#prank hacks

[simplytravelprashant]

Viral shorts Best 5 #Funny Comedy Prank enjoy only SimplyTravel@prashant

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Hackers (1995)

[thatsbelievable]

[fredbydawn]

I love how the ‘making of’ documentary will have have people being like “yeah everything was cool and great” and then just cut to Cary’s descent into madness

[tilbageidanmark]

[sundaysneasel]

Oh thank fucking god

[winterweary]

Happy Pride 🫠

[travelers-of-the-multiverse]

It was another day for Reyna, trying to find more of herself, and understand her budding powers as a goddess, or something more. Meditation, in a closed room, with nothing but the sound of her own breathing keeping her company. Her thoughts focus on her attachment, her belief, and her actions in regards to keeping life safe and what it means to live.

Of course, that all came crashing down when there was a sudden loud knock on the door.

"L-Lady Reyna, please, you must come see this!" A magister's voice echoes from the other side.

She sighs, as there always has to be something. "What is it?" She asks, as she opens the door.

"I...I can't properly explain, it's best seen." He says. Curious, Reyna follows the Magister outside. And there she sees it. Something that surprises the experienced guide even.

A giant tank, towering over the palace even, outside of Arx. It wasn't hard to see, due to the size of it. But that wasn't what surprised her most.

No...it was the signs that children were coming out of it.

"...What...the FFFFFFFFF-" She starts, barely restraining herself from swearing. She takes a deep breath and lets it out.

"I swear, it's always something terrible..." She mumbles, annoyed, before warping over to the children climbing out of the tank.

"Whaaa!" Most of them shouted when Reyna appeared. They were a mixture of anthropomorphic dogs and cats, and very clearly wildly varying ages. The youngest couldn't be older than four, as she clung to what seemed to be her older brother.

"W...who are you?!" The brother asks, protectively.

"My name is Reyna. I apologize for my sudden appearance frightening you all." She says, as she kneels down to look less scary. "Where did you all come from? And why were you in that tank?" She asks.

The kids introduced themselves each: Malt, Hanna, Kyle, Boron, Socks, Mei, Hack, Chick, Sheena, Jin, Wappa, and Britz. They were the pilots of this tank, called the Taranis, and were trying to save their families. But suddenly, the Taranis glowed brightly and was warped away somehow.

Reyna had half a mind to just go back to their world, kill the Berman Officers, and be done with it. But, she thinks back to how her interference might be a hinderance than a boon. So, the most she can do is the rework the Taranis' teleportation function so that they can warp back home easily.

"It won't take you directly to your families, just last where you warped away from your world. I wish I could help more." Reyna tells them. She feels terrible, these children are going to war, and she's basically sending them back into it. Yet, when she looks upon their determined faces, she thinks...they can make it through this.

Mei happily bounces over and hugs Reyna's leg. "Hehehe, thanks lizard lady!" She says.

"...Think nothing of it, Mei. And please, call me Reyna." She says, gently petting the little dog girl's head.

With that, the children board the death machine again, and a golden light shines around it. With that, the Taranis is gone from the sight of Arx.

"...I'll help you from afar. I swear, none of you will suffer again." She promises aloud.

[seakicker]

miss juju I’m not gonna lie, there’s very little to assume about you because you’re very open on here, like, all I can say is “guys, I think she has a thing for pregnancy. Oh, and NTR” like 😭 not a thing comes to mind cause you’re so open with us 🫶

PLEASE THIS MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD this is honestly so real… it’s good to be honest about your likes and interests u know? like yeah i got a thing for stomach sounds and armpits… what of it…

u can assume anything u want tho. like yes i drive a 2012 nissan versa… how could you tell… 😏

[kitzenvoncatzen]

im gonna say that "I am" some completely random whatever, and add "via technicality" at the end just to mess with people

[og-ant-man]

Did you leave the iPod nano in the suit? I want to keep using it to prank Scott. If you didn’t no worries, I can still prank him.

-Meme Lord

"Let me tell you. When I found out it was an Ipod in his suit and not actually hacked...I almost lost it. So much drama could have been avoided and I have the awful feeling that I should apologize to Scott."

He shrugs. "Oh well. What's done is done. The Ipod is gone. But..." Hank slides over the Bluetooth for the in-suit stereo. "Go nuts. Blast some really loud horror movie sounds for me."

[bluejaysgonerogue]

batkids using this while on patrol and as civilians

@frownyalfred enjoy

Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???

[ntimmel]

Revenge, A Dish Best Served Hilariously

We all have enemies, right?

The neighbor whose dog keeps pooping on your lawn.

The boss that belittles you in front of your coworkers.

Your ex.

Well, there’s a handy-dandy way to exact revenge on them, while helping your local police at the same time.

You plop a bumper sticker on their car that’s bound to get the attention of our boys in blue, and you’ll have a laugh while they get in trouble.

Legally, as I say in the video, I’m kidding.

In reality, though, cops buy more of these stickers than anyone at my shows.

They flash their badge and tell me they’re going to put it on their partner’s car, the desk sergeant’s car…

It’s all in good fun.

[flowers-inverted]

To the people who get out of phone calls with fake indications of you being in danger or dying or threatening violence to the caller or shouting angerly or scaring them: PLEASE STOP.

I'll tell you how to ACTUALLY get out of these calls without causing psychological damage on the poor minimum wage (if that) worker on the other end! This might not be applicable to every situation but I'm sure a good internet search can help you.

Ask to be taken off the CALLING LIST. If you simply ask to be removed from "the list" or not to be contacted you might get another call. Especially if you're rude! Contact can be email or mailing.

I used to work in a call center. It was the only job I could do. It wasn't much pay but at least it was something. On my first day I got one of those fancy answering machines that make it seem like you're speaking to a person. They run on a loop and are just audio. This one I got was meant to be a person who had hearing difficulties and couldn't understand what I was saying but was getting progressively more angry and distressed. I was so distraught at causing this person difficulties I was shaking and near tears. Another story was when I called a man who cussed me out and shouted at me for calling him on a Sunday. There were calls where it would be a person faking a terrible car accident or a fancy answering machine that was a zombie apocalypse starting (that one was actually kinda funny but the initial bit still worried me).

I am a very delicate person with several anxiety disorders and I'm autistic. A scared feral cat given human form with trouble walking. This job was hard enough since I had to not only speak to people, but ask them for donations and over the phone.

So please, please just remember that there's a person on the other end of your call. They're just doing their jobs the same way that tired retail worker or the barista taking your order at Starbucks is. They have a script in front of them. They have specific things they need to say or do during the call. (Sometimes if they can a certain thing a certain amount, they won't get in trouble with their superiors!) They're probably having a terrible day because at least once a day they get some asshole on the other end that wants to make them miserable. The same way a retail worker has to deal with Karens and Kevins. Don't be another asshole. Don't be mean for means sake. Please show some compassion because they are people too.

[amandasc85]

This is an urban legend. There is no proof that this particular hack happened.

One thing I loved about MIT was the effort put into hacks. I was a student the time they stole Cal Tech's cannon and brought it to Massachusetts. I remember walking to the Green Building for a class and thinking "when TF did we get a cannon?"