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bluejaysgonerogue · 2 months ago

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batkids using this while on patrol and as civilians

@frownyalfred enjoy

Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???

#bruce finds new grey hairs every time #Grayson: I'm going to end up on the news #Proceeds to do the most out of pocket thing in view of multiple cameras as nightwing #I don't even know what they're so out there #Jason said it at family dinner once #they found black mask in the ICU the next hour #Tim said it then prank hacked the pentagon #for funnies of course #Stef says it all the time #she buys hundred of dollars of waffles and eats them while talking to journalists #"yeah these are amazing Sara. Here you go earl #Cass doesn't say it she just does things and never gets found out #Duke texted the group chat one day “I'm going to be on the news”#it was him taking a homeless person's cat out of the tree then taking them grocery shopping as signal #he used cash ofc dw #Alfred sent it when he got pulled over by GCPD (it was a new guy he didn't get it) and got arrested on camera for all his guns in the car.#Gordon had to issue a press release stating they were all registered and properly maintained and that Mr. Pennyworth was released under #no charges and the entire PD was sorry they interfered with him #Gordon made the newbie nearly piss himself the lecture he gave #guy was trembling so hard when he apologized personally to Mr. Wayne Mr Pennyworth and the Wayne Kids #lets just say Alfred didn't get pulled over again.

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