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I have become the cursed maniac that writes cursed maniac things on Ao3 Parkour Civilization tags

I will embrace my role

Expect angst, hurt/comfort, gay, both Polykour and Mavbo, PvPCiv Evbo somehow being adopted by Polykour, ParkCiv Evbo God stuff (he’s got a bird form it’s great) and uh cannibalism whoops

If you’re here for the ships:

The Memories Fade (But the Body Remembers) - None

Crusader - Light Mavbo

Take a Bite and Feed (Your Satisfaction Guaranteed) - Polykour

Escapism - Mavbo

Worship - Polykour but Seawatt is only mentioned, not present

My Stars, My Sun - Mavbo

Mercy for the Lamb Series - Polykour

Mercy for the Lamb Main Series (PVPCiv Evbo in Parkour Civilization, shenanigans ensue)

Parkour Civ Fluff:

Parkour Civ Cannibalism Angst:

PVP Civ Angst:

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to be clear when i say “normal” i do mean clinically insane.

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“I don’t like Seamavbo at all!” I say, then I suddenly tripped and fell to the ground, as multiple pictures of Seamavbo fall out of my bag. ��Wait!” I frantically cried out. “These aren’t mine!” I quickly reached to grab my pictures. "Don't look!"

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Thinking about it, wouldn't Mavbo be Immortal x Mortal?

parkour civilization 2 spoilers below!!

So, as we all know, in the end Evbo becomes the parkour god and EMF becomes the parkour champion. yea?? Since EMF has the champion boots, it basically makes him immortal. Until another person takes his title. Until he isn't the champion anymore. Wouldn't his immortality be taken away with him? Like what we've seen with The Old Man, he dies due to old age because he doesn't have the champion boots with him, and just because his age really is coming to him. Not even command blocks could save him, his death was predetermined from the start. He is a mortal, no matter what title he has.

So is EMF. EMF is a mortal. A mortal with the champion boots that basically gives him immortality, but without that, he is "fragile". without the boots he can't regenerate without food, and his hunger isn't always full anymore. Worst of all with a mortal is that. They can die due to old age. And. and and. Evbo can't do anything when that happens. He can't save EMF. he can't use command blocks, and his godly powers can only summon his spirit. He can't bring him back no matter how hard he tries because he is the god of parkour. What use is parkour in reviving someone?

Now imagine with me, a situation where EMF is dead. Generations upon generations of champions come and go, and Evbo is just alone. He's just like the previous parkour god, a bystander, the audience, just watching.

Missing his trusted ally, the person who stuck through him thick and thin,

His champion, his mortal, his human, his friend,

God's favorite.

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Has anyone else watched ludwig react to parkour civilization 2???

is this not what this felt like when Ludwig challenged Evbo's system of death LMAOOOO (left side is ludwig right is Evbo [the content creator])

"They're dead for good!"

"No they just de-ranked!"

"The movie didn't say that."

then there's just parkciv Evbo. living his best life in the video

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tried drawing them with my shitty ass memory.

I. Am So Normal. About Them.

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echoing my thoughts in my first swordbow post, adding a bit more, just talking about them in general because I need more parrotbo I need more swordbow content PLEASE scratching at the wall !!!!!!

pvp civilization spoilers below!

"It does NOT excuse the fact that he did nothing when Evbo was being farmed though, not like he could do anything but yea... we didn't see him in that whole section, not even once. Which augh the angst </3"

Do you think parrot knew? That Evbo would get captured one day, it was so obvious he would, he was too naive for this world, this cruel world doesn't accept the kindness he gave, it exploited it.

What were his thoughts? What should he have done? What could he have done? He told him to be careful, but he knew Evbo would do anything to rank up. To free society from this unjust system, he would do anything to get to the golden sword level, and Parrot couldn't stop him. So what makes him think that he could've saved him too?

Evbo is doomed to be the savior but not the saved. Not even by his closest friends. No one can save him except himself, that's the tragedy of his character.

Parrot is doomed to be in the sidelines, to watch endlessly until nothing can be watched anymore. The time he spoke up he got punished, stripped away of the privilege to wield the weapon he was born to use. He couldn't even save himself, how could he save somebody else?

And yet they still try to fight back. It's hope that guides them both, the hope that a better future CAN be achieved. and I think. That that hope will mend their broken relationship too.

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hey chat do you ever think about evbo and parrot in pvp civilization. the. the things they could've been. it wrecks me.

pvp civilization spoilers below!!

When Parrot and Evbo first met, he was the first person to tell him how the iron sword level works. He acted like a guide of some sorts, answering his questions, telling him the story of the chosen one, and just being gentle. Evbo admired him, even if that admiration only extended to parrots mansion and how he was the only iron sword that has a mansion.

