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blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): Agatha "All Along" Harkness obviously! She was my blorbo in WandaVision and she remains that here.
scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): Alice Wu-Gulliver. RIP. I miss you.
scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): Hard to say because I'm not sure who exactly counts as underrated? Maybe Jennifer Kale? IDK if she counts as underrated. But she's cool.
glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): IDK. Maybe John Collins. He seems nice and I liked seeing him in the first episode. I liked seeing all the Westview residents really.
poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): Agatha again. Love seeing her embraced on Tumblr as one of the first female poor little meow meows. It's what she deserves. It is hard to decide between her and Rio though for this slot. They're both my poor little meow meows.
horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): Agatha yet again lol. What can I say, it's fun to make her cry and force her to deal with Actual Emotions. It's good for character development or something.
eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): This is an Evanora Harkness hate club, all my homies hate Evanora Harkness.
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probably will be FORCED by Pomp And Circumstance to go to the CLOWN HOSPITAL, for a CLOWN INJURY (may or may not be An ALLEGEDLY Fractured Foot...a MOURNFUL MALADY incurred in the most PATHETIC and LAPSIDAISICAL Fashion of TRAGICALLY UNFASHIONABLY Events......
Anyway. Forgot what I was saying. Buy me 1/25th of an x-ray or whatnot I guess
#ASK ME#ASK ME HOW I ALLEGEDLY BROKE MY FOOTSIE BONSIES!!!!#shall come up with a different answer EACH time and they shall ALL be curious concerning and browraising#no but really ASK ME i have SO. MANY. ANSWERS.#(the actual answer isn't even mundane if anything it is...Up There.)#(my personal curse is the inability to give a straight answer Even And Especially when the actual accurate answer is funnier!#sometimes the actual truth of the matter is funnier! life just works like that occasionally!!!#and still it is my duty--my god calling--to decieve#anyways an object fell on me or I fell on an object. that object maybe or may not be a planet. or may or may not be an undisclosed oblong.#or both. or neither. mind your business before i suck your tax evaded beeswax right under you#...i May be slightly loopy on the adrenaline aftermath of (ALLEGEDLY) breaking some damn bones#I'm cranky and i want to hobble to the kitchen to Procure some Frozen Breakfast Food#and yet i am bound to bed for the sake of Elevating The Limb#I Am Basically Tantalus Do You Comprehend I Am Tantalus I Am A Tortured Mythological Figure And You Are Standing By Like Impotent Cupbearer#s#YOU ARE AN IMPOTENT CUPBEARER AND I AM PROMETHEUS SCREECHING AS MY INNARDS ARE WOVEN INTO STATEMENT ART#......motherfricker my ice pack is leaking
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how are you today hellsite hall of fame
great, I cried for 3 whole hours
#hence me being active here rip#but I did for a minute have a follower count that consisted entirely of 1’s and it was beautiful#ask#the hellsite answers#hellsite hall of fame curator’s bullshit#hellsite hall of fame curators bullshit
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Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met
#Homer!Odysseus: you sacrificed your men to save yourself? Detestable coward! How I wish I was never born if it would ensure you had not the#Epic!Odysseus: you’d understand if you *loved your wife.* But I guess a guy who stayed with Circe for a year wouldn’t know that!#H!Odysseus: do not speak of things you know nothing about! I long for my return to sweet Penelope but I have a duty to my men#E!Odysseus: A YEAR. A WHOLE YEAR. I WOULD KILL ANYTHING AND ANYONE TO GET A HOME A YEAR FASTER#H!Odysseus: that was clear when you served Scylla six men like they were cattle!#E!Odysseus: it was them or me! And don’t keep talking about my friends like you did any better. you’ll go home alone too#H!Odysseus: they doomed themselves when they ate Hyperion’s golden cattle. I am not responsible for their suffering. But you could have ens#H!Odysseus: Now Eurylochus’s body lies at the bottom of the sea where there can be no burial and no honour#E!Odysseus: AND I’LL GO HOME TO MY WIFE. MY BEAUTIFUL PERFECT LOVELY LOYAL WIFE WHO’S BEEN WAITING FOR ME FOR TWENTY YEARS.#E!Odysseus: and when I go home and she asks if I came back as fast as I could I’ll be able to answer honestly#H!Odysseus: WE HAD BEEN THROUGH MANY TRIALS. THE MEN NEEDED TO REST#E!Odysseus: FOR A YEAR???? DID THEY NEED TO REST FOR A YEAR??? AND DID THEY NEED THAT REST RIGHT AFTER A MONTH’S LONG REST WITH AEOLUS??? S#H!Odysseus: IF YOU WISHED FOR ITHACA SO DESPERATELY WHY DIDN’T YOU OBEY PALLAS ATHENA AND KILL THE CYCLOPS#E!Odysseus: *drawing sword* I WAS HAVING A ROUGH DAY#Epic the musical#Epic odysseus#The odyssey#odysseus#Homer#Greek mythology#Jorge rivera-herrans#nuclear war speaks
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the cream when it's getting dark or something,,
#violence tw#abuse tw#zu art#dark cream#shattered dream#cross!sans#undertale#undertale au#utmv#watch me getting back to 2020— <3#someone asked why S!Dream hold Cross like that so here's the answer xd#(Orange was it you ig?? :'D)
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AUGH I love VV1 so much!!! I’d love to see a wholesome bonding moment between the two of them, possibly they were questioning their identity and started to get worked up but then they coaxed themselves down
Little reassurance before they make their way to hell.
