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Also the sun is ALWAYS in his eyes. He is constantly blinded by the light. He must glare or he will die.
pony thinks steve hates him because steve is always giving him nasty looks but actually steve just has the most aggressive resting bitch face in the world
#not me going to any lengths to defend steve#guys i love steve i am his number 1 fan#the outsiders#the outsiders 1967#the outsiders 1983#ponyboy curtis#steve randle#hate to break it to you but idk if you're the number one Steve fan mate#I own 3 bracelets with his name on it#a body pillow cover#two jean jackets#two custom made shirts#150 stickers#multiple in-game avatars#all for Steve#also I have written AT LEAST 10 full-length essays on him#two short stories and one ongoing long story#and I am genuinely mentally ill for him#THIS IS ALL IN GOOD FUN BTW I'M NOT BEING A HATER#I just get irrationally angry when anyone else likes Steve in any capacity because I really#REALLY#like Steve#like I want to hit him with my car because I love him so. I genuinely tweak out when I merely THINK about Steve Randle.#it's a whole new mental illness that only happens in my brain 😔#the outsiders steve randle#the outsiders steve#red loves his wife guys#red's random rambles#red's rambling#red reblogs
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Peso is just a liiittllleee bit short
#octonauts#shellington#shellington octonauts#octonauts shellington#shellington sea otter#octonauts peso#peso octonauts#peso penguin#red's random rambles#red's rambling#canonickero#hi guys it's me back to random Octonauts shit
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successfully got a vendor to lower the price of the items i bought today 😌 i think nami would be proud
#it was my first time negotiating and i was so nervous#i think the vendor thought i was cute (as he should) so i didn’t have to do any back and forth#red's rambling
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Yeah man just snap your skin like a rubber band thats. Sure alright
#I've never seen that bit of conversation before. hey Reese I got more questions now actually.#scarlet hollow#Red's rambling#<- new tag for in case anyone gets annoyed by these because I love talking#and like. I get it tbh. I also like to show off the random not horrible things about my complicated health#100% can relate to the idea there of “yeah I got all these complicated conditions but look at this one cool thing!”
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bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time
#me serving customers while chappell roan's red wine supernova is stuck in my head#me: yeah that'll be £3.60 / my brain: she did it right there‚ out on the deck: put her canine teeth in the side of my neck#rose's incessant yearnings#rose's gay little job#rose's ramblings
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Red Hood joins twitter. Chaos arises
pt2
#probably wont make a series out of this but it was fun#dc comics#ramble ramble ramble#jason todd#red hood#bruce wayne#batman#roy harper#arsenal dc#dick grayson#nightwing#stephanie brown#spoiler dc#batgirl#tim drake#red robin#robin dc#twitter au
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the batkids play the “what’s the most annoying injury you’ve ever had?” game but it’s lighthearted (“I broke both thumbs on a bad landing and couldn’t play video games for a month” “one time I got a cut on my leg that reopened every time I stood up” etc) until Bruce walks in. someone asks him the most annoying injury he’s ever had and he doesn’t even stop to think about it.
“Fracturing my spine.”
“Oh jeez,” Dick said, making a face. “Yeah, that’ll do it. That’s definitely…well, annoying isn’t the word I’d use.”
Bruce, expressionless: “Mostly because I couldn’t walk or complete other daily activities without assistance for an extended period of time.”
Dick, glancing at Jason. “Uh….huh.”
“What about that time Ivy hit you with that leaf and you couldn’t eat legumes for a year?” Jason asked, redirecting the suddenly maudlin group. “Wasn’t that more annoying?”
“Hmm.”
Tim leaned back, looking curious. “Just legumes?”
“Legumes,” Jason repeated, waving a hand. “It got ugly.”
“I’m not a huge fan of peanuts,” Bruce said, thoughtful.
“Yeah, no shit, I wonder why.”
#rambling#micro fic#mini fic#Fic ideas#bruce wayne#batman#dc#theresurrectionist#batfamily#Jason todd#dick Grayson#Tim drake#nightwing#Robin#Red Robin#red hood
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Jobs don’t always limit the skills you learn to the job itself. For instance, when I worked at Red Robin, they’d offer 30 minutes for an unpaid lunch, or 15 if you wanted to get paid the whole time. If you think that’s extremely shitty join the club.
As a result of wanting money I got really good at eating quickly so I could use my break to read or relax. I’ve always been a fast eater but when I worked there I learned how to eat an entire burger and fries in under five minute while keeping up a conversation. This is not advisable for good digestion, eat slow and chew your food.
There’s a balance to not talking with your mouth full and eating extremely quickly and it was a regularly used skill for years. When I worked at a sex shop I bragged about it once to a coworker.
