just. dropping this here
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sirius who looked up “abusive households” once remus wouldn't tell him where his scars came from, sirius who realized that the descriptions weren't of remus, they were of him and regulus
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Sirius and Regulus going over Walburgas' stuff after her death:
(That one Shameless scene:)
Regulus *sad face* grabbing a knife carefully from a box: she used to throw this at us when we were kids
James: What
Sirius: Oh Yeah, she had a game..what was it called?
Regulus: Dodged the dagger
Remus: I'm so fucking confused right now
Sirius: Reggie and I would run around the house screaming, laughing, trying not to get stabbed
Regulus *tearing up*:
James: That's fun...
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Walburga and Orion: You will marry a rich, pureblood girl and live a respectable life in a large, fancy mansion.
Sirius: No, I’m marrying a poor, half-blood boy, and we’re living a scandalous life in our shabby old flat, thank you very much.
Regulus: Stop lying out of your ass to juxtapose everything our parents say!!
Sirius: I’m being serious this time. Did I mention that he’s also a werewolf?
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Regulus: Sirius… I’m gay
Sirius *excited*: can I tell Walburga? Cause this WILL kill her
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Sirius: I don’t think I can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.
Regulus: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is.
Sirius: What- no!
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Walburga: You’re not good enough for my son
Remus: you’re not good enough for your son.
Walburga: …
Remus:
Walburga: …
Remus: I did not stutter.
*meanwhile*
Walburga: you are not good enough for my son.
James: *pulls out his guitar*
James: *breaks into RUDE by MAGIC!*
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Regulus: im half cursed on my dads side and half doomed on my moms side.
Sirius: our dads side IS our moms side btw
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Fleamont Potter who makes a plan the day he takes in Sirius Black as his own son in 1975.
Fleamont Potter who waits until James makes Regulus his son-in-law to make a heartwarming “father-of-both-grooms” speech at their wedding reception.
Fleamont Potter who leaves said wedding reception to go find Orion Black in his swanky members-only billiards hall—saying:
“Hello, my name is Fleamont Potter. You abused my kids, Sirius & Regulus. They’re fine now, but the same can’t be said for you.”
& then breaks Orion’s kneecap in with his own pool cue.
[The vision]
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She's a little crunchy, but here's the full portrait with Sirius :)
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When Sirius is comfortable around someone he becomes silent - preferring to exist in his own thoughts and just relax for a bit. When Regulus is comfortable around someone he never shuts up - he loves talking about anything and everything in between
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Regulus: why do I love mother gothel even tho she reminds me of my own mother?
James: maybe she’s a better person?
Regulus: she really isn’t.
James: idk why then.
Sirius: gothel actually loves her child unlike our mother.
Regulus: THATS WHY.
James: from now on me and Remus are your parents.
Remus: I didn’t sign up for this!
James: becoming friends with us you’ve been signed up to this since day one.
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That one tiktok edit of Sirius and Walburga to ‘they both reached for the gun’ but fucking REGULUS is the gun changed my entire life you don’t understand
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regulus is a short little man but when he and sirius both stop growing he is a singular inch taller than sirius and they'll fight about it for the rest of their lives that is my truth
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Sirius: Snivellus—
Severus: You never experienced your mother's love and now you're trying to compensate for it by getting strong emotions out of others in order to feel something.
Sirius: ...
Severus: ....
Sirius: It all started when I was born—
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If Walburga has 1 million haters I’m one of them.
If Walburga has 100,000 haters I’m one of them.
If Walburga had 100 haters I’m one of them.
If Walburga has 10 haters I’m one of them.
If Walburga has 1 hater that’s probably James Potter
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