mommysmilk

[mommysmilk]

niin kertoi random ihminen suomi24 sivustolla, i’m not a fact checker, i’m a misinformation spreader

kaveri hei, ei sul ois heittää 285€ ku pitäs päästä kouluratsastuskurssille lappajärvelle?

sori lantelan talli on out of business ei oo enää kouluratsastuskursseja siellä, ne kärähti kannabisbisneksestä

[mommysmilk]

kaveri hei, ei sul ois heittää 285€ ku pitäs päästä kouluratsastuskurssille lappajärvelle?

sori lantelan talli on out of business ei oo enää kouluratsastuskursseja siellä, ne kärähti kannabisbisneksestä

[mommysmilk]

they are lyrics from two childrens songs💀

mc koppa koppakuoriainen koppa koppa koppa koppa koppakuoriainen

kakkaa lumella

[mommysmilk]

mc koppa koppakuoriainen koppa koppa koppa koppa koppakuoriainen

kakkaa lumella

[mommysmilk]

PISSING

gone fishin' with @mommysmilk

[mommysmilk]

Close enough, welcome back Yuri Plisetsky!

[mommysmilk]

so i did not get chased with a knife but it was still very much a success :3

going on a first date, we’re taking a walk in the forest. if i get chased with a knife i’ll consider the date a success.

[mommysmilk]

going on a first date, we’re taking a walk in the forest. if i get chased with a knife i’ll consider the date a success.

[mommysmilk]

Yeah, why do you ask? Also you see Eddie setup a grill right beside you.

alright i’m strapping up. i don’t trust eddie with a grill tho…

[mommysmilk]

The Seven legged gnome (SLG for short) (previously known as an Eight legged gnome). Just attacked Eddie a few seconds ago, you watch as the gnome retreats under a sofa for a moment, will you try helping your friend out with the information about its weakness you've been provided earlier, or watch as Eddie helplessly tries to defend himself against it?

is fucking the gnome an option?

[mommysmilk]

I hear some footsteps approaching you two! I heard you both sit in the same room! Is it dark & moist or bright & dry? Quick! This information is important to determine which gnome just got closer!

it’s bright and dry! (i hope eddie dies)

[mommysmilk]

To be safe from an eight legged gnome, you'd have to stay in a dark, moist room. Whether or not you use that information to save yourself or Eddie is up to you.

eddie can die for all i care that bitch sacrificed me so fast

[mommysmilk]

i got glasses, contact lenses and eyedrops he can keep them all😭🤚🏻

The Four legged gnome (FLG for short) that looks for Milk, has an eye problem, bright lights and dry enviroment deters it, but also angers it. I assume it looks for some eye relief Milk might have. Though gnomes do not always use the same aid methods as humans, so it might be tricky to figure out what exactly it wants before it catches and hurts them.

eye relief? are we talking like eye socket fucking or eye drops type of beat?

[mommysmilk]

The Eight legged gnome (ELG for short) that looks for Eddie, has a slippery leg disease. It can't navigate in dark and moist enviroments, because it trips. While I can't tell what cures the disease, I feel like maybe some grippy, or at least thick socks might be what it wants? Hard to tell, good luck

i think you might be in need of some grippy socks my guy<3

[mommysmilk]

To be safe from an eight legged gnome, you'd have to stay in a dark, moist room. Whether or not you use that information to save yourself or Eddie is up to you.

eddie can die for all i care that bitch sacrificed me so fast

[mommysmilk]

what does it want tho😭

Milk should be more worried because they have something the gnome wants

i'm sacrificing them

[mommysmilk]

you should worry about the eight legged gnome that’s a lot of legs

Milk should be more worried because they have something the gnome wants

i'm sacrificing them