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Cassandra: Why is he in my apartment?
Stephanie stitching up a wound on Jason’s arm: You mean our apartment? And look he’s bleeding!
Cassandra: Is it a requirement he bleed in OUR apartment? Can’t he bleed in his own?????
Jason:
Cassandra: 😐
#I do want a team up comic of them so we can really get into the nitty gritty of their different morals and world views#I also think it would be funny to watch her whack him with a giant loony toons mallet#I love jason but watching cass scare the living shit out of him is just objectively good content#Jason being friends with Stephanie and Cass being a mega hater about it… I can’t blame her#I think cass would be a good influence on jason if she could stand to be around him#cassandra cain#jason todd#batman#batfamily#dc comics#dc#batgirl#red hood#stephanie brown
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peepaw in the void?
next on B.E.N.T-
you guys get to name a spaceship
previous ---- part 7 ----- next
there is so much I wanna info dump about spaceship design and everything and aifbajkebfkjbgksbgjbsrb someone needs to open this can o' beans before it explodes in the microwave
#bad end ninja turtles#B.E.N.T#rottmnt#rottmnt future#rottmnt future leonardo#future leonardo#rottmnt leo#tmnt comic#rottmnt comic#for anyone wondering yes I considered using the family guy death pose on the second page#but no I cannt draw it for the life of me and I have no idea why#shit is just gonna get more whack from here I gotta warn you
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Billy definitely thinks about random things during fights and decides the internet needs to know immediately
#billy batson#ACAB!Billy Batson#Billy batson says acab#dc captain marvel#dick grayson#nightwing#Jason todd#red hood#dc comics#justice league#The resulting chaos from redhood and marvel team ups stress everyone out#Batman: would you like to explain why hood left a demon head in the trunk of the Batmobile#Marvel: idk?? He’s from Gotham I thought yall were just like that#Or Billy’s been spamming Jason for six hours straight#And Jason ‘could hack the govt but wtf is TikTok’ has no idea what the hell he’s talking about#Billy: rizz is off the charts but vibes? Whack 💃🏾 ykwim???#Jason in tears seeing 800+ messages on his computer after patrol bc he still has a flip phone: yeah absolutely#Or Batman’s been visibly freaking out all day and he grabs marvel as soon as he gets to the watchtowers alarm system#Hal: wtf did you do he hasn’t been that pissed since I reset the watchtowers alarm system#Billy: Hood is fine 🙄 istg there was an issue with vampires three dimensions over and he wanted to come#Barry: oh god I’m gonna pretend I didn’t just hear you say vampires Hal are you hearing this shit??#Jason reading books from the 14th century: ✅ yeah this is normal#Jason reading messages from a middle schooler: ❌ what fuckass cipher is this I hate everything
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welcome 2 slit city king @danielhowell
#art2 and craft2#daniel howell#dnp#phanart#wad#we’re all doomed#i’m trying so hard to get better w skin rendering and colour zones i’m sorry if shit looks whack
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"Winnie the Pooh refuses the blindfold and dies by firing squad" sounds like a tumblr bit that someone would make a comic of but Red Dwarf did that in 1991
#nick is a dangerous man#red dwarf#getting friends to watch red dwarf with me is really just an excuse to have more people that get it when I reference whack shit that happens
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Not to whack a hornet's nest here but I seriously think some people should reconsider putting their NSFW posts in the main series tag. Multiple main tags, mind you. Those posts will still end up being visible in the main tag search.
You're still engaging in media that is directed to a younger demographic. If you're an older member of the community please think about who is going to see these posts. Not everyone in the community is going to be interested in seeing that kind of stuff. And considering the fact that there are still plenty of younger community members here, I think you should be more mindful about what you post about these characters out in the open.
#ttte#thomas and friends#thomas the tank engine#and then i whacked the hornet's nest.#and no this isn't a matter if a tag needs to be blocked or “if you don't like it just look away”#regardless of your age the media you are engaging with is directed towards children. you as an adult should be mindful about that#and i don't even engage that much with the fandom here but god i know more folks do#i have to wonder do you hear yourself when you're putting these out there? there are younger fans who are gonna stumble on this shit dude#i don't get angry on this blog i really don't. but i'm really sick of seeing a lot of weird shit in the tags#i'm mixing up the words “fandom” and “community” but i generally don't like using the term “fandom” that much. it's 1 am#fauxtrainpost.txt#sorry about this one folks i just got tired
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THEY PUT AN ANIME ONLY MOVE THAT AMULET CLOVER HAD INTO THE MANGA !!
