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stop rping with ghatgpt. you should be rping with a bisexual internet woman u have a relationship that constantly straddles the line between platonic and sexual with. tyou're ruining the ecosystem
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august please be good to all the friends in my phone. thank you
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#34#wow a lot less than I expected but I’m working on that!!!#I’m on a mission to watch as mainly highly rated classics this month
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pomegranates are so damn difficult to eat like could you be less of a metaphor and more of a fruit for a second im trying to have a snack
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I think the solution to kids on the Internet is to have specific, kid friendly spaces on the Internet. Kids wouldn't come across "adult content" on YouTube if barbie dot com still had flash games and this is a hill I will die on.
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Today my coworkers were losing their minds over a picture of a giant stick bug from Australia (new giant sticking bug discovered!!!) and I had to fight the urge to say “actually they get huge and are also probably all around without us knowing.” Because that statement would have been met with fear and not wonder
#they don’t know about the insulindian plasmid#one of them didn’t even know that stick bugs existed#and I was like ‘omg this person doesn’t know about the miracles of this earth’#like dawg we have bugs that mimic plants how insanely alien is that
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Really wish we could quit this shell-game between "Everything is political" (true but vacuous), "This work is political" (Creators were attempting to communicate a specific political position that they hold via the themes, characterization and the rest, in a way you can argue using the content of the text) and "This work is political" (Creators weren't deliberately communicating a specific political stance but what the story takes for granted speaks volumes about the moment of its creation)
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People are so much more sad, and desparate, and lonely than you think. I have had three incidents in the last four months were a technician I was working with was being either dangerously unfocused (we work with high voltage), or just flat out angry with their coworkers, and every time when I just pulled them aside to say hey, this isn't you, you're nice, and you're competent, so something must be up - what can I do to help - they have responded by bursting into tears. One guy was struggling to get his wife moved into a care home, one guy just got served divorce papers, and the other hadn't slept a wink the night before because his daughter had the pukes.
I haven't spent my whole life responding to people being rude, or stupid, or dangerous with knee jerk compassion. It's a new habit. The first time I did that as the lead for my lab, it was because the guy genuinely was so good natured that I knew something had to be off. But the other two times were just me going, alright, lets see if it always goes this well, and so far, it has. I'm almost 30, and I just figured out that the #1 reason people are shitty are because they are going through shit.
I don't think you have, like, a moral obligation to respond to people being jerks with knee jerk compassion. But it has made my life so much easier the last four months that I would recommend trying. For your own sake. Please.
(I'll step off my soapbox now. Enjoy your Sunday.)
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People are definitely buying dupe “Lafufus” as decoys now, so that if someone tries to steal a labubu off their bag or something, the authentic one isn’t getting stolen.
One day I woke up and everybody knew what a labubu was
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I think a lot about how the word masterpiece went from essentially meaning “art student senior thesis project” to “the best possible work a person can make in their career” girl it just means you can start getting paid for real not that you will never achieve as well artistically again
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if the heavens ever did squeak, she's the last true mouse piece
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I wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go “oh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!” and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say “it’s a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced case” and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it can’t infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying “well done, you’ve been so brave, I’m so glad you’re ok. I love you.”
#I’m sorry for not shutting up about the vitamin D deficiency#but it really was the vitamin D deficiency#I’m still technically in recovery because my levels are hella low
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she is the fuck NOT the moment. how are you people so allergic to progress that you’re trying to make coal the ✨ it girl ✨ of the moment
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