#quotes from my fics

[accio-sriracha]

Another episode of: WTF HAPPENED HERE?

Featuring: Edits on a bunch of my fics that I don't remember making!! (In no particular order)

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"THEY GET TOGETHER KFJBFKUBFKUBFKBUFB"

"It's a toothrotting ending, absolutely not a drop of angst in sight"

"THEYRE SO GAY. *ehem* sorry... THEYRE SO SO SO SO GAY."

"Regulus refuses to stop fucking sulking."

"QUIDDITCH INCIDENT AND JAMES AND REGULUS EXPRESS MUTUAL FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER O H M Y G O D"

"Barty and Evan come in right behind them (WITH RINGS BECAUSE THEYRE ENGAGED NOW BITCH)."

"MAYBE REWRITE LITERALLY ALL OF THIS IT SUCKS"

"Evan and Barty are dating??? Not quite but they are definitley fucking each other."

"platonic moonwater MAX BONDING time"

"wolfstar meeting for the first time (REALLY CUTE AND KINDA AWKWARD CAUSE THEY'RE IDIOTS)"

"Regulus shows James his room. This, of course, ends with them shagging."

"-and Peter just has severe fucking depression,"

"Remus and Sirius being really fucking awkward around each other and not knowing what to do about it cause theyre useless gays"

"its fuCKING SIRIUS *explodes*"

"(It's baby Neville's birthday, hes turning one and hes the baddest bitch at the party)."

"Cue the FUCKING AIRHORNS"

"THIS IS THE MOMENT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FORRRRRR REGULUS FINALLY FIGURES OUT THAT HE'S IN L O V E WITH JAMESSSSSSS"

"Regulus thrives mentally, for once,"

"The stupid gays get together <3333"

"TRAUMATIZED HARRY POTTER. TRAUMATIZE THE SHIT OUT OF HIM."

"Regulus answers the door. Panic ensues."

"*TENSION*"

"regulus is absolutley freaking the fuck out, as one would naturally do in this situation-"

"This chapter was long hply shit"

"Rewrite all of this, wtf happened here"

"Sirius and Regulus hanging out and omg brother bonding im such a sap"

"The plotline is just so complicated im so sorry future me"

"Evan makes the arguement that Potter is definitley a RAGING bisexual. *nods of agreement from Barty, the gay icon*"

"Fear washes over regulus (Trans things)"

"WOLFSTAR WOLFSTAR WOLFSTAR"

"*presses their faces together* NOW KISS"

[pendinganchor]

But truthfully, he didn’t know. He could read into the things she said for hours but would always ultimately come to the conclusion that he couldn't tell her the most important secret he would ever have. Sure, he could tell her he was seeing someone— after all, it wasn't the act he was worried about. It was the who.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/47085523

[arunneronthird]

did u know 9 year old damian was canonly exactly like this

[dandelion-roots]

[ID: a series of drawings featuring Riz Gukgak from D20 Fantasy High. In the first, Pok holds Riz's shoulders in heaven as says, smiling, when you work until the dead of night, your friends know you do it because you love them. In the second, Riz is having a group hug with his party and the text reads, but is it really love that drives you, Riz Gukgak... In the next, a desperate, pleading Riz clutches the shoulder of an indifferent, faceless person and the text continues, ...or is it fear? In the fourth, Riz is younger and digging through crystals with bleeding hands; the text reads, what use are you when you can no longer dig. In the fifth, Kalina, shrouded in darkness with only her eyes glowing, reaches towards the camera with a smile; the text reads, when you're too scared to think. Sixth, Riz is filling out Fig and Kristen's papers under the light of a lamp, serious and tired; the text reads, when you're too tired to work. Seventh, Riz is lying in bed, eyes hidden behind hair, hand on his father's picture; the text reads, too sad to keep the mood up. Eighth, Baron stares into the camera; the text reads, too lonely, too insecure, too weird. Ninth, Baron is holding a defeated Riz by the throat; the text reads, to keep moving? Tenth, Riz is standing in the distance, holding his briefcase, and behind him is a football/soccer ball; the text reads, what use is a ball that can no longer roll? The last drawing just says none in brackets on a dark background. End ID]

[furiosophie]

[captainmaxatx]

5’3” Logan: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Wade: punch me in the stomach and kiss me when I keel over!

Wade: Stab me!

Wade: kick me in the shin! Tackle me!

Vanessa: just ask him to lean down?!

[i-suc-at-art]

Dp x Dc Prompt #1

Danny (holding someone who is passed out (maybe it’s dani idk)) knocking on Jason’s apartment door

Jason: “Who is it?”

Danny: “I have a dead body open the door!”

Jason looking concerned as he opens the door quickly

Danny: “They’re technically not actually dead, but there’s no way you’d open the door if i told you anything else…”

[rubikor]

can you really understand?

[ginevrapng]

imagine spending months flirting with remus and he reciprocates but there is a slight age gap, not big enough for you to even think about or other people to think about but he overthinks it and worries he's too old for you, that you're 'wasting your youth' and you should be 'spending time with people your own age'. obviously you think it's rubbish but the thing about remus is he can be hypocritical, he says all this stuff but flirts with you anyway, it's very confusing.

one day he just snaps at you, you've been spending the night at 12 grimmauld place and everyone else has gone to bed, it's just you two and you flirt a bit, no more than usual and that's what shocks you so much at his outburst. "I'm not your boyfriend," he says coldly, in a tone that you've never heard him use directed at you before.

a shiver runs down your spine and you feel like all the warmth leave your body, you hated the way he just talked to you, dismissed you like that. after a moments silence you reply to him quietly, "i never thought you were."

"i never said it was your mistake," he mumbles back softer than before. he gets up from his chair and leaves the room without saying another word.

[moeblob]

Gavin mentally: wait... that doesn't add up........

[ecrivaine-musings]

the relationship between a writer and their WIPs can be so…(transmutive, agonizing, soul shattering, haunting,)…personal…

[humaudrey]

I'm rewatching D1 for fic reasons and this scene just came to me:

Fairy Godmother: If someone hands you a crying baby, do you: A) Curse It, B) Lock It In A Tower, C) Give It A Bottle, or D) Carve Out Its Heart?

Uma: Trick question, because if the baby's parents are villains, you leave them to rot on the Isle where they learn to fend for themselves.

Mal:

Evie:

Carlos:

Gil:

Harry:

Jay:

Fairy Godmother: Uh–

Uma: I mean, you're the heroes, that's what you guys did. So doesn't that mean it's the right thing to do?

Fairy Godmother: Uma, you've done such a good job today, I actually think you should be exempt from this class for the rest of the semester.

Uma: Actually, I think I'll stay.

[siriuslygay1981]

Evan: Oh, would you look at that. It's the bane of my existence

Barty: And here is the light of my life. How are you, sweetheart?

[idanit]

assorted Jeeves and Wooster sketches of various quality from the past six months, part 1

[toppamplemousse]

I’m not a huge fan of churches, honestly. But he was there, he was there, he was there.

my blood is singing with your voice (the saints can't help me now) by @7msc

an ode to one of the most beautiful fics around, inspired by mediterranean sunsets and spanish tiles

[plo-koons-favorite-padawan]

“‘And do such bitter business as the day would quake to look on,’” Cody breathes, finishing the line. “Fuck.”  

PhD student Cody from @biscuityskies’s UNREAL vampire Obi-Wan AU fic (link below)

what dreams may come (13401 words) by biscuitysguise Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: CC-2224 | Cody/Obi-Wan Kenobi

This fic literally has everything!!!

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