#regulus & walburga

[righteousenjoymentofthunder]

just. dropping this here

[moutainrusing]

Walburga and Orion: You will marry a rich, pureblood girl and live a respectable life in a large, fancy mansion.

Sirius: No, I’m marrying a poor, half-blood boy, and we’re living a scandalous life in our shabby old flat, thank you very much.

Regulus: Stop lying out of your ass to juxtapose everything our parents say!!

Sirius: I’m being serious this time. Did I mention that he’s also a werewolf?

[marauders-bs]

sirius who looked up “abusive households” once remus wouldn't tell him where his scars came from, sirius who realized that the descriptions weren't of remus, they were of him and regulus

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus: Sirius… I’m gay

Sirius *excited*: can I tell Walburga? Cause this WILL kill her

[nixnight1]

Sirius and Regulus going over Walburgas' stuff after her death:

(That one Shameless scene:)

Regulus *sad face* grabbing a knife carefully from a box: she used to throw this at us when we were kids

James: What

Sirius: Oh Yeah, she had a game..what was it called?

Regulus: Dodged the dagger

Remus: I'm so fucking confused right now

Sirius: Reggie and I would run around the house screaming, laughing, trying not to get stabbed

Regulus *tearing up*:

James: That's fun...

[yourgalgremlin]

Fleamont Potter who makes a plan the day he takes in Sirius Black as his own son in 1975.

Fleamont Potter who waits until James makes Regulus his son-in-law to make a heartwarming “father-of-both-grooms” speech at their wedding reception.

Fleamont Potter who leaves said wedding reception to go find Orion Black in his swanky members-only billiards hall—saying:

“Hello, my name is Fleamont Potter. You abused my kids, Sirius & Regulus. They’re fine now, but the same can’t be said for you.”

& then breaks Orion’s kneecap in with his own pool cue.

[The vision]

[not-rab]

Sirius: I don’t think I can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Regulus: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is.

Sirius: What- no!

[guhmshuda]

Walburga: You’re not good enough for my son

Remus: you’re not good enough for your son.

Walburga: …

Remus:

Walburga: …

Remus: I did not stutter.

*meanwhile*

Walburga: you are not good enough for my son.

James: *pulls out his guitar*

James: *breaks into RUDE by MAGIC!*

[lexithwrites]

That one tiktok edit of Sirius and Walburga to ‘they both reached for the gun’ but fucking REGULUS is the gun changed my entire life you don’t understand

[poitionsprince]

Sirius: Snivellus—

Severus: You never experienced your mother's love and now you're trying to compensate for it by getting strong emotions out of others in order to feel something.

Sirius: ...

Severus: ....

Sirius: It all started when I was born—

[kristhething-blog]

Sirius once convinced the whole gryffindor tower that his and Regulus' names are in fact Serious and Ridiculous.

[ramblingsfromthytruly]

sirius was walburga & orion's favourite despite his rebellions and regulus wasn't paid as much attention despite his constant obedience - and they both hated this

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus: i cut my finger and it's bleeding

James: just apply pressure onto it

Regulus, to his finger: if you don't toughen up your family will disown you. Trust me, i know.

James, getting his medical kit:….

[doodlemcjazzhands]

She's a little crunchy, but here's the full portrait with Sirius :)

[managone16]

14 y old Sirius: I am hungry, mother Walburga: Go ask Kreatcher. Do not bother me. 14 y old Sirius: Oh, but a want a Walburger. Walburga: A what? 14 y old Sirius: You know, a Walburger. Two slices of cold disappointment with a side of neglect. *Regulus at the back stifling a laugh* Walburga, taking out her wand: OUT OF MY SIGHT, YOU INSOLENT BRAT. Sirius: Love you too, Mother. Shall I make it a double?

[liv45no]

*right before Walburga’s funeral*

Sirius: I don’t know what’s wrong. I just... I look so GOOD!

James: it’s okay, we can sort it out. Just take some of your make up off.

Sirius: I’m not wearing any make up!

James: WHAT?!

Sirius: I don’t know what happened, I just woke up and I looked amazing! And now everyone’s gonna think I got a facial for my mother’s funeral!

Remus, walking in: oh, what the hell, you look incredible.

Sirius: I don’t know what to do with my hair, it just keeps falling in this really chic way!

Lily, walking in: sorry boys, people are starting to arrive. Pads, you don’t have to greet them if you- GOSH, you look GORGEOUS!