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Women in Shakespeare

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im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.

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I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox

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Time to post my favorite sequences from Samurai Jack

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Me and my partner have a new game called "Is It Tuna?"

We live in a basement apartment. Our upstairs landlords have 5 kids, the youngest just turned 2. (We knew this when we moved in. We can hear them sometimes, but we don't mind. This isn't a landlord complaint story.) When we attended the 2 year old's birthday party, the parents asked if we've heard the tuna cans. That was a question I've certainly never been asked before. They explained that the baby has recently taken to entertaining themselves by testing gravity.

See, our connecting door is across from the bottom of their stairs. They have a baby gate at the top of the stairs, and the baby has figured out that he can push things through the bars to see how far they roll down. Most of the things he pushes through are soft, like little stuffies, or small balls. But he figured out that tuna cans, abundantly available on the bottom shelf of their pantry, fit perfectly through the bars, roll very fast, and make a very satisfying thwack on our door.

Now every time we hear a loud noise from across the wall, we give it 1 out of 10 probability if it was tuna or not. Most of the time the probability isn't very high. The other day, while I was in the kitchen, I heard a clear bub-ub-whup that grew in volume, and then a loud thump against our door, followed by baby giggles. I finally heard a definite tuna can live! My partner was asleep at the time, so he doesn't believe that I won the game.

Unfortunately, I think the parents are embarrassed and have since moved the tuna cans to a higher shelf.

Luckiky, the baby has also figured out that he can send things from his porch down to ours, which is why last week I opened the door to find 3 balls, a winter glove, an empty water bottle, and a rubber duck.

It's kind of fun to enjoy a few baby antics without having to be the parent.

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are you loud in bed?

you could say that

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Blossoms on my dad's peach tree.

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Scrolls through recipes on Pinterest for 20 minutes trying to decide what my characters should eat for lunch.

Writes one sentence describing the food.

Sits back to admire my hard work.

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"You don't know me. I'm not the same person anymore."

"That's okay. I'll get to know you again."

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Some fun in the snow! ❄️

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I never posted these here..

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HYRULE WARRIORS: AGE OF IMPRISONMENT SHOULD BE CALLED "THE LEGEND OF ZELDA"

IF ITS CENTERED AROUND ZELDA'S JOURNEY IN THE PAST, LEADING UP TO HER SACRIFICE TO BECOME THE LIGHT DRAGON - THE VERY THING DEPICTED IN THE MURALS IN THE PRESENT, ITS A LEGEND. ABOUT ZELDA. THE LEGEND OF ZELDA

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some of y’all bout to be real mad at me. but it must be said. some of the shit u call corny/cringy is actually just genuine/cute/sweet and y’all r just afraid of expressing any type of positive emotion