#price of milk

[rightnewshindi]

सुक्खू सरकार ने बढ़ाए दूध के दाम, पशुपालकों की हुई बल्ले-बल्ले; हर रोज बिक रहा 50 हजार लीटर ज्यादा दूध

Himachal News: हिमाचल प्रदेश में सरकार ने मिल्क फेडरेशन के माध्यम से खरीदे जाने वाले दूध के दाम में बढ़ोतरी कर दी है। इसके बाद पशुपालकों के चेहरे खिल उठे हैं। अब मंडी मिल्क फेडरेशन द्वारा खरीदे जाने वाले दूध में 50 हजार लीटर की बढ़ोतरी हुई है। पहले के मुकाबले अब मिल्क फेडरेशन रोजाना 50 हजार लीटर अतिरिक्त दूध खरीद रहा है। इस साल सरकार ने दूध के दाम में 13.20 रुपये प्रति लीटर की बढ़ोतरी की है। अब…

[pinkpixie18]

In solidarity with all the millionaires and billionaires that get made fun of for it, I also don’t know the price of a gallon of milk. I do however know the price of oat milk.

[waerwena]

[malakhim]

dream dress

[t00thpasteface]

hit the New Post button and almost blogged in a fanfic community about this pudding i just made from a recipe on the back of a bag of powdered milk. ATTENTION ALL PERSONNEL: THIS PUDDING KINDA SUCKS

[mikeluciraphgabe]

Gaz: Ok so, zombies are all around you and you’re about to die. Do you sacrifice ghost or yourself?

Soap: Ghost, obviously

Ghost, severely offended: You didn’t even think about it!

Soap: It’s only because you’re hot. If I died, you’d end up helping and saving someone on a random day from a small group of zombies. After you save them, you two become friends and end up having this really weird slow burn of falling in love and saving each other all the time. Then, after a close call, you two would kiss and shit. I can’t have that happening.

Gaz: Soap, hon, maybe you should go talk to your therapist

[vyllain]

the art of doing nothing with boys.

[phoenixtakaramono]

🔞 ‘The Price of Milk’ Butchlander Threadfic 🥛

For Butchlander Week 2024, DAY 2 PROMPT: Milk

SUMMARY: Have you seen Karl Urban’s obscure New Zealand 2000 movie: The Price of Milk? That’s it; that’s the plot. The gist of this short 🔞 oneshot threadfic is Butcher has been working undercover as a devastatingly sexy but unremarkable dairy farmer, and the main twist is the handsome amnesiac “John” who’s been temporarily lodging with him “until he regains his memories” might be hiding a little secret of his own. I am agog that seemingly no one’s written this fever dream of an AU before, where Butcher’s actor is a literal dairy farmer and you got Homelander with his milk fetish?? …Very well. I volunteer as tribute!

(The rest of the threadfic can be read here!)

If you don’t have a Twitter account, I have screenshotted the rest of the spicy half below the line break:

A/N - Thoughts? Opinions? I'd love to hear them! Sorry for the somewhat abrupt ending but this was 67 tweets long when I'd originally planned around 25, haha. If I'd do anything differently, I think I'd keep Butcher's alias as "ordinary civvie dairy farmer who immigrated from England" when the lovers reunite. That way it's even more fun(ny) when the truth comes out that Butcher is actually a badass secret spy working for the US government.

I want y'all to know he goes from this 👨🏻‍🌾 ➡️ to this 🔪 (iiiiit's the contrast)

(Now that you’re done reading, you can read my other 🔞 “milk” threadfic here. They’re unrelated alternate universes.)

[lemosch]

Karl urban circa 2005

[reaping-the-benefits]

M: I'm gonna go get us beverages, what do you want, a pink drink?

P: Mph, is that your idea of being funny?

M: What are you gonna get then?

P: ...A pink drink

gfjdkba LMAO yes.

The unfortunate (or fortunate depending on how you look at it), is that once the rest of the 141 knows about your marriage to Price, you've been elected as 'Task Force Mum'. Doesn't matter if you're younger than Ghost, or barely old enough to be any of their mums, you're mum now.

So, if you're bringing Price a drink, you better bring one for the rest of them. Ghost gets an Earl Gray with enough sugar to cause a cavity. Soap can't have caffeine, so he gets a hot chocolate.

And Gaz? Gaz wants a caramel cookie frappuccino with an extra shot of caramel.

[tomwambsgans]

tom + greg + money + you value most what you've been denied etc

[mommysmilk]

Strawberry

🍓Fox x Reader🍓

(warning for mention of throwing up and general wound and scar talk yall know the drill)

”Wash these for me, darling. Don’t get your bandages wet.” He hands you a container of strawberries, your favorite kind. They’re red throughout and their sweet aroma is filling the kitchen. You’re tempted to reach out and pop one of the berries in your mouth, but his voice interrupts your thoughts. ”We don’t have all day, pet. You’re wasting water.”

You quickly apologize and start rinsing the strawberries under the running water, being careful to avoid the fresh bandages. Some blood is already seeping through the gauze, the cuts too deep to fully stop the bleeding. You’ve learned to love the scars he leaves on your body, even requesting for him to not stitch all of them up.

”I didn’t go too hard on you today right? You lost a lot of blood and still seem a bit out of it, sweetie.”

You grin down at him, finding his concern cute but unneccessary. ”You’ve done worse, Foxie~. Remember the time you made me eat your chicken hearts? I honestly thought you were going to kill me.”

He grimaces in disgust, ”Please don’t remind me, I can still smell the spot you threw up on.”

”I’m glad you started to give me strawberries for our movie nights after that.” You laugh while hopping down from the kitchen counter. You get a little dizzy from the sudden movement and have to lean on the countertop for support. He’s at your side immediately, taking the container of strawberries from your hand and helping you to the living room. You sigh in relief as you crash down on the couch. As much as you love your streams together, they’re still very taxing on your body.

After choosing a cd titled ”Guillotine” he inserts it into the player. It is one of your favorite streams of his. He sits down next to you, his tail curling around you while he starts the "movie". His hand caresses the heart shaped scar on your back and you snuggle closer to him when he starts feeding you the strawberries.

[dysfunkshunale]

Not.... exactly. Price of Milk Karl Urban is a fairy tale hero AND HAS SHORT HAIR.

But really this film is the bomb.com and more people should see it if they can.

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price

A Royal Scandal (1944)

[jiggleb0ners]

Haven't done this year's pumpkin yet, but here's a palico from last year and the MHS2 Mahana village lantern from the year before.

[autogeneity]

finally decided to actually attempt The Famous Beans, but this one time my grocery store is apparently out of dill. goddammit.