#no one in decades knew except this lil shit bilbo!Ghost
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[The Call of the Ring AU]
Ghost kept staring at Price during the unexpected journey and Price had enough
Price: you have something you wish to tell me
Ghost: well- your beard
Price: what about it
Ghost: why do you wear a fake one?
Price: ......
Price: to look important of course
Ghost: so all the wizards must have long beard to look...important?
Price: ...yeah
Ghost: so if I got a long beard I'm important?
Price: no
Price: you're already important, dear Ghost
Ghost: [grumbles] but I want a beard...
#this has been in my head for so long#like gandalf!Price has the usual mutton chop beard only and never like growing out too long cuz it gets incovenient#so he wears a fake one#no one in decades knew except this lil shit bilbo!Ghost#HAHAHA#Ghost will try to steal the beard but fail#gets Thorin!Soap as a joined efforts and also fail#Price whacks them both with his stick#the call of the ring au#simon ghost riley#captain john price#incorrect cod quotes
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