#ultrakill#ultrakill art#ultrakill comic#ultrakill fanart#v1 ultrakill#v2 ultrakill#v1#v2#v4v#ultrakill w1#w1#my art#digital art#ahh hope you enjoy the comic!! worked super hard on it#exhaling and deflating but in a good way!!! ill also be trying to answer more questions if i get them!!1#this comic was an absolute blast to paint gosh i love my little bug#ask#blueartistic813#tomorrow ill add this comic and w1's reference sheet and explanation to my pinned post probably
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Just got back from seeing Sonic 3 and HOOOOOOLY SHIT y’all. Oh my fucking god. OH my god. Ohhhh my g o d
#IT. WAS. PHENOMENAL. PERFECTION. LITERALLY EVERYTHING I COULD HAVE ASKED FOR#SPOILERS AHEAD IN THE TAGS BEWARE#They gave us Shadow on a motorcycle. Shadow with a GUN. Shadow flexing by POPPING OFF HIS LIMITER RINGS LIKE A BADASS#AND!!! THE MOST GORGEOUS CREATURE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY GODDAMN LIFE. HOMIE WENT SUPER SHADOW AND HE WAS G L O R I O U S#THE LIGHT FUR…..THE SPARKLES…..THE GLOWINGGGGG!! HE WAS GLOWING!!!!!!#WE GOT LIVE AND LEARN!!!!! WE GOT LIVE AND LEARN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#ALSO genuine family bonding? Sonic Team bonding? SONADOW BONDING???#Shadow’s little smiles during the flashbacks with Maria MY GOD I WAS GOING TO BLOW UP.#Shadow did the Akira slide on his bike and I said repeatedly under my breath I’m not a furry I’m not a furry I’m NOT a furry#I’M NOT I SWEAR#I’M JUST A HARDCORE SHADOW GIRLIE#Homie had me swooning tho I WILL NOT LIE!!!#I felt so bad for my friends I was probably insufferable for the entire film I tried SO hard to reign my fangirling back#I squealed and stimmed a LOT. SORRY Y’ALL THE AUTISM LEAPT OUT. THAT WAS BEYOND MY CONTROL#OH AND THE END?????? METAL SONIC??? A M Y??????#I KNEW they were gonna tease Amy I had a feeling#Also also it was so funny as we were walking out of the theater this guy was like ‘TAKE THAT OBAMA!!!’ and waited for an answer#And then he was like okay nobody got that. But then I said ‘I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!!’ and he started CHEERING LMAOOO#That movie was a religious experience. For ME. I feel like I’ve ascended to heaven#I’m so. Fucking happy right now I’m SO happy it was so good I’m going to cry#I love you Shadow the Hedgehog I love you Sonic the Hedgehog I’m going to break apart literally right now#Also one more BIG thing but I’m putting that in a separate post. Hold on.#Shima speaks#Sonic 3#Sonic#Sonic the Hedgehog#Sonic movie 3#Sonic spoilers
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If Donnie was in an 80s Music Video what outfit do you think he would wear? Also, how would he dress his brothers? Just asking for a friend.......
Oooo! Great question!!! 💜 The 80's is so choice! I love it!
Let's start with his brothers.
We already have a fantastic example of how he would dress Raphie, as it was already done in show.
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That white suit? Totally 80's inspired. 😎
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Actually, it's almost 1 to 1 with the main cop in Miami Vice....
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As for his other brothers, hmmm...
Mikey seems to have a propensity for 80's hip-hop jackets and tracksuits, so I feel like Don would put him in one as well.
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(Run-D.M.C. circa 1985)
Yeah, I definitely feel like Donbon would play with these themes and Mikey's eclectic use of color.
As for Leo...
