#mobile

[jellicle-superstar]

Honestly, the thing that really burns my ass about mobile web design these days isn't even the bloated ads – it's the pages where there's nowhere that's safe to touch to scroll because every single pixel is a clickable hotspot that whisks you away to somewhere else, including the text. I truly believe the owners of websites that do this should die.

Honestly, the thing that really burns my ass about mobile web design these days isn't even the bloated ads – it's the pages where there's nowhere that's safe to touch to scroll because every single pixel is a clickable hotspot that whisks you away to somewhere else, including the text. I truly believe the owners of websites that do this should die.

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

do you ever wonder how much of our agricultural and husbandry knowledge was taught to Adam and Eve directly by God in the Garden of Eden vs. stuff we had to figure out?

take honey, for example. honey figures prominently throughout the Bible. which is more likely:

some guy said “hey I bet there’s something worth eating in the spherical house of the flying scorpion bugs”

or Adam and Eve had apiaries in the Garden and after the Fall, they said “well unfortunately the bees can hurt us now, but it’s hashtag worthit”

[wip]

Is there anyway we'll be getting an inbox tab for mobile? Or timestamps on asks in mobile?

I'm using android mobile and I'd love to be able to see timestamps for asks and to have a separate tab for inbox.

Answer: Hey there, @bloodykingkris!

Good news! Inbox on mobile already exists. You can find it by selecting settings (the cog wheel in the top-right) and then "Inbox" from the list. It's here on iOS and Android.

If you meant to ask, however, whether it would be moving that to the Activity tab instead, then we can confirm there are no plans to do so at this time.

As for the timestamps, it might be that you are missing the timestamp because of the dashboard setting:

Toggling that on should show the timestamp on asks as well as the dashboard. On mobile, you can find this toggle by selecting settings (cog wheel in the top-right), and then "Account settings", and then "Dashboard preferences" from that list. You will find the timestamp toggle in the list that follows.

It is much the same on desktop: find the settings tab from the left-hand scroll menu and then "Dashboard" from the menu on the right, where you will see the timestamp toggle.

We hope this helps. Keep the questions coming, folks!

[hells-greatestdad]

Ugh. There's no use explaining, if you ask Lucifer. He has long been over trying to explain himself to Heaven or anyone from Heaven, or anyone at all.

But he is accustomed to talking Heaven down or away from things, in terms of ruling Hell and managing relations between the realms.

"As you should be well aware, Michael, there is a contract for the Exterminations that state that Hellborn are excluded from the slaughter. Adam had my daughter, a Hellborn and my own flesh and blood, in a chokehold and would have killed her had I not stepped in."

"Charlie did not wish for him to be killed. But that is what happened since he would not back down. Again, you can hate me all you like, just as you already have for thousands of years. He was not killed in cold blood."

"Thanks, Danessa. Once you've gotten a bit of strength, you should go check on your sister. I'm sure she's worried about you," he said.

[eightiesfan]

[mttonex]

scott when every guy with dark hair and glasses is gideon

[sonichedgeblog]

An animation of Tails loving the conversation, from the DoCoMo chara-den which were avatars you could use for videophone calls on keitai. Thanks to @RockmanCosmo for getting us the footage from DoCoMo's tool's, which were obtained from a P902i phone. Support us on Patreon

[heartsandwishes]

"You need a hearing aid?"

"Hmmm... Dunno. Older? Not a twink?"

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

I really think we are intellectually doomed when a tampon brand says “Only women menstruate,” and the comments are full of people saying, “I guess menopausal women aren’t women then.”

[jetlaggingbehind]

thinking about wallace wells. thinking about going through hook ups like tissue paper, never believing anybody will stick around besides scott, who's here only because he has nowhere else to go, and you let him stay anyway even though he doesnt pay the rent. one of the only consistent people in your life, someone you might've actually genuinely liked straight up dying and leaving you with a sudden void of an empty apartment and a cold spot in a futon. thinking about immediately getting wasted and bringing a guy home, someone whose name you won't remember but it's okay because youre only in it for the sex— you dont believe in sparks, after all. believing that scott's conception of his one true girl was a joke because you just don't think you'll ever love anyone like that. kissing someone on a movie set because it's something to do, because he's dressed in the costume of somebody you cared for, because it's all manufactured, false realities and layers of separation deep enough for you to brush off his pleas for connection. thinking about going to paris after everything, the city of love, as tacky as that is, saying you're only there to spend money. but despite the insistence on irony you meet a guy— a fellow canadian, actually, twin foreigners in an unfamiliar place. someone who actually wants to stick around, who follows you through the city to see the sights and seems to genuinely like you. it can't be genuine, though— can't possibly be a reason to stay beyond a few hookups. so you stop at the river and you kiss him to get it over with...

but instead you see sparks.

[grmka]

hubbies

[eviji]

Eleanor, realising the punchline too late, takes her handbag back. “You're fun!” Followed by silence.

There's a slow glow where she's put her phonescreen facedown, Tinder pink, LinkedIn blue. Which one she responds to when she picks it up is:

“This Guy.” She rolls her eyes back into her head. If Margot was going, she stops her. If Margot was staying, she's impositioning her.

“Help me say something.”

SERIOUSLY? Whatever. Margot blink-blinks, but conveys nothing else.

Margot wonders if this is what her mother was like, when her mother was at the age where she would have just started looking into botox.

"You've got a point." And it's the last time I try to be relatable!

"I appreciate the advice. And I love your purse. I'm not sure you'll be able to get it back." Ha ha!

[rollingyamada]

awww

[clausmotherthree]

MOBILLACE NATION WE WOOOOON

[thenightgazers]

Happy Anniversary to TADC!!

Redraw of my year old drawing: