honestly i treat the distortion as therapy. like yeah the day was shit now come here i have to draw something BEAUTIFUL to function again#i love the distortion so so so so much honestly it's just insane#the very concept of this creature scratches my brain like nothing else💔#there are exactly two things in the world that have ever given me that particular weird surreal _feeling_ and distortion is one of them so.#couldn't appreciate it more haha#thank you for coming to my ted talk#the magnus archives#tma#the magnus pod#tma fanart#tma the spiral#the distortion#tma the distortion#helen distortion#PLEASE STOP TAGGING MY HELEN DISTORTION ART AS MICHAEL DISTORTION..............I JUST LOVE ANDROGYNOUS PEOPLE#and androgynous monsters too apparently#tma helen#the magnus archive fanart
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Javier Jaen Art
#art#surreal#design#fun#funnyshit#funny pictures#funny shit#funny pics#funny#the thinker#javier jaen#3D#digital art#digital illustration#auguste rodin#homage
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i had a dream where something was off with riku’s shadow…
(this art is so sucks i made this when i was tired and less experienced which ended up making riku look so much skinnier than how i normally draw him post-kh2 can you stop engaging it with pretty pweeease)
#beep boop you want fries with that#kingdom hearts#riku#(and ansem. in shadow form)#IGNORE THE MISTAKE OF RIKUS HAND AUUGHH I HATE DRAWING HANDS#riku wasnt wearing his dream drop distance outfit but i drew him with it because. well. dream LOL#its so weird like it wasnt even clear what world he was in#he was in some sort of tavern?? so maybe you’d think it was the kingdom of corona#liek the snuggly duckling but it definitely wasnt#i couldnt tell you why but trust me#it was kinda surreal that i actually had a dream about kingdom hearts. go figure#its like the hardest thing in the world to have a dream about a fixation im having#usually my dreams are trauma. and me dying. sometimes both.#and if it is about my fixation it’s usually me getting a bunch of merch of it and then i wake up and whoops i dont have it#or i just forget all of my dreams and wake up with nothing to think about.#so i like it when i have some cool bizarre shit related to my fixation happen#its funny because this sounds like something that would happen in either kh itself or someones fanfiction#i wouldnt be surprised if someone has already drawn or written about this#anyway gn i hope i have another weird dream about kh
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Y'all have got to realize there are ways to protect older teens from sexual predators without insisting that teenagers don't think about sex or sexuality until the magical moment exactly 18 years from their birth. Trying to reduce harm to teenagers (especially teenagers online!) is a good and valid goal but pretending none of them have ever viewed porn or fucked isn't it. You've gotta acknowledge that if they don't have safe ways to explore their sexuality with peers they are going to explore in unsafe ways & that secrecy, shame, and censorship are what open the door to predators & allow them to normalize unhealthy power dynamics.
Shit like (professed) minors allegedly being on ezra's site is most likely the result of that community being the only thing they could find that treated them as like, humans with autonomy and desire, and that's a pattern that plays out with adult exploitation of teens in-person too (the "you're so mature for your age" routine). Of course teenagers exploring sexuality for the first time fell into a community that told them they weren't bad for being attracted to adults or having sexual desire in the first place! Thing is, an "Adult Attracted Minor" is like, the default state of teenagerdom.
The shit that's actually been demonstrated to help with this isn't carceral whackamoling of bad actors - it's giving teenagers education about healthy relationships and power dynamics and safe sex and yeah, kink, and also giving them the autonomy to make their own decisions about sex. Specifically, you let them know that it's normal to be attracted to adults but that adults trying to date or fuck them are in a position of power that means those relationships can't be healthy. In absence of that, teens are vulnerable to the first adult that appeals to their need to be taken seriously. And for fucks sake, using "minor" to equate teens with young children in these cases makes this tactic easier for abusers to pull off, not harder, because it is self-evident to teens that they have more capacity for autonomy than the average 8 year old. Sure, it makes the people you're targeting in your callout Sound Worse, but it also immediately loses you credibility in the eyes of teenagers themselves.
And for fucks sake, don't let a handful of bad actors using a leftist framing for that old song and dance lead you to believe that's what youth lib is about OR take away focus from all the times the right wing has systemically & institutionally done this.
#csa tw#posting this may very well be inviting piss on the poor levels of bad faith but it's important#I've seen the doc & based on the professional experience I have I'd be surprised if LE actually takes action anyway?#it's uh. always surreal to see how badly the internet handles this shit & meanwhile have multiple years of professional experience on it#like even when allegations are reasonable there's still a lot that seems more designed to stir a mob than help kids#toonimal#ezra orena#also like. the fallout from this one to people who are obviously unconnected and just easy to target? bad bad bad bad bad#csa prevention
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The Art of Holding On
#Abstract Art#artists on tumblr#Surrealism#Adobe Illustrator#graphic art#Dreamy Art#Caption From The Go! Team Song of the Same Name#I've Been Uuuuh Ive Been Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh#Ok I Have Found Out the Song is Not Called That. Its Called 'The Art of Getting By'#Shows How Much I Know (I Know a Lot I Apparently Scrobbled It 130 Times)#Click if You Want But Tumblr Totally Shitted Up My Nice Vector Graphics...
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