#jaune x terra

[arc-misadventures]

Blonde Perversions

Saphron: Yang, what are you doing in my closet?

Yang: Ahh! Oh?! H-Hi, Saphron, how… How’s it going…?

Saphron: Better if you explained why you are going through my closet?

Yang: Okay, imma level with you… So, Jaune, and I are… well… were friends with benefits.

Saphron: Really?! Damn~! My little bro is getting some!

Yang: Y-Yeah… Well, anyway I was going through your stuff because I… wanted to borrow some of your clothes for… for…

Spahron: For sexy times?

Yang: Yeah…

Spahron: What did you want to do?

Yang: Y-You really want to know…?

Spahron: I asked, didn’t I?

Yang: True. Okay… I wanted to… play with my… Onii-chan…

Saphron: R-Really…

Yang: Its just, Ruby sometimes refers to, Jaune as the older brother we never had. And, well that got me thinking about, Jaune as the older brother I never had. Which then lead me to think about… about…

Saphron: How hot it would be if you did play with your onii-chan~?

Yang: Y-Yeah…

Saphron: And… do you think it will be hot to play with your onii-chan~?

Yang: Oh gods I do! Just fantasying about it gets my motor going something fierce!

Saphron: Okay… I understand.

Yang: So… can I borrow some of your clothes then…?

Saphron:Sure. Jaune looks like he needs to let off some steam. If this is how you two do it then by all means go ahead. However, I don’t think most of my shirts won’t fit you. You are much bigger than me in the chest department.

Yang: Really, thanks! And, don’t work about that, I can work with the, tight skimpy shirt look. I’m sure, Onii-chan will like what I come up with~!

Saphron: But, I’ll only allow you to do this for a favour!

Yang: A favour; what kind of favour?

Saphron: Well, its not fun that only you get to play with your Onii-chan all to your by yourself. What about his Onee-sans? Shouldn’t we get to play with him too~?

Terra: That is true, why don’t we get to play with our little brother too?

Yang: Wait… Terra?! Y-You want in on this too? And, wait! You want to play with your younger brother?!

Saphron: Yep~!

Terra: Oh most definitively~!

Yang: Well… I-I don’t entirely mind if you do… sounds… pretty hot honestly… B-But, do you think, Jaune will go for it? I mean, I’m just being kinky, but you two are his sister, and his sister-in-law. He might not like that.

Saphron: Oh he’ll go for it, after all, who do you think took his first time~?

Yang: W-Wait… what?!

Terra: I’ll give you three guesses as to who, Adrian’s father is~!

Yang: Wait… Y-You’re kidding me… right…?

Saphron: So, what do you say, Yang; Ready for some fun with your, Onii-chan~?

Yang: …

Yang: I’m ready when you are… O-Onee-san…

Terra: That’s the spirit little sister~!

Saphron: Oh, we are going to behave so much fun~!

[juanarc-thethird]

I Want Another Baby

At the Cotta-Arc family home

Jaune: *Relaxing on the couch*

Terra: *She sits next to him with two cups of tea* Here, this will help you relax more.

Jaune: *Takes a cup* Thanks.

He brings the cup to his lips and takes a sip.

Jaune: Delicious.

Terra: So how's your big adventure going?

Jaune: I'm still alive, that's something.

Terra: *She slaps her on his shoulder* Don't joke like that.

Jaune: *Chuckles* I'm sorry.

Terra: You know, Adrian gets really excited when you visit us.

Jaune: I know.

Terra: Sometimes I think deep inside he knows that you are his dad.

Jaune: Do you and my sister plan to tell him one day?

Terra: Yes,... but when he is an adult.

Jaune: I see...

Terra: There is also something else that your sister and I have planned.

Jaune: What are you two planning?

Terra: Well... How can I say this... Um... We are planning to have another… baby

Jaune: *Surprise* Oh! I see

Terra: And well, we want your help.

Jaune: You mean...

Terra: *She takes his hand* Jaune… *Looks into his eyes with soft eyes* ...I want another baby.

Jaune: *Gulp*

Moments later

Terra: It's so big!~💕!

