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The headcannon that Kallus had a balls to the wall insane upbringing on the lower levels of Coruscant is actually hilarious because it allows for some of the CRAZIEST lore drops
Kallus: Yeah when I was 12 i actually fist fought a grown man in an arbys parking lot over a spork
Sabine: Im sorry?????
Ezra: wtf do ppl even use tinfoil for
Kallus: Oh when I was 14 I wired our holoprojector to connect to cable tv with a roll of tinfoil and it worked for two days
Ezra: only 2 days?
Kallus: it blew up :(
Hera: we cant go through that sector, its controlled by the pykes
Ezra: we could be sneaky about it
Kanan: idk, Ezra, people can get pretty violent over spice
Kallus: which is crazy because its honestly not that fun
Kanan: what
Kallus: what
#he refuses to elaborate#star wars#star wars meme#star wars incorrect quotes#star wars rebels#star wars rebels meme#star wars rebels incorrect quotes#rebels#rebels incorrect quotes#swr#swr meme#swr incorrect quotes#agent kallus#agent kallus meme#alexsandr kallus#kalluzeb#garazeb orrelios
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Hera: I'll adopt all the murder kids and you adopt all the just edgy kids? Kanan: Why are we adopting murder kids???? Hera: Chopper needs friends with common interests.
#star wars#star wars rebels#hera syndulla#kanan jarrus#kanera#star wars rebels incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#swr#swr incorrect quotes#A FRIEND SENT ME THIS AND GAVE ME PERMISSION TO POST IT#and im dyingggggggggggggg#LOL
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Sabine: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?
Ezra: Put spaghetti in it.
Sabine: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.
Zeb: Put spaghetti in it.
Sabine: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.
Chopper: Put spaghetti in it.
Sabine: I am no longer taking suggestions
#incorrect quotes#this happened don’t change my mind#Star Wars rebels#swr thoughts#swr incorrect quotes#Sabine wren#Ezra Bridger#garazeb orrelios#Chopper
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Ezra: mi me ma mo mu, mi me ma mo mi me ma mo mu, mi me ma mo mi me ma mo muuuuuuuu
Sabine: SHUT UP
#star wars#star wars incorrect quotes#sw incorrect quotes#star wars rebels#swr incorrect quotes#ezra bridger#sabine wren#incorrect quotes#star wars rebels incorrect quotes
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another shitpost time <3
I'll just drop the tiktok version here as well
#star wars#star wars rebels#kanan jarrus#chopper#c1 10p#ted#shitpost#comic#fan comic#fanart#art#digital art#star wars fanart#swr#rebels#swr fanart#my art#artists on tumblr#incorrect quotes
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Kanan: My wife looks so good right now.
Sabine, looking around: Is Hera here?
Kanan: No, I just know.
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Hera: I don't know why you have and issue with it. Kallus was happy to comply.
Ezra: So what, now I'm supposed to do everything that Kallus does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?
Hera: If Kallus were to jump off a cliff, he would have done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water and the angle of entry so... Yes. If you see Kallus jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Ezra: ...
Ezra: You jump of a cliff.
Hera: Gladly, provided Kallus did first.
#star wars rebels#star wars#hera syndulla#ezra bridger#alexsandr kallus#kallus#agent kallus#swr#sw rebels#incorrect quotes#brooklyn nine nine
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thank you @tyaz for this
#kallus#alexsandr kallus#kalluzeb#rex#captain rex#swr#star wars rebels#star wars#incorrect star wars rebles quotes#incorrect quotes#tumblr quotes
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Sabine: Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one, boys.
Din: Ignite it is then.
#source: tumblr#it was gonna be the other way around but then I realized ‘isolate. ignore. ibuprofen’ is literally sabine’s way of dealing with life#din djarin#sabine wren#the mandalorian#star wars rebels#swr#incorrect quotes#incorrect mandalorian#incorrect mandalorian quotes#incorrect star wars rebels quotes#incorrect star wars quotes#star wars#lift a sail#djarwren
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Zeb: What are you doing?
Kallus: I’m confronting the person who ruined my life.
Zeb:
Zeb:...You're yelling at a mirror.
#alexsandr: did i stutter?#alexsandr kallus#agent kallus#zeb orrelios#garazeb orrelios#star wars#star wars rebels#swr#sw rebels#kalluzeb#incorrect rebels quotes#rebels
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You could ask me why Kallus is my favorite star wars character and I COULD say that its because he has a wonderfully written arc with an impactful presence (even despite his minimal screentime) but that would be a lie
He is my favorite because he is a rat bastard :
- He shows up and is the worst guy youve ever met for a season and a half
- You seriously want to beat this guy up he sucks so bad he is so fucking annoying
- He gets stuck on an ice moon with his nemesis and spends THE ENTIRE TIME either screaming, or serving face
- Like seriously, dude, youre about to freeze to death why are you mewing
- We dont see him again until season 3,
- He becomes THE WORST SPY IN THE WORLD
- Is found out after like 6 months, and in the episode where he gets found out, he spends THE ENTIRE EPISODE -- mind you, this man is like 36-- arguing with a TEENAGER
- Skip to zero hour
- He gets his ass whooped
- Battle of Attolon is happening, the casualties are imeasurable, everything is going to shit; he decides that this is the perfect time to taunt his former bosses
- "Thrawn's not going to enjoy you making a mess of his fleet 😼"
- He just LEAVES
- Jump to season four, he has a fun new haircut and a cute little jacket
- He then proceeds to have SEVEN AND A HALF minutes of screentime, ALL OF WHICH he spends either COMPLAINING or just STANDING THERE
- And youre sitting here thinking, o wow what a nice arc for this guy, thats cool--
- AND THEN ITS IMPLIED???? THAT HE'S IN A GAY RELATIONSHIP??? WITH THE PURPLE CAT MAN ??????????????????
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT??? THAT CAME OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE???
- WHAT IS GOING ON
- Anyways thank u for coming to my ted talk he's so annoying 10/10 character writing
#he takes himself SO SERIOUSLY#but he is the LEAST SERIOUS CHARACTER#IN THE ENTIRE SHOW#star wars#sithposting#agent kallus#alexsandr kallus#kalluzeb#garazeb orrelios#star wars rebels#rebels#swr#swr incorrect quotes#star wars incorrect quotes
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Ezra: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Zeb: You would eat yourself?
Ezra: I wouldn’t even question it.
#I have a whole list of these incorrect quotes#*evil laugh*#swr incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#Ezra Bridger#Star Wars rebels#garazeb orrelios
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Sabine: I may not be vertically challenged, but I'm not vertically gifted either.
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he's studying the holocron, just the wrong one
Hey I made another comic out of my tiktok shitposts ! <3
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Kanan: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Ezra: Even better!
Kanan: What did you-
Ezra holding up a chicken: Her name is Fluffy.
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Ezra: Do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Zeb: ...
Zeb: You're a hazard to society.
Sabine: And a coward, do 20
#star wars rebels#star wars#incorrect quotes#zeb orrelios#sabine wren#ezra bridger#garazeb orrelios#swr
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