#phone calls

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[lucybellwood]

Blisteringly aware that I signed up to cure ballots in Nevada this morning at 10:30am and it's terrifying but also I believe in the importance of counting every vote and I'm not gonna let this fucking election stop me from caring so I called a friend and asked her to sign up with me and we're gonna do it together and that means I can't weasel out to which I say

damn and blast my awareness of my own motivations and escape routes!!!!!

[its-where-the-wild-things-are]

[hotdaemondtargaryen]

'can i answer it? can i do it? can i answer?'

[my-autism-adhd-blog]

Is it just me, or does anyone else get super nervous and a bit shaky when making phone calls? I just had to call my neurologist’s medical staff. It wasn’t a long call but boy I was nervous and shaky.

[findchaos]

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[p1nkprincess444]

⋆.˚✆ ʟᴀᴛᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟs - Clyde {ᴇʟᴇᴄᴛʀɪᴄᴋ ᴄʜɪʟᴅʀᴇɴ} ✆˚.⋆

female!reader x clyde

word count: 517

contents: 18+, phone sex

You and Clyde had been going out for sometime now. You both had been sneaking around. You hadn’t really done anything more than kiss one another, until you got a call in the middle of the night. 

“ Mm- hello..? ” My voice was groggy as the phone ringing woke me from a deep sleep.

“ Shit- did I- wake you, I just can’t sleep-.”

I could hear the breathiness of his voice followed by the soft sound of skin hitting skin. “ Clyde- why can’t you sleep, ” my words were gentle and followed by a yawn.

“ Fuck Y/n/n- I just needed to hear you, ” small moans interupted his sentence as he sped up his movements.

As I began to become more awake it became obvious what Clyde was doing. Clyde was touching himself to my voice. “ Clyde are you touchin’ yourself right now? ”

Clyde’s cheeks heated up and a pink tint covered as he realized he’d been caught. “Yes- mm’ sorry baby.. ” 

A blush crept on to my cheeks as I thought of Clyde touching himself to the thought of me. “ I- I’m not upset baby, ” my hands were trailing down to my panties as I listened to his quiet gentle voice while he apologized. “ I wanna see you, ” my voice grew needier as my fingers rubbed slow circles on my clit.

“ You want to see me baby, ” his hand began to move up and down his shaft faster as he let out soft moans.

“ Please- just let me see you- please, ” I was practically whining into the phone as my fingers pushed into my needy cunt. I moved my phone away from my ear as I propped it up on a pillow before I switched on my camera.

Clyde’s eyes immediately locked on his phone screen as he watched your fingers pump in and out of your cunt. Clyde quickly turned on his camera, his hands fumbling as he tried to prop it up. You watched as your screen was displaying Clyde stroking his cock while his hips bucked up into his hand.  Your movements matched the speed of his hand while you moaned in unisom. Clyde’s eyes were glued on the screen as he watched your back arch as you curled your fingers, hitting the perfect spot inside yourself.  

“ Baby- you gonna’ cum for me? Gonna’ cum all over those pretty fingers for me, ” his movements grew more desperate as he neared his high. 

You moaned Clyde’s name over and over like a mantra as you began to come undone, you felt your cunt squeeze your finger as you came around them. Clyde’s high followed soon after as his cum spurted from his cock covering his hand as he stroked himself slowly. Once he pulled his hand away his shaft was glistening with his cum. You both cleaned yourself off as you got comfortable in your beds. 

“ Can we stay on the phone, ” Clyde asked a bit hesitantly thinking you’d say no. 

You nodded in response as you looked at him through the screen. You both fell asleep together as you felt the drowsiness from coming down from your highs.

{ꔫ just a little blurb ꔫ}

[yellowbrickramble]

This chapter had the most amount of rewrites in this graphic novel with this being version #13 of the thumbnails.