I feel like Leo would dress HIMSELF in something like this, almost verbatim:
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(Thanks. I hate it. 🙂)
But, I think Don would embrace Leo's tackiness and put him in some good ol' bright-colored parachute pants! Leo's fit (as styled by Don) would be similar to the ones below, but in a color palette that played well with Leo's markings/skin tone:
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As for himself, there's one 80's trend that I think Donnie is already known for...and that is shoulder pads.
Specifically, shoulder pads in a power suit.
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(As quoted from Google)
Looks familiar?
Or the even more exaggerated:
Therefore, I feel like Donnie boy would dress himself in something like this (in his color, obviously! 💜):
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Add a fetching shirt, and a bombastic tie, and yeah I can totally see Donatello in this any day! 🤩
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Or maybe I'm wrong and he'd just put everybody in matching windbreaker tracksuits. 💀
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He's unhinged and these boys are wild, so that's totally a possibility. 😂
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That’s MY Husband!
Luffy x Wife!Reader
Summary: Boa finds out Luffy is married
A/n: Yo i for real struggled with a concept for this… i actually don’t like it but i just want to complete the request
Part XI
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“Hello, we want to register our marriage~” You say, beaming at the clerk who is looking between you and Luffy with weariness.
“You want… a marriage certificate?” The clerk asks, unsure if he heard you right.
“Yep.” Luffy pops, becoming antsy with anticipation.
“You want… to be married … to him?” The clerk asks you pointedly, making sure he understands the situation. “Or is this marriage certificate for another gentleman?” The clerk looks down at Luffy’s outfit which looks like it was looked like it was grungy old clothes yanked off the floor (it was) and dirty from a day gallivanting about the city. Whilst you? You were in a nice clean outfit which look brand new from the store and that’s not even taking into consideration of your styled hair, manicured nails and pretty makeup.
There had to be a mistake.
What kind of groom doesn’t even have the decency to put on nicer shoes?
“Huh? Who else would it be for?!” Luffy bellows making the clerk flinch.
“A-are you a pirate?” The clerk asks hesitantly placing his hand underneath the counter, feeling for the panic button.
“Sure am! I’m gonna be king of the pirates!” Luffy bellows once again making the clerk shake fearfully in his place as he continues to feel around for the button.
“Y-your trying to force this young lady to marry you. Aren’t you?” He asks, more so accusing than anything.
Your hand slams down onto the counter, haki emanating off of you. “No one’s forcing anything. Now I’d get your damn hand away from the panic button.” You say with seething frustration leaking from your taut mouth. “You’re ruining the moment for us.” You hissed threateningly, making the clerk relent in fear.
“Y-yes ma’am! R-right away ma’am!” The clerk scrambles away in search of the marriage certificates only to come zooming back around the corner with the certificate in hand, having both you and Luffy sign the documents.
As soon as Luffy drops his pen, he turns to you and plants a kiss right onto your lips, unlike all those years ago when you first got married, you actually returned it this time.
Your lips collide into each other making your nerves fizz and buzz at the sensation of Luffy’s own mouth pressing so tantalisingly against your own. But just as soon as it started, it ended with Luffy pulling away with a huge grin slapped across his face until it quickly fades in terror at the sound of the towns clock chiming to indicate the new hour.
“CRAP! Nami told me to be back by the bell! Let’s go!” Luffy yelps, dragging you along in a dazed state back to the ship.
It felt like you teleported to the ship.
One moment you were being dragged out of city hall and the next moment you were both standing aboard.
You were expecting to be hearing an ear full from Nami at your tardiness, only she’s currently distracted with the pirate empress, Boa Hancock… who just so happens to be aboard.
It only took a mere moment of your presence for Boa to snap her head up, her eyes dragging across you and quickly darting away to stare at Luffy.
You’re curious as to why she’s here, and you don’t miss the glossy, heart eyes she’s throwing at your clueless husband.
Now imagine the horror of watching a pirate, known as the most beautiful woman in the world, call out your husbands name, pulling him into an embrace and puckering her lips as she is about to press her own mouth to his. A place that’s meant to be strictly for your own, and a place you kissed just moments before.
The swift shock of dismay that ran through your system caused you to stand stock still, unmoving, unblinking and not breathing. You were so caught off guard by the action, you weren’t sure if you want to cry, scream, yell or become violent at this woman’s non-consensual advances on your husband.
It felt like you were under a spell, unable to do anything but watch on as your blood runs cold.
Sanji places his a firm hand on your shoulder, as if pulling you out of your internal hysterics with his calm demeanour and reassuring grip, but your shaken nerves and furrow brows wordlessly explain your intentions of escalating.
