#rwby jaune x terra

[juanarc-thethird]

I Want Another Baby

At the Cotta-Arc family home

Jaune: *Relaxing on the couch*

Terra: *She sits next to him with two cups of tea* Here, this will help you relax more.

Jaune: *Takes a cup* Thanks.

He brings the cup to his lips and takes a sip.

Jaune: Delicious.

Terra: So how's your big adventure going?

Jaune: I'm still alive, that's something.

Terra: *She slaps her on his shoulder* Don't joke like that.

Jaune: *Chuckles* I'm sorry.

Terra: You know, Adrian gets really excited when you visit us.

Jaune: I know.

Terra: Sometimes I think deep inside he knows that you are his dad.

Jaune: Do you and my sister plan to tell him one day?

Terra: Yes,... but when he is an adult.

Jaune: I see...

Terra: There is also something else that your sister and I have planned.

Jaune: What are you two planning?

Terra: Well... How can I say this... Um... We are planning to have another… baby

Jaune: *Surprise* Oh! I see

Terra: And well, we want your help.

Jaune: You mean...

Terra: *She takes his hand* Jaune… *Looks into his eyes with soft eyes* ...I want another baby.

Jaune: *Gulp*

Moments later

Terra: It's so big!~💕!

Jaune: *Moves his hips vigorously*

Terra: So good!… Aah~💕! …I love your cock~

Jaune: I forgot how good your pussy feels, Aah~ I can't stop moving my hips.

Terra: Yes~💕! Give me more of your dick! Fuck me even more!!

Jaune: FUck!~

Jaune then changes his hip movement and starts fucking her hard and deep.

Terra: Oooh FuuucK~💕! My pussy can't take this anymore! I'm so close!

Jaune: Terra, I'm going to cum!

Terra: Do it! Aah!~ Fill me up with your seed!

Jaune: I'm cumming! I'm cumming!!!

He slams his hips into her, filling her with his cum to the brim.

Terra: Ooooh~💕! Fuck!

After the great climax they had, the couple takes a break.

Terra: *Huff* *Huff* My heart is pounding so hard.

Jaune: *Sighs* *Smiles* Mine too

Terra: *Smug* Are you ready for round two?

Jaune: Absolutely~

Terra: *giggles* Good answer~

[arc-misadventures]

Jaune being his normal kind, helpful lovable self causes women like Illia, Terra, and others to fall for him

LAJA

Coco: And, welcome everyone to the first meeting of the, LAJA. Lesbians Against Jaune Arc. My name is, Coco Adel, club chairwoman, and founder.

Coco: Now, since this is out first meeting we will each introduce ourselves, and tell everyone why you decided to become a member of the, LAJA. I'll go first...

Coco: I am a loud, and proud lesbian, I saw some guys, and I thought they were attractive, from as aesthetic perspective not anything romantic, or sexual. But, one day, I was trying on an outfit with my BunBun...

Ilia: Hold up! Your 'BunBun?'

Coco: Oh yeah, that's a nickname for my teammate, Velvet. She's a rabbit faunas.

Ilia: Ohh!

Terra: I like that.

Coco: Velvet isn't that good at fashion, but Jaune was there, he saw my outfit, and said no. Gave me some other clothes, and told me top try it on... and son of a bitch that was the greatest outfit I've ever worn!

Coco: After that, the two of us would go out, and do some fashion shows with each other, and some other people who needed a new wardrobe. It is fun, really fun hanging out with him. So, one day when we're having fun this random woman came up, and ask if, Jaune was single. And, Jaune was single... but, I said he wasn't... that I was his girlfriend...

Coco: I'm a hardcore lesbian! I never thought of dating a guy in my entire life! But, to keep some random floozie from, Jaune I said I was his girlfriend... I don't want to lose my fashion friend, my best male friend. And, I'm sad that I'm not... And, I really... I really want to be his girlfriend... So... yeah...

Terra: You fell because of his fashion sense? Makes sense, Jaune has superb taste in woman's fashion.

Coco: He did, I was looking at a wedding dress one day, and who is at the alter, Jaune freaking Arc...

Yang: Oh you got it bad!

Coco: Okay... You're turn.

Ilia: Okay... Hello everyone, my name is Ilia Amitola, I am a chameleon faunas, I can changed the colour of my skin. So, I was a former member of the, White Fang, I was a lesbian since I was in the, White Fang, and I hated humans on top of that. Then this stupid blond human just shows up, he flashes me that pearly smile of his. And, my body just changed to pink!

Coco: Like it did just now?

Ilia: Yes?! I just looked at him, and I thought how much I wanted to sleep with this guy! A guy, a human guy at that! It's just a crush, there's nothing more about it! So, I decided to learn things about him, I'd learn that one thing to make him the worst person I could possibly imagine!

