#save the princess

[ehlihr]

Slay the princess sketch

[stpsideblog]

Also everyone always talks about how The Princess changes to our perception of her, but not about how we change to fit hers.

When we kill her mercilessly, she becomes The Spectre, but we're joined by The Cold at the same time. To us she is dead, and to her we are unfeeling.

When we give up on killing her, she becomes The Tower, and we are joined by The Broken at the same time. To us she is a goddess, and to her we are weak and shattered.

When we mutually kill each other, she becomes The Adversary, and we are joined by The Stubborn. To us she is a powerful adversary, and to her we are..pretty much the same.

When we try to save her and warn her of our betrayal, she becomes The Damsel and we are joined by The Smitten. To us she is a kind victim we need to help, and to her we are somebody who cares for and wants to protect her.

I could go on like this. But the point is that she is not the only one shaped by our dance.

For each action we take, The Shifting Mound gains a new shard of herself, and we gain a shard of ourselves. None "complete people", technically, as they're all aspects of a larger entity, but still meaningful and alive.

[laumeb]

Dragon.s (wait for it)

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

im obsessed with the Echo. he was literally Just Some Guy but he was able to split a god in half. how did he do that. im poking him with a stick

[wishicouldpostfromsecondaryblogs]

i see you approve of my insanity over STP/silly

I SURE DO!!! where are my stp people I want to meet them

I'm finishing up the chapter 3s right now lmao and I would like to give a shoutout for this hilarious fucking moment-

but!!! come dm me abt this game i love it so much

[myrfing]

dude grass is growing awesome. not that anyone expected a hydaelynhead like me to choose differently

[goodmorningmistermagpie]

its so funny that the save the princess game title gets shortened to stp

makes me think of. penice.

[dreamyboogrem]

Did this as a warm up! its my buddy @scottthemoody's character Azalea! (I love her so much,,,)

[the-lorax-mustache]

In order to save the princess you have to disguise yourself as a teen and go to the Prom. But you aren’t getting in without a date who actually goes to the school. You approach a group of students. Another member of your party assigns them numbers 1-20 and puts the numbers in a hat. The number you draw is the one you must ask to prom.

Roll a d20 to see who you ask

1. Jimbob the Teifling. He just got his driver’s license!

2. Betty the bard with a bucket hat

3. JT. They’re dad is the owner of the local super market

4. Carlos the Orc Druid. He’s new in town

5. Duchess Vanessa. She’s the princess’s cousin and is super jealous of her

6. Gooobydoob 6’5” tall human raised by kobolds. Can speak 6 languages

7. Enoby D’arkness Dementa Raven Way. She’s goffic

8. Apples the talking horse. She’s the class valedictorian and her dad is in jail for arson.

9. Chris. He’s flattered but politely declines because he’s already going with Tiffany. Roll again.

10. Tiffany. She already said yes to Chris but doesn’t tell you that because she would rather go with you because she was only going with Chris to make Carlos jealous, and she thinks you would make him more jealous. Meanwhile Carlos is completely oblivious to the fact that Tiffany has a crush on him. Which is probably for the best. Carlos has a crush on Ursula, but is too shy to admit it.

11. Ursula, the bug bear with great hair

12. Mike and Ezekiel, they are already going together but are open to a 3rd. (They only have one number because your friend didn’t see Ezekiel. He is wearing a very effective camouflage jump suit)

13. Marsha. She’s actually best friends with the princess and would be invaluable for your mission. The only problem, her parents are super strict and have forbid her from going to the dance. She accepts your invitation on the condition that you can break her out of the house and provide a prom dress. (All her dresses are little house on the prairie style)

14. Jacque the elvin jock. He’s the quarter back of the football team and his dad is the cop that put Apples’ dad in jail for arson.

15. Bryce. He gave everyone lice. In fact he did so twice. What an unfortunate roll of the dice.

16. Lord flip flop. King of the waves.

17. Rocko. Sells drugs to all the teachers.

18. Hyacinth. Shortest of her 11 siblings at only 10’9”, this giant barbarian is a (not so) huge disappointment to her family. She was also an unknowing accomplice in the arson that landed Apples’ dad in jail.

19. Beck. They were going to skip the prom to instead do a pop up art show featuring their art series entitled “lawfulness by definition is never neutral. a retrospective of systemic genocide of halflings and kobolds by creating strategic laws that codified pitting the two races against each other by the corrupt government of king Victor-Justin XI from the years 76899 to 76904 inclusive” the art itself consists of discarded wooden bowls from Red Oak Tavern, all painted with concentric circles in neon orange. But Beck likes your aura enough to go to the prom with you and re schedule the art show for next weekend.

20. Lucy. Her mom is the janitor. She stole a key ring with all the keys to all the rooms in the school ages ago. Her mom still has no idea. She’ll let you into any room in the school for a stick of gum. Or even for free if she thinks it’s funny enough. She just likes chaos.

[scottthemoody]

CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER > HERO > PRINCESS [UNLOCKED AFTER BEATING STORY MODE]

[stpsideblog]

I've seen some people talk about The Damsel and The Deconstructed Damsel as if they're the same, with the claim being that the only difference is that in the normal Damsel ending you don't notice how hollow she is. But I don't think this is. True.

Yes, both The Damsel and The Deconstructed Damsel are smoothed over and formed into the ideal of a love interest who wants nothing more than to escape with you and make you happy.

But it's the act of doubting her personhood that takes it away.

The Deconstructed Damsel isn't a glitch showing what the Damsel really is beneath it all, she's a changed version of the Damsel shifted, as any other of The Shifting Mound's parts, by your perception of her.

When you start to ask about her agency, that is when she loses it. When you start to view her as inhuman and wrong, that is when she becomes those things. When you believe you are the only person here, then it becomes true.

When you deconstruct The Damsel, you aren't revealing truths about her, you're changing her through your own doubt in her identity.

[uwudonoodle]

[milkcioccolato]

Jedi Master Maul faces the greatest obstacle of his existence: being tiny

[petricorah]

i wanted to redraw the princess bride scene but it felt ooc for zuko. think i fixed it [id in alt]

[uncharted-constellations]

~What i couldve been~

I was just gonna do the adult timeline zelda but im so enchanted by the idea of these two versions of the same character. People always talk about how link would be changed but never zelda.