I had Jinjur being worse in some versions and not bad enough in others, and there was a super early version before I had finished the rest of the comic where Logan turned out to be a sawhorse that Nick Chopper made 15 years ago. (Spoiler: Nick Chopper is NOT Logan's dad.)

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[mantis-yippee]

DINOSTAR DAY 3!! "Phone Calls"

Y'know, yesterday's Dinostar was happy a little *too* happy..

Let's change that! (Recommend clicking the photo for better quality)

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"When you remember

I want you to remember when

I told you I'd give you my love

Because for you, I love to live

But all I know is I know nothing

I still love to live

For you I love to give

The meaning of life

Is to live

But all I know is I know nothing"

-"Ethan's song" by Ricky Montgomery

Guys I miss them 😕

[desultory-suggestions]

Sometimes when we are afraid we have to center ourselves. Take deep and slow breathes, remind yourself who you are, and where you are. Feel the world beneath your feet and know you are connected to earth and it will hold you steady. Now go make that phone call you’re avoiding, I see you.

[atths--twice]

Saw this and immediately imagined a little AU. 💙

“Hello?”

“Hey,” he said. “I just wanted to call and say I had a good time tonight.”

“Oh. I did too,” she said and he could hear the smile in her voice. “Did you speed the whole way home? You got there quickly.”

“Not home yet,” he said, shaking his head as he rested his arm on top of the phone box. “I had to pull over and call you.”

“You…” she said and he smiled. “I barely walked in the door. How far did you get from my place?”

“Uh… not too far.”

“Okay.” She chuckled and his smile grew, loving the sound of it.

“I… really enjoyed our date, Dana. I’m glad we could finally make it happen.”

“Me too,” she whispered and he heard a cat meow. “Shhh, quiet Bertie.”

“Oh, you have a cat?”

“I do.”

“I like cats.” Another meow was heard and he chuckled.

“She’s looking for a snack and she won’t be quiet until I get it for her.”

“Then you better do it,” he said and she chuckled.

“Okay. I’ll do that as you drive home.”

“I still have some time left on my dime.”

She laughed and he smiled again.

“Didn’t know you dabbled in poetry,” she said and he heard a bag of something being shaken as the cat meowed again. “Here you go, Bertie Bird.”

“I like to make rhymes. Though not always.” She laughed a deep belly laugh and he chuckled softly, holding his hand over the mouthpiece of the phone.

“You’re very funny, Fox,” she said and he nodded.

“I try,” he said.

“You have thirty seconds left. Insert money for more time.”

“Oh, you better go,” she said.

“Yeah,” he said, wishing he did not have to hang up, but knowing that had been his only dime. “Call you when I get home?”

“Sure,” she said, the smile once again in her voice. “Drive safely.��

“I will. Give Bertie a pat from me.”

“Mmm,” she hummed. “Okay.”

“Bye. I lo-”

The dial tone sounded in his ear and he pulled back with wide eyes.

“Did you really just start to say you love her?” he asked himself as he hung up and stared at the phone. “It’s been one date. Get it together, man.”

He shook his head and exhaled as he walked to his car and got inside. Shaking his head again as he started the car, he hoped he had not scared her off, as he thought of how he could smooth this over.

He need not have worried however.

When he called her as soon as he entered his apartment, his cover story ready, she answered on the first ring.

“The phone company apologizes for the untimely disconnect with your previous phone call,” she said in the nasally tone of the phone company. “We believe we interrupted your sentence and we would like to offer you a chance to finish your conversation. Please, continue.”

He grinned, his plan to lie completely disappearing.

“I was interrupted. But I don’t know if I should continue what I was going to say.”

“We believe you should. We encourage it,” she said in the same nasally tone.

“I love you,” he said quietly, his heart racing. “I know it’s only been one date, but I…”

“It’s been more than that,” she said softly. “We just finally had the opportunity to go out, as we used to say.”

“Yeah,” he agreed, swallowing hard as he knew she was right, their relationship more than just the one date.