Ilia: And, what I learned is that he is one of the nicest, sweetest guys I've ever met! He doesn't hate the faunas! He supports the, White Fang! To a point! He doesn't like the more radical side...

Yang: No one does.

Ilia: But, all I learned how a sweet caring a person he is! Then I saw him watch over some faunas kid one day, and the next thing I know, I'm thinking about having kids with him! This it total bullshit!

Coco: She's still blushing.

Emerald: It is a nice shade of pink.

Terra: Well... speaking of babies... My name is, Terra Cotta Arc...

Coco: Arc? Are you related to, Jaune?

Terra: In a way, I am married to a woman called, Saphron Cotta Arc. She is, Jaune's older sister, making, Jaune my brother-in-law. And, for a while I thought I was asexual, I was never interested in anyone. But, then I met my wife, and well eventually I married her. And, I'm happily married! But, then I met, Jaune, and if I met him before I met my wife, we probably would be married with three kids by now. Right now we only have the one though.

Coco: T-The one...?

Terra: I wanted a kid, so I asked, Jaune to... donate so I could have one. And, this is my son, Adrian~!

Yang: Oh gods he is so adorable~!

Ilia: Noooo... Don't do this to me, I've been trying to get rid of the baby craze!

Terra: And, well... I want another... maybe two... N-Next...!

Yang: Okay... glad I'm not the only one... Ahem! Hi! My name is, Yang Xiao Long, and I'm not really a lesbian, I always thought I was more of a bisexual. I always thought, woman, and men were attractive. And, when I came here to, Beacon the lesbian drive kicked into overdrive! I mean come on! There are so many hot woman here!

Coco: It's a buffet here!

Yang: And, my teammate is, Blake Belladonna! How many people didn't get a aroused , and want to smash that phat ass!

Ilia: Preach sister!

Yang: But then, Jaune Arc came around, and started acting like a big brother figure to my little sister! He looked after her, he comforted her when she was sad, he made her cookies! That was my job! But, all of a sudden big bro came in and stole my job! And, that's were all hell let loose!

Yang: So, I confronted him one day to leave her alone, to stop being her 'big brother,' that it was my job to do those things, because I am her big sister. But, he told me not to worry, since I was her big sister, and i would always be her big sister. So, he told me not to worry 'little sister.' He calmed me, 'little sister' rubbed the top of my head, and left. And, I swear to gods... I came when he patted my head!

Coco: Seriously?!

Terra: I'd buy that.

Yang: I don't like people touching my hair, but he just patted once, and he sent me so over the edge that, that's what happened?! I want, no need him to do it again!

Yang: I want my big brother to hold me in his arms, to comfort me when I'm sad, to run his fingers through my hair to calm me. And, above all I want him to spank my ass as he calls me his bitch, while I scream big bro as he takes me from behind! I used to imagine doing that to, Blake, and her phat ass! Now, I want, Jaune to be doing that to me!

Coco: (Whistles~!) You got it bad girl.

Terra: Really bad... Now tell us how you want him to do this, I need to know.

Yang: You're turn, Emerald.

Emerald: Okay... My name is Emerald Sustari. I am a lesbian, least I was... honestly I think I'm not that much of a lesbian, I was interested in my team leader. Her name is, Cinder Fall. She took me in, when no one else would, so I kinda fell for her from an emotional stand point. But, Cinder never saw me from that angle... she's more focused on how she can use me for her own gains. This often made me cry, that she didn't care about me... Then one day, Jaune found me when I was crying, and we just started talking. He became a shoulder I could cry on, someone I could go to for support, or just someone I could be around when I needed something.

Emerald: Then... then his mother came by, and he introduced me to her... And, I understood why, Jaune was such a nice, and caring person. And, I asked, Jaune's mom. Juniper if she would adopt me, so I could finally have the mother figure I always wanted.

Yang: What did she say?

Emerald: She said no.

Terra: What?! But, Juniper is such a lovely woman, why did she say no?

Emerald: Because she knows how much I love, Jaune, and that if I married him she would still become my mom. So, I get the best of both worlds. A mom, and the man I love...

Terra: Oh...

Yang: Now that's a good deal right there...

Coco: Alright... now that everyone has been introduced, we shall now begin the first meeting with the, LAJA. Does anyone have an items they wish to bring to the table.

Ilia: Yeah, I have one... We're calling ourselves the, Lesbians Against, Jaune Arc. But, how are we against, Jaune? I mean... we all want to sleep with the guy... that doesn't sound so 'against' now does it?

Coco: Uhh... cause I thought everyone would be upset, Jaune turned us straight. So, we would be against him, because of that.

Ilia: That makes sense, but in reality... we want to fuck him...

Yang: Yeah, we all want to sleep with the guy to one degree, or the other.

