#red hood christmas

[theodorecanaryhood]

A Christmas story: The Coffee Shop guy and the Red Hood, holiday special

Arkhamverse Jason Todd x Male! Nerd Reader

Ft Dick, Tim and Damian

Wrapping paper everywhere while scissors were placed neatly on the table. You didn’t realise Jason walked into the room until you heard him sniff.

‘How long you been sitting there?’ You asked as you adjusted your glasses.

‘Long enough to know you stick your tongue out when concentrating, I never noticed that before’ Jason smiled.

It was yours and Jason’s first Christmas together, along with it being your first Christmas in your new apartment.

You hoped Jason would like the presents that you got him, along with asking him if what you brought his siblings was ok.

‘So you noticed huh?’ You smiled, Jason nodded. He came over and sat next to you, handing you the roll of tape.

‘Think we should do these together’ Jason said as he picked up a roll of paper and the scissors.

Christmas Eve had appeared out of nowhere and it seemed Jason was trying desperately to keep his sanity, Christmas in the Manor was always a nightmare when all of the boys were together. At least from what Jason could remember.

Of course, the Manor had seen better days and was still being partly repaired due to the explosion from the Arkham Incident, but it was liveable enough that the family could share a space.

Jason held your hand tightly as he walked you to the front door, Dick appeared in the doorway.

‘Jay you don’t need to ring the doorbell, this is your home too’ Dick smiled, giving Jason a hug as the two men stood on the doorstep.

Dick turned to you and smiled while Jason beamed, wrapping an arm around your shoulder.

‘Dick, this is y/n my boyfriend, y/n this is Dick, my older brother’ Jason said as the two of you shook hands.

‘Jason doesn’t stop talking about you’ Dick laughed as he stepped aside and let the two of you inside.

The Manor was big, though probably not as big as it was before. Jason seemed so happy to have you with him, he’d mentioned a few times that he didn’t like the Manor much in his adulthood.

Dick was friendly as usual, from what you’d heard, Dick was always a friend to everyone.

‘You guys want a drink?’ Dick asked as the two of you walked with him into the dining room, Jason nodded as Dick handed you both a beer from the fridge.

You had told Jason that you guys were spending New Years together with your friends. Jason just wanted to be with you, he didn’t care where he was.

‘Hey guys’ Tim called out as he walked into the room.

The two of you were introduced to each other, Tim was hopeful as he’d seen a huge change in Jason lately. He was hopeful you were a good thing in his life.

As the night grew on, the four of you watched some Christmas movies. Tim was the designated bartender for the night and provided all the drinks.

Jason held onto you most of the night, either sitting you on his lap or wrapping his arm around you.

Dick would glance every now and then and smile, seeing the pure love between the two of you.

‘Morning sunshine’ Jason’s gravelly voice greeted you, barely awake yet alert enough.

‘Morning you’ you smiled as Jason leant in and kissed you softly.

Jason’s messy hair and sleepy face was something you’d never expect to love so much. You checked the time to see it was 7.30am, still early enough.

Jason ran downstairs to fire up the heating and make coffee for the rush of feet down the stairs.

The four of you sat at the table sipping on your coffee, slowly waking up a bit more.

‘Right, can we open presents now?’ Dick smiled as he rushed onto his feet, a little excitement spread across his face.

‘You’re so sad Dick’ Tim chuckled, taking another sip of his coffee as Dick shrugged.

‘I know you are, but what am I?’ Dick asked mockingly.

‘12 years old apparently’ Tim finished as he stood up.

You all sat in the living room on the floor, presents spread everywhere as you all opened your gifts.

Dick was generous as always with what he got everyone, of course having to get told by Jason what to buy for you.

You smiled when you saw that everyone liked what you’d gotten them.

After the war of opening presents was defeated, you all decided on more Christmas movies, while Jason opted to cook for everyone.

It was small and quiet with the four of you, something you weren’t used to. But it was great, even more so you could spend it with Jason.

December 25th came to a close with the four of you asleep on the couch, all of you in some way were cuddling or clinging onto each other.

A perfect close to your favourite holiday.

[theaceofarrows]

Pov: You're a Gotham criminal in December

[ywasune]

Happy Holidays!!

[noka-exe]

pt 2 | pt 1

Damian finds a way to vent his frustration… feat. his two annoying red older brothers

[supine-ly]

He's making a list And checking it twice, Gonna find out  Who's naughty and nice. Santa Claus is comin' to town.

He sees you when you're sleepin', He knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good, So be good for goodness sake.

