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Falcon... please... 😭
Based on @chiefcroissantdeanbanana's version
#I'M GIGGLING SO MUCH HELPPPP#i'm sobbing 😭😭😭😭😭#fucking crhing so bad LNFOAISHAHAHA#i love this#this is sick#literally amazing#falcon!!! PUT THE GUN DOWN 🗣️🙏
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COLLECT MY DISCS!!!!!!!
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HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I GOT KIDNAPPED. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION BLOCKS OF GRASS IN METER THICK LAYERS THAT FILL MY PARKOUR CIVILIZATION. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF BLOCKS IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR SEAWATT AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
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Redbo Ref/Concept Sketch!
I'm gonna work on digitizing both refs right after I post this!
I'll fix Red's anatomy in digital I promise
He's short but he's not supposed to look that short lmao
EDIT: FORGOT TO PUT EVERYTHING INTO TEXT LIKE LAST TIME!! MB!!
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Redbo_
The Vessel • Arospec/Acespec • He/Him
What makes him different? | Don't delete me pls
Tool | Weirdly hot boss?
Frustrating project | Evbo (surrounded in hearts)
While working
Input buttons
Control pannel
Portable soldering kit
Multimeter
Measuring tape
Basically a smart watch
Ring w/ blade
Multiple lenses
• In charge of everything in the facility
• Built and maintains every single machine/Command Block
• Thinks Simbo is some divine prophet sent by (or is an extension of) the Creator
• Workers get 6-hour breaks to sleep. He gives himself 4
• Created the androids after observing [how] view counters were higher when Evbos directly interacted with Seawatts
• Has seen all the fanart. Not limited to Seavbo.]
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can i eat your emf design pls i love him <3333333
omg. ofcourse!!!!!!!! leave no crumbs I'd be HONORED tysm<3333333333333333333!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Already talked about this in the parkciv fanclub discord but idc I need to share the emotional pain with other people
What if the cape people draw Seawatt with is a blanket from his childhood, the one his parents gave him and the only thing he got to take with him from the fighter layer short of the clothes on his back. And he wears it as a way to keep his parents with him, to remember them and what the comfort of their home felt like, even if he can't really remember their faces as well anymore
He wraps it around him when he's alone. Just to pretend he's there again, maybe. It doesn't make him feel warm like it used to, anymore
#did u have to share it with the masses#the masses are crying....#therapy compensation...#how to block something from my mind#can the old man erase this memory from me#augh seawatt you hurt#what if the clothes he took had the scent of his parents#and overtime#due to excessive use#it went away#and he tried to preserve that scent but failed because. that's just not possible#and now.#in addition to not even remembering his parents faces#he can't even remember what they smelled like#he has nothing but a piece of clothes tied with memories and sentiment#and that's all he'll ever have#moral of the story: seawatt has a scent kink
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i need more of pathetic cartoonish villain Seawatt. him telling exactly what he's going to do in too much details, trauma dumping on protagonists before doing anything evil and doing it so successfully that they aren't even angry or anything anymore and just being like "this pathetic wet cat of a man... i feel kinda bad for him now" instead. Seawatt is coming down to talk with EMF because he has nothing better to do and also maybe feeling lonely and after a few hours of him unexpectedly ranting about his home and how he misses his parents EMF isn't even scared or anxious or concerned anymore. he's concerned for him instead. he's like "man, you don't need to destroy civilization, you need THERAPY" and tries to be an emotional support and they talk for much more after that and EMF starts caring about him and they become something like friends and maybe EMF is a bit heartbroken after he learns Seawatt died while performing his evil plan he told him not to use so many times
I'm sorry i made it emotional, it wasn't in my plan
YES he's such a sopping wet cat please pick up your autistic twink
#seamf but at what cost#this hurts 💔💔#aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh seavbooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo#platonic seamf plz take my life
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Pt 2. We’re actually are getting into the sauce of the au now.
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#I can feel it...#guardx2....#so close so close so close so cl#god 🙏🙏 god is real and it is guardx2 🙏🙏🙏
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God and his favourite boyfailure
#emf a FREAK imsgine being naked while carried by ur god#isn't it supposed to be the other way around#freakmf#efreak#freaky...#I LOVE IT#mavbo the goat#the tail turning into a heart I'm gonna sob
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parkour in high heels as a sign of status
physical height deems social status 🔨 canon
#emf has 6 inch heels that's why he's so average at parkour because he can't give up his 6inch for a 4inch#ego so big I gotta make a 4 block brewing stand jump with my tall ass heels#but I can't switch that's...... that's WEAK.#I don't wanna be POOR (evbo)#imagine beeing a NOOB (evbo)#and wearing SNEAKERS (evbo)
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here in parkour civilization even the SEX is parkour
og meme for stealing
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vv excited for what u have in store,,
me live reaction real
https://www.tumblr.com/redbo-and-simbo/771342773932703744/redbo-who-fucks-simbo-superrr-hard-and-leaves-him?source=share
simbo being the #1 evbocest shipper. checks out
Would you guys believe me if I pulled the "it's for science" card like he does?
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okay okay have some mavbo too
#ARGAHJRGAHJRAJHRGAEHJRGJSRGHJS MAVBO#MAVOBOISOEGOSE#AWKLDJAWHDJAWKRGAWHJRAHJGR#I WAS STARVEDDDDDDDD#thankyo#so mcuh...........#delivious#scrumptious#yummy#runs away with a mavbo shaped throat#WAWADJKHAWDKHJA MAVBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#Ilovethem#so normal about them#imagine being best friends AND gay???
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the freak in question
https://www.tumblr.com/redbo-and-simbo/771342773932703744/redbo-who-fucks-simbo-superrr-hard-and-leaves-him?source=share
simbo being the #1 evbocest shipper. checks out
Would you guys believe me if I pulled the "it's for science" card like he does?
#// bro you got no idea#// drums fingers together#<- prev#I'm so terrified yet.#yet I crave the sciene#I NEED ITTTTTTTTT#I mean what who said that?!?!?
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ABSOLUTELY NOOOOOOOOOOT.
https://www.tumblr.com/redbo-and-simbo/771342773932703744/redbo-who-fucks-simbo-superrr-hard-and-leaves-him?source=share
simbo being the #1 evbocest shipper. checks out
Would you guys believe me if I pulled the "it's for science" card like he does?
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whenever I say I don't want to do something I do it what the hell is wrong with me. so anyways seawatt design dropped!!!
his design may change. big maybe. very big actually. it's a design I spedran to think of because there's some emojis I want to make with him and I couldn't push it aside anymore 💔
#parkour civilization#parkciv#park civ#evbo parkour civilization#seawatt parkour civilization#parkciv evbo#evbo parkciv#seawatt parkciv#parkciv seawatt#seawatt pkciv#evbo pkciv#evbo's there too ig...#they're finally complete woohooo#evbo#pkciv#pkciv fanart#I keep forgetting tags fml#chiefcrossaintdeanbanana'sart
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