She watched me with a timer going after I told her about it and we got burgers. I chatted with her the whole time. I was done in four minutes forty seconds.
Afterward she looked haunted and commented, “It was like watching a snake unhinge it’s jaw but you never talked with food in your mouth!”
More recently my beloved and I were catching up with a friend over lunch. I had a sandwich while they’d gotten falafel plates. We were having a lovely chat but after I finished a story our friend said, “I don’t want your food to go cold while you talk!”
I was surprised. I’d been deliberately talking more so she could eat. I turned to show her my empty sandwich box. Both she and my beloved were stunned. It was like I’d performed a magic trick and made my sandwich disappear because neither had even noticed me demolishing it like a snake unhinging it’s jaw.
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In the beninging :3
Me: "Alright, you just said a thing that people don't like. You're probably gonna get a bunch of hate. Be prepared!"
"Oh boy here it comes. Block button ready!"
#proud to say I was the one that sent that in#in the beninging#canonickero#kero reblogs#kero rambles#red's random rambles#red's rambling#red reblogs#:3#you're so welcome :3
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Bruce died(?) again
Jason: Well, it's my turn.
Dick: What are you talking about?
Jason: Everytime Bruce is gone, one of you starts to act just like him, pushing everyone away, acting as only you can be right, and fighting anyone that gets in your way. Dick did it, Tim did it, even Cass kind of did it. So, this time, I will do it.
Tim: Isn't that how you act all the time?
Jason: Whoa, fuck you. You are so banned from historical drama movie nights.
#jason todd#dick grayson#tim drake#cassandra cain#batfam#bruce wayne#batman#dc comics#my ramblings#incorrect quotes#once again I made up this one#but like look at me and tell me that I'm wrong when Red Robin comics is rught there#Dick it's in Future State where he acts just like Bruce it's an au but like it's in character af for him#Cass ran away to Hong Kong so she kind of pushed them away and the second part she's always like this#Jason invites his siblings to his place to watch hustorical drama and criticizes the accuracy and if they are adapted from a book#how well of an adaptation they are#of course he is the one making most of the commentaries on the subject#is tim wrong? let's discuss
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I see a lot of designs out there in which tango has red tinted glasses/goggles (mine included) but I don't think enough of us acknowledge how much that would affect his vision
#i have red tinted glasses theyre amazing but also youre basically colourblind while wearing them#yes im aware he could orobably put some sort of red reflective sheen on normal goggles but. for the purposes of this post that is not true#nics rambles#tangotek
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SOMEONE APOLOGIES-JON'ED MY LOCAL BOOKSHOP'S POST-IT WALL i'm going to get you
#meet me at chapters if you want an ass-kicking#tma#tma spoilers#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#i cant believe this#red-archivist rambles#tma 160
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EVERYBODY STOP SCROLLING AND LOOK AT THIS
Okay thanks for looking
#marine biology#red's rambling#Red-lipped Batfish#sea creatures#look at it#random#silly#hyperfixation#little guy#silly little creature#silly little fella#silly little funny guy
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finally figured out a way to make a plot point make sense for this usopp haki fic (yay) but now i have to scrap like 2k words and re-write it (boo)
#this is the second time i’ve had to scrap a bunch of stuff for this fic grrr#i don’t really mind bc it’s waaaay better but still#red's rambling
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[During a white elephant gifts exchange]
Steph: A metro card? no way!
Tim: From me! Unlimited rides
Jason: Oh, unlimited rides? Is that what your tramp stamp says?
Tim:
Tim: I was gonna get mad, but that was a damn good one
#source: two broke girls#rambles#dc#batman#batfam#dc universe#batfamily#dc comics#batman and robin#tim drake#Steph brown#Stephanie Brown#Jason Todd#red hood#jason todd red hood#tim and jason#batfam incorrect quotes#batman incorrect quotes#batfamily incorrect quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes
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There's not a single thing you could say to convince me that Bruce and Tim are gothamites. Look at this fucking map
Bristol is so far removed from the heart of Gotham that there's quite literally no way it shares many, if any, cultural traits with Gotham. That's not even counting the insane wealth disparity that makes the ways of life (and therefore culture and habits and dialects and food) completely incomparable. Tim and Bruce aren't gothamites, they're Bristol brats, and I fully believe nobody in Gotham would accept them calling themselves gothamites. Especially with the size of the Wayne Estate.
Edit bc a lot of you are reblogging this base post instead of the additions in the notes: Turns out I am a victim of fanon and Tim only moved to Bristol after Bruce took him in. Tim can call himself a gothamite. Bruce cannot
#sorry i think too much about gotham culture#ramble ramble ramble#dc comics#batman#bruce wayne#tim drake#red robin#batfam
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