“I was thinking about what I would say to you once you called,” she whispered. “Trying to decide if I should brush off what I thought you were going to say. But I didn’t want to do that.”

“Why?”

“Because… I feel the same. I… I love you too. And I know it’s as crazy as you do.”

“Then let’s be crazy together,” he said, flopping down on his couch with a smile.

“Merowwww!”

“Let’s,” she said with a chuckle. “You, me, and Bertie B.”

“Sounds like a plan, man,” he replied and she laughed that belly laugh again, the one he wanted to hear for the rest of his life.

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[daisyswift3]

THE IMPLICATIONS I- 🫨🫨 The phone call w Sabrina is a reference to the phone call metaphor. “I’m on a rollercoaster” -> Gracie’s Full Machine which uses the phone call metaphor. “I’m a rollercoaster, you’re a dead end street.” And her performing please please please just confirms it is abt TK like we theorized (x)(x)(x)

[its-where-the-wild-things-are]

[bloodyymaryyy]

Horror night and phone calls

Max verstappen x greek driver reader, Charles leclerc x greek driver reader

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Side note : omg ignore that the Silverstone gp is right after the Austrian gp just pretend in between of those there is two weeks break. Also I wrote the first piece on my birthday bit I changed it a bit.

(Wow this is gonna be so cringe so I am not proofreading that sorry) ( why the transition took me so long?)

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Driving for f1 is not easy but also trying to stream every week or even every other week is much harder but somehow every Friday that she is not racing or even on racing week she religiously she will stream on twitch with her friends in a horror night.

No one on the grid knows she is even on twitch because mostly twitch hates Greek streamers for No reason at all.

This Friday tho it is more chaotic having 5 of our group on stream and a vr horror night ? Say less the stream starting a little before 12 at night. At first there is a baner ( i dont know how to spell it so you will have to use your imagination for that) and Techno music in the background and when the baner disappeared you could see 2 bearded men, a woman and a twink sitting on chairs with the 3 of the 4 wearing glasses and the word diva is displayed in pink degital letters and dancing, bopping their heads on sinc to the beat for a whole 3 minute song and the chat saying weird thing and cursing it's a sign that you will enjoy it.

The music stops and all you can hear is a bunch of greeks speaking loudly, the first one begins thanking the people that subbed and the other bearded man that sat in front of the woman said :

"παιδιά ένα ευχάριστο στην φίλη μας από εδώ που μας έκανε την τιμή να εμφανιστεί μετά από τόσο καιρό "

" guys a round of applause for a friend here that gave us the honour to appear here after so long"

And the girl rolled her eyes and scolded him

" ρε μαλακά Αλέκο αφού ξέρεις ότι έχω δουλειά που δεν είναι μόνο να κάνω λαιβ!"

" alex you know I have another jod other than going live!"

The man shakes his head and then just nodded

" επίσης έχουμε και τον Θέμη εδώ άμα δεν το έχεις καταλάβει κι ολλας! Οπότε θα περάσουμε καλά, σας έχω ετοιμάσει ένα σορό παιχνίδια και experience για διάφορες ταινίες και θα δούμε τι θα κάνει ο κάθε ένας αλλα θα αρχίσουμε με phasmophobia"

" also we have themh here if you haven't noticed! So we are gonna have fun, I brought us so many horror games and experience to play from different horror movies and we will see what we will choose later now we are playing phasmophobia"

"οχι ρε πουστη μου! Κατευθείαν στα βαθειά ρε Σάκη!"