#shugo chara#shugo chara jewel joker#scjj#amulet clover#amulet clover's only move in the manga is remake honey. thats it#the anime gave her a shit ton of stuff which is pretty creative. she has a whole kitcken as her arsenal#in the anime she gets a pan. a bowl. and the honey bubbles#itd be awesome if she had like a rolling pin she could just whack people with dhfkjfshk
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[The Call of the Ring AU]
Ghost kept staring at Price during the unexpected journey and Price had enough
Price: you have something you wish to tell me
Ghost: well- your beard
Price: what about it
Ghost: why do you wear a fake one?
Price: ......
Price: to look important of course
Ghost: so all the wizards must have long beard to look...important?
Price: ...yeah
Ghost: so if I got a long beard I'm important?
Price: no
Price: you're already important, dear Ghost
Ghost: [grumbles] but I want a beard...
#this has been in my head for so long#like gandalf!Price has the usual mutton chop beard only and never like growing out too long cuz it gets incovenient#so he wears a fake one#no one in decades knew except this lil shit bilbo!Ghost#HAHAHA#Ghost will try to steal the beard but fail#gets Thorin!Soap as a joined efforts and also fail#Price whacks them both with his stick#the call of the ring au#simon ghost riley#captain john price#incorrect cod quotes
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Yeah, the US higher ed system is quite differently structured than the European system! (Not sure about the Canadian universities tbh.)
Most bachelor degrees in the US require a certain amount of general education classes that everyone needs to take before you go into specialized classes for your degree. That's why you don't *have* to choose a degree program for the first couple of years if you don't want to and why people can switch majors without needing to completely start over (sometimes).
The general education usually includes life sciences, fine arts, English composition/literature, foreign language, maybe some kind of tech, and physical education (anything from jogging to billiards lol. I did yoga and tai chi for mine. The Ivy League private schools make you do a swimming test to graduate.) The point is to create a well-rounded education, which is what "liberal arts" is supposed to mean.
There's two main ways to get gen Ed credits before you go to a 4 year school/bachelor's programs. High school students can take Advanced Placement (AP) classes, which end with exams created by the College Board (the same company that runs the SAT/ACT general exams that you also usually need to apply to uni). Most unis accept a certain score on an AP test as credit towards one of their general education classes. So for example, I entered uni already having credits for English lit and comp, math (stats), French, history, prolly some other stuff I can't remember. Ofc this is assuming your high school is affluent enough to have AP classes at all and that you can afford the exam fee but it's still cheaper than university tuition.
The other way to get early credits is taking community college classes. Most community colleges have transfer programs set up with nearby unis. So people either take some classes then transfer to a 4 year degree OR they complete an associate's degree and roll that into the final 2 years of a bachelor's and then they have both degrees at the end. A lot of community college general ed courses are also open to high school students if their high school doesn't offer sufficiently advanced classes.
And because its the US, all of this varies based on how your state university system does things. Private universities generally follow this setup but not all.
An associate's degree generally comes from completing a 2 or 3 year program at a community college. In the US, community colleges are smaller state-owned schools that are less expensive than universities. They offer lower level university classes or programs in things like business management, nursing, or general studies. Often people save money by doing their general studies classes at community college then transferring to a 4 year university to finish a bachelor's degree (sometimes you can get an assoc. And bachelor's in the same area). But associate's degrees can also qualify you for a lot of jobs on their own. (Community colleges also usually have a lot of non-degree classes in things like foreign languages, first aid, or honestly whatever someone wants to teach, which are open to anyone.)
Oooh thank you for explaining! I've always had trouble categorizing college from what I've seen in US American media. So you can kinda choose whether going to college as a gen ed continuation, or the opposite to get specialized? Are there any Bachelor's programms you need Associate's degrees for?
