#she just snoozes

[in-tua-deep]

I love when child sits on my lap because she likes to listen to the TV/other house noises but also wants to face me

Which just means I end up cuddling with a cat who looks absolutely furious to be here

[starflungwaddledee]

did you remember to leave space for all your phantom limbs?

⋆｡ ﾟ☁︎｡ ⋆｡ ﾟ☀︎｡ ⋆｡ ﾟ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ˚★⋆｡˚ ┊ ┊ ⋆ ┊ ★⋆ ┊ ◦ kirbytober 2024 #03 ★⋆ miracle // phantom // magic

[hesztia16]

Promt:

Bruce kept trackers in the people he loved. Ever since Dick was a young boy prone to get kidnapped. Some with consent, some… not so much. But it was a crime he was willing to commit, if only for the way it calmed his nerves when he looked at the little dots on his screen.

Alfred, in the kitchen, working tirelessly on lunch.

Tim, in Drake Manor (much to his annoyance, but he was working on that one), probably enjoying the weekend before school.

Dick, in Bludhaven (again, much to his annoyance) spending his day off with some friends in a coffee shop.

Barbara, in the library, helping visitors.

And the one little dot that always pained him to look at, but couldn’t bring himself to disarm, right above-

Where is it?

There.

Why in all Hell’s name was his son’s body in the hospital instead of the cemetery?

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

continuation of this post (bird adeptus reader)

Foul Legacy is naturally bigger than almost all mortals, and some immortals, too- he's taller than both Shenhe and Ganyu, your sisters, and even towers over Cloud Retainer, human or adeptus form. really, you shouldn't feel bad about the size difference! it's normal, especially for an Abyssal creature!

but while your human form's height is relatively ordinary, your adeptal form is... small. as in, finch-sized. easily carried in a child's palm. it's also your most natural form, even after you master shapeshifting, so you often wake up as a tiny songbird nestled on top of your pillow, the rest of the bed empty- it scared Legacy at first, when you would seemingly vanish, but he quickly put the pieces together when the same small bird would keep showing up where you last were, chirping at him sheepishly and bounce around on the mattress. he simply chirrups back, extending a hand palm up so you can hop into it if you'd like.

as embarrassing as your adeptal form is, you'll admit that Legacy's hand is quite comfortable, especially when you nestle down and fluff up your feathers. he curls his claws in slightly so you won't fall, carrying you around your domain and letting you enjoy the sun- he knows the feeling of wanting to be in the form that's most natural to you for a few hours. it's what Ajax feels after days of not using Foul Legacy, the urge to transform and curl up amidst several soft pillows gnawing at his subconscious. sometimes, if he also wants to bask in the sunlight, he'll set you on his head, allowing you to nest in his soft copper hair as you take a nap together.

you apologize profusely once you transform back into a human, face warm as you bow your head. but Foul Legacy just purrs, leaning in to scoop you into his arms again and cradling your human self, giving you a playful lick on the cheek. don't worry- he'll hold you close always, adeptal or human form.

[nefja]

Now they're both sleeping peacefully. Sometimes some dogs need to learn the tooth way first tho...

[princescar]

Enomatsumiki ot3 charts bc them and Chappell Roan is the only thing that has been keeping me stable

[batz]

ohmy Little Squeak,

[humanblt]

day 31: i’m super late bc i kept getting distracted from drawing…. (my bed is the culprit)

[gay-jesus-probably]

She sleepy...

[peachdues]

my purse is fucking stuffed full of nonsense peach and tbh im giving a photo tour bear with me here:

costco card, pouch i carry into costco with me as a wallet, valium, my sardine pouch, a fresh pack of masks and tissues, toothbrush/paste/ointment, clip, satoken cats i never got around to putting on my bag, two journals, my favorite pen

and in the sardine case:

paper soap, pepcid, azo, anti nausea medicine, a million bandaids, hand towel (my other one is in the wash) and ofc the bag and her accessories

UMMM KENDALL??

So are we making out with tongue now??? This is what I keep all my essentials in!! My face sunscreen stick, my hair stick, a mini brush, mints, nail glue, hand sanitizer —

Can I also just say you are That Girl with the Miu Miu??? I’m so obsessed with you.

WE ALSO HAVE THE SAME BALLOON ANIMAL KEYCHAIN?? Mine is white and lilac!! Let’s hold hands and carry our bags together!! Your accessories are everything and this bag SCREAMS you!!

[insufferable-talkstuck]

dirk & rose overthink and analyze the fuck out of everything. dave & roxy do too, but their method for dealing with that is distracting themselves as much as possible to not be able to think about it anymore

[lagtrained]

gary more like girlboss

[daisychainsandbowties]

oooooh lads we’re really fixating on orbital mechanics beatrice and her emotional support PIP-droid over here

[19catsncounting]

Mary Winchester being the world's first 33 year old failmom who is also in her 60's was revolutionary. But I feel like Supernatural really missed the mark on her also being a Country Mom when she's not committing spree killings with her imported sociopathic boytoy.

She should have been obsessed with phone apps. Candy Crush and Words with Friends knockoffs, not even the real app because she thinks it's just like getting the generic brand at the grocery store to save a few cents.

She checks a Daily Devotional website every morning and despite having a literal Angel of God sitting next to her at the breakfast table, sometimes she reads a scripture and mutter "Oh that's nice," thinking it's God's way of communicating with her. Instead of asking his wholeass son to pass along the message.

She reads the cowboy romance novels, the ones that are So Straight And Christian that it's crossed the threshold into kink material. Widower Derrick with his 3,000 acre ranch, his three sons named Ezekiel and a daughter who loves pink and misses her mama, asks Annette Mae to pray with him because he's tempted by the devil to hold her hand without her father's permission, and Mary is eating that shit up with a spoon. Since she's been scooped out of the early 80's into the 2010's, she also has no immunity to cringe Hallmark movies.

As a product of the 70's as well as Kansas, Mary Winchester Is Not Immune To Big Silver-Laid Turquoise Bangles.

Chicken Soup for the Soul, a publication that has not actually been in print since 2012, magically appears on gas station reading racks when she and Cas are on the road. When she reads an emotional testimonial in them, she just tells the nearest person about it then says "It really makes you think," instead of crying.

She never said "Bless your heart" in the show because it would have been more potent than an F-bomb. It's basically the fastest demon-killing spell in the universe.

All I'm saying is that she could still be totally inept at being emotionally available with her grown-ass sons and still have a stronger personal connection to the Pioneer Woman than Sam and Dean combined.

[local-hellhound-steals-spaghetti]

Where has this little whimsical creature been all my life????

[antiquesintheattic]

only class of the day is cancelled 🧘‍♀️