For the mini-golf course possible au!! Love it so much and so many things to think about!! ohhhh, who's all tinies?? Are they being paid?? Do customers have favorite tinies to work with aka my crimebois or sbi heart would love it!! There's gotta be security for them too, since i know for a fact crows and squirrels would target them. Maybe Tommy would get attacked by a Karens emotional support animal and be saved. So many possibilities!!!
aaa!! thank you, i think the idea is pretty cute :D
so far, at the specific place tommy works at, benchtrio are all tiny workers! tommy and tubbo would definitely be the more chaotic of the three. tubbo is the typa guy to just throw himself at the ball in an attempt to move it, and, in the end, fail terribly sdjgds
tommy would be like tubbo, going in with no plan. he'd definitely get things done but he'd make a fool of himself lol
ranboo is just chill lmao, if anything he's one of the only workers who actually tries to benefit the human players eghdssdj
okay, so, for payment, the world has not really adapted tinies into their society. they're not exactly borrowers per se - a lot of people know about them - but there isn't a lot of stores that are tiny friendly. so, they do get paid, but not with money. a lot of their payment is just proper shelter, food, and overall things that'll benefit. that being said, it'll also depend on the place. some people will use them more as entertainment and pay them less, while others just see tinies as actual employees who benefit their business.
you are making me want to ramble a lot,,, i really hope you don't mind a long response dshgfds
hmmm security would also depend on the place! for this au i'm also maybe having tinies have similar jobs at places like escape rooms or other just-for-fun things that can have challenges, so if it had to do with outside, and the owners of the business see them as actual people, then they'd definitely make sure that someone is keeping an eye out for the smaller creatures, that being through both customers/players and employees.
hmm, they'd definitely have their favorites :)
for the main minigolf oneshot i'm havin' will be a salty depressed guy who definitely doesn't like going out much. and when phil finally gets techno to agree as well, wilbur finds himself in the car with his brother.
for another one i'm thinking of having it be dnf/dteam, where g!dream is a regular and goes there just to request george (or george & sapnap) :))
idk there's a lot of different ways this could go, and i'm just now realizing how well this idea could go if i actually think about it and execute it right esdghddgjdf (thank you for opening my eyes :D)
ewhfsjjjdsjg that is a wonderful thought to have him be attacked lmao, i definitely thing tommy could get too cocky with an animal and make it have a terrible outcome asdjbhgfjsdf
honestly yeah there are so many possibilities and i am very open to ideas, literally any form of entertainment/game/ could be suggested and i'll make a lil oneshot idea :D
if i ever do write something for this, i might make it multiple parts, where i jump from characters to characters -- basically just oneshots for the same universe,,,,,
also, for a little bit of an angsty idea, what if a tiny gets hurt from a club? a swing a little too harsh near a tiny a little too close :D i mean one little mishap and the entire tiny-human thing could be completely shut down >:D
oooor for an escape room, a tiny gets stuck in something, and the person is a little bit slow at working out one of the puzzles, causing the tiny to be seriously injured >:)))))
possibilities possibilities.......
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i accidentally napped and had a dream (nightmare?) where a new update for stardew valley released where everything was the same except on a random day in year 3 Evelyn would just straight up die. There was a whole cutscene that started in her house where she collapsed, and then transitioned over to the hospital where Harvey gave George and Alex the worst news of their lives. However, they got to speak to her where she said something along the lines of "Yoba will protect me, and I am sure he will let me watch over you."
Alex and George would not talk to the player for more than a few words for a full season after this event. George would spend most of his time in the bedroom, so if you had less than 2 hearts with him, you could barely ever speak to him.
And Alex... oh my god, poor Alex. If you were married to him during this event, he just stayed in bed all day. Otherwise, if single, he would just stand on the beach most of the time, staring off into the ocean. If you tried to interact with him, it would just say "Alex is grieving... Better leave him be."
There was also other NPC dialogue like mayor Lewis saying "I haven't seen the community in this state of mourning since your grandfather passed..."
there was also a glitch where you could make Evelyn live forever and there were entire guides for the "immortal Evelyn glitch" that got patched out in the next update. If you tried to perform the glitch after the patch, mr. Qi would tell you that "hey, it happens to all of us. We can't prevent it, and neither can you, no matter how hard you try."
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I low-key love the fact that sci-fi has so conditioned us to expect to be hanging out with a bunch of cool space aliens, that legitimate, actual scientists keep proposing the most bizarre, three-blunts-into-the-rotation "theories" to explain the fact we're not.
Some of my favourites include:
Zoo Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they're not talking to us because of the Prime Directive from Star Trek? (Or because they're doing experiments on us???)
Dark Forest Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they all hate us and each other so they're all just waiting with a shotgun pointed at the door, ready to open fire on anything that moves?
Planetarium Theory: What if there's at least one alien with mastery over light and matter that's just making it seem to us that the universe is empty to us as, like, a joke?
Berserker Theory: What if there were loads of aliens, but one of them made infinite killer robots that murdered everyone and are coming for us next?!!
Like, the universe is at least 13,700,000,000 years old and 46,000,000,000 light years big. We have had the ability to transmit and receive signals for, what, 100 years, and our signals have so far travelled 200 light years?
The fact is biological life almost certainly has, does, or will develop elsewhere in the universe, and it's not impossible that a tiny amount of it has, does, or will develop in a way that we would understand as "intelligent". But, like, we're realistically never going to know because of the scale of the things involved.
So I'm proposing my own hypothesis. I call it the "Fool in a Field" hypothesis. It goes like this:
Humanity is a guy standing in the middle of a field at midnight. It's pitch black, he can't move, and he's been standing there for ages. He's just had the thought to swing his arms. He swings one of his arms, once, and does not hit another person. "Oh no!" He says. "Robots have killed them all!"
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Turning off the reblogs on this. At the time I wrote it, it felt like what I needed to say. There's not as much activity on the post now, but when there is, I feel...sort of hollow. We're so far past the point where this even means anything.
Y'all remember "cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people, either", right?
Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to die beneath the rubble of their homes.
Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to be shot with expanding bullets that cause massive tissue damage leading to amputation.
Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to have their flesh burned away with white phosphorous.
Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve their fishing boats blown up.
Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to see their husbands and fathers executed in front of them along evacuation routes.
Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve an anonymous phone call threatening to destroy their lives and families.
Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to be detained for years without charges.
Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to be tortured, starved, and sexually assaulted in prison.
Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to be deprived of water.
Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve their olive trees to be uprooted while they look on.
Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve sixteen years of blockade.
Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve to be prevented from traveling for lifesaving medical care.
Palestinians who have done something wrong don't deserve this genocide.
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