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datsazu · 2 years ago

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HoeHoehoe~ are you feeling the X-mas spirit?

#trevor #trevor belmont #castlevania #castlevaniaart #castlevania netflix #netflix #boots #lingiere #fanservice #christmas #shitposting but make it sexy #my art #datzu #stockings #sketch

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ithinkdogshouldvote · 3 months ago

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Rip Bill Cipher, you would have loved Chapelle Roan.

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guinevereslancelot · 8 months ago

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what was with cameron house md she spends 90% of the episode saying she wants their patient to die bc he's a genocidal dictator and her colleague husband says "babe it bothers me for ethical reasons that you want our patient to die :(" and she said "hm maybe you're right :/" but when it comes down to it the genocidal dictator lays a finger on her in an aggressive manner and chase instantly commits medical malpractice to murder the guy and then when he tells her she LEAVES HIM bc boo hoo he's a murderer now like GIRL he killed a man for you!!! he's wracked with catholic guilt!!! he's being crushed beneath the weight of his sins because he chose his devotion to you over his devotion to god!!! he literally could not get any sexier at this moment in time!!!

#girl what are you doing......#also just in general she did not deserve him honestly he was so good to her and for WHAT #just to be abandoned at peak devotion and guilt and hotness 🙄#girl get OUT of my way i'm stronger than you #if she cared she could fix him or make him worse but i could love and support him no matter what 😌#his muder is a part of him and its SEXY #robert chase #house md #malpractice md #i know the actors broke up irl or whatever but wtf.....#i should have ended my rewatch w their happy lil wedding at the end of s5 #s6 everything instantly goes to shit #and stays shitty #chase should be happy fr #he's supposed to turn into house basically but they should have made him the well adjusted version of house #like how nightwing is the well adjusted version of batman #anyway i have no real point here i just lowkey dont like cameron bc of this arc #also her obsession w house is so weird i wish they hadn't made that a thing #this has been a shitpost #anyway she left chase at the absolute peak of his sexiness wtf.......#anyway since this apparently needs to be said its not that deep this is a silly post if you send me hate messages i wont answer #i block and ignore anon hate bc i am too busy touching grass to be rude to strangers over a tv show

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mayhasopinions · 1 year ago

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L-starion

#idk the concept that gale is the ONE person astarion cant rizz up and HES the one the sexy vampire falls for is so funny to me #and usually astarion would shrug off people rejecting him but with gale hes like 'haha okay' but then will go to his tent to sob and #clash their barbie dolls together #he's a teenage girl i dont make the rules #bloodweave #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 fanart #astarion #bg3 astarion #bg3 gale #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #astarion ancunin #galestarion #my art #artists on tumblr #shitpost

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thatswhatsushesaid · 10 months ago

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hahaha... hah.... 🥺

#alexa play paint my face by the devil makes three #mdzs shitposting #nie mingjue #he is in a toxic relationship with nie sect's dark legacy of self-destruction #baxia is very sexy tho i can't blame him for not being able to walk away

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daisy-mooon · 9 months ago

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"Why does Captain Marvel emote so stiffly" She's autistic next question

#emotes stiffly + both dumb and smart + pokes glowing things + never talks to her friends + just leaves randomly + makes ._. face + sexy?#conclusion: autism #enough teens with autism give me slightly unhinged autistic adult women who can literally set things on fire at will #carol danvers #captain marvel #shitpost #the marvels #the marvels (2023)#mcu #marvel #marvel cinematic universe

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rukafais · 3 months ago

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deeply embarrassing seeing a person go "tee hee the reason drow are like that is because they just fuck too much, they have no sense of population control for living in caves, and they breed like rabbits, that's why they kill so many men!" like yeah man. it's not the indoctrination or the oppressive cult or anything or any other kind of social pressure. you got it bud. they just can't stop fucking.

#people can have whatever takes they want but my god there's a certain subsect of fantasy races that just get it in the fucking neck forever #yall are DEEPLY fucking embarrassing #it's a really fucking weird joke to make #and you're not even novel for it because half the punchline of a lot of drow shitposts are just #haha they're sexy

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wintvies · 2 months ago

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i never cease to amaze myself

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moon-mage · 4 months ago

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#the exasperated sigh I made when I first read that #like neji tho?!?!#makes no sense to me #if anyone knows a legit explanation then please let me know #but this is man is Kifaji #Kifaji #twisted wonderland #disney twisted wonderland #twst #twst kifaji #cloudcalling on the savanna #twst meme #twst shitpost #also I love him and leona's relationship this man is all of us Leona stans for real #founder of the Leona hater fanclub #the way he knew what Leona was up to and went nuh uh uh #but our boy ain't shit so he still came out on top #stupid sexy leona

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mirusuchanne · 6 months ago

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Girlhood. Wait.. Girlhood?

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gender-thief2 · 6 months ago

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(making plans to have sex) we ride at dawn.

#someones definitely made this joke before #shitpost #dad jokes #does this make sense #no #it doesnt #but im sexy so who cares #happy pride month #bee’s text posts

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heartbrokenvampire · 3 months ago

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Back from the club, you're make up all messy,and yur sweaty from dancing,feet are hurting as hell, barley walking, getting naked and jumping to bed still all smelly and smudged in make up....... that's the nights I'm talking about