#sausage stim

[cutiepieautistic]

Japanese wooden toy food cooking asmr

[aestheticsoftheinternet]

Shane Stimboard

Requested by: Nobody! <3

x-x-x x-o-x x-x-x

[lustingfood]

(via unclehowiespizza)

[eyegifs]

Biscuits and gravy breakfast sandwich (<3)

[spongeboystims]

꩜ ) Otto Sausage Dog (Jellycat) Stimboard ; with waffle + pancake stims .ᐟ

sources: 1 ; 2 ; 3 | 4 ; 6 | 7 ; 8 ; 9

[theautismzone]

x x x x x x x x x

[squishsquishy]

>> _.sadietheweenie

[gummi-stims]

Shaker charms from koifishycostume on tiktok!

[black-salt-cage]

ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚

[lilacquintet-stims-and-moods]

hi! This is stupid but I thought it was funny - could you possibly make an Owen Carvour (Spies Are Forever) stimboard with Greggs stims (the British sausage rolls place)?

Thank you thank you

Gifs #1, #3, #5, #6, and #8 found on Tumblr, the rest made by mod (from clips on yt)

[lustingfood]

Biscuits and gravy smash burgers (x)

[envy-stims]

“Cody has a tiny sausage!”

“At least my team has a sausage!”

noah and cody (total drama) stimboard with dark academia/cozy stims

[pr0xyfriend]

Dr. Jumble Cube Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Doohickey

original poll for context, if you're lost

this is the Jumble Cube, available on the Jumble Dream website. i'd just like to take a second and preface this post with a disclaimer; i was not paid to promote, endorse, or review this product. i did this entirely of my own accord because i thought it would be funny to have this fucking thing in my house. with that out of the way, here we go.

so! here's this fucking thing. when i saw that poll by @superbellsubways yesterday i knew i had to take one for the autistic team and investigate this fucking thing. how could it not tempt me? the obnoxious fidget spinner, the incessant promotion of this Thing towards Autism Moms, the fact that it's held together by roughly 17 screws and a prayer. when i first saw it on my screen, i recoiled- that's how i knew it was true love. i was immediately swept up in the sort of fervor only acquired by lovecraft protagonists and suburban mothers on the edge of a divorce on black friday. i needed it. so i got it. and a day later, it's in my arms!

guys. this thing is fucking Massive. it is unreasonably big. i took a ruler to it- from the hourglass spinner to the end of the doorstop, it's 6.5 inches (17 centimeters). for anyone wondering, my fidget cube is roughly 1.5 inches (~4 centimeters).

the wooden cube itself already huge at 2.25 inches (6 centimeters), but every single goddamn attachment screwed and/or glued on makes it INCREDIBLY unwieldy. if you wanted to put this fucker in a box it would take up 210 cubic inches of space (3441 CUBIC CENTIMETERS....). not even remotely practical for subtle stimming in public if you're anything above 5 years old/want to hold other shit in your bag.

ok let's get into the actual attachments now

side 1: hourglass spinner

at first i thought this was going to be the most nothingburger side until i discovered the meta of having the spinner on the ground and using the doorstop to spin around the whole cube. which does elevate it in my tierlist. it's also the side that protrudes the least, allowing this unfortunate contraption at least one side to rest on. however the color scheme of this side does remind me of an egg in a sausage mcmuffin- pathetic sickly yellow contrasted with an off-white that looks like it belongs on a 20-year-old urinal. it's hard to move all the beads into one side or another because of the way the hourglass is cut out of the wood. the sound is great though. better than i expected!

side 2: yellow nut-&-bolt

big fan of this guy. the nut IS removable from the bolt, but it's very large and such a florescent yellow-orange that you'd have difficulty actually losing it. plus, if you put a little effort in, you can "lock" the nut at the base of the bolt. the threading is surprisingly clean, and you can spin the nut up and down the bolt in a satisfying way. this side DOES protrude a lot but it's far from the worst offender in that category. pleasantly surprised by this one.

side 3: wheel and light switch

this side is pretty good! it doesn't protrude outward like the other sides do (which is very nice). i like this one a lot.

the wheel is reminiscent of rollers on a file cabinet or wheels on the bottom of a desk. i love those rollers and i've always wanted to mess with them after finishing assembling the furniture they belong to. so i feel weirdly validated by this part. you can grab the cube by the water tap and roll it on the desk with the wheel !!! very fun. however the wheel itself doesn't spin for very long. if you're looking for something that spins for a while, try the fidget spinner or the hourglass.

the light switch is VERY satisfying. a nice amount of pressure is needed to push it down, and it makes a very satisfying click when pushed. my only nitpick is that i wish the actual button was bigger, but that's honestly a minor complaint.

