#callioposte

[magnecalliope]

The Realm + Text Posts

[starlee246]

not bothered to make a relationship chart yet so this is what Cal’s WhatsApp looks like

[nrc-official-gossip]

hey. cal. it's me @ariana-nyx-mendeleev. um. why is sebec chewing my aloe vera?

in other news i cursed that gold bracelet you stole. give it back or im red-right-handing you.

Can we seriously not go a day without another fucking house plant getting eaten this isn’t funny anymore it is but it’s getting expensive

fine CHILL you can have the bracelet back I’m not dying now.

[megaxard]

look at this fuckign picture my mom took yesterday. she took it because of callie but you can clearly see im in a dungeon

[starlee246]

Cal was named after a friend who named herself after Callie from splatoon…

Altayr is Arabic for bird oh my god how creative.

Jem spawned partially from being a shortening of James and partially from Gem the lady in Swashbuckle

What is the meaning of your OC's name?

[magnecalliope]

Imagine being Tubbo and the same day that Pangi tells you that he killed every single bee within a 1000 block radius, Clown tells you that he's not only prestiged his enchanting skill but also maxed it a second time. And the server has only existed for five days.

[magnecalliope]

Glad to see that no matter where he goes Clown will always find some blue haired little freak to grab by the scruff and take under his wing as some sort of evil apprentice

[magnecalliope]

The Realm + Text Posts 2

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[magnecalliope]

Merry Christmas gay people

[magnecalliope]

I was talking with @clownscasino today about how service oriented Clown is as a person. At first glance it can seem like he's just arrogant and self-absorbed because he leans on his reputation so much, but consider: every time anyone praises him for his role in a team project, he gets flustered and tries to pass credit onto someone else. He did it during the funhouse arc of Lifesteal with Branzy. Every time Branzy would downplay his own contributions to the funhouse Clown would turn it back around on him ("you only built the whole thing"). Or more recently during the faction event on The Realm, when Sneeg credited him with getting all the gunpowder, Clown immediately corrected him and said it was a team effort. Like, insistently. For a guy obsessed with his reputation, he really does not like being complimented. 

His best alliances and friendships have always been with people who are undeniably weaker than him. People he can protect. From chasing Leo down and killing him for hurting Branzy to logging back onto The Realm when Bad and Pili were threatening Ros, when he has someone to protect he will do so with an almost singleminded focus. Fighting is something he's good at, and protection is a service he can provide to the people he loves. This is also why on The Realm he keeps handing out high level armor and equipment like candy. He's trying to buy his teammates' love by showing them how useful he is. He needs to be useful. His reputation is everything to him because his reputation is the service he is providing. If he doesn't have his reputation, he doesn't have a use. There is no point to a ClownPierce who doesn't have that reputation.

And that's also the reason those alliances with weaker individuals work better. People who are a near equal to him inevitably turn on him. They want to be the one to take him down. They don't need anything else from him. They don't need his protection. They just need his title. It's the only thing he has to give anyone, strong or weak, but at least the weak players don't want to steal the only thing he has when they're done with him.

Incidentally, this is why I think Clown and Ros work so well together as a pair, because Ros is service oriented too. When Clown offers her his protection, she reciprocates. She finds diamonds and other materials Clown wants and she collects them for him. She builds him a room in the castle. When Molluskus shows up, she tries to protect him the way he protects her. He shares his plan to usurp the King with her. She shares her plan to build a second castle with him. They both have something to offer the other. Her acts of service function to show him that they're equals in their partnership.

[magnecalliope]

Bad cleaning up Pili's alchemy lab like

[magnecalliope]

bad and pili: sleepovers where they talk about boys and paint each others nails

sneeg and clown: shooting each other with bb guns for funsies

[magnecalliope]

i do love that foolish was like in the middle of having a nervous breakdown when bad and pili showed up and pili's 'confession' snapped him out of it instantly, like yeah if he doesnt finish this impossible task by tomorrow his entire faction will die but the bigger problem here is obviously the guy who's been terrorizing Ros for weeks on end telling you he has a crush on you

[magnecalliope]

winnie the pangolin

[magnecalliope]

Regardless of which faction you are sympathetic to, you have to admit that every single person on this server is the most deluded, self absorbed dumbass The Realm could bring together. Every single stream from every single streamer is just three hours of them picking someone they want to kill, talking about why they want to kill them, detailing how they want to kill them, setting up traps to kill them with, and grinding so they can get strong enough to kill them. Then their target will come around and say THEY want to kill THEM, and the first person will act surprised and offended about it and claim they've never done anything wrong in their life to warrant this.

All that said, why on God's green earth did Ros tell Pangi she was thinking about killing him in the immediate aftermath of that boss fight

[magnecalliope]

Seeing a post analyzing Zam's relationships and it doesn't even mention Pangi... Pili really is the first friend he's ever had that cares about him as much as he cares about them.