#robin hood ~ interactions

[oftimeslostlongago]

For once he was trying to keep his head down. He didn't need to get into any legal trouble today, and this seemed like the easiest way to avoid it. The library especially was a useful place, one he knew he'd have loved when he was younger. That was a long time ago, for now he could at least learn. "Excuse me, do you have anything about the crusades?" odd perhaps, but part of him needed to know what had happened.

@demongemz for Rachel

[redactedrem]

Headcanon where after so many arguments between the batkids and Bruce over his paranoia and complete disregard for his kids privacy, the entire family had compromised with (in the healthiest way possible) downloading life360 on their phones and that's how they all keep track of each other.

Now Bruce knew that this is mostly for his benefit and is supposed to be a healthy alternative for his unhealthy paranoia and helicopter parenting, but what he wasn't expecting was for his kids to start keeping track of him.

He's putting gas in his car and Dick calls him because apparently Dick has been watching him drive around on the app? And Bruce is currently at a gas station thats right around the corner from a Taco Bell and now Dick wants him to get food for everyone since he's already there.

He's driving home from a meeting and Steph calls him because her and Duke were shopping in the area and wants to know if he can pick them up, when he asks how she knew he was on the same street, he gets a "Oh I just like to stalk everyone on the app for funsies." as an answer.

Jason calls him and he can barely get out a hello before Jason cuts him off, "Bruce why the fuck is your phone battery on 5%, charge your damn phone" which completely stuns him because why does he know that. He clears his throat before answering. "Jason, what?"

"Everyone can see each others phone batteries on '360, now charge your phone." Is all he gets before Jason hangs up on him.

[violent138]

League members discussing meeting Robin at work:

"Compared to Bats, Robin was a total sweetheart. Ball of sunshine."

"Man, must've been a good day then, the kid I met was a real anklebiter. He pulled out a sword and everything."

"Anklebiter is harsh, the sweet boy I met barely said a word, he just kept asking about Themyscira and the lasso."

"He? I met a blonde girl."

"No, no, black haired boy with blue eyes. We're talking about Robin."

"Yeah same here, blue eyed and tanned."

"Pretty sure he had green eyes. And talked fancy. And kind of scolded me for time travelling."

"The child I met was paler than the moon."

"I'm telling you I met a girl, and she was Robin."

"Well... either we're all wrong or we're all right."

So they arrive at the conclusion that Bats has a shape-shifter for a kid.

[batbabydamian]

reverse robins of my fav trio!

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Jason both loves and dreads seeing Wonder Woman. Loves bc it’s Wonder Woman, enough said. Dreads bc he’s incapable of acting normal around her, he stutters and blushes and it’s really ruining his reputation

[azz-modeus]

Jason hates being reminded of his time in the warehouse, so he eliminates all connection to it, even if it takes extreme measures.

I need to stop giving extremely traumatized characters more trauma. This is from before the Bats learned about Red Hood

[qcomicsy]

[spiritleigh]

I like to think that of all the bat kids, Jason is the one who asks Bruce for money the most.

He’ll message Bruce or show up in the bat cave out of nowhere and be like “Can I have 2,000 dollars cash 😁”

“Sure, why?”

“Rent.”(bullets)

[onnahu]

Titans Tower in 4 sentences

Jason: i'll show you how it really is to be Robin

Tim: well I'm better then you could ever be. Suck it.

Jason:...

Jason: you little motherfucker

Tim: *bloody pancake*

[oftimeslostlongago]

Somehow it was surprising that even here authority still seemed to want him in a jail cell. Well that was mostly due to his habit of taking the law as guidelines only, and choosing which ones he followed. It wasn't like anyone actually got hurt, just some bruised egos from the rich. He gave virtually all of it to people who needed it more anyway, just keeping enough to make sure he ate. Still, that apparently was illegal, and he could have groaned seeing the detective. "Ah... what crime did I commit today? Or, what crime would you like to pin on me, but still cannot find any evidence that I'm anything other than a upstanding civilian".

@daydrcamings for Chloe

[the-phony-king-of-england]

I might be a little late to the party but anyways-

[mikakuna]

thinking about how isolated jason was throughout his entire life is not for the weak!!!

as a child, he was homeless, both parents gone, and had no friends. he couldn't have been more isolated during a time where he should've been making friends in school.

as robin, he had no hero friends his age like dick, tim, and damian have. all he had was bruce and alfred. it didn't seem like any of the school kids particularly liked him. he was so alone during his robin years, those young teenage years where he should've been surrounded by friends and peers.

then he comes back to life, gets sent to a care home where he's unaware of everything, survives alone on the streets for a year, lives with talia for a year where he's just basically used like a science experiment while catatonic, and then he finally returns to gotham and literally just works alone. artemis and bizzaro come later on but even they eventually leave.

he was so alone and it's sad to think that he never got the chance to be a typical hero or child like dick, tim, and damian got to be

[oftimeslostlongago]

"Huh... well I did know someone like that. His name was John though... and he didn't stab me through the heart or I'd be very, very dead" oh he was sure that the man would have liked to do that, or would have liked it if someone else had done that. Alas for him it wasn't meant to be, and that was something he was very relieved about. "Huh... you know I'd say that I was a self-righteous prick then, but that's because my name is Robin and I did live in Sherwood. Not sure I ever met an Anastasia though" not that he remembered anyway, least not one that seemed to dislike him this much.

@teltales

"Jafar...? You know, he's about... this tall, homicidal tendencies, hunted you for years, imprisoned you, stabbed you through the heart... ring any bells?" She was half-joking but this was very concerning, of course. Cyrus wouldn't just forget someone like that. Who would? Unless... had this place taken his memories? She'd heard rumors that it was doing that to some of its residents. Or was this truly a different person? "Okay. Sure. Robin. I'm Anastasia," she said, playing along as she looked him over carefully. "I used to know a Robin, back in Sherwood. Bit of a self-righteous prick. So what about you then? You the decent sort, or are you a prick as well?" @oftimeslostlongago

[indulgentdaydream]

actually my favourite headcanon of mine about the Outlaws dynamic doesn’t include that weird retcon they did where roy and jason knew each other when they were kids (they’re like nine-ish years apart to me)

It’s that since Kory and Roy both knew Jason when he was robin and knew him and cared for him as dick’s younger brother. So when Jason reached out to them to help him and make a team (I actually cannot currently remember how the outlaws came to be even though I’ve read the comments) it was really just roy and kory agreeing only to keep looking after them

[still-crybunny]

Dick Grayson is attractive in a male model kind of way, to the point where he doesn’t seem real. Every picture of him looks photo shopped but it isn’t, he just looks like that.

Jason Todd isn’t conventionally attractive, but he is hot. It’s the little things that strike people: the way he quirks his eyebrows when he’s being sarcastic, how he laughs, heaving and clutching his sides with his head thrown back, etc.

Cassandra Cain looks a bit intimidating to some people, she looks like she could kick your ass (and she could). She probably has a lot of admirers, but they are too nervous to approach her. Her smile lights up the whole room and I for one would die immediately if she so much as looked at me.

Tim Drake is pretty, he’s a pretty boy. You kind of forget, because he is constantly tired and exclusively wears oversized clothing. Then you look at him in the right light and you go “what the hell, why do you look like that”. He’s not complimented a lot, he’s mostly teased about it.