" No fucking way! Straight in the deep Saki"

The girl exclaimed in frustration and cleaned back in the back of her chair

" ε ναι αφού δεν σε έχουμε πολλές φορές λίγο της δουλειά σου και δεν μπορείς να είσαι εδώ συχνά είπαμε να κάνουμε κάτι ωραίο για εσένα! Α παιδιά για όσους είναι καινούριοι η y/n είναι πιλότος της f1 και δεν ειναι εδώ πολλές φορές λόγο τον αγώνων που είναι και τώρα είναι στο χειμερινό δίλημμα της και ήρθε Ελλάδα ενώ μένει το Monaco "

And the man that hasnt talked yet said

" επίσης κανένας δεν ξέρει ότι κάνει καν λαιβ στο twitch εκτός από την Ελλάδα που βλέπετε τα λαιβ μας"

" ισχύει δεν έχω πει σε κανέναν ότι κάνω λαιβ και δεν θέλω να μπλέξω τις δύο μου ζωές μαζί για λόγους ευνόητους." there was a pause while their read the chat " ποιοι είναι αυτοί οι λόγοι? Πρώτα από όλα θα γίνω ξεφτίλα για τόσο κόσμο καλά με εσάς δεν με νοιάζει αλλά οι ξένοι δεν θα κατάλαβενουν τον Χριστό τους από ότι λέμε και δεν θα μας πιάνουν, θέλω να κρατήσω αυτήν την ζωή μου μυστική γιατί σχεδόν κάθε εβδομάδα είμαι συνέχεια κάτω από τους φακούς και δεν μπορώ να εκφραστώ όπως θέλω γιατί αν έκανα όπως κάνω και εδώ δεν θα με ήθελε καμία ομάδα στην f1, ρε μαλακες δεν χαίρεστε ότι είσαι ένα μέρος από την μυστικη μου ζωή σαν τον Batman "

laughter enrupted in the room and the time hit midnight and it was a sign that they should start playing the game y/n went first with Alex which she wasn't so pleaused but agreed to anyway being happy to be paired with him.

Putting on the vr glasses, standing up and getting the handles handed in her hands due to her being unable to see and they helped Alex too so he would join her to a game of phasmophobia.

Starting the game, they choose the place the want to go to and Alex insisting on getting on the hard mode and a few pleas on going on easy mode for now by y/n, pressing the ready up button they entered the van where there was the equipment that they had to use like a radio, a spirit box, flashlight and most importantly a cross.

Each taking one flashlight and then they strategically took one of everything that the game allowed, and they took the keys and of they go from the truck to the house.

Unlocking the door, the girl turned on her flashlight and started walking inside of the building with Alex in tow, the two others that don't play the read the chat and taking the two guide them back in front of the camera and turning them back around to face the camera so the audience could actually see them.

After gathering some evidence of what type of ghost is in the house with a lot of screaming and sitting down to calm down they could select the type of ghost and start with the exorcism which y/n didn't like at all but she had to do it for the views now the time almost reached one in the morning and they speed it up so the tow others could play too.

After doing it all the chat wanted them to call randomly people and talk to them and they did a every popular request is for y/n to call her teammate Max Verstappen and talk to him for something random.

But for her bad luck max actually was calling her right now so it was even better and she picked up of course.

" hello max! I am doing something right now and you are on speak in front of a lot of people so be mindful of what you are saying please!"

" hello y/n/n, thanks for the reminder! What are you doing exactly? Also be careful too because I am live with red line! Say hello to the guys!"

" hello everyone! Actually I am live too * laughter enrupted in both ends of the line * what can I do for you maximus prime nah just kidding what can I do for you?"

The girl looked at the chat and laughing at the chat for the things they are saying while there was a pause on max's end for sure he was sim racing and she then looked at her friends with a wicked smile and muted the call so she could speak freely not that they will know what she was saying anyway but just a reprucation.

" τι λέτε να πάμε στο stream τους και να του κοροιδευψουμε ή να κάνουμε μαλακιες αλλά να μην τους πούμε ποιος τους έστειλε και να φρικαρουν λίγο?"

she spoke up again after unmuting the call

" Should we go to their stream and troll them or do some shit but not to tell them from who we came from and just freak them out?"