[mikami1992]

The Bats are baffled…

Lately, according to the latest reports, the kidnapping of clowns has been skyrocketing throughout the country… although in one or two days, they usually reappear, of course without remembering anything about what happened or without wanting to talk about the subject, the reports have not been clear at the moment.

And while this is happening, the assaults on government facilities have been on a constant increase… but curiously only one department has been affected, the apparent supernatural investigation department of the USA…

And you might wonder what kind of relationship these two have? Because until an hour ago these two things were not related at all and have been investigated separately…

But everything changed when the Joker disappeared from his cell…

And contrary to the normal situation, the Joker did not escape, he was kidnapped from Arkham by an extraction group, who according to the videos, used gas to put him to sleep in the cell and proceeded to tie the clown up with questionable articles of leather and black latex (Jason will never see red balls in a normal way)….

And when the Bats managed to find him….

It was in the middle of a sacrificial altar as an offering along with spaceships, hamburgers and milkshakes, all of this on a bonfire where they were burning Christmas decorations and classified government papers, while a group of galaxy-robed cultists are singing a Latin version of a modern pop/rock song….

What the hell is going on?

[imperatrice21]

STOPP I JUST FOUND THIS AND I'M DYING FROM CUTENESS

Art by Dan Mora

[divineandmajesticinone]

THE COMPANY OF WOLVES (1984) dir Neil Jordan

Rosaleen & The Huntsman / The Wolf

[hisao-san]

It's the most wonderful time of the year

Merry Christmas!

[ghurab-alzilal]

Red Hood, enthusiastic : It's finally time to switch from our regular weapons to our holidays weapons!

Red Robin, smirking : Is there a difference?

Robin: Yes. The holiday ones light up! *unsheathes a sword with coloured built-in lights *

[birdiedoesdc]

jason posting pt 2 (pt 1)

[theodorecanaryhood]

A Christmas story: The first Christmas

Jason Todd x GN reader! It’s their first Christmas together as a married couple

The Christmas lights were bright

Jason could’ve gone blind with how bright the lights were

He held your hand tight as he walked with you through the streets

You smiled when you remembered the few months before when it was summer

It was hot and Jason wore tank tops and shorts all the time

Now he walked with you, his cold fingers wrapped yours in a cold blanket

Jason never minded the cold, he tolerated it

Few stores in and you were nearly finished getting the presents

‘Damn it’ you muttered to yourself

You wandered through the aisles of the stores, seeing that Jason was gone

‘Lost my husband’ you smiled at an older lady

Jason saw something shiny and got distracted you thought to yourself

Jason stood with you again as he looked through the choice of whisky and gin

‘Bruce likes this one’ you said to Jason

Suggesting your husband buys his father a drink for Christmas

‘What do you think of this?’ You turned to find a different man

‘Jay?’ You called out

Jason was looking through the tree ornaments

You managed to get your husband for the third time after he’d wandered off

The drive back home was fun as Jason sung along to the Christmas songs on the radio

After wrapping all the gifts for yours and Jason’s family, Jason surprised you to a dinner

‘Dinner baby’ Jason smiled as he appeared in the doorway

You walked over and kissed your husband as you both walked into the dining room to eat together

Another Christmas done, but this was a special one as it was yours and Jason’s first as a married couple

Merry Christmas everyone 🎄🎅

[leoivys]

𝑺𝑬𝑪𝑹𝑬𝑻 𝑺𝑨𝑵𝑻𝑨 — 𝑱𝑨𝑺𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑶𝑫𝑫

– contents; fluff and mostly batfam stuff instead of just romance

– summary; a casually chaotic Secret Santa with the bat family as Jason's partner.

– word count; 1.5k

The roofs of the houses were beginning to gain a white hue as more snowflakes fell gracefully – the children in the city found joy in it, their laughter echoed in the streets while they initiated snowball fights with their friends and neighbors. Adults were busy shopping or grabbing a coffee to catch up in the presence of their loved ones, and the holiday music played in every street. Christmas was known for bringing even the most distant people back together.

A part of you hated how cold it was, but it was your idea to take a walk around the city with your partner before you drove over to the manor for Christmas day like you usually do. However, how can one ignore such events on these joyous days just for their own comfort?

The fuzzy feeling of the gloves around your hands and your coat enveloping you in its warmth was rather enjoyable even if the world outside was freezing while you walked with Jason. A soft sigh escaped you as you finally entered Wayne Manor, welcomed by Alfred opening the door for you and the heat that escaped the inside of the building.