Jaune: *Moves his hips vigorously*

Terra: So good!… Aah~💕! …I love your cock~

Jaune: I forgot how good your pussy feels, Aah~ I can't stop moving my hips.

Terra: Yes~💕! Give me more of your dick! Fuck me even more!!

Jaune: FUck!~

Jaune then changes his hip movement and starts fucking her hard and deep.

Terra: Oooh FuuucK~💕! My pussy can't take this anymore! I'm so close!

Jaune: Terra, I'm going to cum!

Terra: Do it! Aah!~ Fill me up with your seed!

Jaune: I'm cumming! I'm cumming!!!

He slams his hips into her, filling her with his cum to the brim.

Terra: Ooooh~💕! Fuck!

After the great climax they had, the couple takes a break.

Terra: *Huff* *Huff* My heart is pounding so hard.

Jaune: *Sighs* *Smiles* Mine too

Terra: *Smug* Are you ready for round two?

Jaune: Absolutely~

Terra: *giggles* Good answer~

[superiorsturgeon]

Neo: *posing as Saphron Arc to sneak closer to RWBYJNRO* 😄

Jaune: IMPOSTER!! *bashes Neo in the face with his shield*

Neo: *flips away, angrily signing* How did you know?! 🤬

Jaune: You implied that you and Terra wanted me to join in a threesome to make a second child!

Jaune: *levels his sword* Saphron would never share! 😠

Saphron: *looks up from making out with her wife* The very idea! 😡

[willsonlmt]

Pyrrha in Saphrons kitchen helping clean up dinner. Jaune and her are visiting Argus to meet Pyrrhas parents and to meet in Jaunes's words, "the safest option of family to meet.".

Pyrrha is drying dishes that Saphron is handing her. All while jaune is in another room.

Saphron: Well you have been an absolute delight to meet and you're so kind to helped with the dishes.

Pyrrha: Well, you were kind enough to invite me over, and you made an amazing dinner.

Saphron: Hopefully, we will see much more of you. Especially since you like my brother.

Pyrrha: Oh gods how do you know that?

Saphron: Please, I'm his sister. I know when someone is crushing on my baby brother it's pretty obvious.

Terra walking into the kitchen.

Terra: What are you talking about? I told you that she has feelings for him. You and your brother can't catch hints to save your life's.

Saphron: That's not true. I definitely would have figured this out.

Terra: Saph, we were on our third date when you figured out I liked you.

Saphron: I didn't want to assume anything!

[brokentrafficknight]

After marrying Terra, Saphron teases Jaune on how he would probably be attracted to dark skinned girls just like she is.

A few years later, Jaune brings his girlfriend to meet her and Saphron tells him that she was joking about him being attracted to dark skinned girls and didn't expect him to date a girl like Emerald.

Just gonna add in the song in my head for Jaune shooting the girls from RWBY down

[howlingday]

Lets say jaune is Adrian's donor jessica cruz reacts to adrian pointing to her and going " mama 😇😊😄😇"

"No, Adrian." Terra giggled. "I'm Mama. That's Miss Jessie."

"Mama." The tot pointed at her. Then pointed to his other mother. "Mama." Then pointed to Jessica. "Mama." Then his finger singled out Jaune. "Papa."

"I'm really sorry about this, Jessica."

"It's fine." Jessica replied with a giggle. "I think it's very sweet he considers me part of the family."

[lord-of-rain]

Ruby vs. Mama Arc pt. 1

#You have one new message#

"Hey mom..."

Jaune's voice filtered through the speaker, his face came into focus on the screen.

"So uh good news... We won, I didn't think I'd make it this far but I guess I'll be coming home after al-"

Jaune was cut off when someone tugged his arm from off-screen.

"Come on, Vomit Boy~ let's get to bed~"

The camera jerked to the side revealing a girl in a corset tugging on his arm, smiling suggestively. The camera snapped back to a blushing Jaune.

"Haha okay, Rubes! Uh, I might bring a girl home too, love you, bye!"

Tears rolled down Mrs. Arc's face as her son awkwardly ended the message, she tried with every scrap of willpower not to break down sobbing.

"Iris, what's wrong?"

Her husband asked rubbing her shoulders.

