#swr incorrect quotes

[cameoliob]

The headcannon that Kallus had a balls to the wall insane upbringing on the lower levels of Coruscant is actually hilarious because it allows for some of the CRAZIEST lore drops

Kallus: Yeah when I was 12 i actually fist fought a grown man in an arbys parking lot over a spork

Sabine: Im sorry?????

Ezra: wtf do ppl even use tinfoil for

Kallus: Oh when I was 14 I wired our holoprojector to connect to cable tv with a roll of tinfoil and it worked for two days

Ezra: only 2 days?

Kallus: it blew up :(

Hera: we cant go through that sector, its controlled by the pykes

Ezra: we could be sneaky about it

Kanan: idk, Ezra, people can get pretty violent over spice

Kallus: which is crazy because its honestly not that fun

Kanan: what

Kallus: what

[incorrectpizza]

Hera: I'll adopt all the murder kids and you adopt all the just edgy kids? Kanan: Why are we adopting murder kids???? Hera: Chopper needs friends with common interests.

[aaeeart]

another shitpost time <3

I'll just drop the tiktok version here as well

[starwarsrebelsincorrectquotes]

Sabine: What did you get Ezra for his birthday?

Kanan: I got him a loth cat.

Sabine: No way! So did I!

Hera: I also got Ezra a loth cat!

Zeb: Looks like we had the same idea.

Sabine: Chopper! Please tell me you didn't get Ezra a loth cat as well!

Chopper: I got him a kitty!

*Ezra sitting on the ground, surrounded by cats*

Ezra: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!

[never-ending-fanfic]

Hera: I don't know why you have and issue with it. Kallus was happy to comply.

Ezra: So what, now I'm supposed to do everything that Kallus does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?

Hera: If Kallus were to jump off a cliff, he would have done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water and the angle of entry so... Yes. If you see Kallus jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Ezra: ...

Ezra: You jump of a cliff.

Hera: Gladly, provided Kallus did first.

[nicki0kaye]

thank you @tyaz for this

[cunning-and-cool]

Zeb: What are you doing?

Kallus: I’m confronting the person who ruined my life.

Zeb:

Zeb:...You're yelling at a mirror.

[seth-shitposts]

Sabine: I may not be vertically challenged, but I'm not vertically gifted either.

[lothcat-lothcat-lothwolf-run]

just a quick question

who was the imperial that needed those 5 crates of melooruns in fighter flight? What was that conversation like?

Stormtrooper 1: Officer Green, sir, your fruit has arrived….

Green: And?

Stormtrooper 2: A kid stole one, then also took one of our tie fighters

Green: but the rest are safe, right?

Stormtrooper 1: actually, a lot were blown up when the kid decided to rescue some prisoners. The transport was too.

Green: what the fuck, Jerry? I was gonna make pie for our anniversary dinner!

[cameoliob]

You could ask me why Kallus is my favorite star wars character and I COULD say that its because he has a wonderfully written arc with an impactful presence (even despite his minimal screentime) but that would be a lie

He is my favorite because he is a rat bastard :

- He shows up and is the worst guy youve ever met for a season and a half

- You seriously want to beat this guy up he sucks so bad he is so fucking annoying

- He gets stuck on an ice moon with his nemesis and spends THE ENTIRE TIME either screaming, or serving face

- Like seriously, dude, youre about to freeze to death why are you mewing

- We dont see him again until season 3,

- He becomes THE WORST SPY IN THE WORLD

- Is found out after like 6 months, and in the episode where he gets found out, he spends THE ENTIRE EPISODE -- mind you, this man is like 36-- arguing with a TEENAGER

- Skip to zero hour

- He gets his ass whooped

- Battle of Attolon is happening, the casualties are imeasurable, everything is going to shit; he decides that this is the perfect time to taunt his former bosses

- "Thrawn's not going to enjoy you making a mess of his fleet 😼"

- He just LEAVES

- Jump to season four, he has a fun new haircut and a cute little jacket

- He then proceeds to have SEVEN AND A HALF minutes of screentime, ALL OF WHICH he spends either COMPLAINING or just STANDING THERE

- And youre sitting here thinking, o wow what a nice arc for this guy, thats cool--

- AND THEN ITS IMPLIED???? THAT HE'S IN A GAY RELATIONSHIP??? WITH THE PURPLE CAT MAN ??????????????????

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT??? THAT CAME OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE???

- WHAT IS GOING ON

- Anyways thank u for coming to my ted talk he's so annoying 10/10 character writing

[aaeeart]

(commission info)

he's studying the holocron, just the wrong one

Hey I made another comic out of my tiktok shitposts ! <3

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[starwarsrebelsincorrectquotes]

Kanan: My wife looks so good right now.

Sabine, looking around: Is Hera here?

Kanan: No, I just know.

[marvin-needs-love]

Kanan: Fuck.

Hera: We've got to work on your cursing.

Kanan: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

[never-ending-fanfic]

Ezra: Do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Zeb: ...

Zeb: You're a hazard to society.

Sabine: And a coward, do 20

[lothcat-lothcat-lothwolf-run]

Ezra: Adam and Eve? No. Adam vs. Eve. When will we get the 1v1 matchup we’ve been waiting for?

Sabine: I’m more than a bit worried you have too many brain cells missing.

[consider-da-lilies]

Sabine: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?

Ezra: Put spaghetti in it.

Sabine: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.

Zeb: Put spaghetti in it.

Sabine: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.

Chopper: Put spaghetti in it.

Sabine: I am no longer taking suggestions