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datsazu · 2 years

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HoeHoehoe~ are you feeling the X-mas spirit?

#trevor #trevor belmont #castlevania #castlevaniaart #castlevania netflix #netflix #boots #lingiere #fanservice #christmas #shitposting but make it sexy #my art #datzu #stockings #sketch

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guinevereslancelot · 4 months

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what was with cameron house md she spends 90% of the episode saying she wants their patient to die bc he's a genocidal dictator and her colleague husband says "babe it bothers me for ethical reasons that you want our patient to die :(" and she said "hm maybe you're right :/" but when it comes down to it the genocidal dictator lays a finger on her in an aggressive manner and chase instantly commits medical malpractice to murder the guy and then when he tells her she LEAVES HIM bc boo hoo he's a murderer now like GIRL he killed a man for you!!! he's wracked with catholic guilt!!! he's being crushed beneath the weight of his sins because he chose his devotion to you over his devotion to god!!! he literally could not get any sexier at this moment in time!!!

#girl what are you doing......#also just in general she did not deserve him honestly he was so good to her and for WHAT #just to be abandoned at peak devotion and guilt and hotness 🙄#girl get OUT of my way i'm stronger than you #if she cared she could fix him or make him worse but i could love and support him no matter what 😌#his muder is a part of him and its SEXY #robert chase #house md #malpractice md #i know the actors broke up irl or whatever but wtf.....#i should have ended my rewatch w their happy lil wedding at the end of s5 #s6 everything instantly goes to shit #and stays shitty #chase should be happy fr #he's supposed to turn into house basically but they should have made him the well adjusted version of house #like how nightwing is the well adjusted version of batman #anyway i have no real point here i just lowkey dont like cameron bc of this arc #also her obsession w house is so weird i wish they hadn't made that a thing #this has been a shitpost #anyway she left chase at the absolute peak of his sexiness wtf.......#anyway since this apparently needs to be said its not that deep this is a silly post if you send me hate messages i wont answer #i block and ignore anon hate bc i am too busy touching grass to be rude to strangers over a tv show

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mayhasopinions · 8 months

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L-starion

#idk the concept that gale is the ONE person astarion cant rizz up and HES the one the sexy vampire falls for is so funny to me #and usually astarion would shrug off people rejecting him but with gale hes like 'haha okay' but then will go to his tent to sob and #clash their barbie dolls together #he's a teenage girl i dont make the rules #bloodweave #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 fanart #astarion #bg3 astarion #bg3 gale #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #astarion ancunin #galestarion #my art #artists on tumblr #shitpost

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daisy-mooon · 5 months

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"Why does Captain Marvel emote so stiffly" She's autistic next question

#emotes stiffly + both dumb and smart + pokes glowing things + never talks to her friends + just leaves randomly + makes ._. face + sexy?#conclusion: autism #enough teens with autism give me slightly unhinged autistic adult women who can literally set things on fire at will #carol danvers #captain marvel #shitpost #the marvels #the marvels (2023)#mcu #marvel #marvel cinematic universe

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avianthegall · 2 months

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#bye bye #shitpost #arcade gannon #fallout #fallout new vegas #sexy content #mewing #why tf did i make this

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luciddisc0 · 12 days

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Open me up, tell me you like it

Fuck me to death, love me until I love myself

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gender-thief2 · 1 month

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(making plans to have sex) we ride at dawn.

#someones definitely made this joke before #shitpost #dad jokes #does this make sense #no #it doesnt #but im sexy so who cares #happy pride month

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drizztdohurtin · 4 months

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no offense but i think if i saw gale's armpit hair I would start ovulating

#i'm so fuckin serious right now #i want him so bad even a glimpse would make my cycle start over #something about armpit hair and stomach hair literally makes me wanna throw up it's so sexy #there is something wrong with me perhaps #serena the yap-atron 3000 #wife #shitpost #goofs and gaffs #gale dekarios #baldurs gate 3 #brain rot #bg3

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honeypleasejustkillme · 1 year

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i’m insane but in the sexy way

#this is what i’m telling myself from now on #and no i’m not trying to romanticize any disorders.. i just personally don’t know how to cope anymore without telling myself my symptoms #make me sexy or unique because i can’t handLE LIVING LIKE THIS ANYMORE #actually bpd #bpd problems #bpd vent #actually borderline #actually mentally ill #bpd fp #bpd #bpd shitposting #bpd favorite person #bpd mood #this is somewhat a shitpost

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fiireicee · 7 months

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He wants to order.

#digital art #illustration #fanart #painting #shitpost #depeche mode #dave gahan #alan wilder #I have no regret making this #please follow me I’m a very sexy artist

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sister-lucifer · 5 months

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vivziepop fans be like “omg hazbin hotel characters are so hot!!” and they all look like this

#shitpost #and then she’ll say that’s a black man to make herself look better #and he’ll be in merch getting sexy with his abuser

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mirusuchanne · 1 month

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Girlhood. Wait.. Girlhood?

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nightmarenoise · 1 year

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#granblue #gbf #shitpost #granblue fantasy versus #gb versus #versus #rising #lucilius #lucifaa #lucifer #belial #sandalphon #sahar is looking at the family his clone spawned in shock and tears #yes i had to use the new avatar belial artwork from rising because it's SEXY #i do not make the rules

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gwyns · 2 years

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lucien could do "be careful how you speak about my high lady" but azriel could never do "don't just leave her on the damned floor"

#acotar #lucien vanserra #azriel #the point of this post is that lucien is sexy and could easily be sexy saying az's sexiest line #but az cant deliver the same sexiness to luciens lines #no these quotes arent related at all but idc. i make dumb shitposts. thats what I DO #tp

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meglyfer · 1 year

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LMK S4 SPOILERS// · · · · · Someone on Twitter told me to give Azure Lion white hair too, so here you go! Also, check out the other edits like this I did of Wukong, Macaque and Tang