"Our baby boy."

He voice was faint

"He's been seduced by some... some... Hussy!"

Iris cried out as she imagined what weird kinky stuff that goth floozy was doing to her sweet little prince.

"There's only one thing I can do."

Mama Arc said menacingly.

"Please don't threaten her with the Billhook."

Papa Arc pleaded, suddenly his wife turned on her heel.

"That's a great idea, honey! I'll get my old Billhook to scare off that Bimbo!"

Iris strode out of the room her heels barely touching the ground, her husband looked over to Saphron and her son who looked up at his mother.

"Mama, what's a bimbo?"

Saphron nearly spat out her coffee.

"Ack! Uhh, It doesn't mean anything, but you're gonna see Uncle Jaune soon!"

Saphron obfuscated.

Adrian gasped in excitement, Terra breathed some things never changed and she did not envy Jaune's girlfriend.

[drenosa]

A few minutes after Ren gets hooked up to the that sweet, rehydrating liquid of life.

A stretcher gets carted in through the doors, a flurry of emergency personnel surrounding it. A mop of blue hair can be briefly spotted.

Nurse #1: Patient is a young male, early twenties with extensive and severe contusions and abrasions on his face, arms and pelvic regions.

Nurse #2: Patient has Aura, but has been completely depleted after breaking.

Attending: Gods, his hands look nearly destroyed from protecting his crown jewels, get surgery ready, we must try to save this man's gonads!

The stretcher moves out of view and hearing range.

Ren: I might still be a touch dehydrated, but that was Neptune right?

Jaune: *Shrugs nonchalantly* Not a whole lot of people with blue hair AND Aura... *Pulls out his scroll* Let me check in with Sun, anyway.

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At a different cafe

Blake: *Gently stirring her tea* So, I take it you had a nice night with Saphron and Terra?

Ilia: *A kaleidoscope of colours as she shifts from embarrassment, happiness, horniness and mortification* I really did. They were so gentle and understanding, yet so... *Full on blush* vigorous.

Ilia: Oh, but your advice on keeping extra water bottles and salt tablets on hand were lifesavers!

Blake: *Grinning knowingly* And the other advice?

Ilia: *Completely red again* I had no idea you could do scissors with three people...

Blake: *Preens victoriously*

Sun: *Sitting somewhat awkwardly, a soda held by his tail* If you got such good advice, why's Yang back on the emergency ward?

Blake: *Deadpan* Warnings are to be heeded, not taken as a challenge. I warned Yang that I could easily push her past her limits, she just shouldn't have taken it as a challenge.

Sun: *Starts to retort, interrupted by his scroll going off* Y'ello from the Yellow Mellow! [...] Oh hey, J-boy, what's up? [...] Nep in the hospital? What'd he look like? [...] Pulped, you say? *Tuts dissapprovingly* And his gonads? [...] Pulped, you say? *Tuts again*

Sun: *Sighs* Well, I did tell him that flirting with NDGO again would end badly. I mean, those chicks are crazy! [...] Yeah, I'll be there in a bit. See yah! [...] *Hangs up*

Ilia: So Neptune did something Neptune again?

Sun: Most likely, gotta dash over to see if it's actually him, though.

Blake: Then don't let us keep you, and if you see Yang, tell her I said "I told you so, Little Dragon".

Sun: Weird, but sure, I'll do so. Bye! *Dashes away*

Blake: *Turns back to Ilia, a devious grin growing* Now... how about I give you some more 'advice'?

Ilia: *Kaleidoscoping again, but pulls out a notebook and pen*

Emerald, Shifting through illusions: So, Who do you want tonight? Nora? Maybe you wanna see what yang's got going on~

Ren: Could you stop using your semblance for a moment, Honey?

Emerald: Sure? Why?

Ren: *Kisses her on the lips* You're who I'd like to be with tonight.

Emerald: ...

