#regulus & walburga

[righteousenjoymentofthunder]

just. dropping this here

[moutainrusing]

Walburga and Orion: You will marry a rich, pureblood girl and live a respectable life in a large, fancy mansion.

Sirius: No, I’m marrying a poor, half-blood boy, and we’re living a scandalous life in our shabby old flat, thank you very much.

Regulus: Stop lying out of your ass to juxtapose everything our parents say!!

Sirius: I’m being serious this time. Did I mention that he’s also a werewolf?

[rimarkka]

Walburga: this Potter boy not only seduced Sirius, but also kidnapped him! Regulus: mother, what disgusting things are you saying Regulus: Sirius is not in a romantic relationship with Potter Regulus: I am

[marauders-bs]

sirius who looked up “abusive households” once remus wouldn't tell him where his scars came from, sirius who realized that the descriptions weren't of remus, they were of him and regulus

[losver07]

walburga: no daughter of mine will date a potter!

regulus: yeah? well, i am not your daughter. mother, i am a boy.

sirius: *spits tea and laughs*

regulus: so, if i'm not your daughter does that mean i can go out with james?

walburga: *stares in shock*

sirius: can i come too? we're gonna have so much fun telling him this story

regulus: sure, you can do the voices

sirius: ohhh! i love doing the voices!

walburga: *eye twitches*

[staliamazing]

Sirius Black carries an airhorn around the house for whenever Walburga inevitably misgenders Regulus.

"TRY AGAIN"

"WRONG ANSWER"

“You always wanted me to be more like Regulus well FUCK YOU now’s he’s more like ME!!!”

@moons-and-runes our little musings

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus: Sirius… I’m gay

Sirius *excited*: can I tell Walburga? Cause this WILL kill her

[managone16]

14 y old Sirius: I am hungry, mother Walburga: Go ask Kreatcher. Do not bother me. 14 y old Sirius: Oh, but a want a Walburger. Walburga: A what? 14 y old Sirius: You know, a Walburger. Two slices of cold disappointment with a side of neglect. *Regulus at the back stifling a laugh* Walburga, taking out her wand: OUT OF MY SIGHT, YOU INSOLENT BRAT. Sirius: Love you too, Mother. Shall I make it a double?

[nixnight1]

Sirius and Regulus going over Walburgas' stuff after her death:

(That one Shameless scene:)

Regulus *sad face* grabbing a knife carefully from a box: she used to throw this at us when we were kids

James: What

Sirius: Oh Yeah, she had a game..what was it called?

Regulus: Dodged the dagger

Remus: I'm so fucking confused right now

Sirius: Reggie and I would run around the house screaming, laughing, trying not to get stabbed

Regulus *tearing up*:

James: That's fun...

[yourgalgremlin]

Fleamont Potter who makes a plan the day he takes in Sirius Black as his own son in 1975.

Fleamont Potter who waits until James makes Regulus his son-in-law to make a heartwarming “father-of-both-grooms” speech at their wedding reception.

Fleamont Potter who leaves said wedding reception to go find Orion Black in his swanky members-only billiards hall—saying:

“Hello, my name is Fleamont Potter. You abused my kids, Sirius & Regulus. They’re fine now, but the same can’t be said for you.”

& then breaks Orion’s kneecap in with his own pool cue.

[The vision]

[not-rab]

Sirius: I don’t think I can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Regulus: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is.

Sirius: What- no!

[guhmshuda]

Walburga: You’re not good enough for my son

Remus: you’re not good enough for your son.

Walburga: …

Remus:

Walburga: …

Remus: I did not stutter.

*meanwhile*

Walburga: you are not good enough for my son.

James: *pulls out his guitar*

James: *breaks into RUDE by MAGIC!*

[lexithwrites]

That one tiktok edit of Sirius and Walburga to ‘they both reached for the gun’ but fucking REGULUS is the gun changed my entire life you don’t understand

[thestarofsirius]

regulus and sirius having a competition on walburga’s deathbed

sirius: i’m gay walburga: regulus: we all knew that, it’s no shock regulus: i’m also gay walburga, twitching slightly: sirius: i’m marrying a werewolf walburga, face going white: regulus: i plan on killing voldemort walburga, heart monitor rapidly beeping: james, walking in: hi mrs black! i’m the one who took in one of your sons after he ran away and i’m regularly having sex with the other one. i hope you know i plan on marrying him someday, although i haven’t asked him yet. oh, and this paint on my jumper? yeah, i’ve been burning all your “ancient and noble” stuff in the house and painting it yellow. enjoy the new tapestry! walburga, flatlining:

[ramblingsfromthytruly]

sirius was walburga & orion's favourite despite his rebellions and regulus wasn't paid as much attention despite his constant obedience - and they both hated this

[poitionsprince]

Sirius: Snivellus—

Severus: You never experienced your mother's love and now you're trying to compensate for it by getting strong emotions out of others in order to feel something.

Sirius: ...

Severus: ....

Sirius: It all started when I was born—