I'm fairly sure something similar used to exist in Belgium for specific fields, but they were homogenized in the ECTS system introduced by the Bologna process (essentially making it easier to change fields without losing your credit, and making international recognition of diploma's possible). Now theoretically there are distinctions between institutions for more practical education (no options for Master's degrees in most cases but this is changin) versus more theoretical/academic studies. If you take a practical Bachelor's degree, it might be that you need extra credit to take a Master's.
#education systems are weird#<- prev tag#they really are#sooo much is leftover from 18th and 19th century systems that don't match what we need today#and then you throw in european universities that are way older than that#shit gets whack#also SO MUCH in the US depends on where you happen to live and how much you can afford#bc this is late stage capitalism ans we can't just fund people learning things because#HEAVEN FORFEND#we just HELP PEOPLE#and IMPROVE SOCIETY#university#college#american higher ed#higher education#chats
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Hey, how the hell are some of y’all regularly posting fic chapters that are 10k+ words???? How???
#Naff I am looking directly at you#you post fic chapters at a breathtaking and terrifying rate#love it but holy shit#but also#Bamsara I am making eye contact#I’ve been working on this chapter for how long??#and I am just getting over 7.5k?#wild#whack#anyways#fanfic writers are amazing I love y’all
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if this bothers anyone they can kindly feel free to leave or ignore it or whatever but can we stop flooding the x reader tags with half-baked thinkpieces on why people should or shouldn’t do whatever with their writing. every other post is “you shouldn’t romanticize [x]” “you’re problematic if you do [x]” “stop writing about [x]” “[x] is gross and if you write about it kill yourself” how about if you don’t like certain content you heed the content warnings, block the tags, don’t interact with it, so on and so forth. of course part of our responsibility as writers, especially ones dealing with sensitive topics, is to label and tag our works appropriately but let’s be real—i hardly see any writers (at least within the bsd fandom) who don’t make it abundantly clear what they do/do not write about, interact with, or tolerate. wait until you find out how much fucked up shit happens in real life and how much some person on the internet coping with their trauma by writing self insert fanfiction about a cartoon character doesn’t fucking correlate to the perpetuation of that fucked up shit at all. it doesn’t even have to be that serious. people are going to write and read the content they want and they’re allowed to and you spilling your complaints all over the x reader tags “to boost attention” isn’t gonna change that. if you don’t like something ignore, unfollow, block, mind your own business. it’s actually super easy
#notice how i’m gonna tag this discourse… because that’s probably an appropriate tag to use#discourse#also these posts are almost always riddled with kys sentiment. like okay what makes you any holier than what you’re criticizing#don’t even get me started on the whole fiction inherently affects reality#because of course it does#but it doesn’t HAVE to#almost like there might be some nuance#and black and white thinking doesn’t really apply to things rooted in the infinite ways human beings can experience things#yall ever heard of writing as an outlet? 💀#my detailed descriptions of dazai whacked out of his mind on hard drugs are not manuals for how to live your life btw#cause i guess that needs to be fucking stated#someone having a fucked up kink is not the end of the world. JUST DONT LOOK AT IT!#and if you’re writing dark/sensitive content and not tagging it im squinting real hard at you. tag your shit#tldr tags exist for a reason. use them and use them right? it’s what they were fucking invented for#some of u guys don’t pay bills and it shows#reid speaks.ᐟ#fanfic discourse
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Belphie and IK tidbits that made me laugh
- This one is very OOC but my older brother loves to call me a dickhead (lovingly) and that definitely seems like something Belphie would say if IK pulled a prank on him idk it just feels like that sort of relationship where he'll walk up and lightly push IK over for no reason and then walk away. The same vein as older siblings bursting through your door just to turn the light off and leave he's such an asshole I love him
