#understood the assignment

[viola-sororia]

first class news paleontologists never disappoint

[uwudonoodle]

Storytime: My brother Dave used to manage a Little Ceasars, and he hated it. So when my mom asked him what he wanted on his birthday cake, he jokingly said the Little Ceasars guy being stabbed with his own spear. My mom, who doesn't always get sarcasm, didn't even question it. She lovingly made him exactly what he asked for. It's my favorite cake ever.

Happy Ides of March to Ceasar getting stabbed!

[thestarlightforge]

What do you call it when the gay buries your gays 💀

[brandyschillace]

Wallace understood the assignment

[dragoncookies]

idk bout y’all

but as a Fitz fan I’m feelin fed by the graphic novel art

[sidsinning]

Rewatched the honey scene from Yona and I'm clawing at the air

WHAT WAS HE COOKIN

[thelostgirl21]

Dijkstra: You want to help? Go back to sucking on the royal teat until you're just drunk enough to forget this terrible tragedy. And keep your mouth shut. Because, next time, it could be your head in a box.

Radovid: Okay but, when you're saying 'royal teat', does that include other ranking nobles?

Dijsktra: What?!

Radovid: Well, the Queen just died, obviously; and technically, the only other royal left besides myself is my brother, and that'd be just weird... And I really can't suck on my own teat! So, would, say, a Viscount - especially one that has tits so spectacular they'd deserve their own Kingdom, and would make any Crown Prince blush - be considered 'royal enough', hypothetically speaking, in that scenario?

Dijkstra: *Pinching the bridge of his nose, mumbling.* Just... get out of here.

Radovid: *Sets out to go maliciously comply with the assignment.*

[trixiesol-blog]

[bameme]

I participated in an event sponsored by the Dairy Farmer's Association. They gave everyone who entered a gift bag which I assumed would be like, a lanyard or something. Nope. Some stickers, a measuring spoon, and a straight up pound of butter. Words cannot describe my delight.

[fr3nchtoastcrunch]

Props to this Peter Griffin cosplayer for understanding the assignment

[laurasinele]

idk why this account means, this dog looks perfectly in context to me

[glassesmcfancyhair]

This movie was made by someone who masturbated to Alien and Alien 4 and that’s not actually a complaint.

[akorengold]

I did my job. Now do yours.

[diizzyy]

still thinking about this set

[babyspacebatclone]

This baby understood the assignment.

one of the best haircut videos i have seen (via)

[neofelis----nebulosa]

some of yall do not get the point of the hear me out trend bc why do i see those for conventionally attractive characters that were obviously presented in a way that intended for the audience to be attracted to them