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I need a fic where lily just snaps. She doesn't even need to be the main character.

Lily is the friend everyone goes to when they have a problem. She never turns them away, even if it's genuinely the dumbest thing she's ever heard. I need a fic where everyone is bombarding her to the point where she finally yells at everyone.

something like "Everyone shut the fuck up! Peter do your own homework for once, you arent that fucking incapable. Mary and sirius, no one actually cares about your relationship problems and how sirius can't seem to get it up. Maybe it's a gay issue? Remus, if I have to hear you complain for one more second, my head is going to explode and Potter for Merlin's sake I'm never going to go out with you!"

my wife can get overwhelmed sometimes too

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sirius thinking that remus is trans because regulus acts similarly when he gets his period before they find out he is a werewolf

sirius: hm, remus is always moody and in pain once a month... just like regulus is. guess he's trans! better make sure he knows i still care about him!

cue sirius giving him chocolate and healing potions around every full moon, not thinking much of it and just trying to support his friend

remus, internally panicking: holy fuck he knows now i have to run away from hogwarts and never come back my life is over what do i do

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hey so those of y’all in the marauders fandom who are saying you’ll watch if ben barnes plays sirius and andrew garfield plays remus… better take those anti-JKR disclaimers out of your bios!

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Shut the fuck up. None of u better be tuning in.

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shuffling the year three cadence playlist in the car with my dad bc idk wtf kinda music old people like

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REBLOG IF YOU ARE AGAINST TRUMP AND PROJECT 2025

REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS A SAFE SPACE FOR PEOPLE WHO NO LONGER HAVE ONE IRL

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Domestic poolverine but it’s them eating a cheap chocolate cake from Walmart on the balcony and smoking Marlboro reds

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no. 👎 🙅

rizzy trans boy cutting my hair

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big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

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Jegulus re draw!!

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um i made you look HOT thank you very much i take payment through visa or in chocolate coins

rizzy trans boy cutting my hair

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HR 9495 is going back up for voting. All non-profit orgs are in danger.

The Committee on Rules is meeting at 1600 EST on 18 Nov 2024. The agenda includes HR 9495.

If this bill passes, the Secretary of the Treasury would have the power to strip any non-profit group of it's tax-exempt status with no due process.

If you are part of the fandom community and you are in America, please contact your reps and ask them to vote NO on HR 9495.

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You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended

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this too shall pass

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5 minutes without ao3

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failed, failed, failed. sorry horoscope

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AO3 COME BACK TO ME