Evbo trusted Parrot, he trusted him because he was one of the few people that didn't lie to him. Because parrot treated him with respect, treated him seriously, and parrot cared for him.

When Evbo accidentally shared the contents of his journal to parrot, he didn't tell ANYONE that Evbo was the chosen one. He did the opposite, he tried to HIDE the fact that Evbo was the chosen one. He warned Evbo to be careful, to not be obvious, to hide himself, because. because because he cared. for him. He cares for Evbo, if he didn't then he wouldn't have told him about The World. The world of parkour civilization, that he wasn't a natural born sword, that he was a bow. He wanted Evbo to know because he genuinely cares for him. And if that means breaking Evbo's trust for him to know the secrets of the world? He'd gladly do it. He can't lie to Evbo, he wouldn't. He can't. Not after Evbo shared his journal to him, even though it was an accident, it was the reason why Parrot even told him anything in the first place.

Parrot will accept the disdain Evbo would give him in the future if it means Evbo won't be clueless about the civilization he is in right now. He would prioritize Evbo's safety over anyone else's, proven by the fact that Parrot tried to stir him away from the iron swords gazes.

It does NOT excuse the fact that he did nothing when Evbo was being farmed though, not like he could do anything but yea... we didn't see him in that whole section, not even once. Which augh the angst </3

He changes in the end though. Parrot fought because of Evbo. He picked up his bow again and fought for his principles, that no sword should be farmed for a longer life. Evbo reignited his will, his almost forgotten belief of peace. That arrow- that singular arrow that we see. Is proof. Proof that he's ready to fight once more, to risk his life for a better life for others. And in extension, for Evbo.

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[SPOILERS] Alkaid Spirit World Ending

haha I just randomly thought of this (sobbing crying dying)

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I hate my lifeakjhdjwkdhajkakjfhsfjhskfjscjkfsbsrfhiskjekadja

Ending 2 and Ending 7 of ADWD are so "Mr. Loverman" it's killing me inside

</3

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archmagemc situation in a hashtag frfr

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OH MY GOD I JUST STARTED PLAYING THE DLC AND IM NOT OK

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[SPOILERS] About a Date with Death and Beyond the Bet in general

just a random thought that appeared in my mind, and I wanted to form it into coherent words for me to read!

DISCLAIMER!! all the things I'm going to say is in my opinion!! I do not claim this as canon or real to the game, just me word-spewing my thoughts! thank you!

If I were to associate Casper with a flower, sunflowers are the flowers that would appear in my mind (itstheonlyflowerIwouldthinktoappearbecauseIdon'tknowmuchaboutflowersunfortunately</3). He's very tied to sunflowers, like in the scene where he gives you a bouquet of sunflowers (I forgot what day it was I'm so sorry), and at ending 6 (bloom), he holds a pot with sunflowers. Stealing some of the lines I wrote from my last blog: "Casper would be better as a sunflower because they always look for the sun and die if they can't find one. Even though Casper might not be dead, without his sunshine, he'd better off been dead anyway.", he was always looking for his light, whether he knew or not. He calls MC sunshine because they are bright, they are blinding, and they are the ones who shine on his dark, unchanging, and frozen world. Why would a moth fly away from a fire? Why would a sailor turn away from the lighthouse? Why would a sunflower reject the rays of the sun? He couldn't resist MC's rays, their blinding hope, their unending optimism, and their alluring aura.

If MC is Casper's sunshine, then Casper would be MC's sunflowers, forever facing the sun, never leaving, never moving, and never turning away. He would rather die than turn his back away to them; he's proven that in Bad Ending 7. He could've chosen to run away while he was out, but he didn't. He was serious about trying to find a way to clear MC's name, no lies, no fallacies, just the painful hard truth. He loves them with all his heart, he could never go back to the dark when he experienced what it's like being in the light.

Having this in mind, the day where Casper gives MC sunflowers almost broke me hahahahahaahdjkafjk, he said that sunflowers reminded him of MC, so that's why he got it for them, but my brainrot of Casper & Sunflowers made me think about how, if Casper were to be associated with sunflowers, then that scene would be symbolism of him giving a part of himself to MC. He'd offer himself up to his sun, to his everything... Wah...

+ It'd be cute if Casper and MC were two sunflowers together, if they couldn't find the sun then they would probably face each other even though it would mean they'd die, but at least they died facing each other, seeing the other one last time. As long as it was their lover they saw for the last moment, they could die happily.

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William being a side character is a tragedy

I would've wifed him up immediately

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the fact that this could also go both ways is killing me

how I imagine their talks after ending 9 LMAO

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how I imagine their talks after ending 9 LMAO

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Writer!MC and reader!Casper but all MC ever writes around Casper is Casper angst fanfics for their ao3 account and Casper found out about this and is lowkey terrified yet amazed on how they can write him suffering for so many times but not repeat a single concept of his suffering and approves of their creativity