Terra: So how are we against the guy?

Coco: It sounded nice...?

Emerald: I vote we rename ourselves to the, Lesbians Attracted to, Jaune Arc! Where are new mandate is to help each other sleep with, Jaune to some degree. All those in favour say aye.

Ilia: Aye!

Yang: Hell to the aye!

Terra: Aye~!

Coco: Aye!

Coco: Okay, in that case I welcome you to the first meeting of the, LAJA. Lesbians Attracted to, Jaune Arc. First order of business: Who gets to fuck, Jaune first.

Yang: I move, Terra goes last, she's already slept with him, and had his child.

Terra: What?!

Ilia: I agree.

Emerald: Agree.

Coco: The ayes have it; Terra only gets to sleep with, Jaune after the rest of us do.

Terra: ...

Terra: Okay, that's fair...

[superiorsturgeon]

Neo: *posing as Saphron Arc to sneak closer to RWBYJNRO* 😄

Jaune: IMPOSTER!! *bashes Neo in the face with his shield*

Neo: *flips away, angrily signing* How did you know?! 🤬

Jaune: You implied that you and Terra wanted me to join in a threesome to make a second child!

Jaune: *levels his sword* Saphron would never share! 😠

Saphron: *looks up from making out with her wife* The very idea! 😡

[willsonlmt]

Pyrrha in Saphrons kitchen helping clean up dinner. Jaune and her are visiting Argus to meet Pyrrhas parents and to meet in Jaunes's words, "the safest option of family to meet.".

Pyrrha is drying dishes that Saphron is handing her. All while jaune is in another room.

Saphron: Well you have been an absolute delight to meet and you're so kind to helped with the dishes.

Pyrrha: Well, you were kind enough to invite me over, and you made an amazing dinner.

Saphron: Hopefully, we will see much more of you. Especially since you like my brother.

Pyrrha: Oh gods how do you know that?

Saphron: Please, I'm his sister. I know when someone is crushing on my baby brother it's pretty obvious.

Terra walking into the kitchen.

Terra: What are you talking about? I told you that she has feelings for him. You and your brother can't catch hints to save your life's.

Saphron: That's not true. I definitely would have figured this out.

Terra: Saph, we were on our third date when you figured out I liked you.

Saphron: I didn't want to assume anything!

[brokentrafficknight]

After marrying Terra, Saphron teases Jaune on how he would probably be attracted to dark skinned girls just like she is.

A few years later, Jaune brings his girlfriend to meet her and Saphron tells him that she was joking about him being attracted to dark skinned girls and didn't expect him to date a girl like Emerald.

Just gonna add in the song in my head for Jaune shooting the girls from RWBY down

[jboy44]

Jaune leading his team to this house " thanks for spending the holidays with me guys

Amala the tall model amilia the shortblonde bunny the scarred up general amy arc. All hug jaune " OUR BABY BOY IS HOME"

Nora " that explains the sibling count

Ren nods " yes

Adrian crawling in " 😃😃 dada da da da da " now reaching for him

Jaune picks him up " I missed you too son" walks off with him.

Pyrrha " 🤯🤯🤯🤯 Wtf

Ren "he has a baby mama

Saphron " I an his big sister and asked him to breed my wife

Terra " I am the one he spend ten hours non stop breeding. Would your like to talk about his foot long that put a baby in me? I have a power point

Pyrrha bowing "....... yes please tell me all about his foot long cock

[novankenn]

What If...

Pyrrha was also under the sway of Salem Cinder and Pyrrha love each other (Pompeii) Jaune and Emerald are married (Topaz) Jaune and Emerald have a child (Jasmine Esmeralda Arc) Jaune and Emerald are on the run from Salem & Ozpin

Scene : The Arc Household

==> @cheeseeater2 - What if Jasmine met Adrian, Saffron, and Terra?

==> @cheeseeater2 - So Jasmine has met her aunties. So I assume she has met her grandma and grandpa.

"Adri!" Jasmine cried out running to her cousin and get scooped up into a big hug. "Missed you!"

"Missed you too, squirt." Adrian laughed.

Following the pre-teen boy into the Arc house hold was his mothers, Saphron and Terra Cotta-Arc. Emerald and Jaune ushered them in with smiles and laughs... which all ended when Jasmine just had to tell everyone the BIG NEWS!.

"Auntie Terra and Saph, guess what?"

Jaune and Emerald froze. Part of the reason of inviting Terra and Saphron over was to inform them of the pregancy... but it seems that idea was just torpedoed.

"And what is this big news, little lady?" Saphron asked with a huge smile on her face as she crouched down to be eye level with her adorable niece.

"Mommy is going to be super fat!" Jasmine happily informed her aunt.