Taking a long drag of his cigarette Sanji begins to provide you advice. “Give the captain a minute. There’s a certain grace Boa has earnt, after all- without Boa’s help, Luffy would be dead, and so would Ace.”
You turn your attention back to Luffy, who is currently craining his neck away. His hands planted around her wrists as he holds them back.
“Hey! Back off - I have a wife!” Luffy reprimanded Boa. Her affectionate gaze seems to shatter at Luffy’s careless words. Her struggle to grab him seems to fumble, her arms turning more limp.
Boa’s bottom lip begins to wobble in honest heartache.
It’s funny. One moment you were wanting to punch her lights out, the next you felt bad for the girl who was obviously head over heels for your husband… and understandably so.
But now… now it’s just sad as you watch the most beautiful woman in the world go limp, falling to the ground on her ass as she begins to wail at Luffy’s news. Watching the pirate princess cry fat blobs of tears is far from entertaining.
“I-I-I thought-t-t the r-r-report was WRONG!” Boa stutturs and and sobs all whilst she bites her bottom lip to stop it from trembling.
Pinching the bridge of your nose, you side eye your clueless husband who only seems to cringe away at Boa’s loud crying.
Gently, you approach the pirate princess grabbing her hand and returning it with a reassuring squeeze. “Unrequited love is unfathomably painful.” You say, providing a small smile.
Nothing could’ve prepared you for what came next.
Your simple words cause Boa to release the loudest wail yet, throwing herself at you, crying into your chest.
“I-I-I-I thought if I w-was just p-patient- that he-he would eventually l-like me b-back!” She wails once again. You just continue stroking her head, unsure what to do other than to provide comforts to the heartbroken girl.
Oh boy… this isn’t how you thought your wedding day would go…
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how I imagine their talks after ending 9 LMAO
#beyond the bet spoilers#a date with death#adwd#beyond the bet#adwd casper#adwd grim#adwd 5012#they fought for the drivers seat by rock paper scissors and casper won#<5012 is still salty about this#casper never answered 5012's question so he asked MC instead and MC gave him a whole list#5012 teases casper with said list
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Hi can you identify what animal this is
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hear me out: Gaz tummy
(There isn’t enough love for Gaz and it make me kinda sad tbh he’s so pretty)
~Valentine
oh anon, i'll do you one better-
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gaz tatas, you're welcome
#you may blame the latest drawing meme that's circulating on twt LOL#ok fuck im going to bed im so sleepy HASHAHSAH I LOVE U ANON AND GAZ('s tatas.....)#answered asks#anon#my art#2024#call of duty#gaz cod#kyle gaz garrick#kyle garrick
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Turbo gets a speeding ticket. “Do you know how fast you were going?” “Turbo!”
He gave him a ticket anyway.
#red room studi0's art#wreck it ralph#digital art#turbo#turbo wreck it ralph#turbotastic#turbo wir#surge protector#wir#asks#answered
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🐾 Leon
self explanatory
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Mumbo: Why'd you let Scar get close enough to kill you?
Grian: *who was too distracted by Scars bare chest to think properly* I don't know
Scitties activate Grian’s bird brain. He cannot think of anything else when this happens.
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#mcyt#answered asks#mcyt shipping#mcytblr#shipping#mcytumblr#life series#trafficshipping#wild life smp#grian#S#goodtimeswithscar#scarian
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Ack, probably missed you being drunk and horny 😜 but a mutual masturbation ficlet with f!reader and Arthur?
Arthur doesn’t think he’s gonna last.
Screw that, Arthur knows he’s not gonna last.
You look like you came right out of a painting; pretty lips parted in a series of moans, back arching off the plush hotel mattress, skin shimmering under the moonlight with a mix of sweat and arousal. Your thighs are spread obscenely wide, leaving room for Arthur to curl his fingers inside you, thumb drawing tight little circles over your clit. He can feel your body trembling from the pleasure his touch brings you, his own hips bucking into your hand, breath leaving already empty lungs when your thumb slides over his tip on the way up. He chooses to retaliate, free hand sliding up your body to gently pinch one of your nipples, making you cry out in a way that has him ache with desire. Your thighs shake as your orgasm washes over you, soaking Arthur’s fingers.
No, Arthur might not last.
But he’ll be damned if you don’t come at least twice before he does.
#i want to bite this ask and shake it between my jaws like a feral animal.#arthur morgan x reader#arthur morgan imagine#arthur morgan smut#arthur morgan fic#rdr2 smut#rdr2 fic#rdr2 imagine#twola#answered#mutuals <3#hotel sex again because arthur would spoil the fuck out of his s/o! you can pry that hc from my cold dead hands
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