#selina's pirate au

[enthblaze]

UPDATED AGES FOR THE ROTTEN BONES CHARACTERS:

Yoshi / Splinter - 44 (when he died)

Tang Shen - 42 (when she died)

The Hamato Brothers - 22

Karai - 26

April - 24

Casey & Rose - 25

Timothy - 16 (turning 17)

Tiger Claw - 38

Alopex - 33

Akane Usagi - 23

Oroku Saki - 47

[incorrect-twins-au]

WELCOME

SUMMARY:

The Likeness of Mirrored Souls is an AU that follows a retelling of the TMNT 2012 series with the addition of Hamato Giovanni and Rose Jones (and is also referred to as the TMNT 2012 Twins AU)

TLOMS is a growing multiverse that includes a human au, pirate au, several bad ending / evil aus and more, which will be featured on this blog!

Giovanni (aka Van / Vanni) is Leonardo's identical twin, after Splinter accidentally bought 5 turtles instead of 4 that fateful day. Green masked and user of the shuang gou (Chinese Hook Swords), he's the team medic, [shared] eldest of five brothers and uses any pronouns!

Roselyn (aka Rose / Ro) is Casey's fraternal (and depending on the au, adopted) twin, who may be a Faerie with magic she struggles to understand, or a merfolk, or a human, but in all verses is raised as a Jones through and through! Predominantly pink and never seen without either a baseball bat or boxing gloves close by, pink is here to kick ass and take names, one of three, and uses she/he/pink pronouns!

ASKS AND SUBMISSIONS ARE ALL WELCOME!

Here lies this blog of shenanigans, silly misfortunes and disasters that happen in the Hamato-O'Neil-Jones household!

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[omgselinabeckendorf]

this au is Taking Over My Brain <3

[lieutenantselnia]

I wanted to make a list of all alternate universe ideas I have so far for Heinz and Selina (in no particular order):

Vampire AU

Pirate AU*

18th century upper class/aristocracy AU*

Wild West AU

Mayyybe a Star Wars AU? (there are so many possibilities in that alone but I think they'd look badass as a sith duo)

Possibly something within the PnF verse itself where Heinz returns more to his evil self and Selina becomes his assistance, basically an actual Villain AU?

*technically both of these would probably be set in the 18th century, but in entirely separate timelines with no connections whatsoever

Potentially more to be added as well, but I don't know if I'll ever come up with actual story concepts for all of these. Sometimes I just want to put them in either badass or fancy outfits to be honest😂

[lilithmymind]

I had a very interesting Marmaid/Middle ages AU idea for Batman but thought I wasn't so into it I want to share because I think this is very good.

Let's start with underwater and up world. I decided what it's all takes place in England somewhere at times when witches and demons were actively haunted. It was some small territory where was the main ruler who kinda rules everything(Put any Mayor of Gotham on his place) and here's not much to talk about.

Though underwater world I thought more about. There is a very strict rules to Mermaids, Sirens and I don't have a translate to word Полудницы[Poludnitsy], it was kind of mermaids who just wanted people to have fun so they tickled them to death. Mermaids can't kill even bad people, Sirens can't sing when someone is near so they won't make havock and stay under the watch, Полудницы can't have fun with others and stays under strict watch too (Only when no one is near because that's literally part of a nature of this creatures and without that it would be hard for them to exist since there are already majority of problems with all that stuff in the underwater world). Though all those rules work different for each in the each side of the ocean, but that's the main rules. Under water there was somewhere some main king/queen(Random Mayor of Gotham№2) but each territory has their own little ruler as well. At the territory where I putten this Waynes, as the wealthiest and with the deep connection with king/queen family, are the rulers. Now about the Waynes themselves.

Alfred Pennyworth is a kind and helpful merman but, like many mermaids and mermen, can kill a bad person, thought mostly mermaids kill only ones who treat women badly.