"Now, Jas that's not a nic..." Saphron stopped in mid sentence, her head turning towards Jaune and Emerald who had embarrassed looks on their face. In the background Terra could be heard giggling. "Why is mommy getting super fat?"

"The babies!" Jasmine happily cheered.

"Babies. I... see..."

"And it's sisters!" Jasmine added.

"Is it now?" Terra chimed in a huge shit eating grin on her face, as she wiggled her eyebrows at Jaune and Emerald.

"We don't know that, sweetie." Jaune corrected.

"How... long." Saphron asked giving her brother a look.

"Seven weeks." Emerald interjected. "I'm only seven weeks."

"It's going to be sisters!" Jasmine forcefully informed everyone. "Cause that's what I want!"

"Adrian why don't you take Jas and go play for a bit?" Terra asked, giving her son a look that made the question an obvious suggestion.

Fifteen minutes later after Jaune and Emerald "Officially" broke the news, that Jasmine had announced. Terra and Emerald moved to the kitchen to make coffee, while Saphron and Jaune sat facing each other across the coffee table.

"Are you going to tell Mom and Dad?" Saphron asked, her hands clasped between her knees.

"I... I don't know. I still..."

"Do they even know about Emerald and Jasmine?" Saphron asked, "I did pass on the message about you being alive and safe, like you asked... but Jaune... you need to speak to them."

"I know. I know, it's just... hard."

"I know Jaune. I felt the same way about introducing them to Terra, but I still did it."

"That's not the same. I ran away, then get accused of helping with the tragedy, and until about five years ago, Em and I were constantly on the run..." Jaune stammered out, "Then there was..."

"You have a little one of your own, and apparently two more on the way, you must understand why mom and dada did what they did, or at least can sympathize with their choice."

"I get it. I was weak..."

"You weren't weak Jaune. You were premature, and sick, very sick for years until you turned twelve, and even then it was only when you turned fifteen that you could walk around the whole yard without needing to rest." Saphron corrected. "But that's neither here nor there. This is about Jas, Em and the twins."

"You think I should tell them? Introduce mom and dad to their daughter-in-law and granddaughter?"

"I do, and it's not for you, or even them."

"I don't..."

"It's for Jas, and her arriving siblings." Saphron cut Jaune off. "That angel deserves the chance to get to know her grandparents, and you could use the help."

"Help?"

"Jaune you told me and Terra about all the shit, that's been chasing you. Don't you think have some more people you can rely on would be a benefit?"

"I get it. I do." Jaune replied. "But there's still that baggage, between me and them."

"Mom and Dad went through hell trying find you after you ran. Did you know that?"

"No."

"Mom was calling everyone, and I mean everyone to find you, while Dad was physically searching for you." Saphron informed her brother. "He was out by himself looking for you. Walking the road between Ansel and Vale, looking for you."

"I... why?"

"They love you Jaune. We all do, and it fucking hurt to hear you took off, and then only to find about you being safe during Vytal." Saphron's hardened. "That fucking hurt, all of us."

"I... I'm sorry. I didn't..."

"No you didn't, but that doesn't matter anymore. You're safe, you've been forgiven."

"So it's my turn, I take it?"

"It is, and if you can't do it fully, at least let Jas meet her grandparents. Let mom and dad know they have another grandchild." Saphron reached over and laid one of her hands on Jaune's. "Dad and Mom will love her, and if you thought Dad was bad walking the trail between Vale and Ansel to try and find you is bad... imagine what he'd do if he knew Jas was in trouble?"

"I get it, and you're right it would be a relief to have some others willing to help, but I don't think I can..."

"Then don't." Saphron cut him off.

"Saph?"

"Jaune you mom and dad can work out your shit, or not. I'm only bringing this up for Jas and Em's sake. Mom and Dad should know about them, at least give them that." Saphron gave Jaune a soft smile. "Em and Jas deserve it as well. Don't you think?"

"Yeah, will you be staying for a bit?" Jaune asked shooting his sister a half smile. "Probably could use the back-up."

"We can, be."

"Thanks sis."

"No prob, bro... now..." Saphron's eyes glinted mischeviously.

"Saph?"

"Details! Dish!"

"Ah, no."

"Don't be holding out on me Jaune."

"Not happening."

"I'll tell you about me and Terra, in return."

"Ah, no."

In the kitchen Emerald and Terra chatted while sitting around the table, coffee cups cradled in their hands. Terra's face was in a full on blush as Emerald regaled the older woman... more intimate details of how the twins came to be.

"OMG!" Terra panted. "If I wasn't into girls, I would so..."

"Jump my husband's bones?"

"Yeah, sorry, but I would."

"Apology accepted."

"But still... wow. I mean wow." Terra fanned herself. "Wait... you said something about all over the house... even the kitchen?"

"Yes, in fact... if I remember correctly, it was right about where you're sitting."

