#serious quote

[sulasnsleep]

“The eyes of others our prisons; their thoughts our cages.”

— Virginia Woolf

[asthedeathoflight]

Still thinking about none houses left grief, and while I understand where people are coming from, "it took me out of the world" is just... Really not a relevant criticism here. Like, that line is SUPPOSED to be jarring. It is supposed to be kind of darkly funny, but the point isnt for you to laugh. Its not trying to be a punchline. The point of that line IS to "take you out of the world" because the point is that *this world isn't what you thought it was.*

[knightofleo]

Angela Orosco Silent Hill 2

[unsung-idiot]

[cod-dump]

Ghost: Stay safe, Soap

Soap: Course, LT

(Later)

Soap: *getting a bullet wound patched up*

Ghost, rushing into the room: Johnny!

Soap: I’m alright-

Ghost: What the FUCK did I say?!

Soap:

Ghost: I fucking tell you to stay safe and you go and get shot?! What the FUCK??

Soap: *stares*

Soap: I honestly can’t tell if you’re being serious or joking… do you think I went and purposely let myself get shot?

Ghost: Yes! To spite me!

Soap:

[cameoliob]

You could ask me why Kallus is my favorite star wars character and I COULD say that its because he has a wonderfully written arc with an impactful presence (even despite his minimal screentime) but that would be a lie

He is my favorite because he is a rat bastard :

- He shows up and is the worst guy youve ever met for a season and a half

- You seriously want to beat this guy up he sucks so bad he is so fucking annoying

- He gets stuck on an ice moon with his nemesis and spends THE ENTIRE TIME either screaming, or serving face

- Like seriously, dude, youre about to freeze to death why are you mewing

- We dont see him again until season 3,

- He becomes THE WORST SPY IN THE WORLD

- Is found out after like 6 months, and in the episode where he gets found out, he spends THE ENTIRE EPISODE -- mind you, this man is like 36-- arguing with a TEENAGER

- Skip to zero hour

- He gets his ass whooped

- Battle of Attolon is happening, the casualties are imeasurable, everything is going to shit; he decides that this is the perfect time to taunt his former bosses

- "Thrawn's not going to enjoy you making a mess of his fleet 😼"

- He just LEAVES

- Jump to season four, he has a fun new haircut and a cute little jacket

- He then proceeds to have SEVEN AND A HALF minutes of screentime, ALL OF WHICH he spends either COMPLAINING or just STANDING THERE

- And youre sitting here thinking, o wow what a nice arc for this guy, thats cool--

- AND THEN ITS IMPLIED???? THAT HE'S IN A GAY RELATIONSHIP??? WITH THE PURPLE CAT MAN ??????????????????

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT??? THAT CAME OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE???

- WHAT IS GOING ON

- Anyways thank u for coming to my ted talk he's so annoying 10/10 character writing

[incorrectbatfamandfriends]

Bruce: We do not Kill!

Tim, who became Robin specifically became Robin after watching Batman land common street thugs in the ICU: Lol, ok

[drdt-oclock]

of all the wonders that I yet have heard,

it seems to me most strange that men should fear,

seeing that death, a necessary end,

will come when it will come.

[shriika]

yet how wonderful the lie!

[that-bitch-kat3]

james and sirius really do match each others freaks and i love them for that

[thewanderingconstellation]

dcxdp chat prompt?

Danny: You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking ‘are we about to kiss?’

Danny: Doesn't work with getting out of speeding tickets, though.

Damian: ...How do you know that? And why are you speaking as if you've done it multiple times already..?

Danny: ...Shit

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Damian: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Danny: Wow. They sound stupid.

Damian: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Danny: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Damian: I guess you’re right. Hey Danny, I love you.

Danny: See! Just say that!

Damian: Holy fucking shit.

Danny: If that flies over their head then, sorry Damian, but they're too dumb for you.

Damian: Danny.

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Bruce: Jason, you need to calm down.

Jason, slamming their fists on the table: BUT HOW CAN IT BE "BIRTHDAY CAKE" FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR?!

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Dick: What are you drinking?

Jason: Vodka.

Dick: Straight?

Jason: No, gay. Why?

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Damian , about Danny: Can I tell them they look nice?

Dick: Sure.

Damian: Can I tell them I respect them?

Dick: Maybe, if they ask.

Damian: Should I show them an oil painting I made of us surrounded by our three cats and four dogs?

Dick: ...

Dick: I’d save that for later.

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Tim: Hey, what have you two been up to?

Dick: We were helping Bruce write his vows, but he kicked us out because Jason was making inappropriate suggestions.

Jason: How is “Selina, I love your sweet ass” inappropriate?

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Steph: You don't need my blessing to go kiss Bernard. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Bernard!

Tim: Nope.

Steph: In that case, as the archbishop of Tim's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Bernard right on the lips!!!

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Tim: I can't imagine what Jason is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.

[thatone-churro]

hang on. there’s no way we’re revitalizing “are [cishet] aro people queer” discourse. it is almost 20-fucking-24. no. say sike right now. you’re all fucking ridiculous. how are we not only not over this, but bringing it up for active discourse again. and acting like the things being said are common discussion and not. blatant aphobia. which is homophobia. it’s queerphobia. did we never fucking learn from the many “they want us to fight amongst ourselves because if we’re divided it’s easier to ruin us” type talks that everyone was making a while ago. or was that a phase too. what happened to “anything not heteronormative is what queer is. anything with romance/sex/gender that’s othered from what society deems the “norm” is what we are. we are a community of outcasts because the greater community doesn’t want us either way.” what the shit.

[slowestlap]

Brazilian GP, 2017 vs. Abu Dhabi GP, 2023 [x, x]

[tulipsandcorgis]

“They LOVE each other, so deeply, and he ADORES her.” - Jonathan Bailey on Kanthony (x)

[suzieloveships]

Vaggie: I'm asking permission to marry your daughter. Lucifer: What is this, the dark ages? You know what? Since you’ve asked, no you can’t. Beat me in a duel first.

[staticymaticyyourlifeisatravesty]

Shit post entirely based on the fact that some of the primarchs have Xenos DNA, or straight up fucking animal DNA: Malcador, very stressed and somewhat confused: Why are the blood angels so blood thirsty? I get the black rage, that seems to some sort of strange thing to do with Baal, but why the red thirst? Emperor; entirely nonchalant: I gave Sanguinius vampire DNA *sips tea* Malcador: You did WHAT!? Why? Why would you do that?? Emperor: Seemed like a good idea at the time. I thought it might result in better soldiers and have them more enthusiastic to shed blood. I may have over estimated how enthusiastic it would make them. Malcador: .....and what of Sanguinius' wings? Are those also a product of genetic manipulation?" Emperor: Nah, that's just radiation from Baal and the warp. Oh and the little bit of Dove DNA I gave him, specifically white tipped. It was just a small amount. Shouldn't have done much. though his wings are weirdly white, so maybe I did white winged...? Hm, I can't remember. But, hey! At least the blood angels don't turn into bird abominations like the Space wolves! :D Malcador, having an aneurysm: That doesn't make it better!!!