#prank hacks

[simplytravelprashant]

Viral shorts Best 5 #Funny Comedy Prank enjoy only SimplyTravel@prashant

[grimark]

i love how in the first two seasons of doctor who, Mickey Smith, regular human guy who i am led to believe works as a car mechanic, has absolutely unparalleled hacking skills just whenever the plot requires it. first time it happened it was bc the doctor gave him the top secret UNIT password that lets any random dickhead with a laptop fire a missile out of a submarine directly at london. but all on his own he's casually clicked his way into high security military databases at least twice since then. if you were a character on a tv show in the 2000s, just knowing how to turn a computer on was enough to give you hacker superpowers.

[scipunk]

Hackers (1995)

[cubbyhole-for-flea-bee]

what if NMJ just poofs into an owl when qi deviations loom tho

Bonus from a later reblog:

FWUMP

[thatsbelievable]

[fredbydawn]

I love how the ‘making of’ documentary will have have people being like “yeah everything was cool and great” and then just cut to Cary’s descent into madness

[ceruleanterrapin]

i have analyzed your responses and have come to a conclusion based upon my own professional experiences and observations. congrats you’re too normal to be eggman

-hog

Oh thank shell

I'm screenshotting this, framing it, and hanging it in the Leo Complex so Leon and 🪦 have to cry and weep

[blithesharem]

Happy Pride 🫠

[travelers-of-the-multiverse]

It was another day for Reyna, trying to find more of herself, and understand her budding powers as a goddess, or something more. Meditation, in a closed room, with nothing but the sound of her own breathing keeping her company. Her thoughts focus on her attachment, her belief, and her actions in regards to keeping life safe and what it means to live.

Of course, that all came crashing down when there was a sudden loud knock on the door.

"L-Lady Reyna, please, you must come see this!" A magister's voice echoes from the other side.

She sighs, as there always has to be something. "What is it?" She asks, as she opens the door.

"I...I can't properly explain, it's best seen." He says. Curious, Reyna follows the Magister outside. And there she sees it. Something that surprises the experienced guide even.

A giant tank, towering over the palace even, outside of Arx. It wasn't hard to see, due to the size of it. But that wasn't what surprised her most.

No...it was the signs that children were coming out of it.

"...What...the FFFFFFFFF-" She starts, barely restraining herself from swearing. She takes a deep breath and lets it out.

"I swear, it's always something terrible..." She mumbles, annoyed, before warping over to the children climbing out of the tank.

"Whaaa!" Most of them shouted when Reyna appeared. They were a mixture of anthropomorphic dogs and cats, and very clearly wildly varying ages. The youngest couldn't be older than four, as she clung to what seemed to be her older brother.

"W...who are you?!" The brother asks, protectively.

"My name is Reyna. I apologize for my sudden appearance frightening you all." She says, as she kneels down to look less scary. "Where did you all come from? And why were you in that tank?" She asks.

The kids introduced themselves each: Malt, Hanna, Kyle, Boron, Socks, Mei, Hack, Chick, Sheena, Jin, Wappa, and Britz. They were the pilots of this tank, called the Taranis, and were trying to save their families. But suddenly, the Taranis glowed brightly and was warped away somehow.

Reyna had half a mind to just go back to their world, kill the Berman Officers, and be done with it. But, she thinks back to how her interference might be a hinderance than a boon. So, the most she can do is the rework the Taranis' teleportation function so that they can warp back home easily.

"It won't take you directly to your families, just last where you warped away from your world. I wish I could help more." Reyna tells them. She feels terrible, these children are going to war, and she's basically sending them back into it. Yet, when she looks upon their determined faces, she thinks...they can make it through this.

Mei happily bounces over and hugs Reyna's leg. "Hehehe, thanks lizard lady!" She says.

"...Think nothing of it, Mei. And please, call me Reyna." She says, gently petting the little dog girl's head.

With that, the children board the death machine again, and a golden light shines around it. With that, the Taranis is gone from the sight of Arx.

"...I'll help you from afar. I swear, none of you will suffer again." She promises aloud.

[tilbageidanmark]

[seakicker]

miss juju I’m not gonna lie, there’s very little to assume about you because you’re very open on here, like, all I can say is “guys, I think she has a thing for pregnancy. Oh, and NTR” like 😭 not a thing comes to mind cause you’re so open with us 🫶

PLEASE THIS MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD this is honestly so real… it’s good to be honest about your likes and interests u know? like yeah i got a thing for stomach sounds and armpits… what of it…

u can assume anything u want tho. like yes i drive a 2012 nissan versa… how could you tell… 😏

[kitzenvoncatzen]

im gonna say that "I am" some completely random whatever, and add "via technicality" at the end just to mess with people

[og-ant-man]

Did you leave the iPod nano in the suit? I want to keep using it to prank Scott. If you didn’t no worries, I can still prank him.

-Meme Lord

"Let me tell you. When I found out it was an Ipod in his suit and not actually hacked...I almost lost it. So much drama could have been avoided and I have the awful feeling that I should apologize to Scott."

He shrugs. "Oh well. What's done is done. The Ipod is gone. But..." Hank slides over the Bluetooth for the in-suit stereo. "Go nuts. Blast some really loud horror movie sounds for me."

[bluejaysgonerogue]

batkids using this while on patrol and as civilians

@frownyalfred enjoy

Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???

[ntimmel]

Revenge, A Dish Best Served Hilariously

We all have enemies, right?

The neighbor whose dog keeps pooping on your lawn.

The boss that belittles you in front of your coworkers.

Your ex.

Well, there’s a handy-dandy way to exact revenge on them, while helping your local police at the same time.

You plop a bumper sticker on their car that’s bound to get the attention of our boys in blue, and you’ll have a laugh while they get in trouble.

Legally, as I say in the video, I’m kidding.

In reality, though, cops buy more of these stickers than anyone at my shows.

They flash their badge and tell me they’re going to put it on their partner’s car, the desk sergeant’s car…

It’s all in good fun.