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Someone on Facebook said that this was the Aikido version of “POCKET SAND!” and they’re absolutely right
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telling your online friends "wait there i'm coming" is funny regardless of the distance that you are from them. if they're within driving distance it has the humor of being a real possibility and if they're overseas it's funny because how are you getting there. especially if it's a limited time event. one of my personal favorites is saying i'm walking in their general direction
#my go to joke is if one of us has food and the other one wants it#the instructions are then “alright go outside i'll throw you some"#like yeah man i'm gonna yeet these cookies SO HARD and so precisely you can catch them like 1000 km away. flawless plan no notes
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back at it again...
(dont tag as ship)
#on god what i wouldnt give for one mission in Days that lets you just. kick the shit out of demyx#just once. i love him he's delightful. but fuck you dude stop unloading work on me#like one of the demyx missions he's like 'roxaaaass can you do the wooork?“ and roxas just goes ”no“ and fights him over it#after you kick demyx's ass you go home immediately and leave him to do the mission his damn self#i feel like saix would let that slide at least once okay. it's beating a work ethic into demyx. this is a public service saix
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Kink isn’t shameful because of the weird sex stuff. That part’s rad. It’s shameful because it is technically improv.
#ehhh it's somewhat scripted improv (if you're doing it right)#proper improv means you go in fully blind#for a kink scene everyone should know what's gonna happen and all the beats you're going to hit#not to mention some lines are loosely scripted if someone wants a specific form of dirty talk
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Belgians must be stopped
#for maximum comedy should've edited the screenshot to replace all the norts with just axel#given that the names are just axel + 11 anagrams for axel
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In response to why Obi-Wan is losing armour during the course of the war (now that i've been released from captivity):
The suicidal ideations theory: Obi-Wan is slowly losing his armor during the course of the war because he is getting more careless with his life since he is losing the will to live. -- The loss of armour symbolises the decline of his mental health.
The practicality theory: Obi-Wan is losing armour beause as the war drags on he simply does not have the time to deal with the logistics of wearing armour. He is simply cutting back the time he would spend on maintenance + putting it on/taking it off + storing it. -- The loss of armour symbolises increasing urgency.
The martyr theory: Obi-Wan is tired of changing his fighting style to accommodate the extra weight and restrictions. He is prioritizing speed (which in the case of his preferred lightsaber style, Soresu, means acting as a human shield) over his own protection. -- The loss of armour symbolises his desire to protect others at the cost of his own safety.
The identity theory: He is losing his armour in protest because he feels like his duties as a soldier are in contradiction with his Jedi lifestyle. The armour, or rather what it represents, conflicts with his principles. -- The loss of armour symbolises his reaffirmance of his Jedi identity.
The aesthetic theory: It just isn't his look. -- The loss of armour symbolises Obi-Wan's status as a bimbo.
#the doylist theory: armour is easy to animate bcause it's just rigid plates that move with the character#while jedi robes are swooshy things that come with their own physics and are a lot harder to do#so more robes show up later in the clone wars bcause the animators got good enough to work with harder models#same reason why everybody in the galaxy mysteriously has short and styled hair. or they're bald. or they always wear their hair up#hair physics are fucking hard to animate
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You know, some of my favorite fics are abandoned. And yeah, I wish they weren't abandoned, but it doesn’t change the fact that I love them. I certainly don’t wish they’d never been written. Just saying, for those of us with dangling fics we guilt ourselves over. It’s still better that you wrote what you wrote.
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Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.
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Art Sled Rally at Powderhorn Park!
via Axios Twin Cities
#Minnesota #Minneapolis
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the Empty House - part 1
It is the spring of the year 1894, and Sherlock Holmes has been dead for three years. Watson's Sketchbook returns with THE EMPTY HOUSE - part 1! Bonus points to whoever recognizes what classic of Victorian literature Holmes is quoting on the first page.
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Holmes references dressing as a woman in the Adventure of the Mazarin Stone - I always wanted to see more of that disguise:
Watson is in mourning. Men did not wear as elaborate mourning as women in this era, but the extra wide hatband was one way to convey a deep personal loss. Who that loss is referring to is probably not something that Watson is entirely honest about, even to himself:
There's a theory from Madeleine B. Stern that Holmes's bookseller was a real life person named Alfred B. Clementson, and that he impersonates him in Empty House, so I nabbed that name.
Looks like these guys are okay, after all :)
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