#school meals time

[c-schroed]

Let's talk about Hayato Ichihara's marvellous acting in the hilarious School Meals Time Graduation movie:

He masters the stuck-up posture:

He is a genius of the silly little dances:

To me, this is the best physical acting since fucking Buster Keaton!

But most importantly, he can eat like he fucking means it:

I desire this man carnally.

TL;DR: Go watch School Meals Time Graduation! It's currently free of charge as a part of the Japaneye Film Festival Online, along with 22 other Japanese movies:

[lotus-pear]

i think you guys are onto smth..

i unironically got invested in this HELP

[jilyandbambi]

so a Yellowjackets AU where mari says something to get herself kicked out of the cabin, and she dies of exposure and gets eaten at the bachanalian banquet instead of Jackie, who LIVES, who's there at Shauna's side when she goes into labor, stroking her hair and letting Shauna squeeze her hand hard enough to sprain her fingers, who keeps Shauna calm enough she has a (comparatively!!!!!!) easier delivery, who is the reason the(ir) baby lives.

who finally, after months of feeling adrift and useless because she’s not a hunter or a butcher or a prophet or a captain (anymore) finds her purpose in the wilderness. who painstaking sews patchwork baby onesies and cloth diapers from the girls' spare clothes (Offerings, not donations). who makes a baby sling from animal pelts and backpack straps. who makes a rattle from sticks and pinecones and some light blue pebbles Jackie found by the lake one day and saved. who makes sure the cabin stays warm and clean for Luke Dylan (from 90210--they couldn't decide whether to go with the actor or the character).

who builds them another shelter from blankets and animal hides after the cabin burns down. who keeps shauna and their baby warm through that first terrible winter and the one that followed.

and one day in 1998, Canadian forest rangers happen upon that American high school soccer team that went missing 2 years back. they find a group of starving teens and a baby, a little over a year old, two of the girls wrapped around him--and each other

and when the rescue team tries to separate them the one with tangled, golden brown hair bears her teeth and Growls

[mypimpademia]

Y’all’s behavior and attitude towards boycotting in support of an entire race of people going through literal genocide is actually very weird and I’m wishing the worst on you if you can’t put down a 10$ coffee or a random McDonald’s order to show the barest form of solidarity

[itsrainingbubbles]

Law brings Luffy snacks everyday at school

Snacks is a bit of a loose term though because law brings anything from a whole watermelon to those pre cooked chickens you can buy at the store

It started even before they were dating, though admittedly it only got as ridiculous as it is now after they started dating

At first it was just protein bars, cora always made sure law had some in his backpack and one day when Luffy was complaining about being hungry in the locker rooms law offered it to Luffy

It derailed from there

Soon the occasional protein bar turned into a routine of law passing by Luffy's locker in the morning to drop off a bar, giving him another in the locker rooms, and one during lunch

When they started dating the pattern continued until one day law brought a whole ass watermelon to school

He carried it around all day in his backpack somehow successfully hiding it from Luffy until lunch and that's when he brought it out, and after seeing his boyfriend so happy with the watermelon law wasn't about to disappoint the following day by only having the same protein bars

Cora jokes about going bankrupt from having to feed Luffy daily 'snacks' and the occasional meals when Luffy stays over at his house and while it is true that it's putting a hole in his wallet he doesn't particularly mind since being with Luffy is the happiest law has been and it's never been easier getting law to eat

[realpontchartrain]

So the three of us just had the official talk about all moving in together when Robbie and I finally buy a house, in front of James no less lmao

[luvelii]

Dungeon meshi has wonderful and thought out world building but the inherent creator bias still shows through sometimes in small funny ways

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Consoling myself over the fact that I’m spending my favorite holiday (Easter) alone with the fact that at least I have a dinner planned (kielbasa, pierogi, kapusta) and I have a thematic hyperfixation to indulge that day.

[shadelorde]

okay so I saw someone say celiac disease isn’t a disability because ‘all you have to do is avoid gluten’ and I. I’m about to lose my shit.

are you not fucking aware of how much gluten is present in everyday life? Are you not aware how mild cross-contamination can KILL people with celiac? Are you not aware how some kids are raised EATING GLUTEN, IRREVERSIBLY destroying their immune system and the lining of their stomach because their parents didn’t know or didn’t bother to find out what was wrong?

You can help mitigate the effects of some disabilities by doing certain things, but that doesn’t make them NOT disabilities.

Celiac disease is an autoimmune disorder. It is not the same as a mild intolerance. It can and will destroy your stomach and intestines.

Jesus fucking Christ.

[punk-dad-sharkz]

i hope every person who makes fun of food allergies has a warm pillow on both sides and has wet socks forever and ever. I hope they have a paper cut and then get lemon juice on it.

[topicaltropic]

oops! all wips

[edwinisms]

see I can’t accept charles’ comic background and socioeconomic status as canon for the show because if I did that would mean the whole group would be a bunch of rich kids and that’s a horrifying concept

[milkweedman]

forcing myself to "eat protein" and "be responsible" after once again encountering a week long period of all my muscles hurt so bad and are so weak despite doing the same thing they always do assuming without checking that it was probably because im eating mostly coffee and plain untoasted bread in small quantities. and its not even a whey bread or 100% whole wheat, ive been trying to use up my bread flour/whole wheat blend (i dumped them in the bucket together, maybe on accident ? unclear) so its just that with whatever else i threw in. spent $6 on the only yogurt in the store that had at least 5 grams of protein per 1/4 cup, which is still very little, only to get home and finally google what the symptoms of protein deficiency are. they are not that. those are the symptoms of Who Fucking Knows, As Always

[insufferablemod]

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[aropride]

my shirt that says "i don't have an eating disorder" has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

[muirneach]

we need to make rent cheap again for all the obvious reasons but also because art lowkey sucks rn and if we had cheap rent we would have a renaissance like its the information age baby why aren’t we living as such