Batman at night is a mysterious knight who, when light from the outside world is down, fightes with everyone who's too cruel and murderous and underwater forces of evil. Due to his armor nobody can tell what specie is it but decided what it's a merman. Though on reality it was Bruce Wayne and he is a Siren.

Waynes always has been Sirens, and a cruel ones, but Thomas and Martha proved what Sirens can be good too and raised Bruce to be a good and lawful too. Once little Bruce and his parents went to watch jellyfishes and when they were already returning they went through short way when pirates was fishing. Thomas and Martha tried to went quite but some Полудниц[Poludnits] Joe Chill decided to play a little perfectly well knowing what this will make pirates react to the sounds of the laughter under water and catch Thomas and Martha while Bruce was standing on the side instead of playing. Joe quickly left once he noticed knights passing by in the further away, leaving kid alone with hatred towards pirates and ones who don't follow underwater law and trauma.

How topic with Bats appeared? Bruce once playing with mermens find some cave where was still water but just a little, while his friends refused to go there with him he did it himself and accidentally got catched in a trap by moving some bricks. His friends quickly went to call adults while Bruce was left with a little amount of water, some dirt and awakened bats flying around and one if them bit him. Later in adulthood he returned there to think how he can name his vigilante persona and a bat sat on his shoulder.

Now I'd want to move to other characters, please:

Mad Hatter is something like Ursula in My little Mermaid, has magic, turns a main character into a human. During one fight with Batman he took his ability to speak and left him only singing, knowing what Batman would never use it, and gave him legs wich made Bat got up and try to survive somehow. Without Batman does havock in an underwater world.

Selina Kyle is an orphan and a thief know as Catwoman for her cat-like outfit and behaviour. She is counted as 'Wanted dead or alive'. She breaks social norms by wearing pants and treating women like equal to men. A good fighter and a good woman though she often uses flirt to make people stop paying attention while she steals their money and jewelries. Also can kill without even blinking. She was the first one who saw some pretty muted man sitting on a rock near water in some random dirty sheet and decided to help him thinking what it is some rich boy with amnesia and no tongue. Kinda interested in him but she don't think this will be big of a deal.

Edward Nashton was Selina's good friend but when he become a priest under the name Edward Nygma they became rivals, If not enemies. Ed became a priest because he wanted to 'Understand God's Riddles' because he always foung bible confusing, people who goes by that religion otherwise of what Bible teaches, and God a man with many questions. That's how appeared his Alter Ego, The Riddler, and he leads a cult of 'The ones who can understand God truly!!!' and hides himself behind clothes what he thinks represent God, always asking not understanding God people riddles about him.

Pamela Isley was a very smart woman who even got an education under the fake man's name and was an alchemist who tried to raise new types of plants, but once she got catched for 'Not following god' and her science was called a Witchcraft, truth about her gender were find which ended bad for Pamela. When Pamela ran out of the gate she tried to escape so she went to the sea, stealing a boat and trying to escape to the ocean, but guards find her and threw a torch in it so Pamela had to jump off. When she hoped to swim away a algae catched her leg, making her drown. Cause technically she was drowned by humans she turned into a Siren and later, after she used her alchemist knowings to raise murderous plans who will listen and follow her orders and few brutal murderers of ships full of people, other underwater creatures called her Poison Ivy.

The Joker was some French guy Jack Napier who met a love of his life and moved to England with her. To get money he wanted to become a jester but failed wich led him to having a deal with pirates. During their heist of very rich and welthy ship he got distracted by a small part of Siren song which made him fall in the waters. Once Batman noticed what, his supposingly lonely practice, has been noticed and what it've done he quickly tried to save the guy, but he lost him, while Jack saw the mysterious Siren(Aka Batsy) and got obsessed with him and, in hopes to catch him later, swam out, losing his mind and totally forgetting about his previous life, including pregnant wife who, without Jack's knowing, already died. He makes himself look totally different and gives himself a name Joker, becoming a captain for pirates and making his group of them. His main goal right now is to find that armored Siren and either take revenge, either marry on him.

