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[cryingclownish]

This font looks so yummy like a lollipop flavor, does that even makes sense????

I just found the funniest font ever

Like. What is this. Why is this. Who is the target audience of this?

[maviyenot]

[maureen2musings]

pandalalai

[nrmtenjoyer]

Jake is so real because if I had stretchy powers I'd be 100% doing stupid shit like this

[bubblyspiral]

OMGOMG THISSSS!❤❤❤🔥🔥🔥🔥

Javier has a belly?? Huh????

I guess it is a little more headcannon than canon.

Just to me it would be a little strange for him to have that soft of a chin if he had abs. But also just considering his circomstances it would make sense for him to have a little tummy.

He is strong, absolutely, but he eats and rests more than he works out. He doesnt life, he isnt one of the characters we see chop wood or carry sacks grain. All he does is rob, and while that is harsh on the body, it isnt going to build him insane muscle mass but rather a more laid back build, also considering how much he drinks.

[tonycries]

There is no dentist alive that could unhinge my teeth from his waist.

[djarincore]

Simon will never admit Price is an idiot… to his face. But, when he sees you, the sweet thing formerly known as Mrs. Price, the word tastes bitter on his tongue.

He, and everyone else, knows you're still desperately in love with each other. The gentle smiles and longing eyes the two of you wear when the other isn't looking makes Simon sick, if he is being honest.

How could Price lose a woman like you? Simon asked himself that when he first met you and continued to do so for a long time after.

And when Simon finally manages to convince you to move on, he 'accidentally' sends a video of you moaning his name beneath him to Price. Just to show him what he lost

[aroaceloverofgarlicbread]

Here have some garlic bread that I took off of other tumblr posts as well as google

[deceasedcryptid]

“Sonic Prime is Sonadow bait” Well DAMN the bait is good.

[pedropcl]

[glow-in-the-dark-death]

Hunger

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Okay hear me out!

We have all talked about how Jason gets pit rage because of the Lazarus waters being gross ecto, or how his obssession is the Joker and needing to kill him and a bunch of other things,

Yes?

With me so far?

Okay!

Let me give that a twist,

That Pit Rage Jason feels is hunger, specifically a ghosts hunger.

Jason came back from the dead not fully, he's a starving ghost with a malnourished proto-core, until he properly eats it will stay weak and hungry.

How does the Joker fit in all this?

Easy, With the lack of good ecto for Jason to feed and stabilize from the next best option is his murderer.

Consuming that who killed you is very nourishing for a new ghost.

So Jason getting angry with the bats and others when they tell him not to kill the Joker or actively prevent him from even getting near him is like putting all his favourite foods right in front of him and then taking it away from him,

Each time getting worse for Jason, only getting hungrier and hungrier each time it happens.

How would you feel if you were starving and people kept offering you food and then pulling it away before you could eat it?

Confused?

Desperate?

Anger?

It doesn't count as cannibalism if you're not the same

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Jason biting the bars of his holding cell like a dog

Dick: "Is it just me or where his teeth always that sharp?"

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Oracle: "I lost sight of the Joker!"

Jason hunched over with glowing green eyes while drooling: "No worries he's nearby I can smell him."

Other Bats listening on the comms: " ...What the hell do you mean smell ! Are you drooling ?!"

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Bats: "Wow Jason sure is getting creative trying to get the Joker!"

Jason:

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Check tags for some funny extras

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Just an Idea

[wukyma]

ONE CHANCE, POSEIDON, ONE.... (jk,, unless,,,)

When i drew the hair of your Poseidon (the sketch) i thought how similar it is to how i imagined my Amphitrite's hair to be like hahaha

Now all i have in my head is that mine would ask your Posi to be his wife too 😂

WELL-

[dingledraw]

@blackat-t7t In another universe they are at the renfair and Crowley is watching Aziraphale eat a comedically large turkey leg… 😔😂

[5mary5]

I need to bite him

It should be ILLEGAL to look this good

[jul-0v0]

I’m back drawing sexy Apollo again