"Wow."

"You said that already." Emerald giggled.

[howlingday]

Lets say jaune is Adrian's donor jessica cruz reacts to adrian pointing to her and going " mama 😇😊😄😇"

"No, Adrian." Terra giggled. "I'm Mama. That's Miss Jessie."

"Mama." The tot pointed at her. Then pointed to his other mother. "Mama." Then pointed to Jessica. "Mama." Then his finger singled out Jaune. "Papa."

"I'm really sorry about this, Jessica."

"It's fine." Jessica replied with a giggle. "I think it's very sweet he considers me part of the family."

[lord-of-rain]

Ruby vs. Mama Arc pt. 1

#You have one new message#

"Hey mom..."

Jaune's voice filtered through the speaker, his face came into focus on the screen.

"So uh good news... We won, I didn't think I'd make it this far but I guess I'll be coming home after al-"

Jaune was cut off when someone tugged his arm from off-screen.

"Come on, Vomit Boy~ let's get to bed~"

The camera jerked to the side revealing a girl in a corset tugging on his arm, smiling suggestively. The camera snapped back to a blushing Jaune.

"Haha okay, Rubes! Uh, I might bring a girl home too, love you, bye!"

Tears rolled down Mrs. Arc's face as her son awkwardly ended the message, she tried with every scrap of willpower not to break down sobbing.

"Iris, what's wrong?"

Her husband asked rubbing her shoulders.

"Our baby boy."

He voice was faint

"He's been seduced by some... some... Hussy!"

Iris cried out as she imagined what weird kinky stuff that goth floozy was doing to her sweet little prince.

"There's only one thing I can do."

Mama Arc said menacingly.

"Please don't threaten her with the Billhook."

Papa Arc pleaded, suddenly his wife turned on her heel.

"That's a great idea, honey! I'll get my old Billhook to scare off that Bimbo!"

Iris strode out of the room her heels barely touching the ground, her husband looked over to Saphron and her son who looked up at his mother.

"Mama, what's a bimbo?"

Saphron nearly spat out her coffee.

"Ack! Uhh, It doesn't mean anything, but you're gonna see Uncle Jaune soon!"

Saphron obfuscated.

Adrian gasped in excitement, Terra breathed some things never changed and she did not envy Jaune's girlfriend.

[c-jay-s-text-posts-only]

Terra:

Ren: hmmm it says a virgin can enter

Yang: aw its your lucky say jaune

Jaune: i'm not a virgin.

Yang: WAIT!? WHAT!?

Ruby:...wait. that means. *opens it* AW CRUD!

[arc-misadventures]

Friends AU: Still want to know how the other specialists react to pictures of Jaune's nephew, and whether or not Winter is now planning on calling Saphron for Jaune's baby pictures

Sorry, I would have answered these sooner, just couldn't make it work. Until now!

///

I Regret That Now

Marrow: Oh gods... it's in my tail?!

Jaune: I thought, Grimm didn't have guts!?

Vine: They don't.

Harriet: Then why the hell am I covered in Grimm guts?!

Winter: Because, you destroyed, Vilbiofactor's creep sack, after you threw a gernade down it's throat, and it exploded. It's filled with biowaste that the, Grimm produces. It fires these as a bioweapon, granted when it get's vomited it is there where it is actually dangerous, so you should be happy you didn't get covered in that.

Harriet: Oooo, listen to misses fancy pants rich Mcgee over here! Fuck you!

Winter: E-Excuse me?!

Jaune: Please forgive her; She's just upset that we're covered in, Grimm guts, and you're not.

Winter: Very well, I'll let it slide...

