uwudonoodle
Manic Pixie Bean Nerd
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She/Her, 30's. All my geeky invasive thoughts end up here (a few are nsfw). I love all animation and anime, puppets, fantasy, sci-fi, nontoxic romance, paranormal horror, classic movies, and indie video games. A fan of deep and shallow thoughts alike. I'm a beginning adult gamer currently obsessed with BOTW & TOTK. My OTP's are Rayllum and Zelink. I'm writing my very first fanfic, and will be sharing all my feelings about it, because I have no one to talk to about it.
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uwudonoodle · 2 hours ago
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uwudonoodle · 6 hours ago
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people who for very silly reasons want to market prepared food products without preservatives in them who then discover why we started putting preservatives in prepared food products in the first place (because without a preservation method food quickly grows stale, and frequently also moldy or downright toxic) is a consistently good bit. like people really seem to think we put Evil Chemicals in food on purpose for no reason.
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uwudonoodle · 7 hours ago
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uwudonoodle · 17 hours ago
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Zelink kiss~
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uwudonoodle · 17 hours ago
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За тихой рекою…
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uwudonoodle · 17 hours ago
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Me, cleaning out my pantry: Just gonna dip my hand in this container of old lentils for a few minutes before I toss it.
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uwudonoodle · 20 hours ago
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uwudonoodle · 22 hours ago
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"Walk without rhythm, lest you attract the worm!"
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uwudonoodle · 22 hours ago
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i don't need to explain myself you all know what i'm talkin about
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uwudonoodle · 22 hours ago
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“It is one of life’s bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when things are really getting interesting.”
— Lemony Snicket, The Grim Grotto
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uwudonoodle · 22 hours ago
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https://www.instagram.com/share/reel/_mwt-Q6kb
How to respond to the body shaming food police.
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uwudonoodle · 1 day ago
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YOUNG MAN!
There's no need to feel down,
I MEAN YOUNG THEY!
I forgot your pronoun,
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uwudonoodle · 1 day ago
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Just got a comment on a fic I wrote in 2002. 🙏🙏🙏
Not 2012. Not 2022. 2002.
Your fic's time will come. If you love your fic, don't worry if it isn't a hit right when you post it. It'll get to the people who will love it..
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uwudonoodle · 2 days ago
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♥ Link's lovely boss-wife is back from work!! ♥ He is basically Zelda's Hylian Retriever awww. Hateno domestic fluff is my bread and butter.
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uwudonoodle · 2 days ago
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"Winter Cathedral" 2020 by Matthew Klooster, American artist, oil on canvas.
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uwudonoodle · 2 days ago
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The urge to bother my mutuals
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uwudonoodle · 3 days ago
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a tardigrade has fallen and scraped all eight of his little knees
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