Harleen Quinzel was a self-educated but smart woman thought neither her family, neither society appreciated what, which led to a tonns of curses what others said to her and attempts to make her marry rich and shut the fuck up. Once she got caught in the middle of heist of the street by The Joker's pirates and got interested in him. Trying to reach out for him and understand how his mind works she slowly fell into his manipulations and got obsessed with him, but noticing his obsession with a Sirens she left a house at night and made a ritual to become a Mermaid for him. Joker wasn't really happy what she is a mermaid and not a Siren, but he decided to keep her close and called her Harley Quinn.

Jim Gordon was one of the knights which was exhausting for him. He never liked the whole inquisition thing and how othher knights acted, also didn't like church very much and always tried to change the system, getting shutten up immediately and staying alive only because he's the only knight who can lead other morons.

Barbara Gordon has always gotten all smart books from her father, which made her very well educated too, but being a low-class woman made her mostly stay silent about this. Don't like the attention priest Edward gives her and wishes she could born a man to be as cool as her dad, helping people. In secret she actually runs away from home at night to help others but she can't do much. Later when Joker shoots her she loses ability to walk, but after a ritual what Bruce helped her to do she becomes a mermaid, which makes her and Jim's interactions difficult, but they still try to stay one family.

Harvey Dent was a rich kid and the one who always came to court many times, telling about other people's crimes and witchcraft, but often didn't support church and openly called an absurd the whole situation with Pamela or others like that, which led him to a very unpleasant situation. Some church-loving lunatics attacked him, trying to fire him down so 'hell fire will erase his sins' but missed a little bit which made only one half of his body burned. After that Harvey got multiple personality disorder, one of which was Executioner and other were The Judge, but due the fact what people mostly saw only Executioner they called Harvey two-face. Executioner chooses his victims' fate by the flip of the coin which's one side got burned altogether with him.

Dick Grayson was a guy playing with his family in moving circus but during one of the tricks his parents tragically died. Bruce quickly took a kid in and later Dick became a hero of up world, helping Bruce watch it when he returnes under water and becomes a Siren again.

At the start it was supposed to be one-sided Batjokes au where Joker was haunting Batman and once he hears Bruce sing a little bit somewhere he recognizes him and tries to catch him now there and Bruce kinda charms him trying to make him stop being pirate and yada yada yada, but I think it can work with literally any ship and it doesn't matter that much since this setting can have more to itself If someone with imagination will take it and make something out of it.

If someone is interested you can do literally anything with all of this, I'd be glad to watch or read something about it and the way other people view this. You can change it or play with it whatever you want.

[fortunatelychaoticphantom]

Highlighted Posts - Fandom Topics

For some explanation, see serious topics post.

Avatar the Last Airbender / Legend of Korra:

Aang, forgiveness and violence in The Southern Raiders (meta).

Aang’s (lack of a) character arc (meta) + same response, posted independently from the original chain post with a bit of revisions (meta).

Avatar, violence and last second anti-killing rhetoric (meta).

The actual advice the past Avatars gave Aang (meta).

Aang vs. Ozai final battle and Star Wars influences (meta).

The Great Divide is good actually (meta).

Aang being rewarded by the universe? (meta).

Third season Scorched Earth plan out of left field (meta).

Bloodbending and Energybending (meta).

Katara didn't have a “plot armor” in the final battle with Azula, she's the epitome of a warrior (meta).

Katara and non-lethal battle winning (meta/joke).

Katara didn’t beat Pakku (meta).

Katara didn’t choose Aang “over” Zuko (meta).

Anastasia!Zutara AU (headcanon).

Mai and Zuko, what should have been (meta).

Mai happily joined Azula to hunt Zuko (meta).

Kanna and Pakku... why??? (meta/joke).

Gender equality in the Fire Nation and WW2 equivalents (meta).

