#shippers. yknow.

[bluegiragi]

hoard. (full comic on patreon)

[poppyseed788]

This is how Shrimpo can come to like Finn-

[avocado62524]

[askgardenerwoods]

hi Emma! Who do you consider your friends do you have a crush on anybody?

" For crushes... "

[cupiidzbow]

i’ve seen a couple posts like this already but i hope this year is kinder self shippers of color. those with darker skin, hair that cant be found anywhere in picrews going around, those who have to witness people shipping with characters of color and paint them as aggressive or fetishize them. those who have to deal with passive aggressive or outright racist behavior towards them. i know fandom racism is so common but it makes me a little sick how normalized it is within spaces, that it happens so much. i hope we can be treated a little better this year, preferably treated better all together

[ceratedfish24]

Impulse: You’re my sister now Pearl

Pearl: Careful, Impulse. The fans will run with that.

… rip Grimpulse shippers ig😭😭😭

[morbiidseclusion]

everytime i see a picture or some fanart of skwisgaar that i really like i just go “LAWD HAVE MERCY” in my head but like in caseoh’s voice specifically

[moxielynx]

mermaid morro au anyone

[olberic]

listen i know spirk is the big thing and i do get why. but you dont understand that when i was 12 my parents got me into scifi as a genre by getting me into tos space speed/movies 2 3 & 4. but 12 yr old me didnt have full context. 12 yr old me didnt know about spirk’s influence. 12 yr old me just saw spock and mccoy bicker before spock trusted his whole entire brain and memories with him before getting himself killed for (his) the crew’s sake. then in movie iii theres that scene when mccoy’s like whispering at him and admits “…i supposed i missed you. and i dont know if i could stand to lose you again.” then theres a big special ceremony just for the two of them where mccoy risks it all. what im saying is that spones awoke something in me

[holy-smut]

I don't wanna bother you or anything, but you forgot to make a tommatt tag- /srs /nm

it's no bother!

i won't say anything is 100% certain, but i'm probably not going to draw any nsfw tommatt. tom's not as comfortable around matt as he is with edd, nor is matt willing to push tom out of his comfort zone like tord is. neither of them are really the kind to make the first move.

basically, they're very close friends, and go on the occasional date just the two of them, but they are not involved sexually.

[moth-bells]

I cant get vampire brian out of my head Like imagining him being a vampire before he ends up how he does, and he doesnt want to hurt anyone, so he used to steal from hospitals and blood banks to get what he needed Until Tim finds out about him and tentatively offers to help And when shit hits the fan, Tim hasnt seen Brian at anypoint that he remembers, but hes seen that hooded motherfucker. He thinks Brian is gone for good.. Until theres a knock on his door. Tim answers it, not sure what hes gonna find, but he sure as shit didnt expect the guy with the hood and ski mask to collapse into his house. And hes freaked out, but this bastard isnt in any condition to hurt anyone. So he drags him in and hears the guy mumbling something. Tim cant hear a single god damn word the guy is saying, so he finally nuts up and pulls the mask up. At first, he doesnt recognize the man, but up and up that mask goes until he's horrified to see a too pale face. Its Brian. He looks like shit, like the time Tim found him and he hadnt managed to get any blood bags to drink from. Tim knows exactly what this is and like that he doesnt give a shit what Brian's done, hes unbuttoning his shirt to expose more of his throat. Brian's bordering on delirious, but Tim can hear him now. "No..I can't...I'll kill you.." Tim doesnt reply to that at first as he's sitting down on the floor and dragging his friend to sit up more. He's pressing Brian's face into his neck, letting him feel the heat of blood and the thumping of his heart. Buh-dum Buh-dum Buh-dum

"I dont care."

[therandomcreechur]

this gayass mf

0 x 15 one sided yuri/yaoi???