Emerald, swirling with with hot-pink petals: oh you just earned yourself Good Time~

~~~~~~

Jaune: Hey Ren! Where have you been? I haven't seen you in five days!

Ren: Emerald is a very ... Loving ... person. Now if you don't mind, I need a ride to the hospital for an IV.

[hadesisqueer]

Very much probably tomorrow (if not, the next day) I'll start with the Best RWBY Ship Poll. It will include 32 ships (monogamous or poly, no incest) that I've selected, and it will have the same system as the Hottest RWBY Character Poll.

Ships included:

1) Renora (Lie Ren x Nora Valkyrie)

2) Arkos (Jaune Arc x Pyrrha Nikos)

3) Nuts and Dolts (Penny Polendina x Ruby Rose)

4) Bumbleby (Yang Xiao Long x Blake Belladonna)

5) Whiterose (Ruby Rose x Weiss Schnee)

6) JNPR Berries (Poly team JNPR)

7) Frosen Steel (Weiss Schnee x Ruby Rose x Penny Polendina)

8) Qrowin (Qrow Branwen x Winter Schnee)

9) Blacksun (Blake Belladonna x Sun Wukong)

10) Seamonkeys (Sun Wukong x Neptune Vasilias)

11) Bees Schness (Yang Xiao Long x Blake Belladonna x Weiss Schnee)

12) Poly STR (Raven Branwen x Taiyang Xiao Long x Summer Rose)

13) Martial Arcs (Lie Ren x Jaune Arc)

14) Sunny Bees (Yang Xiao Long x Blake Belladonna x Sun Wukong)

15) Schneekos (Weiss Schnee x Pyrrha Nikos)

16) Crosshares (Velvet Scarlatina x Coco Adel)

17) Hellbore (Winter Schnee x May Marigold)

18) Tauradonna (Blake Belladonna x Adam Taurus) (ew)

19) Cinwin (Winter Schnee x Cinder Fall)

20) Rosebird (Raven Branwen x Summer Rose)

21) Fair Game (Clover Ebi x Qrow Branwen)

22) Ladybug (Ruby Rose x Blake Belladonna)

23) Monochrome (Blake Belladonna x Weiss Schnee)

24) Freezerburn (Weiss Schnee x Yang Xiao Long)

25) Spicecream (Neopolitan x Cinder Fall)

26) Gemstones (Emerald Sustrai x Ruby Rose)

27) Emercury (Mercury Black x Emerald Sustrai)

28) Catmaleon (Ilia Amitola x Blake Belladonna)

29) Guard Dogs (Jaune Arc x Marrow Amin)

30) Schneewood Forest (Robyn Hill x Winter Schnee)

31) Arcotta (Saphron Cotta-Arc x Terra Cotta-Arc)

32) Prismatic Ponytails (Ilia Amitola x Weiss Schnee)

I know there are many (too many) more ships but I've selected these 32 that are mostly popular or well-known so. Have fun when it starts!

[arc-misadventures]

MFK Terra cotta-arc: Jaune, Saphron and jeanne arc

Terra: MFK II

Nora: Terra!

Terra: Ahh?!

Nora: Hi!

Terra: Don't do that!

Nora: No.

Terra: Haa... can I help you, Nora?

Nora: You ready for a round of, Merry, Fuck, Kill?

Terra: MFK? Okay, I'm game. Tell, me who are my 'unfortunate' victims?

Nora: First off: it's you're darling wife, Saphron!

Saphron: Hey there baby~!

Terra: Hey there toots~!

Nora: The only boy of the, Arc family: Jaune~!

Terra: Hi, Jaune~!

Jaune: Hi sis.

Nora: Oh, and Jeanne's here too...

Jeanne: Hey?! Why don't I get the fancy fanfare?

Nora: Cause it's fun to annoy you~!

Jeanne: Meanie... Hi, Terra.

Terra: Jeanie.

Nora: Now, you must MFK your family, but there is one rule! You can't marry your wife again, you can fuck as much as you want, but no marrying!

Terra: That's fair.

Saphron: I'll allow it.

Terra: Thank you honey~!

Saphron: Anything for my darling wife~!

Terra: Well, when you put it like that~! I kill, Saphron.

Saphron: Ahh?!

Jaune: Oh...

Jeanne: You can hear the heartache, and the betrayal in her voice...

Jaune: It's so sad.

Saphron: Why must you make fun of my pain...?

Jeanne: We're your siblings.

Jaune: It's our fucking job to take the piss out of you.

Saphron: I know that, but you can tone down the sarcasm a little,

JJ: No.

Saphron: ...