Greetings, hugs, and smiles were exchanged with more excitement than usual while you took your seat on the couch in the main living room amongst the rest of the family – everything was decorated; the tree that you all helped set up, stockings on the fireplace with everyone's names engraved on the soft red fabric and no one can skip Alfred's baked goods resting on the coffee table.

It's odd thinking that a few years back, most of the family members were off doing their own thing instead of being here and spending time with everyone else like Jason avoided them for a good few years before he finally gave in. Now, everyone was present and agreed to have a Secret Santa along with the rest of the activities scheduled for that day.

Tim and Damian were surprisingly getting along, wearing matching Christmas sweaters as well, and then you noticed Dick supervising the two with a proud smile drawn on his face as he kept a conversation with Jason and Steph. Duke was helping Alfred bring in more sweets on the table. Cass and Barbara were calmly chatting with you about various topics and the one at hand; who was Secret Santa for who?

Meanwhile, Bruce observed everyone with a hint of a smile and a sigh as the place filled with chatter and the life it lacked most of the year due to responsibilities, his shoulders relaxed as he was more than happy to host this event annually and welcome his family –and those who he considered family– home.

“Alright everyone, enough of your chit chats. Let's start.” Dick stated, too excited to wait even further as he quickly moved to grab a present from under the tree and took a moment to read the name on it and handed it to Cass, and then kept handing out presents to everyone.

Each family member got something based on their personality, training, or hobby, and some presents were filled with meme cards describing them. Eager chuckles echoed in the room before Bruce interrupted.

“Who got that for Damian?” He asked in a mockingly firm tone as he pointed at the young boy swaying a katana similar to the one he had when he got trained by his grandfather in his hands. Just before anyone could answer, Barbara did everyone a favor and started playing Christmas music through the speakers set by the tree.

Jason scoffed at the sight of Bruce's dynamic with Damian – it had been a while since a youngling had given him a heart attack, enjoying the show and unwrapping his present. His hands traced the hardcover of the book as he lifted it up and read the title; ‘All the light we cannot see’ which had him confused for a moment. He had that book in his library already, didn't he? So he studied it further, flipping through the first few pages only to find that not only was it a first edition copy, but it was signed too.

His eyes flicked to you as his hands traced the sign on the delicate page of the book before he snapped the book closed with a smile brighter than the star atop the tree. Jason immediately knew that his gift was from you since he had been ranting about how much he wanted this for the past month or so. His suspicions were confirmed by the smile on your face.

It was really hard to find it online and get it signed just for him, but you knew it would be worth it.

“You didn't.” Jason mumbled, finding the fact that he had this book in his hands as he clutched onto it like it might disappear into thin air.

The known-for-his-violent-ways Red Hood was now acting like a literal child on Christmas, completely awestruck and bringing you in a tight hug as he muttered his thank you's. His attitude earned a chuckle from you, his embrace giving you even more warmth while his heart was beating out of his chest.

Duke blinked a few times. The newest addition to the family was having a hard time trying to process the sight before him. “Is Jason okay, or is he having some sort of cardiac arrest?” he managed to mutter, his gaze shifting to everyone else laughing at his question.

Your gift consisted of newly made gadgets, upgraded equipment, and a personal touch with a vintage Polaroid to top it off – definitely Tim's job.

Yet you couldn't help but be thankful for those, given Dick's situation; shirts that were literally merchandise about his butt, an eye mask for power naps, and a ‘big brother manual’ book. “Whose idea was this?” His fingers pinched the bridge of his nose in mock annoyance, a small smile brightening his fine features.

“That's a brilliant idea, Dick.” Jason chimed in, not bothering to hide his usual smug smirk. It was definitely him who thought of that combination as a good Christmas gift for his older brother.

Meanwhile, Barbara wasn't having it easy either, with the present in her hands containing a vintage phone and a custom Lego set of Oracle. “A Nokia? Really?” She asked, a low chuckle escaping her lips as she turned to face Steph. “You're lucky I like Lego sets, but you're stuck in this with me.” Barb threatened playfully as she set the box by her side.

Stephanie raised her hands in the air in mock surrender, she didn't seem to mind the idea of building a custom Lego set in the company of Barbara; in fact, it was a good opportunity to spend a girl's night along with you and Cass while having a chit chat – or gossiping. “It's for emergencies. And the Lego set was cute.” She explained with a shrug.

“Fine. You'll see how cute it is when you have to build this many pieces.” Barb protested, her tone lacking real bite as she pointed back at the amount of pieces written on the box. “You're all invited to our suffering.” She commented jokingly, glancing at you and Cass.