- IK doing that viral thing where in the middle of Belphie talking she throws a slice of cheese/lunch meat at his face and it just sticks there
- Belphie going up to IK and fake beating her up like you do with a cat, exaggerated punching sounds and all
- Belphie tossing a pillow over IK and laying on top of her (not with his full weight ofc, but enough to trap her)
I can see him being generally very bothersome. love that guy (kinda)
they're like a pair of cats who find very cherished companionship in each other by fighting constantly <3 like those fights cats have where they just smack each other at lightning speed
the family'll be all chilling together in the common and ik just veeeery slowly reaches out and hits him in the arm. she keeps doing it an increasingly short intervals and belphie can't allowed to retaliate without the others ganging up on him sbdkfsbd
(belphie acts annoyed but he also always takes ik's side against the others, so he can't complain)
beel watches them take it in turns silently hitting each other with belphie's pillow and he's just like "[sentimental sigh] i love my family so much"
#answering asks#whensam#!belphie#!beelzeburger#there's this one video i saw ages ago of a kitten running up to the older cat and hitting it#then the older cat ever so gently reaches out and WHACKS the kitten off the bed#i can't find it now but just imagine that with these two#belphie forgets how many more times stronger he is than ik and is immediately like Oh shit are you ok???#ik gets up silently and turns to mammon (who is across the room doing his own thing)#without even looking up mammon picks up a cushion and launches it across the room and into belphie's face at mach speed
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So hard being a sukuna enjoyer and trying to find fics about him because you get one of two options
1. God awful out of character reader insert porn where you’re his uwu submissive (normally terrified of him) concubine or some shit but GASSSSPPPP he ACTUALLY cares about you and is soft for YOU ONLY and he wants you to GET PREGNANT with HIS HEIR oh my GOD
Or
2. God awful out of character suku.fushi or suku.ita where the plot is like what if sukuna was a MAFIA BOSS and he got OBSESSED WITH THEM and KIDNAPPED them and also it was INCEST and OMEGAVERSE and they call him DADDY while he FUCKS THEM INTO THE MATTRESS and talks about their PUSSY the WHOLE time
And both make me want to throw up in my mouth and momentarily wish I had the power to arbitrarily ban ppl from posting on the internet
#his tag on ao3 is truly a desolate fucking wasteland of the most radioactive garbage I have ever laid eyes on#like ???????#okay given his character I GUESS I understand why ppl are so obsessed with writing more ‘’’’taboo’’’’ stuff with him#but like. number one you could do it in a lot more interesting or tasteful way lol#and number two#half the time???? you aren’t even using canon verse or exploring his actual character??????#they’re just using him for some annoyingly horrendous poorly written sa fantasy in the shittiest AU imaginable#like what is the point#I GET IT you just wanna fuck an older man with a whack power dynamic#stop making it MY PROBLEM#stop putting it IN FRONT OF MY EYEBALLS#no matter how I try to filter I can’t fucking escape this shit 😭😭😭😭#like sorry idk I think he’s interesting because of his actual personality and abilities and history and relationship to canon#not because you can use him as a stand in for every poorly written edgy male booktok love interest#uuuggggghhhhhhhh#can I please just find some good canon verse fics#maybe with some sukume to explore that relationship#or theories about his past#or his relationship to megumi or yuuji that is NOT from the lens of him wanting to break their cervix idk#kaz rambles
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Do you still like big time rush or has James ruined them for you?
i have absolutely no idea how long ago this was from but like. y'all what even is this offhand ask lmao ( ; ⚆ _ ⚆ )
but alright screw it, just to set the record straight: i loved Big Time Rush lots and lots, that much is obvious. the nick show itself was such an integral part of my childhood, and i absolutely have no regrets about rediscovering the band last 2020 and diving in headfirst right into the deep end *Hot Summer by Heffron Drive starts blasting out* of their music and inevitably joining the fandom. i'm especially forever thankful for all the interesting experiences and fun projects and amazing friends i've made along the way, so i'm sincerely always going to have a certain fondness for BTR in the deepest crevices of my vv heart and soul.....
