olberic

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my place of work has just restricted and forbidden the use of AI tools and any use will treated as a security and policy breach

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I want to get a boob job after I die so that at my open casket funeral when everyone's looking at my beautiful body they'll all be like did the mortician...? no....

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there are some characters that i want to stay miserable and closeted forever

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inherent gay need to redesign my bedroom every 3 months

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turn on the TV?

(based on a convo between me and a friend)

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fanart of this dess design

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what is he thinking about...?

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started reading more than meets the eye. my beloved roddy

bonus:

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rate my chestnut man

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imo the nature of tumblr is that everyone is constantly thinking to themselves "yeah maybe what i post is a little cringey but at least i'm not posting [blank]" and everyone is thinking this in a big web of "at least i'm not THAT guy" like that xkcd gag of everyone on the train thinking everyone else is a sheep or the "their barbaric invaders vs our righteous whatever" cartoon and there's no endpoint of who's truly uncringe. i can't even be like "stop putting the anime horse betting on my dash" bc someone would inevitably say "ok marvel fujoshi" and kill me instantly

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i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

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>two parts oatmeal one part milk

that shit goes down smooth as silk

>two parts oatmeal one part rice

kinda weird but could be nice

>two parts oatmeal one part stew

now it's getting hard to chew

>two parts oatmeal one part mole

um no thanks i'm really full

>two parts oatmeal one part mouse

what the fuck dude leave my house

>two parts oatmeal one part arm

where'd that come from who'd you harm

>two parts oatmeal one part ned

who is that oh god he's dead

>two parts oatmeal one part gourd

oh fuck yeah i'm back onboard!

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I like when he’s mad. That’s all I’ll say about that.

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thanks for letting me hang out on here even though i dont have a favorite mounting goats song

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a better apology.

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tachyon’s secret (empty) test tube???