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Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh
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i love the word "ostensibly", you can write some mean ass sentences with it
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There was a lot of stuff I was supposed to do today, but instead I've made this:
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nostalgia (evil version)
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they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit
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* For example, I read my first fanfic in 2013 and wrote my first one in 2017, putting that at a 4 year time period in between
Inverse of this poll here!
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do you check whether that person has a dni before interacting with a post?
always most of the time sometimes rarely never i never interact with posts (results)
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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
#just finished rereading the outsiders#just started red plenty: inside the fifties soviet dream#which is apparently a reread but i remember not one single fucking thing after the introduction
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[fully aware that you just have to squash this shit down and carry on in order to live] i feel like an absolute fucking weirdo all the time

#i love and appreciate how different everyone is but sometimes i just wanna meet someone irl i have one (1) thing in common with. lol.#<- my fault for not looking for enough activities ig but also the nature of where i live#personal
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adding a little interest to the workday by dropping into the conversation that i used to write fanfiction and letting everyone guess what for
#i always forget there are people not chronically online because their guesses are insane. to me.#personal
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This is how the world should be ❤️
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how do you become so well read?
by reading
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found a thread where people from britain were asked what they thought about northern ireland. compilation of brits saying tiocfaidh ár lá
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i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?
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