[thisisnotkitty]

hello securitywaiter nation have you thought about ness being abby’s teacher bc I HAVE

below the cut because i can't shut up ever :D

-abby does well enough in school academically but is still needs some work in the socioemotional dept

-when she starts a new school year mike is a bit worried but then she comes back home absolutely ecstatic and mike is like “okay this is good”

-she talks all about how mr. ness lets her color while he teaches and how mr. ness gave them all name tags w silly drawings (hers is a bear) etc etc

-mike is actually really happy bc most teachers have a hard time understanding abby (heck, he has a hard time understanding her) so he’s looking forward to meeting this mr. ness during back to school night

-it goes on like this for awhile, with abby raving about mr. ness and mike is just happy that his little sister seems to be doing better in school. the first time she comes home talking about these kids she hung out with at recess he practically cries

-back to school night is here and the first time mike sees this mr. ness he’s like abby u traitor you didnt tell me this man was exactly my type (he doesn’t actually tell her bc he never brings up his lovelife around her - not that he’s had much of one - but still isn’t this the type of things siblings know intrinsically)

-anyways they’re having the kids show their guardians around the classroom and their seats and everything and then mr. ness is explaining the way his class works and mike is totally paying attention. yup. he’s not distracted by those chocolate brown eyes at ALL

-so they’re waiting to do the one-on-ones with the teacher and mike crouches down next to abby and tries to be all chill “hey, abs. has mr. ness ever mentioned a partner or anything?” acting all nonchalant

-but abby sees right through him and is immediately like “he’s single! do u want me to put in good word for you?” and mikes like “NO i have no idea what ur talking about haha i just wanted to know bc it’s important to know that about ur teachers okay wait why are you smiling like that”

-(abby’s a little menace and already ships it)

-when it’s finally their turn mike is just chanting to himself “be normal. be normal. be normal” lmao

-but now that he’s sitting face to face with the teacher he notices that he has freckles and every chance he had at playing it cool goes out the window

-ness is telling him all about how well abby is doing in class and if there was anything he could do to make it easier for her in the classroom and abby’s just sitting there looking at mike internally screaming with a smile

-so she turns to her teacher and is like “you should get mike’s number just in case something comes up. he’ll probably think of some things later since he’s been taking care of me alone for awhile” (bc u know when kids do that things where they kinda trauma dump at the most random moments lmao)

-and ness at first refuses and is like “im sure email works just fine!” and abby’s like WHYY is he not just taking the bait and then she has like a lightbulb moment

-bc ness probably assumes like everyone else that mike is a single father and abby’s his daughter and abby’s like oh no how do i make this work

-so she goes full anya mode (for my spy x family watchers) and is like “im sure mike would appreciate having your number on hand! he’s a very protective older brother you see. taking care of his little sister must be hard. i’m sure being a big brother like him is hard so it’d be for his peace of mind. did i mention he’s my older brother”

-and ness also has a little bit of a crush already forming so he doesn’t catch the obvious set up and is instead distracted by the fact that the handsome guy in front of him is in fact NOT a single father so maybe he does have a chance wowow

-yup so they exchange numbers andddddd ill come back to this later i really need coffee

[selfship-confession-box]

gghhhhhxjhdjdj

feel free to delete this one or tag appropriately if it's too much or too risque/nsfw-adjacent but.

god why is it that i crush on a character, i go to find content on places like ao3 (for example,) and all i find of them are shitty rape fics. they have literally never done or had anything to do with that kind of thing in-canon at any point, and it honest to god doesn't seem like they ever will be involved in those kinds of actions, given the nature of the media or source-material they're from

am i weird for feeling like the angriest `thirsty man sitting in a desert` alive, fellas

i have Nothing

.

[jacenotjason]

so opposite barnaby canonically calls everyone by there last names. he calls Frank, Frankly. he calls Howdy, Pillar. etc etc

this means

he calls Wally "Darling"

and Eddie "Dear"

...uuh do with this what you will??

[lunavagans]

Where the hell did the whump go in my sunburn whump fic? I thought Shadow would be more shaken by it. Unfortunately not, gotta step up my game.