Legend of Korra, the status quo and the institution of the Avatar (meta).

Making Korra’s dad chief is just… awful (meta).

Harry Potter:

The Malfoys didn’t have a redemption in canon (meta).

Michael Gambon is great, you guys are just mean (meta).

Snape, Dumbledore and the Defence against the Dark Arts (meta/joke).

No thanks, I don’t need a young Snape movie (joke).

What Harry’s reaction to his name being pulled from the Goblet should have been (joke).

The Tri-Wizard tournament has no rules (meta).

Star Wars:

Star wars and Pirates of the Caribbean are the same story (meta).

Kylo Ren and redemption in the Star Wars universe and Hollywood [tlj post] (meta).

DC:

so... does Superman have an appendix? (joke).

Why Selina Kyle never goes to Arkham (joke).

The Scorpion King/Wonder Woman comparison (joke).

Marvel:

Infinity War and the horror of the snap (meta).

Who’s the avengers’ designer? (joke).

Black Panther and The Lion King similarities regarding women (meta).

Shipping in the MCU (joke).

Antman and family (joke).

Pirates of the Caribbeans:

Elizabeth and Will’s relationship is the heart of the movies (meta).

The best things about PotC (meta).

Disney:

I sort of wrote a one-shot about the bimbettes from Beauty and the Beast (fanfiction).

Belle in the Hunchback of Notre Dame (meta).

Del Toro, monstrosity and Beauty and the Beast (meta).

Inner Workings is amazing (meta).

Frozen’s Anna and Hans (joke).

Quasimodo is awesome (meta).

Around the world with Captain Phoebus (joke).

Pocahontas’ ending is subversive as fuck (joke/meta).

Hercules didn’t know who Hades was (joke).

Other:

Bullshit “feminist” retelling and Mad Max Fury Road (joke/meta).

“Feminist” retellings explanation (analysis).

She-Ra and the inherently good protagonist (meta).

I hate the ending of She-Ra (meta).

Once upon a Time, Regina and redemption (two diverging threads of the same post) (meta): First and Second.

Ross Geller isn’t that bad, you guys are just mean. Or: The unbelievable cruelty of what Carol did to Ross (meta).

Bella Swan and Hermione Granger comparisons are bullshit (meta).

Twilight and depression (meta).

New Moon reread comments (meta).

Eclipse reread comments (meta).

Breaking Dawn reread comments (meta).

The Good Place is the greatest show in history. But also I have thoughts (meta).

The single most beautiful Geralt and Jeskier art ever made [The Witcher] (fanart).

Dimitri wanted to find the real Anastasia all along in hopes that she survived the revolution [Anastasia 1997] (meta).

Godzilla, Pacific Rim and Hollywood: between grim-dark and camp (meta).

Wednesday Addams and the usurpation of the summer camp for rich white kids (meta).

Debbie Jellinsky is the best [The Addams Family Values] (joke).

Achilles and Patroclus sitting in an urn. K.I.S.S.I.N.G. (joke).

Of course the Jewish women are the witches in Oz the Great and Powerful… (joke/meta).

Bird Box and mental illness (meta).

My problems with Carmen San Diego (meta).

Ice Princess and teenage movie tropes. Or: They're lesbians Harold (meta/joke).

Lord of the Rings life goals (joke).

The School of Good and Evil and that little bit of antisemitism… (joke).

Game of Thrones / House of the Dragon genetics are weird (joke).

Why wouldn’t I keep talking about old fandoms? (joke/analysis).

I hate Barbie. Sorry. (meta).

[ekat-fandom-blog]

Masterpost thingy

Unless stated otherwise these are prompts. Not all are explained.

Welcome Celebration - Jason becomes a Lord/Knight of the Infinite Realms because of the All Blades.

Cass's Secret - Dragon au w/Cass & Dora

Haunted House - DannyxDamian go on a date. It ends poorly.

