#quotes from my fics

[accio-sriracha]

Another episode of: WTF HAPPENED HERE?

Featuring: Edits on a bunch of my fics that I don't remember making!! (In no particular order)

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"THEY GET TOGETHER KFJBFKUBFKUBFKBUFB"

"It's a toothrotting ending, absolutely not a drop of angst in sight"

"THEYRE SO GAY. *ehem* sorry... THEYRE SO SO SO SO GAY."

"Regulus refuses to stop fucking sulking."

"QUIDDITCH INCIDENT AND JAMES AND REGULUS EXPRESS MUTUAL FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER O H M Y G O D"

"Barty and Evan come in right behind them (WITH RINGS BECAUSE THEYRE ENGAGED NOW BITCH)."

"MAYBE REWRITE LITERALLY ALL OF THIS IT SUCKS"

"Evan and Barty are dating??? Not quite but they are definitley fucking each other."

"platonic moonwater MAX BONDING time"

"wolfstar meeting for the first time (REALLY CUTE AND KINDA AWKWARD CAUSE THEY'RE IDIOTS)"

"Regulus shows James his room. This, of course, ends with them shagging."

"-and Peter just has severe fucking depression,"

"Remus and Sirius being really fucking awkward around each other and not knowing what to do about it cause theyre useless gays"

"its fuCKING SIRIUS *explodes*"

"(It's baby Neville's birthday, hes turning one and hes the baddest bitch at the party)."

"Cue the FUCKING AIRHORNS"

"THIS IS THE MOMENT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FORRRRRR REGULUS FINALLY FIGURES OUT THAT HE'S IN L O V E WITH JAMESSSSSSS"

"Regulus thrives mentally, for once,"

"The stupid gays get together <3333"

"TRAUMATIZED HARRY POTTER. TRAUMATIZE THE SHIT OUT OF HIM."

"Regulus answers the door. Panic ensues."

"*TENSION*"

"regulus is absolutley freaking the fuck out, as one would naturally do in this situation-"

"This chapter was long hply shit"

"Rewrite all of this, wtf happened here"

"Sirius and Regulus hanging out and omg brother bonding im such a sap"

"The plotline is just so complicated im so sorry future me"

"Evan makes the arguement that Potter is definitley a RAGING bisexual. *nods of agreement from Barty, the gay icon*"

"Fear washes over regulus (Trans things)"

"WOLFSTAR WOLFSTAR WOLFSTAR"

"*presses their faces together* NOW KISS"

[pendinganchor]

But truthfully, he didn’t know. He could read into the things she said for hours but would always ultimately come to the conclusion that he couldn't tell her the most important secret he would ever have. Sure, he could tell her he was seeing someone— after all, it wasn't the act he was worried about. It was the who.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/47085523

[gothamite-rambler]

"Weird Questions from a Weird City: Batfamily Edition

Duke Thomas: What’s your biggest fear?

Jason Todd: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone.

Tim Drake: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.

Dick Grayson: Vampires.

Jason Todd: ...

Tim Drake: ...

Dick Grayson: I got turned into one once and nearly killed peoples. It's a bloodlust, you never know when you'll be fully quenched and every non-vampire is a succulent vessel... But I'm not a vampire anymore and that is in my past.

Dick eats his apple after that.

*silence*

Duke Thomas: Holy crap stick, Batman.

Tim: Can I change my option to Dick Grayson?

Jason: Same.

[arunneronthird]

did u know 9 year old damian was canonly exactly like this

[that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction]

Merlin: *says something almost flirty as part of their usual banter*

Arthur: Don’t tease, Merlin.

Merlin, still joking around: It’s only a tease if you have feelings, Sire.

Arthur, really not having a good day: …Don’t tease, Merlin,

[furiosophie]

[captainmaxatx]

5’3” Logan: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Wade: punch me in the stomach and kiss me when I keel over!

Wade: Stab me!

Wade: kick me in the shin! Tackle me!

Vanessa: just ask him to lean down?!

[i-suc-at-art]

Dp x Dc Prompt #1

Danny (holding someone who is passed out (maybe it’s dani idk)) knocking on Jason’s apartment door

Jason: “Who is it?”

Danny: “I have a dead body open the door!”

Jason looking concerned as he opens the door quickly

Danny: “They’re technically not actually dead, but there’s no way you’d open the door if i told you anything else…”

[irisbaggins]

In rewatching the season, I'm noticing how clever Aabria and Brennan were in crafting Tula's story. How well thought out everything was.

Specifically, the bear. It's been mentioned so many times before, but with the context of the completed season, I cannot help but be in awe at the skilful storytelling at display here. The way in which the Blue is described to appear wrong only in reference to Tula and her heart, the way in which Tula talks about curiosity and and having experienced knowing someone who died because of it. Of how Aabria describes to Izzy how Tula looks when she heals the bear, of how Aabria specifically points out that Tula recognises the commonalities between herself and the bear. These breadcrumbs that mean little in the beginning, that tell everything at the end. It's amazing, stunning, masterful storytelling. I am in awe.

[rubikor]

can you really understand?

[ginevrapng]

imagine spending months flirting with remus and he reciprocates but there is a slight age gap, not big enough for you to even think about or other people to think about but he overthinks it and worries he's too old for you, that you're 'wasting your youth' and you should be 'spending time with people your own age'. obviously you think it's rubbish but the thing about remus is he can be hypocritical, he says all this stuff but flirts with you anyway, it's very confusing.

one day he just snaps at you, you've been spending the night at 12 grimmauld place and everyone else has gone to bed, it's just you two and you flirt a bit, no more than usual and that's what shocks you so much at his outburst. "I'm not your boyfriend," he says coldly, in a tone that you've never heard him use directed at you before.

a shiver runs down your spine and you feel like all the warmth leave your body, you hated the way he just talked to you, dismissed you like that. after a moments silence you reply to him quietly, "i never thought you were."

"i never said it was your mistake," he mumbles back softer than before. he gets up from his chair and leaves the room without saying another word.

[nextstopparis]

when I was drowning I thought about the light instead of the water, the accident instead of the ache.

— Yves Olade

[pendinganchor]

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awe 💞 you must have seen my tags max says this to lucas in my most recent “billy survives” wip:

“Why don’t you just leave me alone and go think about how it would make you feel if someone asked you why you give a shit about Erica.”

okay listen listen i gotta give some clarification (not in the tags) before anyone tries to yell at me— this line happens after max complains about her mom not caring enough about billy (cause neil still fucked off and susan “doesn’t know how to be around him”) then lucas asks why she cares and she righty gets upset. lucas is trying and i promise i’m not making him the bad guy. max is just going through it and lucas is having a hard time navigating it (like in canon s4)

[ecrivaine-musings]

the relationship between a writer and their WIPs can be so…(transmutive, agonizing, soul shattering, haunting,)…personal…

[siriuslygay1981]

Evan: Oh, would you look at that. It's the bane of my existence

Barty: And here is the light of my life. How are you, sweetheart?

[idanit]

assorted Jeeves and Wooster sketches of various quality from the past six months, part 1