Nora: Sooo... Why did you kill your wife?

Terra: So I can marry, Jaune, and have more of his babies~!

Jaune: What's with, Arc woman, and having kids?

Nora: (Gasp!) You're, Adrian's father?!!

Jeanne: You had an affair with our sister-in-law?!

Saphron: You knocked up my WIFE?!

Jaune: The fuck are you lot freaking out about?! You all fucking knew this already?!

Jeanne: It's still shocking to hear about it.

Saphron: It's hot thinking about it.

Nora: Wait, you really did...?

STJJ: ...

Jaune: So you're gonna fuck, Jeanne then?

Terra: Whilst you are giving, Adrian a sibling~!

Jaune: Whilst?

Terra: In fact! Why don't we have an, Arc Orgy!

Jaune: WHAT?!!

Saphron: Fuck yeah!

Jeanne: Finally living out my kinks!

Terra: You can join us too, Nora.

Nora: Fuck yeah! Come here you sexy bastard!

Jaune: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!?!!!?!?!?!!?!

[drenosa]

Roman: Seriously Neo, you've been all over the place with your mind these past few days.

Neo: [I simply got a lot on my mind. Not like you could understand.]

Roman: What could possibly have your head in the clouds like this?!

Neo: [Things like...

Dream Pyrrha: I must admit, I never had an opponent before who could quite be so ~flexible~. Why don't we see what you can do somewhere more... private? Perhaps you'll even get see what this corset is holding back ~so much~.

Neo: You know... heist stuff]

Roman: *Grumbling under his breath* Or you could just admit you're horny for someone. Not like you haven't spilled too much info about that before.

Ruby: Ugh.

Weiss: Ruby, you just need to clear your mind.

Ruby: I just can't.

Weiss: What could possibly be on that little mind of yours that would distract you so much?

Ruby: ...

Dream Jaune: Hey Ruby, would you mind rubbing this lotion on my back and or butt.

Ruby: You know... weapon stuff.

[madmanwonder]

Prompt

Saphron , terra , adrian and mama arcs reaction to rusted knight jaune

Saphron: Jaune! *Look at Jaune in shock* How did you get so old!?

Jaune: Good to see you too, sis. *With a solemn smile and shell-shocked gaze*

X—xx—X

Terra: Oh my goodness....

Jaune: You've noticed a few changes. *Stare at his sister-in-love with hollow-eyed gaze*

X—xx—X

Adrian: U-Uncle...?

Jaune: Hey, little man. It me. Your uncle who been gone for a while.

X—xx—X

Juniper: My poor sweet boy. What happen to you?

Jaune: Where do I even begin with that question?

X—xx—X

[superiorsturgeon]

Mama Arc: …I don’t want my only son dating a celebrity girl who will hurt him for “destiny” or “fame!” 😡

Pyrrha: Well, I don’t want my only boyfriend son-ing a jerk-mom! 😡

Jaune: *watching Pyrrha and Mama Arc fight* This tension between my mom and my girlfriend is killing me…! 😥

Jaune: Mom, what would it take for you to accept Pyrrha into the family?! 😫

Mama Arc: *without thinking* I don’t know, maybe giving birth to my next grandchild!

Pyrrha: 😳

Jaune: WHAT?! 🤯

Arc Sisters: 🫢

Papa Arc: 🤦‍♂️

Mama Arc: …I stand by my incredibly inappropriate statement! 😖

Terra: *bouncing Adrian on her lap* That’s how I got in! 😁

[n6918]

Some NSFW headcanon for Jaune x Saphron x Terra?

Actually I already did this one

[littlelewdmable]

Been awhile since I did any longform smut, eh? Might as well do a one shot sometime soon.

[howlingday]

Jaune: (Bleeding from his mouth) Man, I really missed your meals, Saph! Every bite brings back a new memory from my life! Huh? Grandmama? Why are you calling me?

Terra: JAUNE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP EATING SAPH'S FOOD! YOU'LL DIE!