although yes, certainly *that* whole situation and other such related unfortunate controversies had kinda soured it to the point where i got uncomfortable calling myself a rusher—but that ultimately wasn't what made me fall out, it was just plain 'ol ✨burnout✨ idk keeping up with the fandom just got a little bit too hectic and way too toxic for me, so i moved on to other things better for my peace of mind. anyway, i'm mostly into cool J-pop stuff and ofc my most beloved svensk pojkband FO&O nowadays (also for language-learning purposes hehe :^D) and tbh these have been so incredibly wonderful and healing for me.....but i confess, i still kinda miss BTR and check in on them from time to time. hell, i even have a whooole bunch of chaotic BTR ocs that casually live rent-free in my mind now and forever and i'm constantly tempted to return to this rotting blog just so I can endlessly infodump lore abt them but i'm Annoying™ and who'd want that anyway soooo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
so yes, i do love Big Time Rush. despite everything, i still like the show and the music, i like all the silly wacky unhinged creations and nostalgic memories i have of it, i like the fandom generally and seeing notifs still pop up on this inactive blog as the ever-faithful rushers continue to thrive and be inspired by the band and its legacy (shoutout to all the new-wave tumblrushers hehe i see u guys much love and hugs and i hope y'all keep up all the fun vibes and creativity here mwah xoxo (*^3^)/~♡), and i really don't wanna allow anything to ruin all those good feelings i got from them, even if that means being critical and letting go of certain aspects. i don't have to love everything about it, really. just enough for me is hopefully enough ❤️🩹
and now, the musical journey continues...?
(p.s. #1: UNRELATED-ISH GIF BUT ALSO I PROMISE THIS GIF IS RELEVANT BC HE'S TECHNICALLY ONE OF MY BTR OCS SO LIKE THAT COUNTS RIGHT??? ( ꈨຶ ˙̫̮ ꈨຶ ))
(p.s. #2: BTR actually dropped by our country in their world tour last October 2024,,, too little, too late :"))) and apparently there was a whole fucking drama that went down abt it too??? anubayan nakakahiya gagi ahshdjsjdk)
#this ask kinda whack but aye at least i can use it to explain my disappearance for the last two years. not that anyone gives a shit but yk#this is a very sparknotes version though like seriously so much shit has went down in my existence istg#including getting hospitalised for a month major surgery and nearly getting nerfed by god but we gotta keep it nice and light here sorry ;×#n e way. i don't have much in the way of new btr stuff apart from my 10-member Heartbreaker Club OC au so prepare to be disappointed#and oh maybe i'll post my old btr drafts bc i have a whole load of those. my blog drafts sit at 2000+ rn so i gotta clear the archive out#there's still lots of gifsets and edits and shizz but unfortunately my fic drafts are trapped in a jank laptop with zero access#i have no idea. literally no one gives a damn allen lmao but i'm just spitballing here. i kinda miss actively being a part of a fandom tbh#so. a quiet blog reboot for now? i kinda wanna keep the FOOO theme bc it's nostalgic to me though.....#if i'm still unwelcome then. i'll go insane alone as always hehehe <3#btr#big time rush#asks#answered#all the windows down#I STILL CAN'T REMEMBER MY TAGS WHY DID PAST ME HAVE TO BE SO CONVOLUTED ABOUT IT THE SMARMY MOTHERYUCKER (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻#hello btw nonexistent audienceee (←peak delusional)
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Tina X Jimmy Jr. bobs burgers if it was swapped and also lowkey better #TBH
#this sounds like im hating on tinimmy.... well im not its alright and can work fineeeee but idont knowwwww#a lot of times people just write jimmy to be less mean to make it work better. and judy is already sort of jimmy but less mean. so you know#this lorenverse shit gets SERIOUS....#the great north#bobs burgers#also unrelated tinimmy is kind of a whack shipname. i guess the alternatives arent that better but IDK couldve been workshopped a little
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Magenta
#not to get too political and shit#but the cops in my neck of the woods have always been corrupt pieces of shit#i have quite a few stories where i felt unsafe around them#biggest one when they tried to lure me from 5 of my latino pals that were driving me home from a party back in 2010#i digress#anyway just got the news they getting sued by the aclu for spying on citizens who are lgbtq progressive or for reproductive rights#and that they've been doing it since roe got overturned#not surprised in the slightest#there's 2 cops I've personally worked with in my city for mental health outreach who are decent people and do give a shit#but to the rest#get fucked cunts#magenta is my vent word#i need to move out of this area....stat#granted i love it where i live the rents cheap i have a nice landlord#but this region is whack
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