Best Memory, Worst Memory - Soulmate au w/ Barry and Danny

Soulmate Song - DanxDick

Meets me, Meets me not - Soulmate au w/ JazzxBruce

Fairy Tale Curse - 6 characters from DP and 6 characters from DC get cursed and have to complete 13 fairy tales.

Halfa Jason meets Jack Fenton

Whoopsie - Dick becomes a halfa.

Ghost Forms - My theory on how ghost forms work (at least for halfas)

Peter Pan AU - Danny becomes Peter Pan. JL become pirates.

Disappearing act - Justice League and Young Justice disappear. The Teen Titans (& Team Phantom) are left behind.

Electrical Trauma Fic - Nightwing triggers a trauma response in Danny.

Alternate Ric Incident - Dick becomes a halfa and meets Danny.

Date Week - Bruce and Selina go to Amity Park for a nice week off from the batkids. It doesn't go as planned.

Vlad Finds a Baby - Vlad finds a baby batkid.

Jason's Weird Day - Jason has a weird day. Dani's day is fine until she meets Jason and makes it weird.

Prompt - Danny guards some mythical beings in the watchtower

Shifter AU - Tim and Jason are cat shifters.

Immortal Enemies - Danny causes Vandal Savage's and Immortal Man's immortality.

Creepy sentence prompt

Part 1 Part 2 - Fic where sleep deprived Danny and Dani catch Klarion. Has the prompt attached.

Hogwarts Escape Room - The entire extended Justice League gets transported to a Hogwarts themed escape room and the Shazamily are the only ones that remember that fact. Edit: Might re-write this so I'm not using terf content. I haven't kept up with the Harry Potter bs and didn't realize it was that problematic until a few hours after it posted. The reason I'm leaving it as-is is because where this prompt takes place isn't too integral to the plot, but I haven't found a suitable replacement yet as it (preferably) still needs magic school ties. If anyone has suggestions, please let me know.

Batboys Boyband

Bounty Hunter DCxDP - Danny's a bounty hunter and he and his bounties run into DC heroes and villains.

Fear Toxin - Fear toxin gets an unexpected side effect.

Batfam Mythical Au Part 1 - Bruce is a dragon.

IDK What to call this one - Dani gets adopted. The Wayne's get curious. The Fenton's visit Gotham.

Bounty Hunter AU - Danny's a bounty hunter and the ghosts are his bounties.

Medieval Royal AU - Vlad is king of Wisconsin and Amity Park. This leads to Danny becoming a prince after some shenanigans.

Gods & Goddesses AU - What if the ghosts were gods instead.

Sleep Deprived Gala - Danny , Tim, and Jason go to a gala.

Adult - Captain Marvel needs an adult.

Flash meets a ghost - Flash runs into Cujo then Danny.

Proxy - Danny becomes Pariah's proxy and has to deal with anything that Pariah normally would if he was sane and awake.

Half Sibling - Prompt created by the prompt wheel. Tim is Jazz and Danny's half sibling.

Sleepy Time - Jazz, Sam, and Tucker force Danny to go to sleep. The Justice League freak out.

Dragons and Ghost - Batman's a dragon. Danny is a (half) ghost. The two are surprisingly similar.

How Monarchs are Chosen - Ghost King Danny. Dani's next in line. (I might add more in the future)

Supernatural Au - Dean!Danny and Sam!Jazz. I wouldn't say it's a crossover but I've been wrong before.

Angy Baby! - Dani finds Match and brings him to Amity Park.

Memory Loss Billy Batson - Captain Marvel forgets everything about Billy.

Stuck in the Ghost Zone - One of the DC heroes gets stuck in the Ghost Zone.

Constantine Bingo - Short fic I wrote based off the prompt. (prompt included)

Milk Blood - Based on the writing prompt of everyone being born with milk white blood and every time you break a law your blood gets darker.

Balance Au and (my and @wildcardjoey's) Additions - Danny is Lord(or embodiment, the additions focus on 'lord' tho) of Balance.