Cass perked up at the idea, “I'll bring the snacks.” She said simply, her voice soothing as ever even as it held a bit of enthusiasm as she gave Barbara a thumbs-up.

Meanwhile, Dick was flipping through the pages of the manual and hastily reading the contents before he could comment on them. “Who wrote this?” He scoffed, shaking his head disapprovingly, and continued reading. “...’Always take responsibility for your siblings' mess-ups.’ Really, Jason?”

Jason leaned back in his seat and shrugged, his arms crossed over his chest as an amused huff escaped him. “Merry Christmas, Dick.”

Tim studied the merch, trying his best to bite back his laughter at what his eyes met while Duke observed alongside Damian, who decided to address the situation accordingly. “That was uncalled for, even by your appallingly low standards, Todd.”

Dick sighed and shook his head once more, yet he couldn't help the grin spreading across his face as he couldn't help but find the situation entertaining. “You're so getting payback next year. And I'm rigging the draw.” He stated as he tried on his nap mask with a proud smirk.

Bruce, sitting quietly by the fireplace with Alfred whom he had exchanged gifts with, took another sip of his coffee and sighed, allowing himself a small chuckle as he watched the banter unfold. He was prouder than he'd care to admit, of everyone in the room.

“Everyone, pause.” You interrupted every party in the room as you took hold of your brand-new Polaroid and held it out for a selfie, trying to make sure everyone was in the frame. “Say ‘Merry Christmas!’.” You exclaimed with pure excitement and messily snapped a picture, holding the moment forever captive.

– a/n; Merry Christmas and happy holidays in general ♡

[provecfy]

The batfam is sitting around the cave for patrol routes on the 24th (crime doesn't stop for Christmas Eve), when Batman breaks the news towards the end,

Batman: And, finally, there has been an intel breach at the North Pole, so the Justice League has decided to assign Orphan as Father Christmas' bodyguard for the night.

A beat of silence.

Nightwing, unimpressed: Is this a joke for the holidays?

Batman: I am serious. We would assign a flying hero to escort him throughout the night, but we believe a silent and skillful bodyguard would be better, so we moved for Cassandra.

Red Robin: I'm gonna give it to you, B, it's the first time I've seen you commit so hard to a prank, but nobody believes you.

Batman, dropping the Justice League approved files on Father Christmas in front of Cassandra:

Robin, raising from his seat in alarm: So all of those times you said you were gonna call Santa Claus to tell him I was being rude to my siblings-!

Batman: It was true. Everybody knows all the parents have Father Christmas' phone number. *Spoiler raises a hand.* Not your parents, I have been given the responsibility of informing him of your actions even though you're not my legal child. I speak of you better than you think I do.

Orphan, still a bit surprised: Why me?

Batman: He asked for you, ask him yourself, and cheer up. Even if it's for a mission, you're gonna meet Father Christmas.

Highlights of the Christmas Mission:

Father Christmas apologizes to Cass when he sees her, and tells her he has been trying to reach her to give her presents for years. He tells her none of what happened to her was her fault and that she has never been on the naughty list. Not a single year.

Cassandra gets to hug Santa.

Tim and Steph go to the Toys Factory in the North Pole to find the breach.

The North Pole's privage intranet is codified on the soundtrack of Christmas Walmart movies. Tim takes three gulps from spiked egg nog and begins a holiday-theme musical hack battle against the mole.

Steph keeps trying to unionize the elves as a joke but halfway through the night she starts finding actual issues created by some mean-spirited middle-manager and slowly gets more and more serious about the union.

Robin keeps talking to Nightwing about Santa in front of criminals and they all look at Nightwing like "does the kid not know" and Robin keeps insisting that Santa is real and his father talks with him on the phone but nobody believes him.

Red Hood hears about everything and now that he knows Santa is real keeps trying to speak politely to people and doing nice things in efforts to get back on the nice list before Christmas.

He gets Charcoal anyway.

Babs gets a message towards the end of the night. Cass has managed to get a selfie with Santa and her nineteen late Christmas presents after beating the bad guy.

Signal finds out that all the Christmas lights through the street illuminate the street to the degree he can pull all of his day shift shenanigans at night.

Every time he has to fight someone throughout the night he just yells "Holiday Attack!" and flashes them in the face with industrial levels of festive red and green light.

[noka-exe]

I love you. merry christmas

Awww thank u… here is my christmas gift. Feat special msg from jason & richard

[sisaloofafump]

PLEASE let him take off his head it’d be so funny I’ll give you a whole five bucks for it please dc