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had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

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has a celebrity ever noticed you on social media?

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How many first cousins do you have? (if you have a rough estimate just guess)

None

1-5

6-10

11-15

16-25

26-40

41-60

61-79

80+

I could not possibly even guess how many cousins I have

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A bell. A small silver bell that once adorned a Torah scroll in a shul in Nazi Germany. It was November 9 and 10th, 1938 which came to be known as Kristallnacht or Reichskristallnacht, also referred to as the Night of Broken Glass-for the shards of broken glass that littered the streets after the windows of Jewish-owned stores, buildings, and synagogues were smashed.

My amazing grandmother was about 11 years old when this happened in her town. She remembers walking into her synagogue a few days after that hate-filled night. In the midst of the torn pieces of the sacred Torah scrolls, the broken glass, and the thousands of ripped pages of the prayer books she found a small silver bell sticking out of the debris. She picked it up and put it in her pocket.

My grandmother was lucky in a sense. She was put on a boat at the age of 13 to take a three week trip to America completely and utterly alone. She met my grandfather and they had two kids one of them being my mom— and the rest they say, is history – or is it?

A few months ago, when I was visiting her, she handed me a small jewelry box. Inside was that very bell that she recovered in 1938 a few days after Kristallnacht. It was one of the few possessions she hid on her person and took with her to America when she escaped. She had never told anybody about the bell until recently. But now she gave it to me knowing that it will serve as a testament to generations past and future that we should never forget.

Source: Tamara Edelstein Humans of Judaism

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The best thing I've ever seen while driving was when I was racing across Idaho on my roadtrip to get home when suddenly my gps out of nowhere tells me that I can save an hour and a half by taking a detour. I had no idea why. I was in the middle of a pretty rural part of the state and twilight was setting in and the road looked clear, but holy shit, 90 minutes? I had no idea how or why this detour would do that but I took it anyways and got off the main interstate onto a frontage road.

About 2 minutes of driving later revealed VERY abrupt traffic backed up for miles. I had gotten off the interstate at the exact right and last moment. Everyone was pissed off and angry, so it seemed new. And here me and like three other cars were, racing past and completely skipping the traffic they were suddenly stuck in. There was no movement. Only traffic. I could feel their envy as I drove by wondering what the fuck was going on.

I fully expected there to have been a huge accident. Something like a head on collision. But then about four miles down the road, I see it. A tipped over truck, and thousands upon thousands of tiny brown potatoes still rolling across the road.

The driver was outside, his head in his hands, looking very much alright but appropriately stressed out, and behind him was miles of angry traffic caused by truck tipping over and dumping thousands of potatoes onto the asphalt. A potato spill. In Idaho. The state only known for potatoes. It still makes me laugh thinking about it.

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forcing every character into romance or found family ruins character discussion imo

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so many ppl grew up in a society that told them jews are evil and never bothered to question it. and now, because they already have that ingrained in them, they fall for whatever stupid shit that validates that for them. this is why this war is so full of disinformation bc people just happily believe whatever they read. like ffs there are places that teach the protocols of the elders of zion as history!! and you want me to believe these people are just anti-zionist ?? get fucking real

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adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

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Hey Jumblr,

Reblog this and tell me one thing you'd like for non-Jews to know about Jews and Judaism.

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corporate ppl are always like “i hate email comms they cause so many delays” but those people are fools. i crave communication delays. i hit send on an email and then immediately shoot a prayer up to the heavens that the response may take 2-3 days. let’s slow everything down just a bit thank you.

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Peggys Cove, Nova Scotia