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[lover-of-monsters]

@m0nstuurl0vuur •ᵥ_ᵥ•

Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.

[scrumdidiliyumyum]

It would be funnier if spider reader was an only child in their universe. So when the bats try “family bonding” spider reader would be like “WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?”

Even funnier if the spider sense goes off when the bats try anything sus.

LMAO this is so real 😭

Because Spider! Reader comes from another universe, they don't know the Wayne family personally other than stories they've heard in the different universes they visit.

So once they're stuck there, maybe Damien is trying to cuddle with reader while reading something to them, or even Bruce having them sit with him while he fills out important documents. So reader is just there like, "???" While someone in the batfam is trying to do "family bonding" as they call it.

Another thing to add is reader whenever their spider sense goes off IMMEDIATELY knowing it has something to do with the batfam and stopping whatever they're doing and leaving as quickly as possible 😭

[opdchaos]

I’d gladly eat them

you open a pack of fruit gummies and these things tumble out

[maureen2musings]

pandalalai

[nrmtenjoyer]

Jake is so real because if I had stretchy powers I'd be 100% doing stupid shit like this

[tonycries]

There is no dentist alive that could unhinge my teeth from his waist.

[twiiggg]

She heard my prayers

SHE HEARD MY PRAYERS

I WONT MAKE NOTHING OUT OF YOUR BLESSING LORD K

THANK YOU KANADE, MAY YOUR MUSIC SAVE US ALL

I WILL KEEP COMPOSING

our lord and saviour yoisaki kanade

[djarincore]

Simon will never admit Price is an idiot… to his face. But, when he sees you, the sweet thing formerly known as Mrs. Price, the word tastes bitter on his tongue.

He, and everyone else, knows you're still desperately in love with each other. The gentle smiles and longing eyes the two of you wear when the other isn't looking makes Simon sick, if he is being honest.

How could Price lose a woman like you? Simon asked himself that when he first met you and continued to do so for a long time after.

And when Simon finally manages to convince you to move on, he 'accidentally' sends a video of you moaning his name beneath him to Price. Just to show him what he lost

[aroaceloverofgarlicbread]

Here have some garlic bread that I took off of other tumblr posts as well as google

[l0ul0uland]

ATEEEEE AHHHH I LOVE EMMY SMMMMM I’m not great at insert drawings☹️ BUT URS EATTTTT

Part 4: Return Take back control, rescue red, save the world! Inserts of my OC Emmy in the movie!

[pedropcl]

[glow-in-the-dark-death]

Hunger

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Okay hear me out!

We have all talked about how Jason gets pit rage because of the Lazarus waters being gross ecto, or how his obssession is the Joker and needing to kill him and a bunch of other things,

Yes?

With me so far?

Okay!

Let me give that a twist,

That Pit Rage Jason feels is hunger, specifically a ghosts hunger.

Jason came back from the dead not fully, he's a starving ghost with a malnourished proto-core, until he properly eats it will stay weak and hungry.

How does the Joker fit in all this?

Easy, With the lack of good ecto for Jason to feed and stabilize from the next best option is his murderer.

Consuming that who killed you is very nourishing for a new ghost.

So Jason getting angry with the bats and others when they tell him not to kill the Joker or actively prevent him from even getting near him is like putting all his favourite foods right in front of him and then taking it away from him,

Each time getting worse for Jason, only getting hungrier and hungrier each time it happens.

How would you feel if you were starving and people kept offering you food and then pulling it away before you could eat it?

Confused?

Desperate?

Anger?

It doesn't count as cannibalism if you're not the same

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Jason biting the bars of his holding cell like a dog

Dick: "Is it just me or where his teeth always that sharp?"

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Oracle: "I lost sight of the Joker!"

Jason hunched over with glowing green eyes while drooling: "No worries he's nearby I can smell him."

Other Bats listening on the comms: " ...What the hell do you mean smell ! Are you drooling ?!"

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Bats: "Wow Jason sure is getting creative trying to get the Joker!"

Jason:

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Check tags for some funny extras

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Just an Idea

[dingledraw]

@blackat-t7t In another universe they are at the renfair and Crowley is watching Aziraphale eat a comedically large turkey leg… 😔😂

[twiiggg]

something similar happened to me once

now i praise The Goddess of Salvation, Kanade

#25jiShipWeek Day2 knen

Living statue

[5mary5]

I need to bite him

It should be ILLEGAL to look this good