Jaune: Now then, everyone hit the showers!

~~~

Jaune: Bleh... I swear I got some of that in my mouth... tasted like black licorice.

Marrow: Oww... my tail hurts from all the scrubbing... can you top off my aura, Jaune?

Jaune: Yeah sure.

Marrow: Ahh, hahaha! That's the stuff.

Jaune: Oi! What did I say about weird noises when I top off your aura?!

Marrow: Nothing sexual?

Jaune: No! Don't say anything at all!

Marrow: Sorry...

Jaune: Haa whatever... I gotta grab my spare officers uniform now... I need to send all of my stuff to the cleaners. As well as my armour at that! That blasted, Grimm gunk has caked itself onto my armour!

Clover: Hey, relax, Jaune it won't take that long to get rid of it.

Jaune: Oh, stuff it, Lucky Charms!

Clover: What did I do?

Vine: I think he's angry that you didn't get covered in, Grimm guts, even though you were in the blast zone.

Jaune: Very much so.

Clover: Hey?!

Harriet: Ahh~! That's better... you guys doing better?

Jaune: No, only if I can shove, Clover into a mud pit!

Clover: Hey?!

Elm: Good luck with tha...? Hey, Jaune, what are those photos in your locker?

Jaune: These? Oh. they're just photos of my family.

Winter: You put family photos in your locker?

Jaune: Yeah, is there a problem with that?

Vine: Of course it's fine, it's just... There is ten people in that photo alone.

Jaune: Oh yeah, that's my mom, and dad, and my seven sisters.

Elm: Seven sisters?!

Jaune: Yeah, my sisters, and I like to think my parents were really trying for a boy. But, we all know that they just have high libidos... very high libidos... and, loud...

Clover: Ouch.

Harriet: Uhh... Jaune, who's that pair with the kid?

Jaune: Hmm? Oh, that's a photo of my sister, Saphron, and her wife, Terra, and my nephew, Adrian.

Harriet: Nephew...?

Winter: You're... you're an uncle, Jaune...?

Jaune: Yeah.

Harriet: Oh he look adorable!

Winter: He'll be a heartbreaker when he grows up!

Jaune: Uhh, yeah...?

Marrow: You two interested in babies?

Winter: Well...

Harriet: I wouldn't put it like that.

Vine: What, Marrow meant is, are you interested in starting a family one day?

Elm: Oh, you made it sound like you meant something else entirely, Marrow.

Marrow: My bad, I've just seen a lot of woman act weird around babies. Baby fever, and all of that stuff. But, my question still stands, are you two interested in retiring from the, Specialists, and starting a faily?

Winter: Well... I admit... I am interested in having a family some day. With a loving husband, and a few kids running around. But, only with someone special~!

Jaune: Uhh...?

Elm: What about you, Harriet?

Harriet: Oh, I'm in the same boat as, Winter. I hope to have a family one day too, with... with a special someone~!

Clover: Uh oh...

Vine: What about you, Elm?

Elm: Only if they're okay with adoption.

Jaune: Are you okay explaining that?

Harriet: Why are you asking if she's, 'okay' saying she wants to adopt?

Elm: Because, Jaune has a highly analytical mind, and from that one word he figured out that I'm infertile.

Jaune: Damn, I was hopping my guess was wrong...

Harriet: Wait, what?!

Vine: Is that true, Elm?

Elm: Yeah. I was basically born infertile, nothing major, that's just how it is sometimes.

Jaune: I'm sorry to hear that, Elm. I hope I didn't make you upset asking you that.

Elm: It's alright. Like I said, maybe I'll adopt some kid someday. But, at the very least, I can be the cool aunt when you two have kids!

Winter: Well, I'd hold my breath if I was you, I don't know when that will happen. Hopefully, soon though~!

Jaune: Uh oh...

Harriet: Same, but who knows... maybe I'll get 'lucky' some day~!

Clover: Oh shit...

Harriet: Well, I've got to get going, I've got some paperwork I need to catch up on. I'll see you guys later.

Marrow: Yeah, I've got some paperwork to catch up on too.

Winter: Good luck you two. I need to go to the training grounds to check up on some equipment. If you have time to spare, can you help me with them, Elm?

Elm: Sure, lead the way, Winter.

Vine: Well, I'm going to go rest, I am tired from that mission. I'll see you later everyone.

Winter: Goodbye.

Elm: See ya!

Vine: Good luck.

Harriet: Have fun.

Marrow: See you tomorrow!

And, with that; Everyone soon left, leaving the leader, and the rookie of the, Specialists all alone.

Jaune: ...

Clover: ...

Clover: Whelp... we're boned.

Jaune: Pretty much...

Clover: What should we do now?

Jaune: Hmmm...

Jaune: Squeaky Cog?

Clover: Oh gods yes! I really need a drink after hearing what, Harriet hinted at.

Jaune: Same. The way, Winter looked at me... (Shudder!)

Clover: I'm so glad you told me to buy those condoms... Otherwise...

Jaune: Otherwise, I'd be holding you at gun point threatening to fill you full of lead if you didn't marry her. That's if, Winter, or gods forbid, Elm didn't get to you first...

Clover: ...

Clover: N-N-Noted...

Jaune: Good. Now come on, drinks are on me. And, we're going to need it...

Clover: Yeah... We're going to need it...

[superiorsturgeon]

Mama Arc: …I don’t want my only son dating a celebrity girl who will hurt him for “destiny” or “fame!” 😡

Pyrrha: Well, I don’t want my only boyfriend son-ing a jerk-mom! 😡

Jaune: *watching Pyrrha and Mama Arc fight* This tension between my mom and my girlfriend is killing me…! 😥