Memory Loss Danny - Danny loses his memory and joins YJ.

Uncanny Valley - Danny moves to Gotham. He looks like the Batboys. All of them.

Unholy amount of Holidays - Headcanon about how the batfam celebrates every holiday in December.

Luthor Adopts Conner - Luthor fights Superman for custody of Conner.

[dynastymusesarch]

⭐

MULTIMUSE MEME: Send a " ⭐ " and I will list muses I would be interested in throwing at yours, or potential muse combinations if you are also a multi.

i play the first character, or a * after means we both play the character (most of these i ship romantically but also brotps/enemies/fam is fun!)

elena/buffy

jeremy/buffy

any tvdverse/buffy

elena/stefan

jeremy/bonnie

ivy/harley

selina/bruce

gar/raven

clark/lois

henry 7th/elizabeth

richard 3rd/anne

francis/mary

d'artagnan/mary stuart

d'artagnan/katherine howard

henry/alex*

snow/david

rapunzel/mulan

colin bridgerton (on my priate blog since its basically an au @pirtecolin)/pirate of the caribbean

Padme/anakin

rey/finn

poe/finn

aragorn/legolos

aragorn/arwen

any lotr characters

any tvds

any starwars.

any crossovers

[kbirbpods]

kbirb's Summer Podfic Swap 2024: Miscellaneous

[Podfic of] Imbue, fic by Rivulet027 | DC/Tomb Raider Crossover

Treat for sinesofinsanity Relationship: Lara Croft/Diana (Wonder Woman) Length: 00:01:52 | Lara lets Diana wash her hair.

[Podfic of] Race, fic by ziazippy5379 | DC/Leverage Crossover

Treat for mistbornhero Relationship: Sophie Devereaux/Selina Kyle Length: 00:01:11 | Sophie and Selina go to an event together

[podfic of] day 0, fic by peaktotheocean | Stranger Things

Treat for reena_jenkins Relationship: Robin & Steve Length: 00:11:39 | Robin and Steve run away to join the Ren Faire as Knights. Luckily, they own their own horses and Wayne Munson doesn't ask too many questions. Part 1 of [podfics of] tales from forest hills renaissance faire

[podfic of] day 1: mystery, fic by peaktotheocean | Stranger Things

Treat for reena_jenkins Relationship: Robin & Steve, pre-Steve/Eddie Length: 00:09:16 | The Forest Hill Renaissance Faire has two new knights and no, Eddie Munson isn't obsessed with them at all, don't be ridiculous Part 2 of [podfics of] tales from forest hills renaissance faire

[podfic of] search for things you can't see, fic by calypsid | Mass Effect

Treat for blackglass & Avanie Relationship: Fem Shep/Garrus Length: 00:13:19 | Pirate AU. Garrus just wants to understand why Shepard went rogue.

[podfic of] what's real and what's for sale?, fic by calypsid | Mass Effect

Treat for blackglass & Avanie Relationship: Fem Shep/Garrus Length: 00:13:22 | Pirate AU. Garrus meets the Normandy and its crew, one step at a time.

[Podfic of] Lives Lived, fic by Armin_05 | SW/BoTW Crossover

Treat for Avanie Relationships: Fox & Cody, Riyo/Fox Length: 00:22:30 | A short series of vignettes over the course of Fox's life those hundred years Cody sleeps.

[Podfic of] Hour of Baking, fic by gloss | The Locked Tomb

Treat for wilfriede0815 Characters: Noodle the Dog, The Gang Length: 00:06:56 | Nona and the gang bake biscuits for Noodle.

[enthblaze]

the possibly official cover for rotten bones 🏴‍☠️

speedpaint !!!

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

When the Bat Flag Flies

by TurboTaxEvasion

Set in the 1600s, the seas are ruled by pirates. The ship, only known as The Black Bat, is helmed by the Bat King himself, Bruce Wayne. With his sons, both adopted and biological, he controls the sea with a fleet of ships.