" matter of fact let me go to the live stream to see your beautiful, handsome face bro! I missed you!" with that she shearch the username redline and she clicked on the live and started laughing

" why the fuck are you on sim?! We are on break go outside of whatever! Aren't you sick of it? I am not touching it for another week when I return to Monaco!"

" Why? I like the sim it's lovely!"

" Because you do that every other weekend already!, oh before I forget! I am coming to Monaco in a week but you would join me in Greece my family wants to see you again!"

" I don't know if I can come, I have a few things to take care of but I could come so we can leave together Silverstone because you know I have more space now! Oh fuck! That's why I called you! Chat couldn't stop talking about your opinion on the crash in Austria! So what's your opinion? "

" Only two things I have to say! One : we are professional drivers for fucks sake that's what we do race not everything should bend over backwards for anyone! And two : I like lestappen better!... Oh I can smell the tweets from here! I will be trending so what's new?

* laughter again enrupted in the room *

alright mate I will text you later because I got to go now! Have a good stream maxie! "

And with that she hung up the phone and her friends are still laughing. When Sakis spoke up

" εξηγείς λίγο στον κόσμο για το τι λέγατε γιατί κάποια δεν τα πιάσαμε ούτε εμείς"

"" explain to the people what were you saying because some things we didn't even catch

" λοιπόν ειχαμε έναν άγονα την Κυριακή και όπως ο Max αγονιζοταν με έναν άλλο από μια άλλη ομάδα lando πήγαιναν ρόδα με ρόδα και επειδή ο lando δεν μπορεί να αντέξει τόσο πίεση ιδικά από τον max έβγαλε το αμάξι του εκτός και έγινε ένας * καβγάς * που στην πραγματικότητα απλά έλεγε μαλακιες ο lando για τον Max ότι πρέπει να ζητήσει συγγνώμη αλλιώς θα χάσει το respect του για αυτόν και ο Max δεν ζήτησε συγγνώμη που καλά έκανε γιατί δεν είναι έτσι το επάγγελμα μας και τώρα δεν του μιλάει του Max ο lando και αυτό που έλεγα για το lestappen είναι απλά ένα όνομα που έχουν δώσει κάποιοι στον Max και τον άλλον φίλο μου charles και μου αρέσει καλύτερα αυτό το δίδυμο πάρα ο Max με τον lando οπότε άμα πάτε σε λίγο στο twitter θα δείτε την Παναγία και τα μάτια σας με μαλακιες που θα λένε για εμένα, τον max και μπορεί τον charles οπότε κάτσε να του στείλω να ξέρει το γίνεται "

"" okay so we had a race in Sunday and while we were out there on track max went wheel to wheel with a person from another team lando and they found each other and lando spinned out of the track and in an interview lando was saying that if max doesn't apologise for it then he will loose respect and shit but max didn't apologise because he was right and that's what we do, race but anyway now they aren't taking, lestappen is a ship of you people max and my other friend Charles and I said I liked better that the lando and max duo. Ohhh I can smell the tweets about me and max, maybe even charles so I better call him and warn him "

She ended her rant and pued up her phone and phoned charles but this time not on speak, the others doing their own thing continueing their phone pranks which stopped when they hear her speak French and Alex immediately started spitting out his version of French, and insisting to talk with Charles which y/n first asked permission to put him on speaker because Alex wanted to speak with him and y/n warned charles that he wasn't going to be making sense while laughing.

After hanging up with Charles she continues to play with the vr horror games and experience with horror films.

She realised that she loved them and they loved her regardless of if she can hang out or not for a while and that wherever she went she had people to love her. And she felt content with it.

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Ugh I don't know how to feel about this because I know it's not gonna get likes but I liked it a bit!.

Update : why did I upload it now? My stupid ass scheduled it for 5 days not 5 hours 🤷🏻‍♀️ for fucks sake man

[my-autism-adhd-blog]

Autism and Phonecalls

The Autistic Teacher