Jaune: Mom, what would it take for you to accept Pyrrha into the family?! 😫

Mama Arc: *without thinking* I don’t know, maybe giving birth to my next grandchild!

Pyrrha: 😳

Jaune: WHAT?! 🤯

Arc Sisters: 🫢

Papa Arc: 🤦‍♂️

Mama Arc: …I stand by my incredibly inappropriate statement! 😖

Terra: *bouncing Adrian on her lap* That’s how I got in! 😁

[hadesisqueer]

Very much probably tomorrow (if not, the next day) I'll start with the Best RWBY Ship Poll. It will include 32 ships (monogamous or poly, no incest) that I've selected, and it will have the same system as the Hottest RWBY Character Poll.

Ships included:

1) Renora (Lie Ren x Nora Valkyrie)

2) Arkos (Jaune Arc x Pyrrha Nikos)

3) Nuts and Dolts (Penny Polendina x Ruby Rose)

4) Bumbleby (Yang Xiao Long x Blake Belladonna)

5) Whiterose (Ruby Rose x Weiss Schnee)

6) JNPR Berries (Poly team JNPR)

7) Frosen Steel (Weiss Schnee x Ruby Rose x Penny Polendina)

8) Qrowin (Qrow Branwen x Winter Schnee)

9) Blacksun (Blake Belladonna x Sun Wukong)

10) Seamonkeys (Sun Wukong x Neptune Vasilias)

11) Bees Schness (Yang Xiao Long x Blake Belladonna x Weiss Schnee)

12) Poly STR (Raven Branwen x Taiyang Xiao Long x Summer Rose)

13) Martial Arcs (Lie Ren x Jaune Arc)

14) Sunny Bees (Yang Xiao Long x Blake Belladonna x Sun Wukong)

15) Schneekos (Weiss Schnee x Pyrrha Nikos)

16) Crosshares (Velvet Scarlatina x Coco Adel)

17) Hellbore (Winter Schnee x May Marigold)

18) Tauradonna (Blake Belladonna x Adam Taurus) (ew)

19) Cinwin (Winter Schnee x Cinder Fall)

20) Rosebird (Raven Branwen x Summer Rose)

21) Fair Game (Clover Ebi x Qrow Branwen)

22) Ladybug (Ruby Rose x Blake Belladonna)

23) Monochrome (Blake Belladonna x Weiss Schnee)

24) Freezerburn (Weiss Schnee x Yang Xiao Long)

25) Spicecream (Neopolitan x Cinder Fall)

26) Gemstones (Emerald Sustrai x Ruby Rose)

27) Emercury (Mercury Black x Emerald Sustrai)

28) Catmaleon (Ilia Amitola x Blake Belladonna)

29) Guard Dogs (Jaune Arc x Marrow Amin)

30) Schneewood Forest (Robyn Hill x Winter Schnee)

31) Arcotta (Saphron Cotta-Arc x Terra Cotta-Arc)

32) Prismatic Ponytails (Ilia Amitola x Weiss Schnee)

I know there are many (too many) more ships but I've selected these 32 that are mostly popular or well-known so. Have fun when it starts!

[drenosa]

A few minutes after Ren gets hooked up to the that sweet, rehydrating liquid of life.

A stretcher gets carted in through the doors, a flurry of emergency personnel surrounding it. A mop of blue hair can be briefly spotted.

Nurse #1: Patient is a young male, early twenties with extensive and severe contusions and abrasions on his face, arms and pelvic regions.

Nurse #2: Patient has Aura, but has been completely depleted after breaking.

Attending: Gods, his hands look nearly destroyed from protecting his crown jewels, get surgery ready, we must try to save this man's gonads!

The stretcher moves out of view and hearing range.

Ren: I might still be a touch dehydrated, but that was Neptune right?

Jaune: *Shrugs nonchalantly* Not a whole lot of people with blue hair AND Aura... *Pulls out his scroll* Let me check in with Sun, anyway.

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At a different cafe

Blake: *Gently stirring her tea* So, I take it you had a nice night with Saphron and Terra?

Ilia: *A kaleidoscope of colours as she shifts from embarrassment, happiness, horniness and mortification* I really did. They were so gentle and understanding, yet so... *Full on blush* vigorous.

Ilia: Oh, but your advice on keeping extra water bottles and salt tablets on hand were lifesavers!

Blake: *Grinning knowingly* And the other advice?

Ilia: *Completely red again* I had no idea you could do scissors with three people...

Blake: *Preens victoriously*

Sun: *Sitting somewhat awkwardly, a soda held by his tail* If you got such good advice, why's Yang back on the emergency ward?

Blake: *Deadpan* Warnings are to be heeded, not taken as a challenge. I warned Yang that I could easily push her past her limits, she just shouldn't have taken it as a challenge.

Sun: *Starts to retort, interrupted by his scroll going off* Y'ello from the Yellow Mellow! [...] Oh hey, J-boy, what's up? [...] Nep in the hospital? What'd he look like? [...] Pulped, you say? *Tuts dissapprovingly* And his gonads? [...] Pulped, you say? *Tuts again*

Sun: *Sighs* Well, I did tell him that flirting with NDGO again would end badly. I mean, those chicks are crazy! [...] Yeah, I'll be there in a bit. See yah! [...] *Hangs up*

Ilia: So Neptune did something Neptune again?

Sun: Most likely, gotta dash over to see if it's actually him, though.

Blake: Then don't let us keep you, and if you see Yang, tell her I said "I told you so, Little Dragon".

Sun: Weird, but sure, I'll do so. Bye! *Dashes away*

Blake: *Turns back to Ilia, a devious grin growing* Now... how about I give you some more 'advice'?

Ilia: *Kaleidoscoping again, but pulls out a notebook and pen*

Emerald, Shifting through illusions: So, Who do you want tonight? Nora? Maybe you wanna see what yang's got going on~

Ren: Could you stop using your semblance for a moment, Honey?

Emerald: Sure? Why?

Ren: *Kisses her on the lips* You're who I'd like to be with tonight.

Emerald: ...

Emerald, swirling with with hot-pink petals: oh you just earned yourself Good Time~

