#popcorn is so good

[yet-happy]

Yes, I would like some popcorn 👀

OF COURSE! Pick a flavor my friend!

We got the classic popcorn!

We got strawberry popcorn!

We also got blue! If you find out what flavor blue is, do tell me before I have no fucking Idea :D

We got r a d i o a c t i v e . With Uranium seasoning.

And we also got...

OVER SATURATED FLAVOR🔥🔥💥

I don't know how I got this but I'm selling it! limited time only for 5,99!! What a steal 🎺🎺🎺

(yet-happy's products may cause constant twerking, in case you feel anything else you'll need a doctor)

[ionlylikemycat]

i don’t know what it is but something in smartfood popcorn turns me into a fucking horse devouring grain out of the palm of a young girl who will eventually tame my wild heart if i don’t accidentally bite her fingers off first

[kittykatthetacodemon]

I too want to be so gay and in love that my relationship is part of an “institutional problem” and the actual Metatron, Voice of God, has to come down from heaven on high to stealth break us up because the miracles we do together are too strong. Power couple

[th3e-m4ng0]

popcorn orion popcorn orion popcorn orion popcorn orion popcorn orion

[stealingyourbones]

Everyone who ever loves movie theatre popcorn needs to buy Flavacol. It’s the flavored salt used to give movie theatre popcorn its taste and it makes popcorn taste exponentially better than regular salt

A link to prove that it’s genuinely The Real Deal

[eggsistential-breakdown]

Watched that m night shyamalan movie about the cringefail girl dad who gets stuck at a concert. the plot was holier than the bible and i have one hundred bones to pick with it but I had fun

Alternate versions based on trailer 2 under the cut

[stonerbellybabe]

You have a watermelon shaped body than ;)

the resemblance is uncanny

[bleh1bleh2]

S'mores !!!!

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Alastor: Did it hurt?

Lucifer: *rolls eyes* Let me guess, when I fell from heaven.

Alastor: Noooooo

Lucifer: *raises eyebrow*

Alastor: *grins wider* Did it hurt when you fell for me?

[yet-happy]

YOU. 👊😠

Yes you!. You are a cool artist and I love you're artwork here have this

wer weo rar nom nom raw mon wem argh nom nom *NOM NOM*

[hoofpeet]

I'd probably have to read the printed version and web version back to back at some point to note all the differences but... ough

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

The 7 + Nico and Will watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show thinking it's a horror movie and being hella awkward when literally anything happens

[keiranzstuff]

> posting my (finally finished) dandi interp ref before i go beddy bye for real GOOD NIGHT

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#Theyallknow

[pianokantzart]

[nombitenary]

vore scenario: pred sneaks prey into the movie theater and buries them in soda and popcorn, then gets so into the movie that they forget to let them out. they leave the theater wondering how they got so fat..

Oghhhh… I love that in like a g/t style of scenario.

The pred has every intention of letting their tiny prey out, but has a few sips of soda to tease them, and the popcorn smells so good that they just have to have a few bites. All while the prey is at first just. Annoyed. Listening to their pred friend’s muffled but eager gulps from above and cringing as they’re showered in more of the pred’s snacks. They kick one of the walls and say that they better let them out before the previews are over and in response to their movement, they’re treated to the stomach around them contracting a little and a soft hiccup from above them.

It’s only when the pred’s stomach starts to really gurgle that they start to worry, and they shove the walls as more and more of their space is taken— the series of muffled glrks and glucks from above only adding to the humiliation. They’re the same size as those mouthfuls being squeezed down, and they realize with a sinking feeling that the pred must have decided to keep them.

When they start struggling more, the pred doesn’t notice thanks to their lack of room. They can’t make any huge movements, and as the pred takes another slow gulp of their drink, they smile at the thought of their prey stuck so deep inside their belly. Gently, they rub at their middle and coax up another soft hiccup as their guts get to work— slightly overstuffed and heavy feeling— before settling in to watch the movie as their body massages their meal deeper, deeper…

Maybe the prey is indigestible. Stuck feeling the popcorn around them mix into the sludge of fountain soda and acid that fizzles around them, causing the stale air to make their lungs tingle as they inhale. There’s hardly space for them in the bottom of the stomach, hardly air where they’re squashed under layers of soggy popcorn— though that becomes the least of their worries when a deep and rumbly grrrrrrgl shakes through them. With a slick squish, they’re slowly pushed down into the predator’s intestines… listening to the predator gulp down still more of their drink thanks to their stomach emptying out… all while the pred enjoys a movie, blissfully unaware of how far from their stomach the prey has gotten.

Oh well, they’d say when the movie’s over as they rub the weakly twitching lump in their middle, barely able to locate it in the slushy and gurgly mess. They suppose they’re going to have to keep you in there. Enjoy their belly. It certainly enjoyed you <3