#pizza pizza

[uwudonoodle]

Storytime: My brother Dave used to manage a Little Ceasars, and he hated it. So when my mom asked him what he wanted on his birthday cake, he jokingly said the Little Ceasars guy being stabbed with his own spear. My mom, who doesn't always get sarcasm, didn't even question it. She lovingly made him exactly what he asked for. It's my favorite cake ever.

Happy Ides of March to Ceasar getting stabbed!

[meowshroom1230]

[158590]

[catfindr]

[tilbageidanmark]

Chef Neil Armstrong serving some pizzas, March 1969.

Three months later, he would become the first man to walk on the moon.

[the-political-one]

Et tu brute

[hearmeoutworthypoll]

The little ceasers mascot. Asking for my brother

If only we knew his name…

Roman general. Formed the First Triumvirate with Pompey and Crassus. Led the Roman armies to victory in the Gallic Wars, extending Roman territory. This achievement contributed to his rise in power and defiance of the Roman Senate’s orders to step down from his position, leading to a civil war. He won and established his dictatorship. On the 15th of 44 BC, he was assassinated by a group of senators, including Cassius, who were fearful of his dominion.

Fucked up the calendar. Serves cheap shitty pizza that I have to reheat in my toaster oven as soon as I bring it home to fully cook it, but hey there’s no wait time

Reminder, the premise is “would a normie think it’s weird to find them attractive?” (Would they have to “hear me out?”)

[humrpocesku]

stráče sráče. s puerhem. protože poslední dobou hodně čajujujuju. ale puerh teda nemám příliš rád.

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[crowblincray]

I just had a dream I was entering a massive public school. (Note I was primarily home schooled, so I have no idea why I was dreaming of this place)

There were these kids (teenagers) dragging a gigantic pizza on a pan behind them. This pizza was big enough to use as a bed.

I proceed to freaking Naruto run after them (also note I don't watch Naruto and have a general distaste for the fandom)

The speed I was getting up to in this dream was insane. I was determined to catch up to this mythical sized pizza.

I somehow realized sadly that I wasn't going to catch up to them, so I do this looney tunes esque skipping, flapping, half floating like breaking.

Think coyote midair after chasing the roadrunner straight off a cliff, but he hasn't quite looked down yet. But he's realizing his situation.

I will regret that my dream self did not experience what it feels like to lay down on a massive bed sized pizza.

Sadness.

No I'm not on drugs.

[maybankbae]

dare i say their best song

[donotmindme1]

Order a Little Caesar's pizza on March 13 and 14. You'd celebrate pi day with a pizza pie and the Ides of March by taking a piece out of a little Caesar.

[rainxdewsupremacy]

I fucking walked for 12 hours straight.

I went to Toronto- yea make sure you have a car or a better form of transport. My feet are tired and sore.

[meowshroom1230]

Pizza Pizza