side 4: lock and key(s)

this side was one my friends and i discussed while i was waiting for the cube to arrive. one of them was concerned that this side would be Obnoxiously loud and that the keys (connected to the cube by a chain and yet another screw) would get in the way of other activities. the solution i had come up with was moving the keys (or at least one of them) to my actual keyring and using that to fidget. that's what i did the second this thing arrived!

the key that's still on the cube itself is a lot quieter without its louder partner, and using my actual keys in conjunction with the cube to stim is very very fun. (side note- you can also stim by pushing the key through the keyring to your heart's content.) turning the key makes a good click and extends a little bar, and turning it back makes the same click and retracts it. it's a good 180 degree turn, which is fun short-term but (if you're using the key chained to the cube) is a good way to give yourself carpal tunnel. use restraint!

side 5: water tap

sadly i was disappointed by this side. this tap lacks any of the actual weight or force needed to turn a water tap (the best part of turning one). it seems to be made out of plastic instead of metal (which, like, fair. there's already a lot of metal on this). the unit as a whole turns, instead of just the head. sometimes when you're turning the tap it resists against the wood in a manner reminiscent of nails on a chalkboard or scraping your fork against a nice plate. which is a huge sensory no-no for a lot of autistics i know. the tap is at least good to use as a grip for when you're stimming with other sides.

side 6: fidget-spinner-door-stop-thing

this fucking monstrosity is the reason i bought this thing. the extremely unorthodox combination of fidget spinner and DOORSTOP was very compelling to me.

the doorstop did not arrive attached to the cube, so i had to screw it on myself. which wasn't that bad. you could use that as a way to stim if you really wanted to.

as mentioned earlier, laying the cube on its hourglass side and using the doorstop to spin the cube is extremely top-tier. if you get it up to a high enough speed and then stop it the fidget spinner will keep spinning.

the fidget spinner is remarkably well-balanced despite my fears to the contrary. fair word of warning- if you're holding the cube in one hand and then spinning the spinner, you can feel the vibrations of the spin throughout the entire cube. there is not a single portion immune to that sensation (but it's more muted in certain segments, like the water tap). if you like that- yay! if you don't- avoid spinning it.

the doorstop is very springy and allows me to play with it without getting yelled out by my parents. if you put the stopper part on your palm and circle it around like it's a joystick it is a very good sensation. this is fulfilling a childhood dream for me. the force behind the doorstop shakes the ENTIRE cube. do with this what you will.

this is, of course, the most protruding side. as fun as this side is, i cannot let that go unmentioned. this thing is egregiously tall. fun. but tall.

overall opinion

i was honestly surprised that this thing is as good as it is. the unusual combination of items put me off at first, but the items themselves as amazing choices for a stim toy. there's a lot of things on here that i didn't recognize as childhood stims until i got this. while some of them i'd prefer as their own standalone keychain or something (lock and key, light switch), having them all in one for like $17 is a pretty sweet deal.

i like this. a lot. it's very fun. it's a monstrosity. i think i will be annoying my friends with it over voice calls. but, like, don't buy this expecting a new every-day carry. this is its own beast.

final tierlist

if you (for whatever reason) want to check this out for yourself, here's the tier list i made so you can rank everything how you'd like to.

thank you for reading!

[buttercup-tea-time]

Hey! I hope that your requests are still open. I'm actually in the need of anything that makes me feel better and comfortable. I'm a piebald cuban crocodile and looking for self-care, fashion and snacks. I'm female but rather wearing grunge unisex stuff with a bit of a feminine touch in shirts sometimes (those oversized ones which you tuck in your pants partially, for example). I'm also very much into cargos and anything practical (dislike impractical stuff).

Food wise I don't like sausages or dried dates and can only eat gluten free.

Hope that's doable!

Hello! I hope all of this works for you, please let me know if you want anything changed! Self Care:

Fish Stim Toy Forest Fir Soap Rain Water Candle Fashion: Star Shirt Grey Shirt Plaid Jacket Black Cargo Pants Blue Cargo Pants Snacks: Baked Fish Chicken Stew Falafel Trail Mix Granola Bars - Byte, he/they

[squishsquishy]

>> chaitheminidachshund

[the-most-humble-blog]

🔥 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙃𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝘾𝙞𝙩𝙮 𝙈𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙁𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙖𝙡

“Celebrate the taste of opportunity!”

🍖 𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙖 𝙁𝙀𝙀𝙎𝙏! 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙘𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣? 🍖

Well, let’s just say there’s been a surplus of fresh protein recently! A mysterious and totally coincidental fire cleared out a few underhive sectors—and wouldn’t you know it, prime cuts of meat are now available for next to nothing! (Don’t ask too many questions, just eat.)

"𝙏𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣'𝙩 𝙙𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙬𝙖𝙮!"