~~~~~~

Jaune: Hey Ren! Where have you been? I haven't seen you in five days!

Ren: Emerald is a very ... Loving ... person. Now if you don't mind, I need a ride to the hospital for an IV.

[littlelewdmable]

Been awhile since I did any longform smut, eh? Might as well do a one shot sometime soon.

[latenightswithdoom]

Prompts

Feel free to send in suggestions for prompts!

-Adam Conquers Atlas: Adam establishes true Faunus dominance.

-Always Rainy In Argus: Jaune is 100% “not” Adrian’s dad, he just so happens to be living with Terra and Saphron and fucks them every night. Cuckquean and Incest a plenty.

-Arendelles’s Queens: Arendelle has two queens, the sisters Anna and Elsa. In public they rule over the land, in private they fuck like rabbits.

-BLAKED: You’ve heard of BLACKED, now introducing BLAKED. Basically Blake has sex with everyone, and her shadow clones are perfect for gangbangs and orgies.

-Cardin the King of Menagerie: Cardin fucks and owns all of the Faunus women as pets.

-Cardin the MILF Hunter: Cardin fucks MILFs, nuff said.

-Cat, Vixen, and Lady: Adrien, Alya, and Mari in a throuple. Mari optionally a Cuckquean.

-Emperor Hunter: Hunter takes his spot as the rightful Emperor of the Boiling Isles, and gains a harem of concubines.

-Firelord Zuko: As Firelord, Zuko has a harem of concubines to carry on his royal bloodline.

-Glory To Atlas: James Ironwood can put anyone in Atlas under a trance of pure obedience and loyalty by uttering the phrase "Glory to Atlas".

-HeadMASTER Oscar: Oz magic happens to have a bit of unique mind controlling abilities to it. Certainly makes running Beacon a lot easier.

-Legoshi Gets The Bone: Legoshi being a lovable idiot accidentally gets himself a harem of Louie, Haru, Juno, and Jack.

-M&M's Pet: Moxxie and Millie welcome Loona into their relationship, both dominating her. Cuckquean Millie welcomed.

-Mistress Moira: Moira reigns supreme over the women of Overwatch as their Mistress.

-No One Fucks Like Gaston: Gaston has a harem of all of the Disney Princesses.

-Pets For Schnee’s: The Schnee family owns quite the collection of Faunus pets for their own personal pleasure. Preferred pairings are Jacques x Blake, Willow x Sienna, Winter x Eve, Weiss x Ilia, and Whitley x Kali.

-Professor Black: Mercury Black, a respected teacher at Beacon academy seems to always gain the attention of his female students.

-RWBY's Defeat: Team RWBY become submissive sex slaves for the villains. Preferred pairings are Cinder x Ruby, Neo x Yang, and Adam x Yang and Blake.

-Schneecest Schneesome: Jacques gets put in jail and Whitley becomes the man of the house forming a tiny harem with his sisters and mother.

-Sex Ed At Beacon: Port is in charge of teaching the gals of Beacon about sex while Glynda is in charge of the guys. They both have very hands on teaching methods.

-Snow Bunny Weiss: Weiss is a black only type of gal.

-Team ANAL: Neo, Nora, Ruby, and Blake join together to be Remnant’s biggest butt sluts. Special additional members include Jaune, Scarlet, Whitley, Oscar, and Weiss.

-Team MILF: What it says on the can. Any idea or character x a whole squad of the MILFs from RWBY. Main ones include: Summer, Kali, Raven, and Willow. Bonus ones include Glynda, Salem, and any other MILF you can come up with.

-Trans!Zarya Owns Overwatch: Zarya conquers Overwatch with her massive cock.