The story follows his fifteen-year-old son, Tim, and his journeys with his father on the high seas. From corrupt pirates to kidnapped princes to the Fountain of Youth, Tim has his hands full with the labors of living on a ship, as well as having to constantly look over his shoulder in case his half-brother decided to attack.

Words: 1342, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Batfamily AUs

Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), DCU

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: Gen, Multi

Characters: Tim Drake, Selina Kyle, Helena Wayne, Bruce Wayne, Talia al Ghul, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Damian Wayne, Duke Thomas, Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain, Bart Allen, Kon-El | Conner Kent, Barry Allen, Wally West, Lois Lane, Clark Kent, Jonathan Kent, Bernard Dowd

Relationships: Minor or Background Relationship(s), Talia al Ghul/Bruce Wayne, Selina Kyle/Bruce Wayne, Talia al Ghul/Selina Kyle/Bruce Wayne, Bernard Dowd/Tim Drake

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Pirates, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Mythical Beings & Creatures, Tim is Bruce's Son, Tim and Damian are biologically brothers, Tim Drake and Damian Wayne are Siblings, Minor Violence, Graphic Description of Corpses, Canon-Typical Violence, Pirates

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/45647089

[gcldensnitch]

hphl pirate!au + found family: Selina Fawley

The rumour has it that the prime minister's daughter has got kidnapped by the pirates, however he refused to pay them. She always hated the life she had and was not surprised to hear that her parents gave up on her. Selina found herself falling for the handsome pirate captain and over the time, she got accepted into the crew. She became one of them, a pirate princess.

[dalphahale]

siiinfully​:

x

Selina hadn’t noticed she was hungry until the smell of freshly cooked food wafted in from the door. She sat up right away and hopped off of the window seat. After thanking him and sitting down on his chair, she considered his offer. “Are you sure? I don’t want to disrupt your routine any more than I already have. I’ve slept in tighter spots than this.” Then again, those spots were steady and not rocking back and forth every several seconds. She’d managed to keep herself from falling off because she was conscious, but like he said, she might end up falling off while she slept. She waited for Derek to get his share of the food before she got some for herself, making sure to take only what she could finish. She didn’t have a big appetite anyway. Usually, a single plate was enough to tide her over until the next meal, and the richness of the food helped fill her up fast. “May I ask you something?” she said after a while, her food already halfway finished. “…if you weren’t a pirate, what would you have wanted to be?”

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Derek didn’t take as much food because he figured she was hungry and he got plenty of it since he was the Captain. “I would sleep better knowing there’s not a chance you fall out the window,” he remarked and dug into their little feast. He watched her out of the corner of his eye, seeing how she reacted to the not so glamorous chow they were eating. She didn’t seem to mind at all which told him she was being truthful when she said she had a difficult life before the ship. “I don’t know,” he said with a shrug, “maybe something in weaponry? Or a tavern owner? I haven’t really given it much thought since I became a pirate. If life had been different I would just want to be on land. The sea is nice but it can be very unpredictable.” And it got lonely, something he would never admit. “What about you? If you weren’t sneaking around all over the place then what would you want to be?”

[theartofdreaming1]

Some pirate!BatCat sketches because I felt like it 🏴‍☠️

Does anyone still remember that wild BatCat pirate AU from Batman Chronicles #11? It was pretty bonkers, but I kinda wish DC would have done something with it, like a one-shot issue or something... even though their outfits and names were silly (”Captain Leatherwing” and “Capitana Felina”... lol)

[squiddybeifong]

Okay this is def v self-indulgent but if I May

👉👈 possibly… 👀👀👀

Request Some Sirens v Birds Roller Derby doodles? For ✨Inspo✨🙏 (or even just Sirens doodles. Love me those sirens 👏👏👏)

Ily squids 💕🥺💕

bro I love you too but this au is making a Complete Mess of me rn

[eollug]