🐷 𝙁𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙖𝙡 𝙎𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡𝙨 🐷

Only for a limited time! (Or as long as the "supply" lasts!)

1. The "Mysterious Origins" Roast – 15 Throne Gelt

🔥 Slow-cooked over the same flames that birthed it! This tender, juicy meat is pulled straight from the still-smoldering ruins of Sector 13. The secret? Low heat, high body count.

2. Chef’s Choice Mystery Sausage – 8 Throne Gelt

🌭 “You’ve never had sausage like this before!” Stuffed with meat freshly "harvested" from the festival’s unexpected supply boom! Smooth, fatty, and with just a hint of familiarity. Don’t think too hard about it!

3. Arson-Roasted Ribs – 12 Throne Gelt

🍖 Our ribs practically fell off the bone on their own! (Screaming may have been involved!) Smoky, tender, and conveniently sourced from the sector fire’s “cleanup efforts.”

4. Deep-Fried Long Pork Strips – 10 Throne Gelt

🥓 A crispy, golden-brown delight dredged in industrial fryer oil and seasoned with a blend of proprietary hive spices. Popular among gangers and those who don’t ask too many questions.

5. Hive-Marrow Burgers – 9 Throne Gelt

🍔 Meat so fresh, you can almost hear it beg! Ground into thick patties and topped with drippings of our special "charcoal-black" marrow sauce. Served on burnt-toast brioche, in honor of the recent festival “events.”

6. Gut-Stuffed Offal Stew – 7 Throne Gelt

🍲 A hearty mix of boiled innards, intestines, and livers all torn from the freshest sources. Some pieces may contain tattoo ink or remnants of cybernetic implants (a fun little reminder of where they came from!).

7. The "Humble Citizen" Charcuterie Board – 18 Throne Gelt

🧀 A selection of premium meats from those who never thought they'd be served! Includes: ✔ Hollow-Faced Prosciutto – Aged to perfection in the depths of the hive. ✔ Scavver Salami – Coarse, chunky, and full of "character." ✔ Pickled Eyes & Fingers – A delicacy best eaten before they twitch. ✔ Toothpick Breadsticks – Garnished with teeth for extra crunch!

8. The "No Witnesses" Meat Pie – 10 Throne Gelt

🥧 Flaky crust filled with juicy, perfectly diced mystery meat. The best part? Every pie is handcrafted using freshly disappeared hive citizens! Some say the flavor changes based on their last emotions.

9. Servitor Shoulder Chops – 14 Throne Gelt

💀 Perfectly marbled with a slight hint of cybernetic residue! Slow-roasted and served with a side of brain-stim supplement gravy. (Eat fast, sometimes they still twitch!)

10. "Did They Have a Name?" T-Bone Steak – 17 Throne Gelt

🥩 A thick, juicy cut straight from the nameless masses who "volunteered" for this event! Well-seasoned, well-cooked, and comes with a side of denial.

🐖 BONUS: Emperor’s Mercy BBQ Platter 🐖

🚨 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙏𝙍𝙐𝙀 𝘽𝙀𝙇𝙄𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍 🚨 – 35 Throne Gelt 🍖 A massive platter of EVERY meat dish on the menu for the hungriest and most morally bankrupt guests. 💀 Comes with a free servitor bib that reads: "Don’t Ask, Just Chew."

🐽 𝗙𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗩𝗔𝗟 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: "𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗗 & 𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗖𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗗" 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗟𝗦! 🐽

🔥 Select meats come pre-blackened from the fire, adding a deep, smoky richness! 🔥 All flame-kissed meats are half off! (Just like Sector 13's population!)

🔥 𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗥 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟!

👨‍🍳 "𝙈𝙀𝙀𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘾𝙃𝙀𝙁" 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙇! 💀 One lucky diner will get to "meet" the meat's original owner!* (If there's enough of them left!)

⚠ 𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗧 ⚠

All sales final. Meat is sourced from "varied" donors.

Health disclaimers: Side effects include nightmares, stomach cramps, and existential horror.

Consuming more than one meal per visit may result in recognizing someone from your old hab-block.

Please do not ask where the meat came from. You don’t want to know. We don’t want to tell you.

🔥 “𝘿𝙊𝙉’𝙏 𝙇𝙀𝙏 𝙂𝙊𝙊𝘿 𝙁𝙇𝙀𝙎𝙃 𝙂𝙊 𝙏𝙊 𝙒𝘼𝙎𝙏𝙀!” 🔥

🐷 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙂𝙀𝙏 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝙁𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙃 𝙈𝙊𝙐𝙏𝙃𝙁𝙐𝙇 𝙏𝙊𝘿𝘼𝙔!

(𝙉𝙤𝙩 𝙖𝙘𝙘𝙚𝙥𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙮 𝙞𝙣𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚.) 🍽

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